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Joined 02-08-11, id: 2741186, Profile Updated: 08-23-13
Author has written 16 stories for Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, Needless/ニードレス, and Kuroshitsuji.

Hey Everybody, if your reading this, it means you're genuinely concerned about where the fuck Miki and Evy are! Congrats! If you must know, we've abandoned this account and left it open only so you guys can still read some of our older, crappier work. No worries though, we're still in the world, just hiding. :)

Hi! This is an account shared by two friends, and our screen names are Miki and Evy. Evy posts the stories for Miki so don't get depressed if there isn't always an author's note. So far the stories up are Soft Shadows and Tally Marks by Evy, Black and White by Miki, and Through the Broken Looking Glass which is co-authored (all Soul Eater!). We're doing the co-authored story completely by hand whenever we see each other and driving our other friend Val INSANE. Here are our little about me spiels, written by us:


About me Hiya! I love to read, am sister to Bre, Best friend to Miki and Val, and love to read and write. I am currently writing a book (or two. Or more. I dunno. They get out of hand.) all by my lonesome, and a fan fiction story with Miki! (The way it's going, I might be writing two books soon, one all by hand...) Oh, gah, that was so cheerful I could puke. Someone shoot me. My current stories are Soft Shadows and Tally Marks.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching animes by the literal/figurative bucketful, and write the occasional song or poem.

Favorite quotes: Welcome to the 'like-hell-I'm-dead' battlefront. This may sound sudden, but will you enlist with us?


I like to talk in third person but, like to write in first, explain please? I love just about any story unless it's long and has no climax points, then I bored. I have lots of 'friends' on here, and some of them because I accidentally flamed their story (*ahem* Sorry B.V.!) and others because they've read my stories. I am a music addict! So, be warned, I love Ke$ha and Britney Spears and Three Days Grace and even 'Weird Al' Yankovic. I'm trying to write a story now! So, now, onto my fanfic stories... I currently have out the stories You're kidding, right?, Masquerade Maid, Don't believe, don't care, Bad Mistake, copyrighted, Promise, not yet worthy, bad people: who is it really , and Trump Card. Oh, and I'm Co-authoring with Evy in the Through the Broken Looking Glass. I am also collaborating with B.V. The Epic in our story 'Forbidden Love'

Hobbies:Reading,writing,biking,walking,watching anime.

Favorite quotes: Anyone who wears a monocle and cape is just begging for a beating.

You know what I hate? How you can put the two main characters in an anime, T.V. show, Manga, video game, basically anything you can think of, the two main characters, one boy the other girl, and match them with anybody else on the show, whether it's Yuri or Yaoi or straight, they can still go with anybody. Most of the time though, if you look really close, and knock some sense into yourself, you'll notice that the two main characters (boy and girl) are actually the best couple in the show. WHERE THE H-E-DOUBLE TOOTHPICK DO YOU NOT GET SORA X KAIRI? They're boyfriend and girlfriend! And Edward marries Winry, and never ever will be with Mustang. And I'm sorry, Soul and Tamaki just look gay enough to not be. But, you know, Ed can be with anybody, because he's the FullMetal Alchemist! Well, you know what? Go take it up with Hiromu Arakawa, she's the one who made Ed marry Winry, not me.


Sup. Im rhythm, i write comedy fics, and im addicted to anime and manga. Im good at kingdom hearts games and others are another story...I am also mikis little sister, and i love being in the spotlight! And im super accident prone, as in i've fell off a 4 wheeler.

Hobbies: Being awesome, reading just about anything but newspapers, watching anime to the extreme, and slightly torturing my siblings.

Favorite Quotes: hey coraline, can you bring me some of that magic mud? cuz i've got a terrible case of writers rash on my...

And that's pretty much it! See you in the stories!

We like to copy and paste.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK BUT DONT SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Because, this resembles Miki and Evy so much, it's scary. BFF!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

Friends: Will greet you with 'hello' or 'hi'

Best Friends: Will drag you to a corner and spill everything that's happened in the last 24 hours that they weren't around to see.

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff


FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

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If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- Serving suggestion: Defrost

(But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- Do not turn upside down. (Well ... duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- Product will be hot after heating. (And you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness. (I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- Not to be used for the other use. (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions : Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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Join the dark side!(We have cookies!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Reasons To Join The Dark Side

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

9. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on JAPAN, MEXICO, BRAZIL, AND FRANCE! so IT IS MINE! sorry peoples...

You Know You're Obsessed With FMA When...

You develop an interest in chemistry because it's the closest thing Earth has got to Alchemy.

You legitimately wish that Edward Elric was real, and plan out what your relationship would be like if he was.

You are disappointed in all FMA cosplayers because none of them can even compare to the hotness that is your favorite character.

When you see someone with their hair in a single braid, you think of Ed.

When you see the letters "Ed" anywhere, you think of Edward Elric. Driver's Ed, etc., all momentarily startle you.

When you see Ed being used as a name, or even a brand, you can't help but smile.

You vow to marry someone similar to your favorite character.

You begin to realize your obsession with FMA is sort of unhealthy...

you own every single opening and ending, including the movie, on your ipod or MP3.

You're constantly watching FMA AMV's on YouTube.

