Power Hungry Ostrich
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Joined 02-09-11, id: 2742066, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Name: Power Hungry Ostrich

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Aves

Superorder: Paleognathae

Order: Struthioniformes

Family: Struthionidae

Genus: Struthio

Species: Struthio camelus

Gender: Female

Age: 21

Appearance: As seen in my profile. Aren't I a cute little bastard? I may add that my feathers are really soft and my two strong legs can carry me wherever I wish. And pretty fast at that.

About me: Most ostriches live in Africa, but me - that's a different story. I was born and raised in Poland - a cute little country in Europe. Currently, I'm studying something to do with bioengineering at university, because I'm just intelligent like that. Holding a pen is still a problem, though...

I like writing fanfiction, because I apparently have nothing better to do with my life. Also, one day I will rule the world. You just see.

Hobbies: writing fanfiction, making plans to rule the world, music - jazz, blues, rock, metal. As any good ostrich, I draw and paint. You know, the usual stuff the ostriches do. Nothing special.

Believes: I don't believe. Not in god - any god. I don't, period. Ostriches don't have a religion. Though, if we could, we would worship eggs.

And you know what? I'm happy.

I hope you're happy too.

General rambling:

Vampires don't sparkle and if I could, I would write Twilight all over again and then it would have been a badass book.

I yell in my sleep. Seriously, is there a way to cure something like that?

I swore to never actually write a note on my profile page, but hell... I'm just an ostrich.

What's bothering me most is that the book covers nowadays are only getting uglier. Seriously, happens every time I visit a bookstore. Most are so ugly that it's not even funny anymore.

I think education is important. But only if you educate yourself. School isn't going to give you proper education, so self-study and self-development is the only way.

Intelligence is not something that comes with grades. It's something you gain through self-development and it's a trait that can change. I am a living example. Who knows an ostrich, that can use a computer, eh?

It is important how people view you. More important though is how you view yourself.

Statistics is the greatest lie that people feed themselves. Ostriches suck at statistics.

Now that you know more about me, you can go and pray that you won't ever meet me in reality.

Thank you!

This was Power Hungry Ostrich speaking to you and you and you too!

See ya on my Naruto story called 'The Watchmen', once a week every week!

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Game over by Egyptian Dreamer reviews
When they return to the Astronomy Tower, Dumbledore and Harry will have to face not only the Death Eaters but the Dark Lord himself. But with a castle full of innocent students, will Harry submit to Voldemort's wishes in order for them to remain alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,750 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Kokuten by Riya3 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game by barspoon reviews
KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 163,498 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Come to the Dark Side by hippiechick2112 reviews
Instead of musing over his past escape and Section Eight failures, Klinger has cooked up another scheme to get back to Toledo. This time, though, he's got to make his story believable and the route a success. Part seven of "The Klinger Chronicles".
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - M. Klinger - Complete
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
The ANBU elite of sexiness by Prascal reviews
Naruto, now an ANBU invites two males, Kakashi and Akatora, to chase him down and 'play' with him, but he ends up with more then he asked for, he gets a whole ninja harem in need of attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Directions by B.A. Tyler reviews
Three years after the war, Hawkeye and B.J. are together again… and on a road trip.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Part II: Approbation by Azolean reviews
Sometimes this life doesn't make any sense to me/ I need some time to heal and some space to breathe...Seven Channels: Breathe
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Part I: Abjuration by Azolean reviews
Sherlock Holmes has returned from the dead. Where do they go from here? Can it really be so easy to fall back into such a comfortably familiar life?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Avada Kedavra! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The Lion King/Hakuna Matata parody. To recruit Severus Snape for the Death Eater cause, Voldemort and Lucius butcher a childhood classic. Of course, this is laden with black humor and is complete, utter CRACK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Medical Homicide by In the House reviews
The Pranks saga continues when a stranger encountered at a reception isn't all he seems. Follows the events of Onslaught. House, Cuddy, Wilson friendship, and plenty of Jensen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 123 - Words: 326,848 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Stained Hands by LAXgirl reviews
Supposedly killed in an Akatsuki attack, no one knows what to think when Naruto is later found still alive but mentally shattered and dangerously close to losing control over Kyuubi. Can Sasuke save his friend or is Naruto doomed to darkness? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fight by MASH-Nut-4077 reviews
Rated for extreme language. Hawkeye and BJ get into a massive fight...
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004
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The Watchmen reviews
A jinchuriki's life became more troublesome than ever. Not only with Akatsuki on his back, but also the village making his life harder than ever, Naruto feels like there's nothing he can do but comply to the council's every wish. That's until he gets a mysterious note from Gaara of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,336 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara
Canon Rowling and The Fatal Fate reviews
Hello to all fanfictioners. Want to know the hard truth? This is what we're all doing. Yes. Me and you and you and you too. And you - yes, the one with unwashed brownish hair. I know you do it too. There might be a bit... just a little bit of swearing. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012