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Author has written 1 story for Glee.

Hi :)

Fandoms I like:

Harry Potter

Glee

Xena, Warrior Princess (The first and very favorite fanfiction I ever read, even though I haven't been so much lately)

Queer As Folk (British version only though)

Merlin

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7582 - Favs: 7,937 - Follows: 7,497 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 122 - Words: 109,359 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Remus Lupin's Guide to Successful Courting by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,684 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Devil Wears McQueen by Dark Satanic Mills reviews
When Blaine Anderson gets the job of a lifetime at Vogue, he isn't prepared for the world of catfights, stilettos and hairspray. He definitely isn't prepared for Kurt Hummel, the most demanding man in fashion and ridiculously attractive editor-in-chief
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,861 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I've Been Looking for You Forever by Chloe Winchester reviews
AU Blaine Anderson is cruel, hard, unforgiving and abused, and the only thing that brings light to his life is a boy that can't even see it. BadBoy!Blaine Blind!Kurt written for Warblerinfections. M for language, SC and violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,006 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Time Dilation by linkingpinkies reviews
Hermione Granger is accidentally thrusted into a world unfamiliar to herself. As she tries to find her bearings with her new environment, none other than Ginny Weasley comes to the rescue. The two girls must find a way back to their world without being discovered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Talk by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A short little Parent!lock one-shot in which ten year old Hamish Holmes-Watson needs some advice from his Dad and his Father.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Much Ado About Marcus by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Marcus is a recently-hired actor in Shakespeare's company, The Lord Chamberlain's Men. During that era, women's roles were played by men, and young girls were often played by the apprentice boys. Because of the popularity of Romeo and Juliet, the play is being re-staged, with Marcus as Romeo. Esca, who has been assigned to him as apprentice, is a very reluctant Juliet. AU 1-shot
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Esca, Marcus A. - Complete
Reynardine by Fr333bird reviews
Will meets a mysterious stranger in the forest who offers him shelter for the night. Canon era, AU. Warnings: adult content, seduction under the influence of alcohol.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2012 - William, Gwaine - Complete
Cell With Golden Bars by Shira Lansys reviews
Because she's as trapped by her wedding ring as she would be if she were in Azkaban. DracoAstoria, mentions of AlbusScorpius. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Lawn Mowing Wars by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco doesn't want to mow the lawn. The resulting sequence of events sparks a War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Princess Moonshine by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
James is having a bad day and Sirius Black and Gilderoy Lockhart unfortunately ingest some BertiBotts Every Flavor Candy Beans that are infused with particularly strong Amortentia that hold a strong dose of Essence of Remus John Lupin. Oh Dear. Rated 'T' for Shakespearian and Medieval Insults and for Toaster Ovens. Not really Slash. Sort of... but not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wet and Wanting by Fr333bird reviews
Nervous and inexperienced Merlin goes on a running date with Gwaine. Muddy puddles, showers and first times. Adult content. A short little ficlet written for a contest on Live Journal.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Life with Snappers by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry takes in a new pet, and Draco has to deal with some very un-amusing consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Linguistic Propensities of Sherlock Holmes by dcfg21 reviews
or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Public Display by Chloe Winchester reviews
Steve and Tony's relationship becomes too public too quickly for Steve's liking after a mishap following a battle. Then again, being old-fashioned can make you feel that way. Emotionally!Hurt/ConfusedSteve Supportive!Comforitng Tony Superhusbands/Stony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dabbling in Drarry by Shira Lansys reviews
Because writing drabbles is an addictive passtime. 100 drabbles, each exactly 100 words in length, all focusing on Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Warning: will contain SLASH. Rated for some drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Keeping Quiet by setarcosjemia reviews
Seven and the Captain are busy in her ready room. Chakotay comes looking for Seven. Can the Janeway keep quiet enough until he leaves?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Tell me How by Fr333bird reviews
Scholarship boy Merlin and well-off Arthur share a room at boarding school. One thing leads to another after lights out. Originally written for Kinkspiration on LJ, but drabbles turned into a story that needed telling. Adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Deux Anges, Dansant : Two Angels, Dancing by Stellata reviews
A summer romance in France before Hermione's fourth year becomes more serious. Together, can Hermione and Fleur withstand the trials of the Tournament? Hermione/Fleur, AU from 4th year onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,796 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Fleur D., Hermione G., Harry P., Luna L.
Interrogate Me by beckybrit reviews
Harry questions Draco using some rather unconventional methods.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sleepy Man by Pulele Hua reviews
Sing me a lullaby before I go to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Girl by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kinky and essentially plotless Faberry smut. Rachel admits her favourite fantasy is to be spanked, and Quinn is only too willing to comply.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
A Simple Letter Can Change Everything by GeniaTheParadox reviews
In the wake of her engagement to Finn, Rachel receives a heartfelt letter from Quinn and everything changes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
The Albus and Scorpius Guide for Telling People by LittlePlumTree reviews
The trouble with large families is the never ending list of people to tell if you suddenly find yourself in a relationship with your best friend of 5 years, who also happens to be a Malfoy. I'm sure Albus will manage, though. He has Scorpius to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,125 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My T'hy'la the Cat by jessica499499 reviews
Spock pisses off a Q and gets cat appendages, enough said. Slight Next Generation reference, but mostly 09 universe. This contains Spirk. Spork. Slash. Jim/Spock and very minor Q/Picard. Be aware of the M rating! Please read and review!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Impossible by Shira Lansys reviews
Cho could never be with another boy after Cedric's death. Lucky for her, Luna isn't a boy. A short ficlet. Femslash, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Luna L., Cho C. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Metamorphosis by amberpire reviews
"That would be a sight I'd pay to see. You bent over a leather-bound journal at a coffee shop, writing haikus." ;Ciel/Sebastian; Post Season Two.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Noises by Pulele Hua reviews
Ron and Neville hear noises in their dorm room.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Made For It by ConstantComment reviews
Fifth year Terry Boot gets caught in a very awkward situation by Anthony Goldstein, Head Boy of Hogwarts. A deal is made. Hearts and bones are broken and healed. Will this... thing they have grow into something more or will it fade away after year's end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Terry B., Anthony G.
From The Cold by Dr. Blind reviews
Magnus wakes up in a stranger's apartment. As a prostitute who caters to vampires, he's used to being battered come sun up. But this time there's a boy at his bedside wanting to know exactly what he never asks: what happened the night before?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,399 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Seeing Double by HuffleBee reviews
Draco's had a long day at work and is seeing double when he gets home. Wait...triple...quadruple? What is going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rinse and Repeat by Fr333bird reviews
For Twikinkfest. Jasper has low self esteem. He gets drunk and has sex with just about anyone. When he sobers up enough to go home he feels even worse about himself, but his roommate Peter is always there to pick up the pieces. Adult content. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Make it Good by Fr333bird reviews
Harry and Draco are Auror partners who have to go undercover as rent-boys at a brothel. Contains pining, first times, love, drama and Draco in skinny jeans - and explicit adult content of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Veil by Shira Lansys reviews
The story of Sirius after he passes through the veil. Not cannon compliant. Contains slash of the RemusSirius variety. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Fourth Time's the Charm reviews
Brittany never knew she had a school girl fetish until she met the Crawford Canary's lead soloist. Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Take a Seat by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Total crack!fic, in which Finn wishes Blaine would just TAKE A SEAT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Chloe Winchester reviews
A mystery unfolds when Magnus and Alec find themselves faced with something they never would have expected. Someone's made Chairman Meow human, and he's ready to enjoy life in the Homosapien lane. Malec and Jary and a special surprise thrown in later.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B. - Complete
Give The Rain a Chance by bleedforyou reviews
Harry and Draco tumble through the rain in an effort to find out how each other feels. oneshot. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kinky Bugger by bleedforyou reviews
Scorpius attempts to show off his kinky side. oneshot. slash. albus/scorpius. epilogue-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Funny Stories About Dumbledore by Mz Luna Potter reviews
One-shots about funny things that happen to Dumbledore, mostly caused by Harry, but not always. COMPLETE, Semi Crazy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Random Encounter by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Slightly AU Brittana smut. Santana's having a crappy time at this party... until she spot a gorgeous blonde dancing on the table.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Let's Play a Game by bleedforyou reviews
Harry and Draco get caught while playing one of their games. slash. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Good Hunting by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Marcus and Esca have, er, a negotiation of sorts, after a hunting expedition by the river. A follow-up to "Not for Sale," but can be read independently. Marcus-Esca slash.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Marcus A., Esca - Complete
Two Princes by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
AU/AH. Alec meets a boy in Central Park, and decides to let him into his castle. What he didn't know was that he was also letting him into his heart. Magnus thought he made a friend that day, but he didn't know how hard he'd have to fight to keep him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Bake Me, I'm Yours by Veterization reviews
In which Draco Malfoy is cruelly transfigured into a cupcake and happens to fall into the hands of a hungry Harry Potter. Draco/Harry oneshot, Hogwarts era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Straight and Strapped by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur and Merlin meet in the waiting room at 'Straight and Strapped' and Merlin recognises Arthur from Uni. It's all a bit awkward, and Arthur enjoys it a bit too much. Lots of adult content, slightly dub-con and a bit kinky in places. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Maze by amberpire reviews
- but Luna is a labyrinth and Hermione has no sense of direction when it comes to her. ;Hermione/Luna; Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Always on My Mind by Chloe Winchester reviews
Alice in Wonderland, Black Swan, a Western, some fairytales and Moulin Rouge. What do these things have in common? Kurt and Blaine are having naughty dreams about each other in these scenarios along with many others. Set after Klaine is at McKinley
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,720 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Reaper by Dr. Blind reviews
"Death followed me through the years. I always felt him on my heels, watching my every move. Waiting. Death was always waiting." Magnus is unwilling to die, until the night he meets Death himself. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Tangerine Sky by floatxxaway reviews
Post-movie. In which there is accidental intoxication by cannabis, some fluff, and love.
Eagle, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Esca, Marcus A. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Fr333bird reviews
Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Drunk by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec is drunk, horny, and wants only one thing: Magnus. Two-Shot. Rated M for lemon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,424 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Naughty Joke by C.Queen reviews
Albus and Scorpius are shocked to wake up in a bed together naked. How did they get there and why can't they remember? Sorta a continuation of 'A Bone To Pick' but can be read on own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
This is Not a Diary by jarpadsalecki reviews
I'm Finn Hudson, and I repeat: this is not a diary.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Little Klaine Scenes by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A drabble collection of some short scenes, fluffy scenes between Kurt and Blaine that I wish could have happened on the show.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nothing Else Mattered by wizardingworldbookworm94 reviews
A sweet little one-shot about Hermione and Ron finding themselves after the War. A little sexy. Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, except this little plot. I wish!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Star of the Show by Dr. Blind reviews
Jace wakes up tied to a bed, face to face with two of his horny foes from the past. Sebastian/Jace/Valentine. Oh, and Alec, Magnus, and Simon are there too. M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Valentine M., Jace W. - Complete
She Gives Good Aural by XV reviews
A voice is a powerful thing, this is something Andy has come to realise.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Of Mice and Magic by Dark Satanic Mills reviews
"So you have a brilliant plan to get Albie into bed, except he's probably straight, and even if you get him there you won't know what to do with him?" When a sexy/desperate Slytherin comes to a painting asking for help, what's a girl to do? AS/S slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Provoked With A Touch by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
No matter how intimate a touch may seem, it doesn't mean the same to everyone. To Remus, he feel as if each touch from Sirius means too much. RL/SB pre-slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Duet by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
The Kurtsies and lead singer Kurt Hummel are famous and respected. But all that changes when Blaine and the Pips become just as famous. Famous Band AU where Klaine never met in HS. Latest: Kurt has to work with Blaine on a duet in his private studio.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Beyond the Station by Shira Lansys reviews
With all earthly business done, Albus is now free to proceed to his long-awaited afterlife. But does he really want to face what awaits him? An exploration of the after-death relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindewald. Mentions of ADGG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Spock The Question Dodger by SneverusSnapers reviews
Spock is reluctant to answer one of Kirk's questions...Set in Academy days if Spock was a roomate of Kirk. Humour.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Engorgia by Fr333bird reviews
Draco is left with an embarrassing and painful problem after an accident in his potions lab. Harry is the mediwizard who takes the case. Lots of adult content, fluff and slashy smut. Definitely a feel good fic, no angst here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by SilveryMoon34 reviews
When Draco's boss assigns him a partner, it's-surprise surprise-Harry Potter, the Chosen One. Then, just to annoy Draco further, a cunning killer escapes Azkaban-and Draco is his next target.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,338 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Too Many by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Rachel has another party in her basement before Nationals, and everyone wonders what kind of drunk Kurt is. Answer: kind of slutty. And hilarious. Rated M for a good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Adagio by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Kirk/Spock slash. There is no way in the world that a near-death experience with a tentacled sea-creature should lead to Spock and Jim having unbridled sex on the beach... But it did...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Slow Dance by GeniaTheParadox reviews
