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Joined 02-09-11, id: 2742467, Profile Updated: 08-04-12
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Leviathan series.

Hi hi! So, my profile was majorly long, so here I am, redoing it! :)

About Me:

Name: Da
Age: between the ages of 13 and 21
Gender: despite Da being the name of fathers in other countries, I am, in fact, a girl. (although I'm the father of the Bloodbath thread)
Relationship status: wife of Julia and Julia and husband of Austin.
Nicknames:

1. The Sophias

2. Sophia

3. Yaya

4. Sophie...AH

5. Da

6. Da baby

7. Davian

8. Sophakada

9. Sophie

10. Sarah

11. TheAwesomesaucenessofda

12. Punk

13. Punkin

14. Sophia-bedia

15. GI Joe

16. Sophers

17. Sophya

18. Sophilia

19. Sophia Marie Angela deWhatsherlastname

20. Sophia of milk

21. Sophia Marie Angela of milk

22. Fifi

23. Sopha

24. Blondie

25. Draco I

26. De-what's-her-last-name

27. Selena Gomez

28. Sophi-phi

29. Sophi-la

30. Anti-Max

31. Sophery

32. Aiphos

33. Sophi-DA

34. Soph

35. Twinzili

36. Da-la-la

37. Da-na-na

38. Sophia-lia

39. Sopher-y

40. Gopher

41. Banana

42. Sopheral-Gopheral

43. Owner of the wall of awesome(saucenessology)

Usernames on other sites

Tumblr: her-canvas-is-her-wrist

Other Tumblr: societystolemyhighlighters

DeviantArt: sophakada

Scott Westerfeld forum: sophakada

Music I like:

Mayday Parade
Three Days Grace
Panic! At The Disco
Evanescence
All Time Low
Taylor Swift
Skillet
We The Kings
Green Day
For Our Hero
A Rocket To The Moon
Breaking Benjamin
Relient K
DBSK
SHINee
Big Bang
One Direction (Larry Stylinson. Jussayin)

And a bunch of other random stuff. :)

Fandoms I belong to

Death Note
Nerdfighteria (is this a fandom? whatever. I'm a Nerdfighter)
Maximum Ride
Full Metal Alchemist
Doctor Who

Fictional Boyfriends:

Fang (MR)
Gale (HG)
Finnick (HG)
Erik/Phantom of the Opera (PotO)
Artemis (AF)
Rory (DW)
Jace (MI)
Augustus (TFIOS)
Jack (DW)
L (DN)
Draco (HP)
Near (DN)
Ed (FMA)
Al (FMA)
Ikuto (SC)
11 (DW)

Quote Wall (2.0)

Doctor Who Quotes:

Doctor 11: You're not afraid of anything. Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box, man eats fish custard. And look you, just sitting there.

Doctor 11: Can I have an apple? All I can think about- apples. Maybe I'm having a craving! That's new, never had cravings before. (later with an apple) That's disgusting. What is that?
Amelia
: It's an apple.
Doctor: Hate apples. Apples are rubbish.
Amelia: You said you loved them.
Doctor: Nope, nope. I love yogurt. Yogurt's my favorite. Get me yogurt. Bleh. Hate yogurt. It's stuff with bits in it.
Amelia: You said it was your favorite.
Doctor: Nope. New mouth, new rules! (spins around and almost slams into wall)
Amelia: What's wrong with you?
Doctor: Me? Why can't you give me any decent foods? You're Scottish, fry something. (with bacon) That's bacon? ...Are you trying to poison me? (with beans) Beans are evil. Bad, bad, beans. (with bread and butter) Bread and butter. Now you're talking. (throws out the door) And stay out!! (Amelia looks through fridge)
Amelia: We've got some carrots.
Doctor: Carrots? Are you insane? Wait, I know what I need. I need, I need, I need...fish fingers and custard.

River Song: I have questions, but first: What in the name of sanity is on your head?
Doctor 11: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Doctor 11: Rory! That's a relief. Thought I'd burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Could somebody let her in and give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. Diabetic. Now then. Rory. We need to talk about your fiancée. She tried to kiss me. Tell you what though, you're a lucky man. She's a great kisser. {silence} Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.

Rory: I can't see a thing. Just as well. I brought this then. {whips out a keychain flashlight.}
Doctor 11 pulls out a light wand: Ultraviolet. Portable sunlight.
Rory: Yours is bigger than mine.
Doctor 11: Let's not go there.

Doctor 11: Is anyone going to mention Rory's ponytail. You hold him down, I'll cut it off?
Rory: This from a man in a bowtie.
Doctor 11: Bowties are cool.

Doctor 11: I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. Still don't know why.

Doctor 11 about a screwdriver: Where's the on switch for this?

John Green Quotes:

"But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane." -Looking For Alaska

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt" The Fault In Our Stars

“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.” TFIOS

“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.” TFIOS

“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
"Augustus," I said.
"I am," he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.” TFIOS

“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.” TFIOS

“Oh, I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” TFIOS

“The world is not a wish-granting factory.” TFIOS

“And I wondered if hurdlers ever thought, you know, 'This would go faster if we just got rid of the hurdles.” TFIOS

AHHHH! My profile is so short! I could, you know, add to it, but that'd take too much energy. And I'm tired.

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Together We Escape the Fire by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A/H. The embarrassing thing wasn't that Percy barely hesitated in letting Nico back into his life, or that he nearly destroyed a five-year relationship for one he knew he couldn't trust, or not even that death and jail and the strong words of his best friends still couldn't stop him. The embarrassing thing was that once he fell in love, he never regretted it once. Percico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/22 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Hades
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,901 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,071 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Bloodless Death by xXRubyDiamondXx reviews
Max is your average highschool girl. But she's not considered fun and is only invited to parties because everyone knows she'll stay sober enough to drive them home safely. But when Fang sees her,he changes her life drastically. For the better or worse...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,640 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Max, Fang
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
About A Girl by FullWolfMoonGirl reviews
River Song and the Doctor have a child. Except the Doctor doesn't know it. Amy and Rory are completely confused. And hurting. This probably won't go well. Or maybe it will! Doctor/River, Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,238 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,645 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Truth by heythere1233 reviews
Jesus and Judas enjoying each other. WARNING: Blowjob. Jesus giving and Judas receiving.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jesus, Judas
Hidden Moves by Lyrically Uninspired reviews
Max Martinez and Nick Theissen are your average juniors in high school. What happens when Max embraces her dark side? What will become of Nick? Can they work out their differences? No wings. Fax. Cowrite by Aquapolartop and Xx-Twitch-xX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,000 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Orion by Middy Miles reviews
Deryn and Alek are now part of the Zoological Society so...what happens next? WWI is ending, but it's not over yet; so that means their story isn't over. Follow them in Orion, my version of a fourth installment in the LBG trilogy. Now complete aside from revision, but be watching for the sequel, Medusa, coming soon!
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,419 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Without My Soldier by Fangrules reviews
Sequel to War. Max has live through the days without the mysterious soldier she met at the camp with only letters to tell her hes still alive, as this continues she finds herself falling for him but as her mother always said - its dangerous to love the doomed
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Choices by Necrophobia reviews
Fang meets Max at hospital. Beautiful, witty, cheerful. Everything he isn't. There's just one problem - she has cancer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
How to Cure a Nightmare by KennedyHarlow reviews
L has terrible recurring dreams about being a prisoner and slave to Kira in the new world Kira has finally established. Light thinks of a creative way to help him get over the anxiety that's causing the dreams. Kira x L, L x Light. Yaoi, Non-con.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,591 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Epic Standoff by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
It all started with a threat. From the most evil organization to ever walk this Earth: the U.S. Postal Service. When a daughter of Hecate receives a letter from Hogwarts, Nico is dragged into the wizard business and is forced to fight against the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Nico A.
Secrets by Bitter Sunset reviews
Raito asks L why he doesn't take better care of himself. L reluctantly answers. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Way to Relieve Boredom by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
A bored Light studies a sleeping L. "It would be hard to explain why he's all but molesting the dark haired detective. And Light doesn't think that L would be too pleased with the explanation, "I was bored." Fluffy-ish. Light/L. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
But You Promised by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"He hasn't given up on L, even though L hasn't been to see him in two years. He hasn't given up on L, even though he's been alone for too long now. L wouldn't forget. He promised." In which both promises and hearts are broken. One-sided Near/L. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Near, L - Complete
An Untimely Interruption by amz1e reviews
L and Light sat facing each other... Both looked slightly panicked and they seemed frozen in their seats. L's arm was outstretched as if to pick another sweet, and Light arms were rigid by his sides. Pairing: LxLight
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
Forever and Always by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"His heart is breaking; and it's a deep, agonizing, excruciatingly insufferable pain. It's the type of pain that makes him want to scream, and scares him that he's not." Contains blood, language and a surprisingly happy ending. Matt/Mello. Three-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
The Changer and the Demibird by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Post MAX and TLO. Elephyn and Davian, two lost experiments from the School, finally escape after a rescue from the flock. But getting shot down by the Hunters kinda ruins their fun day. NOT FHALIA/TANG!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Fang, Thalia G.
The iPod screen by TMI reviews
Fang returns to the flock's house after two months of being on his own. He wanders around Max's moonlit room, discovering things that will help him make the decision to stay or go. No longer a one or two shot! Thanks for all the support, people! Love you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Being 15 is Tougher by BrightBlueConverse reviews
Last year, he proved himself as a hero and finally got his share of glory. Nico's looking foward to things going back to normal; but unfortunately they'll do the opposite. He thought being 14 was tough? Well, being 15 is tougher. Sequel to Being14isTough
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Nico A.
If Only by Fly On Aya reviews
Twoshot. After ANGEL. Dylan comes to California in accident and Maya shows him around. There's some kind of chemistry between them. If only things were not this complicated then they may check if they can work. WARNING: MAYA & DYLAN INCLUDED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Maya A./Max 2, Dylan - Complete
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tetris: Sweet Revenge by Bucken-Berry reviews
Tired of always failing to reach his target, Red is at his limit. Some innocent encouragement from Teal is the last straw, and he snaps and takes revenge against his archenemy Yellow.
Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Organizing by Quixotic Alchemist reviews
In which Deryn tries to draw Alek, Dr. Barlow walks in on a private moment, and Bovril decides to take yet another nap. Some Deryn/Alek fluff. Written for WATG 2011, Day 2: Romance.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Your Voice by SailByTheStars reviews
Max is on her way home from college for Christmas break. She expects it to be completely normal, like every other year. What happens when she runs into her celebrity crush, Fang Night? Based on The Downtown Fictions song Your Voice. All Human. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,832 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Join the Ride by MyNameIsAwesome reviews
Although for six long years, I have hoped and wished and prayed, I never actually thought he would be real. But when I made contact with literally the key of my dreams, the box appeared and he asked me to join the ride.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Maximum Ride Meets Angry Birds by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
"The multi-colored birds with slingshots," Angel explained. When the flock makes a run-in with these strange birds who try to attack them, well, let's just say, things get interesting. Post FANG- sorta . Max's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Angel - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Like a Book by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hates Fang. When she lost a Dad, he gained one. She manages to avoid Jeb as much as possible, but the son of his new wife is more persistent than that. Not to mention attractive. He won't stop till he can read Max Like a Book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Kick It Up by acciopigfarts reviews
Street-dancing has always been Maximum Ride's passion, but getting into the ITA Competition is her dream. She gets a place, and meets the dark and mysterious Fang. But all good things come to an end, don't they? 'FAX' No Wings. Co-ed by FangIsFexellent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Moving Backwards by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hasn't gone to school for 10 years. Now 15, she is catapulted back into the life she ran away from. But will the sweet little girl and her mysterious, charming and infuriating brother make it worth the pain?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,227 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hope by Twilighter22 reviews
50 short, fun and inspirational drabbles centered around The Flock that will get you through the day.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Max
Max Martinez by TheAwesomenessThatIsDumbledore reviews
The cliche no-wing story, but I tried to shake things up a bit. More of an 'if no School' than 'normal life'. Slight FAX, but may intensify. I don't how the story'll turn out yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Max, Fang
The Necessity of Sleep by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light Yagami, new recruit of the NPA, really needs a good night's sleep. It's that creepy new roommate of his, though, keeping him awake all night reading mystery novels and crunching on sugar cubes... AU LxL Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Should've Been by desperatelyobvious reviews
"I love the way it fits you." Fang smirked, eyeing the tight bodice of my wedding dress. "You really think so?" I said seductively. I couldn't believe I was flirting with Fang right now, right before my wedding. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Letters to James Patterson by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
A letter to JP concerning the recent release of ANGEL. *SPOILERS* Read! I was asked to write more of this so now I'm writing to all of the characters and telling them exactly what's wrong with them. First entry of The Hope Project.!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Fang, Max
Life as a Teenage Bird Kid by TMI reviews
Little Angel is all grown up, a freshman in high school, enrolled under the name Avari. What will happen when a boy suddenly enters her life, and accidentally discovers her secrets, that she is Angel, the youngest member of the now famous Flock? Angel/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Angel
Just Another Year by Fly On Aya reviews
Suppose you're a guy and hates attention. Would you pretend to be gay to get away from the attention? Would you blow your cover if you fell in love with a girl who threatens to destroy it? Would you? Fang would. WARNING: PSEUDO-GAYNESS INCLUDED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Stranded by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
