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Joined 02-09-11, id: 2742288, Profile Updated: 11-01-11
Author has written 32 stories for Rizzoli & Isles, and Closer.

General Disclaimer: All characters from television shows are property of the writers, producers, station etc. I do not own them, only borrow them for my own amusement from time to time. No money is made from these endeavors.

About this endeavor: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...oh wait, wrong show. Anyhoo, several years ago I attempted to write some FIC for CSI. To make a long story short I didn't like what I wrote and I scrapped it. I've read FIC off and on for a few different shows but no show has really inspired me to try my hand at it until Rizzoli & Isles. So for now that's my little hobby world. My Rizzoli & Isles world is a femslash only zone though my stories don't always get explicit, I'll go there if I think it advances the story I'm trying to tell or if it serves a point though occasionally I will write a little smutty one-shot. I have written one little quirky perspective piece - "Just the Facts Ma'am" and there may be more stuff like that from time to time, but by and large the show inspires me to delve into the non-canonical relationship between Jane and Maura.

On the flow and chronology of my stories: Revelations is my conception of how Jane and Maura come to be in a relationship with one another. It takes place after the Season 1 finale. Chronologically the Disclosure series follows relatively soon after Revelations ends - about 6 weeks. It may be helpful to read Revelations before Disclosure if you're interested in my view of the start of the relationship and because Disclosure is intended to portray Jane and Maura's coming out process which actually begins in Revelations. However, it's not totally imperative to have read Revelations in order to read and enjoy Disclosure. The Shadows series flashes forward a fair amount of time after Revelations and reads well as a stand alone. Shadows has more of a drama/mystery component, it delves into Maura's biological family and as such I take a few liberties with background development there and introduce an original character. If you're into a timeline, Shadows follows Disclosure. Evolution follows Shadows and looks at how Jane and Maura's relationship previously established continues to evolve including some rather large steps in their lives together. Evolution references the previous three stories Revelations - Disclosure - Shadows fairly heavily. All other stories, one shot or otherwise are not related to the aforementioned series of stories.

On Reviews: I truly appreciate any comments made on my stories. Writing these has really become a nice little stress relief, something I do at night when I'm bored and want to forget the work day. If you comment on my story, I look forward to them and read all the reviews and appreciate them immensely. I do my best to reply to reviews and enjoy having more of a conversation about the story or whatever via PM.

Other nonsense: I am also on twitter, if my writing amuses you and you think my twitter might also: @TtownAmstaff And I just recently started one of those there new-fangled tumblr pages: Crackinois.tumblr

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Subtexts of the Caribbean by Reallybigpineapple reviews
Every fandom needs a pirate AU, it's practically the law, right? Maura is a noblewoman visiting the Caribbean during the golden age of piracy and has runs-ins with two famous pirates, one insane, dangerous and smelly, the other one with a smoky voice and lovely dark eyes... Rizzles smut and silliness, not to be taken seriously.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,490 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli
I Want Candy by EppieG reviews
The annual BPD Halloween Benefit may be a bit more interesting this year than usual . . .
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
We're A Pair by goldflecks reviews
When it finally happened, it happened fast. Just a fast and furious one-shot to make up for my other story being so sloooooooooooooooow.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/29/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Good Girl by aolurker reviews
Written for the prompt: 'Maura is a good girl' MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Please
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Receiving by aolurker reviews
Jane's tired and wants to watch the baseball game to unwind. Maura has a better idea for unwinding. Mature audiences only, please.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
You're My First, My Last, My Everything by Sapphire Smoke reviews
The first time is always the easiest to remember, but the hardest to get to. •Jane/Maura•
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,453 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Let Me Show You by aolurker reviews
Maura describes, in great detail, what it's like when she's separated from Jane MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PLEASE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Words and Actions by aolurker reviews
Maura wants something. Jane hesitates at first, but eventually delivers the goods…and then some. MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PLEASE
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/7/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Feel It by charliesDIM reviews
"I need this control, and she needs to feel like everyone else."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Noises Above by ArtandLies reviews
The neighbors complain about the noises above.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
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Victor reviews
Sequel to Tribute. For Quarter Quell victors Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles, the Games never really end. They defied the Capitol by forcing a dual victory, in the aftermath with an uprising simmering throughout the districts, can they bring President Charles Hoyt and his regime to its knees?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,981 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Seven Weeks reviews
She promised herself she would wait until Maura was ready. But, one night, Jane realizes she just can't wait any longer.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/7/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Going Once Going Twice reviews
A quick three-shot from a tumblr prompt: BPD holds a police charity date auction and Jane ends up on the auction block.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Impulse Control reviews
When Jane doesn't follow throw after a slip up one evening, Maura goads her into action with a little good old-fashioned jealousy.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/16/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
May the Best Man Win reviews
Confronted by two men vying for her affection, Angela shrugs off her conservatism and experiences a sexual awakening. From a tumblr prompt. Angela/Kosak & Angela/Cavanaugh.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Angela R., Sean C., V. Korsak
Post Up reviews
A bet between Frost and Frankie on the basketball court turns into something else entirely. PWP. **Update: CH 6: Home Run**
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - B. Frost, Frankie R.
Tribute reviews
Life in District 8, like everywhere else, is in service to the Capitol. For former Hunger Games victor, Jane Rizzoli, each day is spent trying to cope with the pain of haunting memories. Can a seamstress give her something worth fighting for?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
O' Christmas Tree reviews
Maura is eager to take part in a Christmas tradition like never before. But, can Jane make it up to her when she doesn't recognize how important it is to her friend. Rating changed to M for final chapter.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Dimming of the Day reviews
In the quiet night of an empty house, Captain Sharon Raydor ponders the events of her life over a glass of wine.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - S. Raydor
Watching You, Watching Me reviews
When their relationship falls into a bit of a holding pattern, Maura concocts a challenge to heat things up.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Of Arias and High Sticking reviews
Feeling like their friendship isn't as strong as it once was, Maura realizes she not only wants to close that distance but she wants even more. She devises a plan she thinks will bring her and Jane even closer together.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,267 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Drabbles from a Twisted Mind reviews
An in-progress file for some shorter ficlets. 7th fic, a re-working of the ending of episode 3.07 "Crazy For You."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
What's In A Name? reviews
Sometimes the name that slips out unintended is that which we truly desire.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/30/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Indulgence reviews
The night is filled with aroused anticipation. When desire hits its breaking point, Maura just can't wait.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Tilting At Windmills reviews
This is a spin off from my Jealousy fic, following Chris' recovery from the shooting and how she comes to terms with where the events of her life have led her. Minimal Jane/Maura. Full author's note inside.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Use Me reviews
When a case months in the making is shattered, there's only one way for Jane and Maura to exorcise the mutual anger and guilt. Kink warning inside.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/10/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Asphyxiophilia reviews
An intriguing case prompts the exchange of tightly guarded fantasies.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Jealousy reviews
A tragic case leads to the reassignment of an officer to the Homicide Unit, which comes at the worst time as Jane tries to figure out a change in her feelings toward Maura. Complete.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,857 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
In Dreams reviews
Follow up to my post 2.10 fic "Make You Watch" picks up directly where the previous fic left off and continues to explore the aftermath of Hoyt. **WARNING** Rape trigger, be advised.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Vibrations reviews
Four days on a stakeout has Jane craving the touch of her girlfriend, but Maura has an idea to try something new.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Overserved reviews
When the cable goes out, Jane's anticipated Saturday of football watching goes awry. A Rizzoli & Isles parody of the 1970s Britcom "Are You Being Served."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Criminal reviews
Maura's been gone for a week to New Orleans and doesn't call Jane when she gets back. Jane has a few ideas on how to punish her. **Updated*** b/c I couldn't resist.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Evolution reviews
Next in the Revelations - Disclosure - Shadows series of stories. Evolution's general theme is how Jane and Maura continue to build and deepen their relationship begun in my previous series. The last Chapter of this story/series is now posted.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,995 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Make You Watch reviews
I was dissatisfied with the end of 2.10, here's reworking of the end events but also what the processing of their torture and near death would be for Jane/Maura.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
After a week out of town Jane returns home late to discover Maura having an interesting dream.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/31/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Know When to Fold 'Em reviews
Things get interesting when Maura plays Texas Hold 'Em for the first time
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/3/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Sprained reviews
The strangest things can bring two people together.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Disclosure reviews
** Note the Rating Change to M** Disclosure explores Jane and Maura coming out to friends and family. May be helpful to read my Revelations series first as it shows my conception of how their relationship began and includes the first coming out story
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,933 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
March Madness reviews
One-shot, Jane is watching the NCAA Tournament, but Maura has other games in mind.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Just The Facts Ma'am reviews
Quirky little point of view piece. 1-shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Shadows reviews
A home invasion gone wrong has Jane questioning if there's more to the case than meets the eye. This story takes some liberty with background information and also introduces an original character. Sort of follow up to Revelations series.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Revelations reviews
Jane and Maura confront feelings awakened in the aftermath of the shooting
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/13/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete