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Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4055 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 3,775 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,624 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7718 - Favs: 8,144 - Follows: 7,693 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
As the World Falls Down by erisgregory reviews
One fateful night, after a particularly bad fight with his best friend, Kurt jokingly calls on the Goblin King to take her away. He learns he has 13 hrs to defeat the labyrinth and rescue his friend before she becomes a part of the goblin court forever.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,563 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Before you met me by ElloDoctor reviews
The student raised his eyebrow at Kurt but held out his hand. "Sebastian Smythe," Feeling slightly apprehensive, Kurt shook it. "Kurt Hummel" AU: What if Kurt had met Sebastian instead of Blaine when he went to spy on the Warblers?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,815 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Tiny Little Fractures by Kata Malfoy reviews
Sebastian is in over his head and even Kurt, who still basically hates the guy, feels compelled to try and help him. Unfortunately, Kurt isn't equipped to deal with drinking, drugs and a Sebastian who seems too damaged to repair.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,610 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Wingardium Leviosa! by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,329 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kurt Fabray and Quinn Hummel by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,938 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Where You Stand by inane-rational reviews
Arthur alone on a hunt finds a beautiful boy who begs him not to shoot the unicorn. Arthur beds him as payment for mercy, and leaves. Later the pregnant boy is sent to Camelot to find who the father is.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,068 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/24/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] Gwen/Guinevere, Gaius - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Katsgold reviews
Just when it couldn't get worse the fates find a way to make it just so. Someone is determined to make the Pendragon's pay for their crimes against magic, even at the expense of others. Set after S4E2. First in the "Different Path" series. Slash/Mpre
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,926 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Too late? by allthingsmagical reviews
King Arthur has been in love with his servant for a while and has never plucked up the courage to tell him. After a talk with Gwen, Arthur decides to tell Melrin how he really feels, but has he left it too late?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bright Lights and Paying Customers by Camunki reviews
It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Why Love Matters by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur needs help overcoming issues with physical intimacy in order to clinch a business deal with demonstrative Italians. Merlin, his assistant, suggests that he attends a 'cuddle workshop' to get him over his fears. Adult content eventually.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Threesomes Make Everything Better by an-alternate-world reviews
Sebastian's proposition to Blaine shouldn't have been such a turn-on to Kurt, and yet he soon found himself enjoying himself far more than he'd ever have admitted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Don't Put A Ring On It by starsandgutters reviews
Finn is getting married and Kurt is the best man. But Kurt wants to kiss the bride... er, groom. A/N: Thanks go to rebness for betaing this.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Summer Harmony by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Sequel to 'It All Started With A Question,' 'Lucky' and 'Feel This Good'. They're going to work through this. It may not always be easy, but they've got the whole summer to figure themselves out. Finn/Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Wicked Game by WinterStorrm reviews
Arthur's the King of Camelot…nightclub. He can pick and choose who he wants, and he does – often – no promises and absolutely no repeats. The night he chooses Merlin might just be his undoing.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,584 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Zephyr's Breath by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Done for a prompt meme on LJ: Finn/Kurt pirate!AU with a side of Blaine/Sam. Kurt Hummel is the captain of a feared pirate ship, the Zephyr's Breath, but everything changes when he finds a young man who is the sole survivor of a shipwreck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,706 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Duets by LucyToo reviews
Senior year and all Kurt wants to do is sing during Duets week with his boyfriend. When Rachel cockblocks by stealing Blaine for her song, Kurt is left to make other arrangements. Those other arrangements lead to big changes. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Not So Little Merman by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Son of the governor of a Caribbean island colony, Kurt Hummel grows up spoiled but raised to be sweet, even without a mother, but he has the habit of waking up at 11:30 and going to the water. And that's where he meets a merboy. .:. Kurtofsky 6-part AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Caligo Nox Noctis by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Vampire!Kurt fic, so definitely AU. The good news about all of this is that there's a cure. The bad news, of course, is what the cure actually IS. Finn/Kurt, minor Blaine/Kurt and Blaine/Sam
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 135,573 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Dearest to his heart by LadyFromPoland reviews
Arthur's been a king for three years and he should finally find his queen. Princess Miranda seems to be a perfect candidate. However she and Merlin don't like each other. Miranda is afraid of the strong bond between two men. SLASH! More details inside.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,470 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Tremble before the Lightning by Violetvixen17 reviews
When a broken Puck stumbles into Kurt's yard...it sets a chain of events into motion. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
How Puck Came To Love The Idea of 'Sex Kittens' by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Finn awakes one day to find... cat ears. On his head. Where his human ears should be. WTF. And he can't really tell anyone... except, well, Puck. Because Puck's his best friend and has seen some weird stuff before. It winds up being a bad idea..:.slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Scratches and Ranebows by PolkaMusic reviews
Reed decides to brave up and give Shane one unforgettable birthday present. CP Coulter's Daltonverse! ReedXShane smut. I think that if they did have sex then this is how it would happen, with Shane more concerned about Reed's pleasure than his.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Giuoco Piano by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Prequel to the 'Endgame' series, but can be read on its own. Kurt decides he wants Blaine to be his first, and there's certainly no way Blaine's going to turn him down. Blaine/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fever by Leista reviews
You know the now-cliché singing in the shower and discovery of musical talent thing? This is the Kurt/Karofsky version...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself by poetikat reviews
Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The One With Kurt's 17th Birthday by Loony4moony816 reviews
It's Kurt's first birthday party in eight years and his dad has quite the surprise for him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kissed my neck with a crooked cracked fang by xxDark-Elfxx reviews
When the Vampire Virus hits Lima, Puck doesn't really give it much thought. Warnings: AU, boy-on-boy, graphic sex, light bloodplay, Vampire!Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Bet by charmed4eva112 reviews
Puck gets challenged to kiss every kid in Glee Club. Well, ten down, one to go... KurtPuck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Can't Start A Fire by Harry Fado reviews
Puck is a firefighter and saves Kurt from a burning building, he's instantly drawn to the soprano and knows that somehow, someway, he's going to make him his "wife".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
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Crazy For You reviews
AU. Kurt's in a mental institution, and his friend Blaine is the only on who can pull him through.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm Never Saying Goodbye To You reviews
After graduation Kurt and Blaine part at the airport, both starting their future on opposite sides of the country.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
An Invalid Option reviews
Hogwarts AU! Blaine can't help falling for Slytherin boys, and the ex-Durmstrang boy Kurt is no exception.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
His Wicked Way reviews
Blaine and Kurt are reunited after more than a year, but it isn't what Kurt had expected it to be. Rated T for suggested sexual themes and violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brooklyn Bridge reviews
AU. Blaine decides to skip his family's New Year's party this year and watch the ball drop by himself, in New York. He hadn't expected company.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete