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Author has written 1 story for Call of Duty.

Hey I'm Kayla and I've been writing fanfictions practically my whole life, but I just recently uploaded a story. Read, Review, Enjoy, Flame. Do whatever! I'm just glad I finally grew a pair and posted a Fic!

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The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by kiliyousosilly reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,862 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
Prisoners of Isengard by Auset's Tears reviews
Saruman's Uruk breeding program is in full swing. Tara, a pickpocket from Osgiliath, is about to become a part of it. Rated M, obviously... (Undergoing a rewrite)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 110,892 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human
Blood That Binds by Nightlain reviews
{This is no longer continued, but has been updated and improved. See 'Fear Not The Night' for more!} From innocent farm girl to a murderer, Zaris finds herself tossed into a new family as she finds a way to free herself from her old life. However, is becoming the Silencer for Lucien Lachance and falling in love with a 300 year old vampire really as liberating as she thinks?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,516 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Lucien L., Vicente V.
Desolation by rinzlerkitty reviews
Bilbo's luck finally runs out when he's captured by Smaug the Terrible. Instead of killing him, the dragon chooses instead to keep the hobbit. Frightened and abused, Bilbo either has to come to terms with his punishment or find a way to escape.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,655 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Smaug, Bilbo B.
The Emperor's Bodyguard by SixthSeason reviews
Elder Scrolls Kink Meme fill. Emperor Martin Septim finds himself swamped with politics and responsibilities, and Azure would be more than happy to help him relieve some stress; if she wasn't forbidden to do so.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Martin S., Hero of Kvatch] - Complete
Infection by Angel1876 reviews
Lindsay isn't feeling too well suddenly. What will Heiter do? Warning, strong language, some abuse, and a twisted love story.
Human Centipede - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,027 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011
The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,188 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Quite the Excitable Young Lady by taylorpotato reviews
Joan and Shirley have been best friends since primary school. Just friends. Because Joan likes boys. Shirley's never told Joan about her own preferences. One night, Joan and Shirley get drunk off a bottle of Mycroft's wine and they have a discussion about self-pleasure. Femslash follows in short order. Teen!lock and Genderswap, because this is my party and I'll AU if I want to.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lily's Reach by Zoop reviews
Across the province from the first dragon's appearance, Lily suffers cruelly and seeks refuge among the Orcs, urging Ghorbash the Iron Hand to apply gentler methods for a change. Same universe as "Duty Calls". Rated for language, rape scene.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,957 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012
Take me to jail, I submit! by EiraWolfsoul reviews
Thieves Guild member Eira has heard a rumour stating that when you tell the Whiterun guards to take you to jail and that you will submit, they will take you to jail and have their way with you. Curious to find out if this rumour is true, she decides to get herself caught. All characters except for Eira are property of Bethesda. I merely use them for my pleasure! Kmeme fill!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Guard - Complete
The Kitten and the Wolf by LoorTheDarkElf reviews
Di'kana joins the Companions, seeking a path besides being the Dragonborn so long as it is one of her own choosing. Along the way she will find kinship with fellow warriors, as well as the Companion's more feral secret. Female Khajiit DragonbornxFarkas, rated M for later chapters.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Virtue of Pleasure by Heiwako reviews
Brynjolf's latest protege is a shy, sweet girl, seemingly innocent in many ways. Her sweetness and innocence offends Mercer. He intends to put an end to that nonsense personally. Rated M for sexual situations and language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Mercer Frey - Complete
Hookup of Epic Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. Gee, I wonder what happens next? :) COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,986 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Over Hill and Under Skirts by littleblackdog reviews
For a kink meme prompt: Dwarf women are rare, and often so intent on their craft, that Thorin has never had the opportunity or inclination to become familiar with the more intimate portions of the female anatomy. When he is finally introduced to that realm of hidden mystery, Thorin is quite... curious. Thorin/Female!Bilbo, humour and awkwardness.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Testosterone, Epic Facial Hair, and PURE RAGE! by GunsAndIceCream reviews
A new addition to the SOG definitely stirs things up. A Corporal who is on the deep end of the feminine scale. Is the fiery, spiteful little guy really who 'he' claims to be?
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - F. Woods
Baby Mine by Anath Tsurugi reviews
There are whispers about who really fathered Thorin Oakenshield's youngest nephew...but don't let him or his heir hear you repeating those whispers...or you will wish they had killed you. (Warning: Rape)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Kili, Dis - Complete
Don't You Dare Touch My Hobbit! by JestersJoker93 reviews
Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,570 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Dovah to Dovahkiin by Kainen-no-Kitsune reviews
"Lydia, I don't know what's wrong with me but..." Paarthurnax has a major role since I was disappointed at the lack of stories with him even in it. Co-Authored with TinShadowcat.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax
Honeymoon At Bag End by Silver Shroud reviews
It's Sam and Rose's big day - and the night promises to be even sweeter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Samwise G., Rosie C.
An Unexpected Outcome by JestersJoker93 reviews
Thorin and Bilbo harbor feelings for each other. Everybody knows but them. Gandalf, Fili and Kili decide to help. Fluffy happy ending xD
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Tenderness of a King by shinigami714 reviews
Fili and Kili out Bilbo as a virgin embarrassing him in front of the other dwarves. One dwarf intends to rectify the situation. Thorin/Bilbo fluffiness, First Time. Written for a prompt on the LJ Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
Unsummoned by sovngarded reviews
The Listener of the Dark Brotherhood Cibell, a quiet but determined Breton, finally settles down in the Dawnstar Sanctuary with her fellow assassins, swearing fealty to the Night Mother. But now, the spirit of Lucien Lachance seems to simply appear whenever seems convenient for him, and Cibell is furious at his timing. F!Dragonborn/Lucien Lachance. PWP, pointless smut, oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lucien L. - Complete
Sweet, sweet Solitude by Monstergirl19 reviews
Finally Cicero had found the new Listener. His job is done and his life is content. Then a thief comes along and threatens to steal everything Cicero holds dear. CiceroxFemaleOC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Cicero V.
Misfire of Global Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Duty Calls by Zoop reviews
Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia - Complete
Our Little Secret, ja? by MercernaryGirl13 reviews
Spare time is suddenly on their hands, and the team is bored to death. Richtofen and Nikolai are by themselves on the balcony. But when the crazy doc reveals something personal about himself, Nikolai takes more interest than he should. LEMON!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B. - Complete
To Wed a Faun by blacktalon117 reviews
The time has come for the Princess to take a husband. The only problem is...she wants the faun, and that's simply not done. Even Pan doesn't know what to do about this, and he is a very old goat. Princesses just don't marry Fauns...or do they? COMPLETE. Rated M. just to be on the safe side.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Hypothetically by Perfectly Maple reviews
Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
The Obsession by WishIWasinCali reviews
Aragorn is not as happy as he thought he would be with his marriage to Arwen and his new Kingship. He begins to wonder what would have happened had he given in to Eowyn and his temptation. He becomes infatuated with her. This series deals with their ad
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Aragorn, Eowyn
Remembering reviews
Waking up in Vorkuta with no memory whatsoever can be quite a setback. Mason/OC Reznov/OC Spoilers! Rated T for Language and any Future Incidents. Rating may change.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - A. Mason, unknown 1
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