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Hi I'm Wheelchairmaniac99 but my real name is India for those who care. I am an 19 year old girl and as you probably guessed, in a wheelchair (not as fun as some people seem to think).
I have short dark brown hair, brown eyes and tanned skin.
I love talking to new people so if anyone has questions about me or my stories please feel free to ask, I am almost always online so will probably get back to you fairly quickly!
OCs for Oops?
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY WHEN...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
0.) When you think that reading a book is "Old Fashion"
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself for your own stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - Forest - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend already has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will go and kick the whole crowds asses that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story back ground and family's back ground.
A good friend knocks before entering your house. A Best friend pulls the key out from under the mat walks in and yells "MOM DAD I AM HOME!" to your parents.
A good friend has a long, normal conversation with you. A best friend has a pointless conversation with you that lasts all night, into the morning, and still has you laughing the next day.
A good friend knows you for a year. A best friend says "Hmm...well... lets see...I have known you since...well I don't know when or how I met you...oops?"
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down next to you and cries.
] I like at least one shade of pink (i DESPISE pink with every fiber of my being *)
[X] I don't like being messy (yeah...I dont like it but organizing becomes to much of a hassel)
[ ] My belongings are organized ( i am probaly the most unorganized girl alive)
[ ] I don't like rock music (i love rock)
[X] I like wearing accessories (depends on what it is)
[x] Bright colors amaze me (mostly depends on the color that is bright...)
[ ] I hate black (hell no, i love black, just not on hot days)
[ ] I go to the salon once a week (ewwww toxic fumes)
] I comb/brush my hair almost all the time (only when brushes are within my reach)
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere (when I have a phone TO bring then yes i do)
[ ] I like wearing baggy pants
[x] I play video games (i play them but epicly suck at them)
[X] I like Akon (only like 1 or 2 songs)
[X] I like wearing jackets with hoods (hoods = win!)
[ ] I'm too lazy to do chores (I would do chores if i could)
] I don't like shopping unless it's for me (If it gets me out of the house then I'll go)
[x] I would go bungee jumping (if my parents would let me 0_0)
[x] I love sports (Only if its a wheelchair sport)
[x] I always wear perfume/cologne(deodorant)
] I like to wrestle and fight people (pacifist!)
[ ] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
[ ] I enjoy studying (i never do it! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!...which is probably why my grades are crap -_-')
[X] I wear glasses (Yes i wear glasses...got a problem with that?...)
[ ] I'm a straight-A student. (...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)
[ ] I've never skipped any class in my whole life. (uhhhhhh...*looks around for parents...maaaaaybeeeeee)
[ ] I like my shirt tucked in (its not comfortable)
[X] One of my favorite subjects is science (deepens on which one...i dont like earth science but Bio was fun)
[X] I like reading books (Cough...what is this website again? LOL)
[x] My assignments are passed up on time (most of the time i guess...)
[x] I am crazy about the color black (black is my second favorite color..first is blue)
[X] I sit at the corner (i don't like being noticed)
] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
[X] I like heavy metal rock music (heavy metal...*looks up on YouTube*...yes, yes i do)
[x] I have a lot of problems in my life (hell yeah, though i don't think i know anyone who doesn't)
[X] I barely talk much (i dont like to talk much anymore)
[X] I don't have that many friends (i have a few great friends and a best friend but not many friends)
[X] I listen to music almost everyday or 24/7 ( I love music)
[x] I can look depressed or sad (i CAN)
[x] I always hide my true feelings behind a smile (yep _ )
[x] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes (i dont understand how thats childish but oook)
[ ] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
[X] I watch cartoons
[x] I love to invent words only i understand (Well...my best friend can understand but shes the only one...)
[ ] I sleep with a night light
[X] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit. ( It's just easier )
[ ] I'm scared of roller coasters (not really...i just cant go on the ones the go upside-down)
[x] I like being with my family relatives (depends on which ones)
] I take bubble baths (Havent had one in a while)
[ ] I like Spongebob! (nope not anymore)
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. (How much do you like chocolate?)
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you liked Snape after Deathly Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (fairy.queen.of.sparks.- 6 hrs) (Jasmine Indigo Sappihhra-12 hours) (Sesshy's luver77 - 7 hours) (Wheelchairmaniac - 8-10 hours)
The # 7 comes up A LOT in Harry Potter
7 Players in a Quidditch Team
7 Years at Hogwarts
7 Weasley Children
7 Floors in the Grand Staircase
142 Stairs on the Grand Staircase (142=7)
Philosopher's Stone is in vault 713
Sirius's bank vault is 711
There are 700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch
Ginny is the first girl in the Weasley family for 7 generations
7 is the most powerful Magic Number
7 Locks on Moody's Trunk
Broomstick called Cleansweep Seven
7 Muggles saw Harry and Ron in the flying car
7 Things guarding the Philosopher's Stone
7 bottles of Potion in the Philosopher's Stone
7 Registered Animagi
7 Secret Passages out of Hogwarts
7 Potters in the Deathly Hallows
7 Prisoners escape from Malfoy Manor
Harry escaped Voldemort 7 times before defeating him
Harry's birthday is in the 7th month. July
7 Galleons for a Wand
Wolfsbane Potion must be drunk 7 days before the full moon
7 Keepers for every Dragon in the Triwizard Tournament
7 kinds of magical creatures have attacked Harry Potter in the series
There are 437 items on Filch's list
In Harry's first ever Quidditch match, Gryffindor won 170 points.
Can you think of anymore?
How to be an Artist: by Sark
If at least 15-20 of the lines in this poem apply to you in any way, shape, or form; THEN POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! Embrace your inner child. We are all kids at heart.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...).Uya Comaru (Bunnie and Wolfy are my loves). Velgamidragon (Eee, Snowy!). HikariKame I have an obscene load of plushies..., ottawawolf (Simba! huggles) Wheelchairmaniac99 (i have TONS of stuffed animals!)
If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid (we are!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D ;3
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]
[Konan Score: 5]
- I only pretend to hate my sibling...I just don't like them very much at times.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]
- My Grandma annoys me. (not really)
[Sasori Score: 3]
- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me. (more like i hang around and annoy her :p)
[Deidara Score: 2]
[Kakuzu Score: 2]
[Hidan Score: 1]
[X]- I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 6]
[Tobi Score: 2]
[Orochimaru Score: 1]
-The mark of a good fanfiction writer is when someone has read your work, but can't remember that it wasn't actually from the original.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.