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Fanfic Court II: This Time it's Personal! This story makes the most sense if you read the whole story, and also the prequels (The Hearing, Parts 1, 2, 3, and a separate sequel), but in case you don't have time, the long and short of it is that whatever authors post online, somehow the characters in the stories live out whatever is written. Tired of the abuse inflicted by authors in the name of freedom of speech, the characters from Hogan's Heroes decide to take legal action, ensuing in a huge trial and mass chaos. Even if you're not familiar with any of the fandoms involved (Hogan's Heroes, Night Court, Star Trek: TNG, and many, many others) it's still hilarious. I should know; I was one of those who knew only two fandoms before getting sucked in. Begin @ Chapter 17 and follow with 51, 54, 55, 57, 58, 59, and the finale.

General Disclaimers:

1) I do not own any canon worlds or my imagination. In the case of the former, a massive entertainment conglomerate likely owns that, and in the latter, my imagination owns me. If you happen to spot my sanity, by the way, I believe my dreams are holding it hostage.

2) Any similarities found in my stories to other stories are purely unintentional, and are not the product of plagiarism.

3) Constructive criticism is embraced, but any and all mindless flames will be fed to my dragon, and as a wise person once said "do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

My life: Work, rehearsals, sleep. Sadly, this stage of my life doesn't allow for much writing. Maybe someday.

A little bit about the name: When I came up with my pen name in the middle of high school, I thought I was exceedingly clever to have thought it up. It's a play on the word philosophy, the Latin root words of which are philo - which means "love of" or "lover of", and sophy - "the state of being wise" or "wisdom" (or something of the like; Latin class was a long time ago). Hence philosophy - and the reverse and slightly fancified "Sophia Villo" - both mean "love of wisdom".

Useless Facts and Favorites:

Color: Purple

Wild animal: Tigers

Domesticated animal: Cats

Number: 88 (constellations in the sky, keys on a piano, and the speed at which time travel via DeLorean occurs, among other awesome facts)

Type of stories: Unashamedly fantasy and fairy tales. Ones with happy endings.

Author: C.S. Lewis, best book, Mere Christianity.

Favorite Composer of the...

...Baroque Period: Vivaldi.

...Classical Period: Haydn.

...Romantic Period: Richard Strauss, Grieg, and Mendelssohn, I think. Romantic is my favorite period.

...Post-romantic/modern: Dvorak and Bartok.

...Soundtracks: John Williams, James Horner, and Jerry Goldsmith. But the best soundtrack of all time is from How to Train Your Dragon, composed by John Powell.

Oddities:

I don't like wearing shoes or socks.

I would rather be blind than deaf.

I eat jello through a straw.

When in appropriate costume and dyed hair, I could be Harry Potter's identical twin.