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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

I'm annoying, bitter and generally sarcastic. I like Naruto, Bleach, Death Note and many many many other anime' series. I think I use them to make up for the fact that I'm so annoying that people normally chase me around with sticks. I have no life and all I wish for is to spend the rest of my days online chatting my problems away.

Oh give me a break, none of this is true (Except for the sarcastic part).

But why does it matter :D

what you need to know is I'm a girl

I'm 20 years old

I'm a Junior in college

I'm obsessed with anime' series especially Naruto, Bleach, Death Note and Inuyasha

and my favorite characters of all times are Byakuya Kuchiki from bleach and Uchiha Itachi from Naruto. I also love Light Yagami from death note but not as much.

and given that the ones I like are mostly guys, I love yaoi. I love reading it and even writing it, and hopefully you'd enjoy reading what I have written.

My favorite pairings are:

Itachi and Sakura... Well, I used to hate Sakura with a passion. But after reading so many awesome fics about the couple, I'm officially addicted to the idea of the amazingly cool Uchiha and the nice yet dangerous pink haired Kunoichi.

Byakuya and Yoruichi... Now this is my favorite pairing of all times. She's incredibly confident and out there. On the other hand, he's all cool and collected and I just love to see her break through his calm facade and make him human again.

My stories:

Once in a Red Moon:

currently my favorite story to write. I'm in love with Uchiha Itachi. He's like the best anime' character out there. And even though his time on Naruto wasn't that long, he made a great impact. His tragic hero like past and his poetic ending bring tears to my eyes. I admire the man, which is why I chose to give him a second chance, at life and at love. In love, with none other than my other favorite character, the one and only, his stoic highness; Kuchiki Byakuya. The similarities between the two are just too many to enumerate and the fact that they look kinda alike; is just icing on the cake. So this story, tells of a magical love story between the two most stoic anime' characters to ever grace our imaginations with their existence. And I was dumbstruck when I realized that this is the only ByaIta story out there (Or at least on So, glad to be the first to do it. And I hope I do them justice.

If it's not Broken; Smash it into a Wall:

The title just sums up my modus operandi in life. I always break perfectly functioning things, as well as relationships. And in this story, Sakura opts to do the same. She takes her normally functioning life and turns it up side down, just to try and be with her favorite Uchiha. Along the way; the girl learns a lot, about him as well as about herself. She discovers that; the coveted Anbu captain, is human too and she ends up loving said human, which is way more profound than her original fascination with his looks and status. Only problem is: he's engaged to a vile, vile woman. And with him being stoic and emotionally constipated, what will become of the girl, who grew to adore him. This story just draws out the romantic aspects of my personality, and I hope you like it.

The Day Byakuya Got Drunk:

I love the Kuchiki heir. I love him way too much. The only thing I love more than Byakuya, is making Byakuya squirm. And this story is all about that. It gave me a creative outlet for all my randomness. And I adored writing it. I also loved writing about Yoruichi and Bya. Because to me, they just work. The whole Union of opposites thing and all.

A Friendly Chat:

This is but a reflection of the undeniable fact that; I like bad boys. Actually, I love'em. And they don't get any more bad ass than Madara and Aizen. So Idecided to sit'em down in a cafe' right in the middle of hell and have them companionably discuss their respective plans. hehe, and then take on Lucifer.

Operation; Sex Shop:

I love the whole dynamic that Byakuya and Renji, have going on. Bya is all stoic and cool, Renji is all admiring him from a distance. This is just my tribute to the two. Where, Yumi and Ran trick a blissfully oblivious Renji, into giving his captain an outrageously inappropriate gift.

Gotei 13th Mental Health Clinic:

I'm a psych major, dare I say more. Sitting in class, one day, I though to myself, that if I happen to run into the cast of Bleach as patients I'd be screwed and my career would be over. And so this story came to life, as a humorous way of tapping into the psyches of those extremely dangerous individuals.

Just a warning though, this story is a way for me to shake my writers block. It won't be updated regularly until I'm done with my other two stories (The first two) then I plan to finish it and start anew.

Future projects:

1) I'm gonna do a Byakuya/Yoruichi love story, in which she drives him insane.

2)I plan on writing about Kenpachi and Bya. Cuz I find their chemistry incredible.

3)I'll do a Byakuya/ Soifon fic, cuz I like this pairing.

4)I'm gonna move on to writing for the Inuyasha fandom, Cuz it's about time I did.

General Notes:

I'm a sarcastic person by nature. So expect a lot of that in my fics. I can be a bit angsty from time to time, so that also shows up in my stories.

Finally, I know I ain't perfect, Not even close and so are my fics. Sometimes, they're random, sometimes they have mistakes and sometimes they're flat out crap. But at other times they're AWESOME. So if you happen to stumble upon a crappy piece of writing, let me know and if you happen to enjoy one of my fics, let me know about that too. Cuz it'll make my day.

Bleach Quotes:

"Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to

the fullest… and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile. "

- Kurosaki Ishinn.

(He could be so deep and so utterly thoughtful at times)

"If it was me, I would probably give up in a beautiful way…"

-Yumichika. (Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, if you lived on earth, all men would turn gay)

"Be proud to die by my bankai"

-Kuchiki Byakuya. (And the prize for the most humble person in Seireitei goes out to...)

"Don’t use such strong words, it only makes you look weak "

- Aizen Sosuske.

(He talks way too much for an evil guy. I mean, seriously, if he kept on talking for one more second during his fight with Ichigo, I’m sure the boy would’ve destroyed Seireitei, before taking his own life, just to get the evil overlord to shut up.)

"It looks to me like you’ve completely lost your touch."

-Yoruichi Shihounen. (Such a tease)

"This issue doesn’t concern you. Don’t Bother me. Die"

- Hitsugaya Toushirou. (As patient as ever lil captain.)

"I really wish I could’ve been held a little longer. See you, Rangiku. I’m sorry."

-Gin Ichimaru. (ahhhhh, Gin. I love you.)