What I wish happened when Sam asked Mercedes to dance at Prom. So fluffy I can't even.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
After Altair by SnapeInDrag reviews
Spock hasn't been the same since the ordeal on Vulcan. After Altair, when assigned to milk runs, Kirk decides to take the opportunity to break through Spock's shell. What happens when he does?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Exotic Pineapples by AllieAmberwhite reviews
All great adventures come to an end. But after one ends, another one is bound to begin.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Pseudonymity by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine begins an online love affair, but his target ends up being best friend Kurt, forcing him to live double lives. Latest: Blaine and Kurt make love for the first time, unaware that the Warblers are liveblogging it from a hacked webcam stream.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
PuppyDog Persistence by BingeB reviews
When Arthur finds out that his one-night stand is only 17 years old, he does everything in his power to forget about it. But unfortunately, Merlin has other ideas, and just will not leave him alone. SLASH! Warnings inside! COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Blurred Vision by C.Queen reviews
Albus Potter can't see a thing without his glasses, including the identity of the man who's come to take advantage of that fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Things Hogwarts Students Are Not Allowed To Do by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
A list of things Hogwarts Students are not allowed to do. no slash. These will include lists for James, Sirius, Snape, Remus, and if you give me a suggestion I'll try to do that one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Epiphany by XxFreak-ShowxX reviews
flirting leads to thinking that leads to over thinking that leads to sexual tension that leads to gay sex. Scientific process *nods* Rod/Nicky NSFW YAOI
Avenue Q - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Draco Malfoy Lemon by FL-KJI reviews
read it and weep
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Draco M., Myrtle - Complete
Blame It On The Alcohol by Tonker reviews
Written for the Glee kink meme: "Body shots off of each other leading to drunk sex!"...my turn on the ending of Rachel's party, the missing bra and body shots. :D Rating M, femslash, consider yourself warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Hidden Depths by Gryvon reviews
Arthur/Eames. Eames follows Arthur home. Arthur lets him.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Caffeine Crazed by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Five minutes after the end of Blame it on the Alcohol, Kurt confronts Blaine in the bathroom of the Lima Bean coffee shop. But there's a thin line between hate and love... Post BIOTA, Pre Sexy. Racy. Angry. 1000% Gay.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seducing a Wolf by Galadriell reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts. One chance to get with Remus. Sirius is one determined Gryffindor. He was going to seduce his wolf. Warnings: Horrific tongue in cheek, swearing, fluff, smut, silliness and cringe-worthy humor. Sirius/Remus SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,833 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I'm sure by Klainemovesme101 reviews
Klaine one-shot. How I wanted Kurt and Blaine to get back together in Silly Love Songs! Really fluffy
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
There's Nothing Gay About It In Our Eyes by Izzyv1o reviews
Kurt could only stare on in something akin to shock as the two, in a manner that would make any New Directions member proud, burst into song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - David, Wes - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Touches You by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine can't seem to stop touching Kurt while he's sleeping. Inspired by Mika's "Touches You." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Smells like Sex by ThatInvisibleGirl reviews
Does sex even have a smell? Wes seems to think so. Too bad it's going to smell a whole lot sex-ier before they even have the chance to leave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Persuasion by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
I Always Knew by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Blaine and Kurt find themselves in a small, playful debate.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So You Want To Be A Death Eater? by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
JOIN THE DEATH EATERS results not typical, your experience may vary. Side effects may include fear of snakes, torture, mind control, being defeated by 1 year olds and death. Mudbloods need not apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Wevid by h4lfpr1nce reviews
Blaine talks constantly about how perfect his relationship with Kurt is, leading Wes and David to become... curious about each other.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - David, Wes - Complete
Anything But That by Chloe Winchester reviews
Why that word? Why did Magnus have to use that word? Anything but that... Malec LEMON! Rated M for lemony goodness FLUFF ScaredEmotionallyHurt!Alec ComfortingConcerned!Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Flow of Power by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
The "backstory" to my other fic Connected. The progression of Malec's relationship from first kiss up until the lemon that inspired Connected. You don't have to have read my other fic to enjoy this one tho, if you simply like Malec fluff w/o drama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,367 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I'm Not Harry by Galadriell reviews
