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Joined 02-07-11, id: 2739160, Profile Updated: 02-25-11
Author has written 9 stories for Sherlock, and Torchwood.

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Dead Men Don't Bleed by TweedleDuh reviews
John Watson can't remember how he got out of the pool or why Sherlock Holmes' heart stopped beating. Set at the end of TGG
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,533 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Inevitable Advancement of Time by deaka reviews
It's sinking in that he's alone here, bleeding out in this alleyway, and he doesn't want to die like this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Sherlock wants to try something he learned about on the telly, it doesn't work out the way he anticipated. Fluff-a-palooza
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Each to His Passion by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Through the course of their lives there have been several moments where John realized just how much Sherlock loved bees. These are some of them. Written at the request of mattsloved1.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bees by LadyOphelia17 reviews
John is shocked to discover Sherlock's unusual retirement plan. And yes- it does involve bees.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shocking by CelebratoryPenguin reviews
Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Alone by voila23xx reviews
a fluffy Sherlock one shot where Sherlock is lonely, and John is comforting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
all worn out and nothing fits by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
"It's the only part of your life you really hide from me, John, it and the war, and I'd like to know about it. About you." Sherlock x John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Bane by toggledog reviews
While investigating a case, Sherlock is sexually harassed by the new DI, who also happens to be John's friend. At first to everyone but Sherlock it is seen as harmless flirting, but then it starts getting more obscene... WARNINGS: RAPE,VIOLENCE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,104 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
FILE STATUS: DELETED by Tellytubby101 reviews
Things that Sherlock deleted from his mind when he really shouldn't have. One shot. Implied Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Make Him Proud by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Gregory Lestrade has lost everything and nobody notices. Except Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Role Reversal by Handful of Silence reviews
More often than not, it's Sherlock rescuing John from being kidnapped by various nefarious criminals. Sherlock never expected it to work the other way round when the time came. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Low by bulmablue-eyes reviews
Sherlock has been hiding a medical condition from John. One day, at a crime scene, John finds out in the most dramatic way.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Retirement by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by Liannabob reviews
After the explosion, Sherlock has some trouble adjusting. Kind of dark. ***Now a podfic!***
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Incapacitated by Nova-chan reviews
John takes care of Sherlock when he has an injury that is quite debilitating.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apathy and Other Things Beginning with A by NorthernStar reviews
Three weeks without a case and Sherlock is bored. John struggles to cope with Sherlock's increasingly erratic behaviour.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tipsy by katkin reviews
"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tuesday Morning by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sherlock dreads Tuesday morning. Also: brains.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kid in a Candy Store by Fialleril reviews
"I'm very disappointed in the adult world, John. Your brains are even more infantile than I'd thought." Asexual!Sherlock and mortified!John in a sex shop, by request.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Fifth Hostage by Nightengale reviews
John's only about three streets down from the flat before hands grab his back and he's shoved into a car... Then it clicks. Sherlock said five pips, five hostages, but they'd only had four. SPOILERS for "The Great Game."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Simple Joys of Home by CaffieneKitty reviews
John Watson is having a very bad day. Set between Sherlock episodes 1.01 and 1.02, no real spoilers, Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In It For The Long Haul by R. Scott reviews
Marriage. He shuddered at the word. What on earth was John doing? It was so painfully conventional, surrendering to a path of utterly mind-numbing triviality; Sherlock couldn't think of anything worse.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bang, Bang, You're Dead by danglingdingle reviews
Summary: Sherlock is bored. Bored, bored, bored, and alone. Sherlock/John pre-slash. Disclaimer: 'sherlock' belongs to BBC et al. No profit made by writing this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Another Day by cait701 reviews
Hi! So this is just a little random oneshot, when Watson comes home from the store with groceries.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which Sherlock Tries and Is Rejected by Jennistar1 reviews
BB spoilers. Sherlock tries his own hand at dating...BBC kinkmeme fill!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
As Close as Hands and Feet by Jessa7 reviews
Written for prompt. Mycroft planned the meeting of his brother and Watson, because it takes a particular type of person to cope with Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
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A Day In The Life reviews
Mycroft's day during SiP and my take on the meaning of his umbrella.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
The Best Mate reviews
When Sherlock loses his skull to Mrs Hudson again John helps him fetch it back under the condition that he gets something in return: a date. Sherlock is not happy. Basically a Sherlockian version of The Frog Prince but without amphibians or magic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John's Terrible Day reviews
What it says on the tin: John has a bad day and Sherlock tries to cheer him up.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Foresight reviews
It's raining and neither John nor Sherlock have an umbrella so they huddle under Sherlock's coat. And then Mycroft walks past and makes smartass remarks.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Laundry Science reviews
Sherlock's an expert when it comes to doing the laundry but John still has things to learn.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Long, longer, longest reviews
Sherlock wants to take a look at a certain part of Lestrade's anatomy - for science!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Happy Xmas reviews
On Christmas morning, Sherlock discovers that John's bought him a present. Sherlock has nothing in return. What's a man to do?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nowhere
Jack and Ianto meet in the afterlife. It's a short-lived reunion.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Just a piece of clothing reviews
Sherlock really loves his coat, John finds out just how much.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete