Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.
Name: Power Hungry Ostrich
Species: Struthio camelus
Appearance: As seen in my profile. Aren't I a cute little bastard? I may add that my feathers are really soft and my two strong legs can carry me wherever I wish. And pretty fast at that.
About me: Most ostriches live in Africa, but me - that's a different story. I was born and raised in Poland - a cute little country in Europe. Currently, I'm studying something to do with bioengineering at university, because I'm just intelligent like that. Holding a pen is still a problem, though...
I like writing fanfiction, because I apparently have nothing better to do with my life. Also, one day I will rule the world. You just see.
Hobbies: writing fanfiction, making plans to rule the world, music - jazz, blues, rock, metal. As any good ostrich, I draw and paint. You know, the usual stuff the ostriches do. Nothing special.
Believes: I don't believe. Not in god - any god. I don't, period. Ostriches don't have a religion. Though, if we could, we would worship eggs.
And you know what? I'm happy.
I hope you're happy too.
Vampires don't sparkle and if I could, I would write Twilight all over again and then it would have been a badass book.
I yell in my sleep. Seriously, is there a way to cure something like that?
I swore to never actually write a note on my profile page, but hell... I'm just an ostrich.
What's bothering me most is that the book covers nowadays are only getting uglier. Seriously, happens every time I visit a bookstore. Most are so ugly that it's not even funny anymore.
I think education is important. But only if you educate yourself. School isn't going to give you proper education, so self-study and self-development is the only way.
Intelligence is not something that comes with grades. It's something you gain through self-development and it's a trait that can change. I am a living example. Who knows an ostrich, that can use a computer, eh?
It is important how people view you. More important though is how you view yourself.
Statistics is the greatest lie that people feed themselves. Ostriches suck at statistics.
Now that you know more about me, you can go and pray that you won't ever meet me in reality.
This was Power Hungry Ostrich speaking to you and you and you too!
See ya on my Naruto story called 'The Watchmen', once a week every week!
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