You and your friends have character nicknames and some even look kind of like them.

You have seen the whole series and the movie at least 3 times over.

You can quote half of the lines in the series.

You are currently and impatiently waiting for the newest chapter to come out online.

You have given yourself a State Alchemist title (like Fullmetal).

You care more about what's going to happen in the next chapter than what's going on in the news.

You will talk for hours with a friend about it when you're supposed to be doing something else.

You have read a great deal of FMA fanfiction.

You want to cosplay as/have cosplayed as an FMA character.

Part of the reason you want to do to/have done so is so that you can attract the attention of other FMA cosplayers.

You have multiple pictures of your favorite FMA character in your room... more so than any other sort of picture.

When you hear the word "philosophy' you instantly think of the philosophers stone.

You look up and try to learn as much about alchemy as you can on the internet because of FMA.

You keep an eye on the history channel in case of a possible episode of something about alchemy.

You subconsciously doodle transmutation circles on your homework assignments without noticing.

You own an Ed Elric coat.

You have FMA jewelry and wear it almost all the time.

You compare almost every possible 'datable' person to your favorite FMA Character and find yourself disappointed.

You are instantly interested in anything that has the word "Alchemy" in it.

When you're upset, imagining your favorite character beside you calms you down.

When listening to Vic Mignogna songs, you imagine Ed singing them to you, even if they're blatantly our of character.

You think that whether or not Mustang was evil was a greater question than whether or not Snape was evil, and has a far more interesting answer.

You want to own Black Hayate.

While you used to be bothered by being so short, you're okay with it now, because it means you're the same height as Ed.

Every time you see a stray kitty you think of Al.

Every time you or someone else claps you think of using alchemy.

Every time you or someone else snaps you think of Mustang.

You hear the word dog and you hear the 'I LOVE DOGS' line playing in your head.

You try to get everyone you know, into anime or not, to at least try to watch FMA.

You daydream about being in the FMA world A LOT.

You have tried to figure out how your favorite character would look in real life, but can't do it because nothing you think of is as gorgeous as the character. You can get the body alright, but the face is impossible.

Hence, you start comparing the builds and faces of people you know to said character.

Your hands overheat, and you think to yourself that you need an automail hand to hold.

Your friends start to notice that you are a little too obsessed with FMA.

Whenever your friends want you to do or think something, they say that your favorite character would want you to do or think that thing.

You wish you knew someone who could fight spectacularly, complete with almost acrobatic stunts, like Ed or Al.

You have a newfound love for short people that you never had before.

You ringtone either is, or you want your ringtone to be a short rant.

You write fanfiction, your favorite character x OC, just so you can make the OC as much like you as posible and imagine its really your favorite character x you.

You start blabbing about transmuting stuff to random people who have no clue what our talking about, simply out of habit.

You can rant hours upon hours about your favorite moments in the series and still have so much more to talk about the next day.

You begin creating your own short rants.

Al has become your conscience.

You find you have to restrain yourself when your friends accidentally say something that reminds you of FMA.

You never want to apologize for Elricest.

You would use your breasts to obtain a voice actor's autograph.

Your AIM icon and/or facebook profile picture are FMA related.

You have joined and/or created a voice actor fan club or fan page.

You rage at other people who don't ship your pairings.

Comparing FMA to FMA Brotherhood has become daily conversation material.

You know all of the words to one or multiple opening or closing songs.

You find that you end up getting everywhere late because you were caught up in FMA fanfiction.

You find Neko!Ed x Neko!Al x Neko!Roy far more attractive than anything in real life.

You scan YouTube for videos of your favorite voice actors.

You have read all or most of the FMA fanfiction on and have moved on to , livejournal, and other sites in hopes of finding something you have not read.

You find yourself trying to emulate the characteristics of your favorite characters.

You accidentally bring up FMA in unrelated conversation and realize everyone else has no idea what you're talking about.

Your parents and family now know the basic plot of FMA.

You find you have to struggle to avoid bringing up relevant FMA connections in essays and class discussions.

You and your friends have created FMA character smiley faces.

You have cast yourself as one of the characters in FMA.

You are waiting patiently (or not so patiently) for Ed to cross over to this side of the gate.

You cry over the events of FMA more than real life events.

You have friended a voice actor on facebook.

Talking to your friends who don't watch FMA has become difficult.

You find yourself in a contest over who is more obsessed with FMA.

You create a list titled 'You know you're obsessed with FMA when…'

You have debates over whether Eds in various fanfictions would or would not do something.

FMA took precedence over applying to college.

Finding other people who like FMA is like Christmas coming early.

You find yourself distressing over getting older, because it means you are getting too old for Ed.

You find yourself overjoyed about getting older, because it means you are getting closer in age to Roy.

You compare FMA and Brotherhood animation in regards to which makes your favorite characters more appealing.

Moments where FMA randomly appears in your daily life make you extremely happy.

You 'squee' over romantic moments between Ed and Winry as well as Roy and Riza in Brotherhood.

You browse deviantart and livejournal for pictures of FMA characters, and critique each one brutally, regardless of your own drawing abilities.

Your computer background is always something from FMA.

The thought of Ed ending up with anyone else but Winry in the end is far worse than the death of Albus Dumbledore.


Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

30 Ways to Get Edward Elric to Blow Up

1. Cut his braid off.

2. Give Alphonse a basket of kittens.

3. Send your restaurant bills to Ed all the time.

4. Tell him repeatedly that he has to drink his milk to grow into a "big boy."

5. Sing "Butterfly" at the top of your lungs at all hours of the day.

6. Poke him over and over.

7. Pretend to be drunk and cling onto him.

8. Pop out of nowhere and tackle him.

9. Compose a poem on the life of leeches and make Ed read it. Then tell him it was published world-wide last week- in his name.

10. Stare at him nonstop, wide-eyed.

11. Yawn around him, loudly. And again. And again, and again, and again…

12. Dance around in tap shoes, cosplaying as Ed.

13. Tell Winry Ed's messed up his automail again.

14. Give him a mohawk at night.

15. Sell him on E-bay, and set it up so that the money goes to him; effectively, he'd sold himself.

16. Bottle-feed him milk. (Okay, so if you COULD)

17. Convince Alphonse Ed's shrinking.

18. Over-grease his automail leg.

19. Set up a trap so that Jell-O spills on him when he wakes in the morning.

20. Run circles around him for no reason, screaming at the top of your lungs.

21. Paint pictures of flowers and kitties and suns and stuff all over Al's armor. Then blame Ed.

22. Tell Hughes that Ed wants to know more about his life and family. 23. Forget that; tell Hughes Ed wants to know where babies come from!

24. Once Hughes has had his fun explaining, ask Ed, "Where do babies come from?"

25. Inform his fan girls of his whereabouts, which you're keeping track of via a tracer and satellite and a laptop.

26. Ask him what kind of underwear he wears. When he gets more than a little disturbed, pull out a pair covered in Sesame St.or Barney characters, and say that his fan girls stole them from his stuff and asked you to return it when they'd had their fun.

27. Sing the Waffles Song nonstop.

28. Burst a set of balloons over his head when he's sleeping. Make sure one or two are water balloons.

29. Sneak super-hot peppers into his food when he's not looking.

30. The classic- call him SHORT!

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


Soul Eater Oath
I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something a-symmtrical
And I promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am disecting something
And I promise to remember Ashura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater!!!!!!!!
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know


The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Look at this word carefully for a minute: REVOLUTION. Do you see the word LOVE in it? If you do copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. copy and paste this to your profile if you're a REAL friend!!

you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAL, Fangtastic, Techno Skittles, Rogue Soul Alchemist, Welnakia

The we love EdWin Club! If you love Edward and Winry togeher from FullMetal Aclhemist, post this on your profile and add your name to the list: Rogue Soul Alchemist, Welnakia

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313, wannabwriter14, -PshycicNinja-, Sasusaku made Narusaku Cry, Rogue Soul Alchemist, Welnakia

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Put this on your
page if you
support emo.

*Are not cry babies
*Do not always wear black
*Can be very nice people
*Don't always cut themselves
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are normal people just like you
(Put this on your profile if you agree with me)


xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt'skinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk withfood in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

Total: 14

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose!".

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.".

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom:

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know.

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'.

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber were standing on a building about to jump, 90% of the teenage population would beg them to come down safely. 8% would scream at them to jump. If you are a part of the 2% who would go up there and push them off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

"Pepper spray? That sounds yummy!" *gets sprayed* "I WAS WRONG! I WAS HORRIBLY WRONG!"

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it was another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you shout random words when a conversations seems slow, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Cinnamon Toast Crunch supports cannibalism, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, crystalwolfberri, The Sage of Spirits, Shiankumo Bani, The-3-Sueslayers, Phoenix of the Darkness, Agent Liberi, Author of Scifi, Seiren Sekito, Primitiveradiogoddess, MakenshiCrona, K8 Dunn, Welnakia

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own world, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you love your MP3 player or iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Two words. Soul. Eater.)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.


1) You accidentaly enter your password in your microwave

2) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv

6) Your boss dosent have the abilitly to do your job

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8) As you read this list your thinking about sendig it to your friends

9) And you were to busy to notice number 5

10) You scrolled baack up to see if there was number 5

11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly

12) Put this in your profile and you know you did

Choose your favorite fictional chracters, 1 to 10. Miki

1. Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

2. Hinata (Angel Beats!)

3. Blue (Blues Clues)

4. Liz (Soul Eater)

5. Aquamarine (Aquamarine)

6. Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood)

7. Winry Rockbell (Full Metal Alchemist/Brotherhood)

8. Soul Eater Evans (Soul Eater)

9. Lindsey Edgecombe (before i fall)

10. Yui (Angel Beats!)

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

As far as I'm concerned, he wouldn't be able to make it. Or he would probably would've killed her a while ago because she can magically turn into a gun.

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

Hmm... tough. Be in the prescence in Riku, my all time favorite character, or visit the great Edward Elric. Okay, who am I kidding, Edward Elrc.

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

I'm fairly certain that Yui would smash Hinata's head in with Winry's wrench. I mean, Yui and Hinata are 'engaged' after all.

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

Last time I checked, Blue was a puppy. So... And Soul is presumed not gay, taken that in my mind he is actually in love with Maka Albarn. Madly.