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Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 122,497 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Can I Go On? A Byakuya Kuchiki Love Story by NobleButterfly2711 reviews
A SEQUEL. A young woman is forced back into the Seireitei against her will after years in the Human World. She is then surrounded by new shinigami who call her Aneko. How will she fare in the new Seireitei especially with Captain Kuchiki watching her?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,072 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Byakuya K.
Not So Blunt Differences by Darth-Taisha reviews
Sequel to Not So Subtle Differences. AU, Itachi and Hinata are newlyweds and Sasuke finds out a painful lesson that love and kunai knives don't mix too well. Itahina and Sasu/Ten/Neji. Warning: May contain crack occasionally... ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,620 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Itachi U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Tenten]
Grievances with Gaara by randomqueenwilla reviews
After landing in Gaara's lap at the end of Issues with Itachi Akira is hidden away in Suna. Will Akira forget Itachi and love Gaara? She will if Gaara has anything to say about it. With the Akatsuki and many manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,540 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Gaara
Lost Cause II by Totoromo reviews
Sequel to Lost Cause. Grimmjow has fallen in love with Ichigo, but Ichigo is already very taken by Shuuhei. ShuuheixIchigo, GrimmIchi?, GrimmIchiShuuhei?, Grimm?, guess you'll have to find out. Romantic, some angst, some drama, some humor.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - [Ichigo K., Shuuhei H.] Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J.
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Journey: Miroku Meets Sesshoumaru by MaddeningHattress reviews
A story where Miroku meets Sesshoumaru for the first time and mistakes him for a woman.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Hair Obsession by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
Gin has gotten obsessed with Byakuya's hair. GinxByakuya yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Byakuya K. - Complete
Swayamvara by Amaratta reviews
/Complete/ After the war, the Shihōins decide it's time to return to their former glory. How? By pressuring the head of the clan to settle down with some nobleman, of course. But since said head is Yoruichi, things might not be so simple.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,187 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Be Careful With What You Wish For by The Tox reviews
It's an unspoken rule that you do not interrupt Aizen's tea time. But curious Gin is bored.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of seduction by Ichimaru Gin by Tinni reviews
Captain Ichimaru Gin of the 3rd Squad has a new column in the Seireitei Communication Magazine. What's it about? Why it's about how to seduce the shingami of your dreams of course!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2009 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Good Morning, Byakuya by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Drinking wasn't something Byakuya enjoyed. Especially when he had to wake up next to his captain.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Resuscitative Measures by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Passage of You by sailorstarsun reviews
Care from the least expected place. [Ukitake & Byakuya]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. Ukitake, Byakuya K. - Complete
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Unholy Matrimony reviews
Marriage is a blessed union, bringing together two kindred spirits by way of an unbreakable bond... Or something like that... In which Sakura proposes, Itachi agrees, and chaos ensues. ItaSaku, SasuIno, NaruHina, and Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H., Sasuke U., Shisui U.
Relationships 101: How to Argue With an Iceprince reviews
Her boyfriend sure was difficult, but after three years together Sakura would like to think that she has developed the tools needed to get her what she wants. Yup, she would sure like to think that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fade to White reviews
Because no matter how hard he tries to deny it, he was human. And she, well, she was both the victim and the only one who could save him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru, Hisana K. - Complete
Time Off reviews
Because vacations and Byakuya could never mix, especially when he has to accept that a certain someone will be his replacement.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S., Shinji H., Renji A.
Old Habits reviews
Byakuya is in a mood, which threatens the lives of many an innocent Shinigami. And when he manages to strike up the most unlikely alliance anyone could think of, his friends and family decide to intervene... Disclaimer: No animals were hurt in the writing of this story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S., Yachiru K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Gotei 13th Mental Health Clinic reviews
"Hey I am: Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni and I think that; all my underlings are mentally unstable. So I'm sending them all to therapy."And you will be offered a rare glimpse into the psychiatrists notes, as she takes on the most infamous Shinigami ever.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,857 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Byakuya K., S. Aizen - Complete
Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend, Our Girlfriend reviews
In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,252 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Indecent Proposal (Kind of) reviews
Gin asks Aizen a question, which sets them on their way to playing a rather bizarre game. Not Yaoi, but contains Yaoi themes. You've been warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Annoying Orange reviews
This is what truly happened during Aizen's dramatic ascent to Las Nochas. In which Gin is bored, while Aizen and Tosen would love nothing more than to kill themselves only a few seconds after Aizen revealed his true colors to the entirety of Seireitei. Rated 'T' just to be safe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/9/2013 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
In Plain Sight reviews
Sasuke is back, but Sakura doesn't feel the way she thought she would. Is it possible that she has made a huge mistake? In which Sakura discovers what has been hiding in plain sight. Rated T for Sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
If It's not Broken Smash it Into A wall reviews
Sakura and Ino are new students in Konoha's high academy. They are desperately attempting to seduce two very hot Uchiha's, with Orochimaru, Jiraya and Kakashi as instructors watch out for the mayhem. AU: Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,100 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once In A Red Moon reviews
Kuchihi Byakuya gets sent on a bizarre mission where he meets an earth bound soul by the name of Uchiha Itachi. Egos clash and Feathers fly and when sotaicho appoints the powerful Uchiha as a soul reaper all hell breaks loose. a ByaIta story
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,666 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Itachi U., Byakuya K. - Complete
Kurosaki Kun reviews
"I wish I could have five different lives! Then I could have been born in five different towns, and eaten five lifetime's worth of food, and had five different careers, and... Fallen in love with the same person, five times."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Operation: Sex Shop! reviews
Renji loses a bet with Yumichika, who forces him to give a present to a certain Kuchiki."What exactly is this thing Abarai Fukutaicho?" ,,,"It-It's it's a….a... It's a dildo Taicho."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Day Byakuya Got Drunk reviews
When shihouin yoruichi returns to Seireitei, Kuchiki Byakuya comes face to face with his worst nightmare. He manages to traumatize the entire Gotei 13. Tune in to the most Hilarious night in Byakuya's life. This is Byakuya like you've never seen him B4
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
A Friendly Chat reviews
After Going to hell evil overlords Aizen and Madara go to a cafe' to have a little chat that leads to the discovery of what went wrong with their lives and a poor waitress gets scarred for life. Rated T for language
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Madara U., S. Aizen - Complete