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Hi! I found all of these things on other people's profiles, in my computer files, and in my emails! Here's some things I found:

Want to know how smart you really are? Take the intelligence test at .

Bill Gates (ranked #3 among the world's richest people; founded Microsoft) once took this Intelligence Test and scored a 3! Can you do any better than him without cheating?

I scored a 3 or a 4! It's really easy after taking it once but not easy the first time!

I later scored an 11 out of 11!!!!! YAY ME!!!!! I got a virtual trophy!!!!!!


14 Things To Try At A Department Store:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Girl's Rest Rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

1."Be the happiest person in our sad little world." -Me

2."Be a Cupcake! They're much tastier." -Me

3."Some of people's best friends on Earth are from Mars." -Me

4. "Muffins are just ugly Cupcakes." -My Friend (NAME PROTECTED)

5. "If I had wheels, I'd be a wagon..." -It'sBlueOrDie's Profile Page

Here's some stories you should hear:

True Story:

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.

PS: If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

True Story:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

I found this on Mothstar's profile!!! I laughed at this as I read it!!!! It is sooooooo stupid!!!!!

On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts. Also, what's a kid doing driving a car?!)

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)

On a food processer: "Not to be used for any other use." (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (What, no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this. Yeah, you can't.)

On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!)

Repost this if you laughed, or have actually thought about of any of these things.

Here's some copy&paste things!!!


. . // • •\\ TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU...
...(/(_•_)\) HATE ANIMAL...
... _/''*''\ ABUSE...

(\_/)- - - (\_/) Copy and Paste the
( •.•)/)(\(•.• ) Bunny-five to your profile if
('')('')- - ('')('') you wanna high five ME or anyone else!

( \_/ ) Copy and Paste
(='.'=) the computer bunny to your
(")_(") profile if you think bunnies are totally AwEsOmE!!!

Gσt A Prσblεm?...Sσlνε It!
Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
Think I'm Trippin?...Tiε Mч Shσε!
Cαn't Stαnd Mε?...Sit Dσωn!
Cαn't Fαce Mε?...Wεll Turn Arσund!
Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
Think Im Uglч?...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε?...Gσ Lιкє Yσurѕ!
Dσn't Knσw Mε?... Dσn't Judge Mε!
Think Yσu Knσw Mε?...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα!
Think I'm Not Cool?... Go Get A Fan!
Think I'm A Loser?...Find A Trophy!
Think I Have No Life?...Go Find One!

Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things!

αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
αℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
αℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ WEALTHY,
уσυ αℓℓ мє αℓℓ тнєѕє тнιηgs, вυт id.
so ωну вσтнєя?

Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things!

Now! How about you...

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you hate Copy & Paste things!

Life's a Rollercoaster reviews
When Kaitin moved to Amoris, she never expected her life to be turned upside down. She'd quickly fallen for two guys, the president and the rebel, but she couldn't let it show. What'll happen as her relationships progress?
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Castiel, Nathaniel