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

I can see it happening. Lindsey seems like that, and aqua would probably come not knowing what it was.

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

Well, by now, she's probably hungry because she was dumped on the streets of brooklyn, so nobody would save me, I would hand over a box of crackers and run.

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Wait... can't he only pick paupu fruit off trees? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

Blue would go for eight, the only guy on that list.

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance?

None whatsoever. SORRY BLUE!

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?

Well, first of all, I'm squeeling in delight. Eight is probably at home not caring.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Well, to dumb it down, seven hits him with a wrench over half the screening time.

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

Riku was consumed by the darkness everybody. You don't mind, right Hinata? If they don't believe Riku's story I go and shoot nine for no apparent reason.

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

I don't think Aqua can get drunk, but I would probably drag them both out to a lake and dunk their heads in water.

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Shoot her. Seriously.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

Dude, they would both totally make it out of there without any help. I mean it's RIKU! And the Full Metal Alchemist!

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

I think Soul would have a mental breakdown, then kill Blue for some sort of food. Or go home.

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

Well, officially they are drinking buddies. Probably go home.

Seven is hitting on Ten. How does he/she react?

They are both girls, and both engaged. If you think that's hit, go screw-

Have you ever read a six/eight fanfic before?

Yes, but it was SoMa and EdWin, Soul and Ed were just friends.

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I'm a girl.

What would happen if two got eight pregnant?

First of all, they are both guys, secondly, I would be screaming tearing my hair off. Soul loves Maka. Not crazy Hinata.

Do you recall any fics about nine?

Never tried to look it up.

Would two and six make a good couple?

No. Never in your wildest dreams.

Five/Nine or five/ten?

Ugh... Five/ten, Yui's more innocent.

What would happen if seven walked in on two and four making love?

Probably alert Ed, or smack them with her wrench, whichever is closer.

Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Yui wants to know more about love, as much as possible, before she marries Hinata, can one silent dog help her ny playing a game? (ablsolut fail)

Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

NO, and there never will be. Though I did read one...

Suggest a title for a seven/three hurt/comfort fic?

Fixing Broken Dreams (This would take place when steve left and when ed leaves for the west)

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Liz, Kid's been taken over by insanity, the only way to help him is to de-flower Riku! Please, be gentle, he's my favorite character.

Does anyone on your friends list read three?

No, and neither have I.

Does anyone on your friends list draw or write nine?

Hell no.

Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?


What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Yay! Hinata's dead! (What, just because their engaged doesn't mean she can't hate him.

If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Piano man. Don't remember who it's by.

If you wrote a one/four/six fic, what would the warning be?

Character Death. Riku lives.

What would be a good pick up line for nine to use on two?

Excuse me, your little sister is annoying (Yui) could you please remove her?

Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Soul would either have a nosebleed, or he would back up slowly.

Three and Four are fighting, but then six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Good job Ed on the matchmaker skills, too bad you can't make straight couples.

Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 10?

Definetly six, Yui is as dumb as rocks.

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

He's cute, but he's Yui's.

What would happen if 1 got 8 pregnant?

O.o Is that even possible?

Would you rather do 3 or 5?


Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?

One, he's a dude. Plus, he's cool.

Favorite Couplings

(for the record, we totally stole this idea)

Annie X Finnick- Okay, listen, they were made for each other, and you totally know this in Catching Fire when pretty boy Finnick starts hearing Annie's screams. And Annie? Please, she was in love with him forever. Other than that, FUCK YOU COLLINS FOR KILLING OFF FINNICK! Okay, I feel better. The Hunger Games Trilogy

Soul x Maka - It's so freaking obvious! I mean, just make out already! Soul Eater

Ling x LanFan - Why the hell can't he be a bodyguard too? Or she can't suddenly be promoted to nobility? Like, knight her or something! Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Stein x Marie - Come on Marie! The scalpel isn't that scary! Soul Eater

Ed x Winry - And no, Ed does not have the hots for Mustang. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Ms. Washu x Daimon -Someone has to put up with her, and it's not Tsucasa's teacher! Sasami: Magical Girl's Club

Haruhi x Tamaki - The only actual thing that makes sense! Even Kyoya backs off for the King! Ouran High School Host Club

Kyoya x Kaouru - They're just so darn cute. AND NO THIS DOES NOT MEAN HIKAOURU IS GAY. Ouran High School Host Club

Mustang x Hawkeye - The only coupling I cannot force myself to use their first names for. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Greed x LanFan x Ling - The creepiest thing I have ever liked. From Evy - the creepiest thing I have ever hated. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Tadase x Utau- I changed my mind, okay? Is that so wrong? Besides, they would SO go together, face it, read the manga when their little kids. So what if I'm the only liker? Do I look like I care? Miki. Shugo Chara

Ikuto x Amu - Evy's choice. Miki is greatly disturbed by the age gap. Shugo Chara

Liz x Death the Kid - She can put up with him. Sort of. But not a total pushover, either. He needs normal. She is normal. Yeah. We love this couple. Soul Eater

Ella x Iggy- Awww... really. That's it. Maximum Ride series

Max x Fang- Yay! No, Fang, stay where you are. Yes, good boy, stay. Maximum Ride series

Misa x Usui - He's too hot. He's totally in love with her. He's insanely rich. Come ON, Misa, you KNOW you want him!!! Kaichou wa Maid Sama

Kanou x Yukimura - They're so cute together. They just are okaaaay? Even if they are both straight. Kaichou wa Maid Sama

Hinata x Yui- I never really thought of this as a couple until I sat down to think about it. You know it's true love when the first words out of his mouth are: 'who the hell is this?' Angel Beats!