He had planned this all out flawlessly. We were stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no means of communication. The odds of someone passing were a gazillion to one at this point. -What oh what will Max and Fang do? Oneshot. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Worst Fears by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
When the School captures the Flock, they all see their worst fears. When Max sees Fang's worst fear, will she ever look at him the same way again? Please, please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Mindset by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt simply stared into those blue eyes, the little flecks of green in them catching his attention immediately, and he hardly heard a single word that came out those lips after the initial apology. That man was hot, was all he could think. MM Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Favorite Maximum Ride Quotes by PercyJacksonPossessed reviews
The title says it all: me sharing my favorite Max Ride quotes with you. Enjoy! r/r
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Do I by Dlvvanzor reviews
He stopped, looking at me dispassionately, and in his eyes I saw... nothing. Well, nothing for me, at least. Based on the song by Luke Bryan but not a songfic. Requested by Sen-Chan21. Happy birthday!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Taste of Chocolate by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Thank Goodness You Didn't Knock by hay000ride reviews
This is a story involving Max and Fang. Fang sees Max in her delicates on accident and it makes Fang finally confess his true feelings. It's short but it's cute and it will make you smile. Oh and thanks Olivia for putting up with my MR obssession!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Vocabulary Gaps by Dlvvanzor reviews
Needless to say, it was going to be difficult to explain the definition of 'Al Gore shower' to the genius detective who was only going to understand the most technical of descriptions. Oneshot LxLight, Light POV Fluff. Reposted.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Back Words by Tierfal reviews
Geniuses do have a tendency to do things backwards. Valentine's Day morning for L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Iggy's First Drive by flYegurl reviews
Nudge teaches Iggy how to drive! Short Niggy oneshot, just came up with the idea one day! Nudge/Iggy, slight reference to Max/Fang..... experiences with Max's old friend Valium!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Tierfal reviews
The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Male Enhancement by orangetintedvision reviews
Just a delay in programming, right? Nothing to worry about, right? No sick, twisted plot to try to emasculate me and mutilate my sexual confidence, right? WRONG!" Infomercials make Matt insecure. Mello remedys this. language, immature humor, yaoi, MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Legally Renting Movies by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello and Matt have a movie night. Mello gets The Godfather, no surprises there, and Matt gets... Brokeback Mountain? Try explaining THAT one to Mello. But Mello might not mind as much as Matt was afraid he would... MelloxMatt oneshot Mello POV FLUFF
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Spine by twentyfiveraven reviews
Matt does it like he does everything else: enduring, feet on the ground and heart in his hand, eyes always, always hidden. Lots of non-explicit underaged sex, Mello/Others, Matt/Others, Mello/Himself, Matt/Himself, Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, LxLight] L does weird things in his sleep. Then again, he does weird things when he's awake, too.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Switch by EllieF reviews
Mello wakes up in Near's body, and vice versa. Rating is mostly for everyone's potty mouths and partly for mild yaoi. There's a dash of Harry Potter in here, though no HP characters. It turned out a lot less utterly cracky than I expected.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time by silvereyesish reviews
...LxLight... It should be noted that a pissed off Light and a oblivious as usual Matsuda produce a rather... frisky L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bored in a Library by MaxRideObsessed reviews
Fang is blogging and Max is bored. She meets a friend online and has conversations about herself and Fang [neither of whom, of course, she's ever met] with people she's never seen. Very interesting and sometimes ironic. Post MR3. FAXNESS! Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride Fanfiction Awards by nyanja14 reviews
The first ever Max Ride fanfic awards! We have the winners!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
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5 Word Challenge reviews
In which I write a drabble/oneshot based on 5 words. Pretty self explanatory.
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Alek F., Deryn S.
One Phone Call, Two Destinies reviews
I admit, it was random. It was pointless. It was just a stupid bet. But it ended up to be so much more important than I thought it would. Because it led me to Max. Fang/Max's POV. Co-write with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar. A/H. Fax! A little OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Fang, Max
Fact Meets Fantasy reviews
Two sisters of mysterious parentage unite with what they thought were fictional characters to save what is left of Camp Half-Blood. Takes place after HoO. NicoxOC. some Percabeth. Co-written with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Nico A.
Save The Date reviews
I swear when I am admitted to the loony house he will be the one to blame-but seriously, me, in love with him? Like that would ever happen-In. His. Dreams. Oh God. I bet he does dream of that. Stupid teen hormones. Fax AU R&R! Used to be 'What's Friday'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Fang Likes What? reviews
When Nudge shows Fang a certain video on YouTube, it's the start of an unhealthy obsession. No one thought Fang would like this song of all things, but sometimes people can surprise you. OOC. ONESHOT. T for slight language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Fang - Complete