NOT MY STORY! Draco pulls Harry into a hidden room and starts talking to him like he's Pansy - which is bizarre since Harry looks nothing like Pansy. Now Harry is determined to get to the bottom of this. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by Kalira69 reviews
When Padfoot stays with Moony alone at the full moon, the lovers discover a few unexpected consequences. Remus/Sirius, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wet Pussies by BeaumontRulz reviews
Almost as suddenly, she missed a beat, and their hips slid off one another's. She found herself pressing her thigh between Ginny's legs, who began biting down on her bottom lip too... HrG, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Matter of Opinion by wildknees reviews
Sirius in eyeliner has driven all of Hogwarts insane with desire. Remus is the only sane one left and is having a tough time dealing with the love-struck staff and students. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Bottles of Firewhiskey and a Patented Daydream by hereticalvision reviews
"You will not believe what James did at Al's birthday party!" Little sisters are such gossips... SLASH - Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter, with narration from Lily Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Teddy L., James S. P. - Complete
15 Reasons Why Remus Lupin Loves Sirius Black by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
No summery is needed. Just read the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Yesterday's Amok by Kerchan reviews
K/S. T'Pau found out that Jim didn't actually die on the sands of Vulcan during Spock's Pon Farr. And now she wants a rematch.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yesterday is Today by RayShippouUchiha reviews
What would have happened had Spock's primal side not retreated at the end of the episode "All Our Yesterday's"? Lemon. Kirk/Spock
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Perplexity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
More than Accommodating by dracosoftie reviews
They had been absolutely daft to think their absence wouldn’t be noted. Sirius/Remus, Marauder-era. Warnings for slash, exhibitionism, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
This Thing Between Us by xfbard reviews
Elphaba admits to having feeings for her blonde friend. After expressing how she feels all she asks for is a chance to see if she and Glinda could have a chance for a relationship. Glinda ponders the idea and makes a decision.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's First Time by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Harry pleads and begs him to hurry, but Draco insists that he shouldn’t rush, especially on Harry’s first time. DMHP, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Knows Best by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Sirius was the first Black for generations to be sorted in any house aside from Slytherin, right? What do you think the Sorting Hat had to say to an 11 year old Sirius? Lets find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Sirius B., Sorting Hat - Complete
Quite a Shore Leave by Stellata reviews
Kirk is sweaty. Spock is counting percentages. Oh, what to do on a planet where every wish you make comes true? Set during episode 1x17, Shore Leave. Unabashedly Kirk/Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A New Spell by jessica499499 reviews
McGonagall teaches her students a new spell with some intresting results. Slash. Harry/Draco. Little Ron/Hermione. Reviews are welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Mental Health of James Sirius Potter by NasuadaNightstalker reviews
James writes an assessment that the professors will not find amusing. Teddy/James Sirius. Warning: contains adult themes and slash. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Floored by Spun reviews
Post City of Ashes, Magnus/Alec. "Jace was one thing, but this – I cannot, in all good conscience, pretend this isn’t going to affect our relationship."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
It Was an Accident, Really by focsfyr reviews
A tale of Harry and Perry's first few kisses and the fun and not so fun things they led to.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Bath Time by Faramirlover reviews
Arthur takes a bath and thinks about Merlin. Better than it sounds. Arthur/Merlin. Warning!citrus. M for a reason. Teensy tiny bit of angst that barely matters. Edited out, hopefully, all of the name mistakes. Thanks to the poeple that pointed them out.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Seduction Is Never So Subtle, Or Is It? by shyath reviews
Femslash. Ginny/Hermione. In which the merits of body butter and pheromones are shamelessly flaunted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Claiming by faithwood reviews
A vampire claims his mate. This story has no warnings. Let that be your warning. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT. Now with a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cops Aren't Even Looking by ThatMasterOfChaos reviews
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Perry/Harry: Harry and Perry are kidnapped on a stake-out and some interesting things take place while being held captive.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blind by faithwood reviews
Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Ginny and Me by werechick reviews
(FEMSLASH: Fleur/Ginny) ::Complete:: Just a little scene, with a Fleur inner monologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Kissing Fool by Doctor Strangelove reviews
Sirius and Remus overhear two girls talking about what a great kisser Sirius is. This leads to some experimentation and some startling revelations. Slash [SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Blaine makes a decision, has an odd dream or two, and finally discovers something wonderful.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.