Eve X Blade- There so cute, at least, when there younger... Anyways, Eve is still in love with him, and I think he is still with her, and the last episode totally proved that! Also, side note people, she remembered his name! Needless

Connor X Meghan: Just because they're Canon, okay? Really, they are made for each other (created for each other?) Young Justice

Wally X Artemis: No matter how much they fake it, you can tell they like each other. Plus, opposites attract. Young Justice

Zatanna X Robin: You can tell by Robin's reaction to her coming. Not so sure about her, but, you know, Robin is FAR more important. Young Justice

Toph X Sokka: I love this couple, because he actually gets past the fact that she's blind. He realizes her as an actual person, and doesn't obsess over her like he does Sukki.

Katara X Zuko: Aang is too young for her, and he's just right. It would help control his anger, too.

Mikuru X Koizumi: I'm allowed to like it, okay? They so belong togehter.

Haruhi X Kyon: I don't know why... they just do. SO KAWAII

Ciel X Elizabeth: He loves her deep down, he just needs to be able to show it. He doesn't want her to get hurt, and he's afraid that if she stays with him, she is going to get hurt.

Couplings Who Should Die In An Unsymmetrical Hole With Death The Kid

Kid x Maka - They don't even have contact with each other that much. There's no chemistry. If they ever kissed, it would be like making two dead fish who hated each other in life kiss. Oh yeah. That bad.


Crona x Kid - When he's a boy, and his hair's not cut right. And when his hair is cut correctly... let's face it. He's freaking ugly.

Soul x Kid - HE'S NOT GAY PEOPLE! (Soul.) CAN YOU SEE HIM BEING GAY? CAN YOU, HUH? (Well, obviously. Have you seen the hairbands?) HE GET'S A MAJOR NOSEBLEED AROUND BLAIRE'S UPPER TORSO! (...)

Patty x Death the Kid x Liz - How much wronger can this get? What adding Soul? No! People, this is not an idea! If you do it, I will personally rip your throat out! -Miki

Patty x Death the Kid - She's too hyper! She loves giraffes! I mean, have you seen those spots? And, he sees her like a little sister. Do you want to make out with your little sister? Huh? WELL THAT'S ILLEGAL.

Mustang x Ed - You're kidding me, right? Right? NO. There are FREAKING TONS of these. And none of them explain why they can suddenly stand to NOT kill each other every time they see each other's faces, or not comment on the other person's height or - Miki, take it away. Since when the hell did they exist? I mean, if you actually watched the anime you would notice that he gets married to Winry. AND has kids.

Armstrong x Anyone - This isn't so much hate as for the sake of our sanity... and Anyone's. Miki- No, just no. Sorry it's just too creepy.

Pride x Anyone - I know, he's the sweet little boy next store now... BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE LOVE!!!! (Besides, it kinda creeps me out...)

Edward x Envy - As of up there... he gets married. And ENVY DIES! On top of that he is a freaking worm! (I dunno, some people are into that... - Evy)

Tamaki x Kyoya - Can anyone see Kyoya being GAY for TAMAKI? He'd drive up a freaking wall if he had to spend anymore of his free time with him then he does now. And Tamaki, well ridden with all those vicious gay traits, is obviously straight, because he is obviously not straight. (YEAH, figure that one out!)

Hikaouru x Kaouru - Never again. I shall never read one of those stupid f*ed up fanfics again. I shall never look at Hikaouru the same way. Or Tamaki for that matter. Besides, if they were gay... would they be that obvious about it? Wouldn't they act differently? Wouldn't they be a little less secure in their gay act?

Honey x Mori - Mori is in love with Honey. I will not deny it. BUT NOT THAT WAY. I mean, even if he was, he's 89 feet tall, and Honey's approximately 45 in. tall. Mori would never do anything for fear of harming his precious knick-knack.

Haruhi x the twins - NO! I won't allow it! If I have to fight against pride just to prevent it, so be it! I don't care you must stop it!

Max x Dylan- Why does the author hate us?

Tora x Aoi - Eeew. First of all, Aoi is like, waaaay out of Tora's league (being that Tora is a sadistic, evil bastard) and it is strongly to MY believe that Tora should live an unhappy, lonely life in jail for raping a hooker.

Tora x anyone - See the 'Tora... lonely life in jail for raping a hooker.' rant, under Tora x Aoi. He's just f*cked up in the head, guys.

Aoi x Misa - Ok, who came up with this one? There are 709 fan fictions, and you dare waste FIVE on this outragous coupling??? That disgusts me. Sure, he has a crush on her, but he'll grow out of it. Or he'll be hopelessy in love with her for the rest of his life, whatever, she is Usui's. He has dibs, man.

Yuri x Otonashi- I don't really hate this couple, I just think that Yuri can find somebody better.

Yuri x Hinata- Ok, I get it, they've been best friends forever! But, for the record: I HATE THIS COUPLE. SO THERE IS NO REASON TO LIKE IT!!!!!!

Asura x Maka- Crazy people out there who write (and read!) these fanfictions should be murdered by a blutn axe. And yes, you are entitled to your own opinion, however, I am also... so f*ck you all!

Giriko x Maka- Ok, this is when I start screaming and run into a building on fire. There is never any implied part in this couple, and if there is it probably ends with Soul kicking the shit out of him.

Otonashi x Hinata- Yeah, I read one, and let me tell you, I felt like puking after words... So let's rewind in time people... Episode 10: Hinata says he'll marry Yui and doesn't care that she's handicap and that she can never have chldren. Episode 13: Um... yeah, doesn't Otonashi confess to Angel?

Angel x Otonashi- Ok, let me just say, first of all, this isn't 'love'. This is a crush. How do I know the difference? Because it's look based. In the beginning, he went to her because she looked small and feminine and cutesy and non-threatening. And she's on the other team. Has he no loyalty.

Eve X Cruz- Gross, gross, eew, and more gross. SHE IS IN LOVE WITH BLADE! Sorry Cruz if it hurts your 'manliness'.

Blade X Seto- Just because they used to work together does not make it love, sorry people, this is just an odd couple that should not exsist.

Tsubaki X Maka- It doesn't exsist, okay? The only time it might exsist is the episode Melody of the Soul, but even then, THERE JUST FRIENDS!

Crona X Anyone- It's not that we hate Crona- no rather, we love Crona. Deeply. We just think that he deserves better than what the S.E. cast can offer. Sorry. Besides, in our story, Through the Broken Looking Glass, we have a OC for him, she just hasn't been introduced.

Stein X Kid- Creepy, weird, doesn't exsist, and let's see, what else? IT DOESN'T EXSIST!

Soul X Stein X Kid- Quickly! I think there's a fire escape over there! THIS COUPLE IS NON-EXSISTANT! And, last time I checked, Soul X Maka was a couple, and if it's not, then I'll kick all the asses of those creating the Soul Eater manga. Yeah.

Kal X Roy: The only reason I don't support this is because of the weird dream I had where they were making out in my Biology class. Trust me, it was WEIRD.

Meghan X Wally: No, seriously, she'll never go for him. And, if he never gets over him, well... then, too bad for him.

Robin X Artemis: It would never work. NEVER.

Meghan X Robin: Who the hell came up with this one? Whoever did is getting the f*cking sh*t beaten out of them, by: yours truly.

Sebastian X Ciel: I shudder. As of the end of Season 1 or 2 you can tell that all Sebastian wants is to eat Ciel's soul.

Ciel X Alois: Reasoning: It's weird. Alois may be creepy and obsessed with him, but it's because he's f*cked up in the head! If I said that that my butler actually killed Luca, he'd stalk me! Also, Ciel just really wants Alois dead. I suppose there's a possibility of rape... however, Ciel has a fiancee and the chance of Alois actually getting to do that is pretty darn slim...

Alois X Claude: OH COME ON! Claude doesn't even remotely like Alois, and after Claude kills Alois and then confesses that he did it to get to Ciel, I'm sure that Alois also hates Claude.

Sebastian X Claude: DISTURBING!

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Furious Angels I: Nameless Here Forevermore by Genius Detective L reviews
The human whose name is written in the Death Note shall die - and in that moment, Light realized that he wasn't ready to give up his nemesis at all. L copes, Light does not understand, Ryuuk and Misa encounter something new, and the god Kira cannot die...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Light Y., L
The Maid Turns Clinical! by CornflowerBlue reviews
AU. Misaki is only one of the 10% female population in Seika Medical Institute, and is also the president of 2nd Year Class A. At night, she works as the top prostitute in the red light district. With unexpected encounters, sparks ignite. Updated!
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,272 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/25/2010 - [Misaki A., T. Usui] [Honoka, Aoi H.]
What Stars Are by Eiji Li reviews
AU: Maka is battling cancer, bored as life continues on seemingly without her as she fights for her life. Then, with a knock on her hospital wall, she meets Soul, a boy who can't remember anything. Can she help him remember who he is? SoMa. Lemons.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Family by Ophiali reviews
Family is not made by just blood. It's made of the sweat of working together, of the adversity overcome together, and of the peace celebrated together. The friends you keep create the family you make. Your family, forever.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,992 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Black Star, Maka A. - Complete
Soul Jam by Souliel reviews
"Never. Again." The scythe meister could only nod faintly in agreement as her weapon's cackle and the sound of a high-five rang through the air. 50 themes. T for safety. Canon, AU and ALL pairings should be expected. Slash Warning. Character Death Warning.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 33,964 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
What Meets The Eye by AToxicLullaby reviews
Four girls, all devoted into getting their freedom back. What lays ahead for them is a trail of love, lies, tricks, and...weapons? Will they succeed or will their masters have a different plan? Read & Review! EdWin AlMei RoyXRiza LanFanXLing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,711 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Winry R., Edward E.
Mary Jane by Stre reviews
Slight-AU. They were roommates and their relationship was like raw cookie dough, sweet yet unfinished. All they needed was a little baking to solve their problem.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Caught Up In You by Edge of My Life reviews
SoMa. Gender switch. Soul's in need of some desperately wanted help; who's gonna' give it to her? Maka of course! Rated M for a reason! Don't like, don't read.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Camelia by OLD USERNAME DON'T FOLLOW reviews
The Star Clan killed Tsubaki's family. Now she's ready to pay back the favor. Rated T for language and alcohol.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Tsubaki N., Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Flowers Grow In The Rain by Raging Blue reviews
Maka just asked him to go get eggs! If only he had stuck to his simple mission... cute Christmas oneshot. SoMa SoulXMaka but mostly implied Happy Holidays!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Comfort by Divinae reviews
Tsubaki was hurt after her fight with her brother, but Black Star with a simple gesture eased her some of her pain.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
My Last Name by sweetsheart reviews
They were seven little letters she'd never told anyone but him. Short, pre-anime SteinxMarie.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Marie M., Franken Stein - Complete
FMA Today! by DarknessArises98 reviews
A girl named Kyla decided that she was so bored that she'd make a story about a tv show called FMA Today! People could ask the cast of FMA questions and make them do dares. Rated T for cussing and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011
From a Papa by Gilly Jill reviews
It's Maka's sixteenth birthday, and Soul and Maka recieve two letters from a certain red-haired death scythe, revealing his feelings about Maka and Soul's situation together. SoMa Oneshot
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Step By Step by Fucked Up Puppet reviews
Love is a risk, a fleeting chance. But it can't happen over night. It takes steps, both little and large. Challenge prompt for couples.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
The Protector and The Pawn by Prozrachnyi reviews
Death the Kid's getting older, and Elizabeth knows she's not the only one who's noticed... KidxElizabeth. I don't know how long I'll make this. I might make it into a story, or it might be a short drabble. Changed to M to keep it safe.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid
This Is Now by Edge of My Life reviews
Maka and Soul met each other 6 years ago. And now, at 18 and 19 years old, they're in the midst of creating a band with their friends and fulfilling their life long dreams. Read it to get a jolt of music shocked right into you all.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
After The Book by Mae Snapdragon reviews
Soul's secret is out: Maka has realized how much he looked like her in the Lust chapter of the Book of Eibon, and the distance between them is greater than ever. Is there anything Soul can do to close the gap?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Journey To The Past by dieYoungorliveForever reviews
Let's just go a little bit deeper on Liz and Patty's past before meeting Kid.I dont know what else to say, I suck at summaries. Kid x Liz. Got inspired after I randomly heard Because Of You by Kelly Clarkson, but this is not a song fic. Hope you like it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
Blood Leads To Love by oXMiDoRiXo reviews
Maka is stuck in an awful repeat of her first battle with Crona.. Will Soul be hurt again? Will he live?... Can this really be happening again! Or is it just a dream..? Does Maka care more about Soul than she thought.. Oneshot SoulXMaka loves!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Nocturnes by xxmisfit121 reviews
Kid fell asleep on the couch. Again. Short Kid/Liz drabble
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Don't Shut Me Out by Sergeant Daniel reviews
Sequel to Waiting. Soul has been waiting for Maka to show up for 1 1/2 years. But when his other 'friends' force him to go to a carnival he sees the one person he has been waiting to see again. SoulxMaka. Rated T for language and other T stuff. On Hiatus.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Wedding Woes by Miss Mysty reviews
Kisa caves to a friend's wishes and ends up going to a wedding in Hokkaido, with Yukina along for the ride. But, unfortunately for Kisa, not every moment will involve relaxing in the hot springs.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Shouta Kisa, Kou Yukina - Complete
Daddy's Rules for Dating by crazychick1313 reviews
These are the rules Spirit has for ANY guy that dares to so much as look at his little Maka. Boys beware!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Nightmares by Fucked Up Puppet reviews
I'm insane, you say?...Oh...Personally...I like to call it being...Violently creative.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Unintended Medicine by PuppyNoelle reviews
Maka goes on the Pill to help alleviate her troublesome menstrual symptoms, but things become skewed when Soul finds out about her new prescription. SoulxMaka, multi-chap, LEMONY.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,685 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Written Through Ink by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
It only took five moments with him for her to fall in love. Edward/Winry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
So About Last Night by OhMyGodWhyDidIWriteThis reviews
Maka drinks. Soul deals. And Black Star watches it all.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
This Fic Exists by 2BfrankIMAhotdog reviews
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Franken Stein - Complete
Frozen Solid by LAWchan89 reviews
It's a snow day in Death City, and everything that can possibly go wrong has gone wrong. Trapped inside their own apartment, what's a Weapon/Meister pair to do? Just sit and talk...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Leaving by theramenfreak reviews
Edward is leaving and Winry doesn't like that. EdWin No spoilers...I think
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
It Shouldn't Be This Way by SyllableFromSound reviews
"The sight made me glance over, lose focus, just for a moment...And that was plenty of time to witness my world being shattered." A Black*Star/Tsubaki mission goes horribly wrong. T for safety. R&R!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Tsubaki N., Black Star
Just Breathing by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU! "So live for me. Live for me, Soul. Stay alive for me, fix yourself for me." - Soul Evans had nothing until he met a curious girl in the hospital.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Stein's Valentine by JULACHAN reviews
Little Stein celebrates Valentine's day in his kindergarten classroom. This can only end in disaster. Read and Review please!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Franken Stein - Complete
Instinct by setlib reviews
Hei is ordered to get information out of Misaki using any means necessary. Misaki begins to suspect that Lee might be the Black Reaper. Both decide to uncover the truth, using seduction as their method of interrogation. Can love grow among so many lies?
Darker than BLACK - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hei, M. Kirihara
A Little Observation Game by JohnUhLyn reviews
The Thompson sisters and Tsubaki have a little game they play during school hours. The game? To see how many times they will find Soul and Maka flirt physically with each other. You'll never know the many suggestive things that lead them to a surprise
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
And In The End by HeyItsMJ reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words. Thirteen moments on film. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 108***
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Angels by Queen GR reviews
LingFan Oneshot. AU. OoC Ling.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
Walmart:The Host Club Edition by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
What if The Host Club ran your local Walmart? Find out by reading this story-It will give you a laugh and a half. Slight HikaKao and if you tilt your head-slight TamaHaru T for language
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
We Interrupt This Broadcast by Pippin's Socks reviews
'There better be a damn good reason you're knocking on my door at 4am Soul…' MakaSoul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Atychiphobia by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
Just don't cry, okay? It's really...uh...distracting, he shrugged, unable to think of another word. Maka choked, and did something unexpected. Implied Soul/Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Seiken Excalibur Take 1 by Redmage2 reviews
Stein once tried to wield Excalibur, too, you know...
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Franken Stein - Complete
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Forbidden Love reviews
Hearts like dried molten lava- hard as a rock on the outside, passionate and fiery in the inside. Maka Albarn is just like the rest at the DWMA, someone who doesn't care, she's fine with this matched spouse of hers... right? Well, not for long.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Day as a Girl reviews
When Ciel realizes that he can't speak to Lizzi without messing up, he takes the form as a girl- for what he thinks will be one day.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Promise reviews
He could tell her ten, twenty times- in a row- still, she'd always be there for him. And eventually, he stopped questioning why.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
Masquerade Maid reviews
The girl came back around, dancing close and grinding against the shoulder of Maka. She grinned evilly and snatched the mask on her face off. "Maka?" Soul asked slipping his hands from hers.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Bad Mistake reviews
The day her Mama died changed everything about her. Good-bye Miss Maka, welcome to MIS: Mental Institution System
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,662 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Emotion reviews
Okay, so he was curious, so what? Didn't mean he wanted to go through THIS. Though, it was awesome when he was little, not so much NOW.
Needless/ニードレス - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - A. Blade, Eve N. - Complete
Don't believe, don't care reviews
-Discontinued- Maka doesn't believe in love, and never will, so it's up to us, to show her that it really does exist! This is 100 random themes, so 100 chapters. Eventually.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Bad People: who is really? reviews
Jasmine, a newly found dead girl, has come to join the slowly decreasing Afterlife battlefront. Though she's strong and has an optimistic attitude, there's just something weird about her that they can't place there fingers on.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Yui, H. Hinata - Complete
Live Through
Sequel to Trump Card! Rena had a relapse, do to... something. Which causes amnesia. It took Iaso twelve years to charm her and three more to make her fall in love, so what's he do when her life line is up?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
The Edward Elric Coma reviews
Edward Elric and Selim Bradly wake up. The doctors rush in and Edward asks for his younger brother, who he is informed is dead along with Winry. Ready to find a philosophers stone, which don't exist either, Ed busts out of the hospital. CRACK!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward E., Pride
Things you shouldn't see reviews
While in Wal-Mart, Liz, Maka, and Patty have to return some clothes. The only problem is, Soul's there too, and his mom? Well, what else do you do? Spying's an option. ONE-SHOT.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Tally Marks reviews
Soul has been in love with Maka for as long as he can remember and finds out that she's been dating his best friend behind his back. Wait, what? Teen for swearing and leading sentences. Sort of sequel to Soft Shadows, Tsubaki x Blackstar, Maka x Soul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,710 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Trump Card reviews
Meet Sam,Axis,Iaso,Lucky,Rena,and Marigold, a cast of OC's from the FMA:Brotherhood cast. Occasional back stories to learn of the parents past. Read to see how each child struggles to become better than the rest- a trump card. LinFan, EdWin, AlMei, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Not yet worthy reviews
Yui is gone, heck she's been gone for a minute. Hinata tries to explain why he confessed to Yui and would agree to marry her. Otonashi doesn't grip the concept at all.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - H. Hinata, Yui - Complete
You're kidding, right? reviews
Ed's life has never been fabulous, everyone has to admit that. But, now that everything's done and over with, is he prepared for adoption? And a princess who stabs him on their first meeting? What about marriage? FIXED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Soft Shadows reviews
TsubakixBlackstar Tsubaki sees Blackstar and Maka kissing? That has to be a mistake, right? Partner story to Tally Marks.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Tsubaki N., Black Star
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