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Joined 02-10-11, id: 2744138, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 18 stories for South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Future Diary/未来日記, Romeo & Juliet, How to Train Your Dragon, and Rise of the Guardians.

Oh God, pretty much everything on here is old, don't even talk to me about my old writing. Most of it is from like grades 8/9/10.

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Something in the Water by Easily Distracted0720 reviews
In which there is something more to Makoto's fear than what his friends could only begin to imagine and the words "something in the water" takes a whole new meaning. (Merman!Makoto, future MakoHaruRin) CH3 edited and re-posted. Bumping up rating to M.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,072 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.
Barbarians Healer by Kisshulover1 reviews
After he is taken prisoner to the Land of the Swedes, Tino soon becomes the healer of the Swedish leaders son Peter, who has fallen ill. Tino begins to fall for the handsome and gentle Barbarian leader and wonders if romance can bloom on the battle field? Rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,704 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Paradisiacal Sun by Latte De Luca reviews
Five boys living impossibly different lives, two young son's of the Sultan, a palace guard, a village shopkeeper's son and a slave. How can their lives ever be intertwined? Ending theme song AU, takes place during the Ottoman Empire
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Haruka N., Nagisa H., Makoto T., Rei R.
Amethyst Eyes by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino's oddly colored eyes have landed him in many tight spots his entire life, but none quite like this. When a terrifying dragon adds Tino to his horde of gems and jewels, he finds himself wondering who else is after him…and why? And are Tino's eyes the only thing this dragon wants? SuFin AU. Dragon!Berwald x Tino. Not bestiality, darn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Treasures of the Sea by Kinochu reviews
Lovino is the prince of the sea who decides to go on an adventure of a lifetime with a pirate friend. But was this what they had bargained for? A/N: Revamping in process
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,050 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
To Know The Mind by CCroquette reviews
High School AU, from the kink meme. When Berwald Oxenstierna changes cities (and schools) he's happy for the chance to start things over. There's just one problem: selective mutism means he can't speak to his classmates - and by the end of day one, he's already managed to frighten one of them away. Now what's he supposed to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,652 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
A Confused Sacrificial Love by FilthyWoman reviews
After an unexpected encounter in the woods, Tiina becomes a captive of three stranded Vikings longing to return home. Sweden x FEM!Finland. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,655 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
The Royal We by p.r. fox reviews
As it turns out, 137 days on a ship sailing across the Pacific is not enough to learn a single thing about your new page. Jacob English is a very peculiar thing. Jake/Dirk, prince!Dirk servant!Jake AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
It's Worth It by Terra Saltt reviews
A rock and a broken window is hardly what Tino expected to lead him to a friend. But their friendship will be tested as Berwald, who has been bedridden most of his life, is allowed to go to public school. What will be worth it in the end? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Read My Lips by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino enjoys the comfort of a quiet library and dreaming minds when he picks up on the charming thoughts of a perfect stranger. Has Berwald found someone that can fully understand him, even when he is silent? MindReader!Tino x Deaf!Berwald AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,782 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden
Effing Colors in the Sky by Terra Saltt reviews
Denmark loves the aurora borealis and Norway wants to stop freezing his butt off and just go home. But this little trip to the tundra isn't only to see the Northern Lights. DenNor, fluff, short and cute in which Denmark can be a sweetheart, too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Always the Moirail, Never the Matesprit by cynically quixotic reviews
"He threw the bucket at his head. They're now married." In which John and Karkat's friends throw them a multicultural wedding. Crackfic written for the kink meme.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
I Saw Papa Kissing Santa Claus by Terra Saltt reviews
A little Christmas magic brings Berwald quite the gift this year. SuFin with Sealand. Santa!Tino, SingleParent!Berwald, AdorableAsHell!Peter. Multi-chap fic. Fluff. Happy Holidays!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,269 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
A Pearl in Your Hand by Terra Saltt reviews
The rest of the Mer have been hunted to near extinction, leaving Tino alone with his memories. But when a human with striking blue eyes captures him in his net, will he be killed on spot? Sweden x Mer!Finland. I'm keeping it up because people seem to like it. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Escape by Verboten Byacolate reviews
AU, SuFin. Prince Tino's first contact with his white knight just happens to be a punch in the stomach. The white knight has his reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,303 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sweden, Finland
The Red String Of Fate by kuroNshiro reviews
Arthur was able to see things that others couldn't. So when he was young, he saw it- the red string. Later, he learnt that it was meant for connecting soulmates. AU Hetalia FrUk GerIta SpaMano PruCan RoChu KorUs GiriKey introducing Netherlands/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,952 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Broken Wings by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Orphaned Tino, only sixteen, has been through so much pain already, it's unbelievable. It seems no matter how many times he's adopted, he ends up back at the orphanage. Can a prayer to God save him or will he be stuck alone for the rest of his life? SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,314 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by xPaperWingsx reviews
Tino is sick. Totally and desperately lovesick. Only he didn't know it. And neither did Berwald. SuFin Fluff. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Unwrapping the Eye Candy by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
He's that boy that makes you stop and stare as he passes by, but someone who you'd probably never get along with. Just a piece of eye candy. This piece is going to be kind of hard to avoid, though, since Finland is spending his nights in its bedroom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Finland, Denmark
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Strange by BeggarsCan'tBeChoosers reviews
Warning: Contains complete crack. And personality switch... And a hella lot of confusion!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Where I Belong by The Sisters Williams reviews
When he separated from Denmark, he thought he would be independent and free. Instead, all he became was was Sweden’s… wife?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Only You by Pocketface reviews
A story illustrating just how clueless Butters is. Kenny/Butters; Stan/Kyle; onesided Butters/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
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Valentines Morning reviews
Just some fluff for Valentines day (I know, I know, it's not Valentines day any more. I'm late to the party, shh). Jack tries to wake Hiccup up on Valentines Day, but the young viking is still sleepy. Hijack Frostcup Jack/hiccup or whatever you call the pairing. Enjoy!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
I Dare You To Read The Whole Thing reviews
I honestly don't know how to explain this story, so here's a bunch of warnings: There is some Benvolio/Romeo/Mercutio, Mentions of Romeo/Juliet and Benvolio/Rosaline, and lots of Benvolio/Mercutio. There is blood, character death, MPreg, and a high chance that this story will mentally scar you. This story is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Romeo, Benvolio, Mercutio - Complete
Our Glass Castle reviews
Just some DenNor fluff. Mathias plans a special date for himself and Lukas. Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
A Summer To Remember reviews
Tino is forced to go to night camp. Despite not wanting to go, he makes some new friends, meets some interesting people, and is puzzled by the mysterious Swede that always seems to be watching him. SuFin, maybe some mentions of DenNor. Camp AU, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Finland, Sweden
He Wore The Tightest Of Pants reviews
After accidently saving a tribe of trolls from a beast, Lovino is given a powerful bodysuit. Unfortunately, the power of the suit is too much for him to handle, and he becomes corrupted. Along with path of doom and destruction, he makes a friend named Antonio. And by friend, I mean prisoner. Can Antonio warm Lovino's cold heart and free him from the bodysuit? For Dana and Kaili.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Glasses Full of Hope reviews
Estonia has been in love with his best friend for years, but his friend has no clue and Estonia is sure he is in love with Sweden. What does Sweden have that he doesn't? Just a little headcannon a friend and I came up with: Estonia is in love with Finland and gets his glasses to look more like Sweden in hopes that Finland might fall in love with him. Estfin sufin unrequited love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Estonia, Finland - Complete
Frozen Hearts reviews
Pip gets excited for his school's annual skiing feild trip. He hopes that this year, he can make a new friend. But when his skiing partner turns out to be the son of Satan, things don't turn out as he'd hoped. Damien x Pip Dip. Fast updates
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,345 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Kicking The Hornet Nest reviews
Akise and Yukiteru are hanging out at Akise's house. Yuno is locked in a room and can't go 'save' Yuki. Akise desides to tease her, knowing that she will know everything he does from her 'Yuki-Diary' and there's nothing she can do... Yukiteru x Akise
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Only a Game reviews
Human names used. Elizaveta is a little girl, and while playing a silly game with her daddy, something terrifying, unexpected and lifechanging happens. For those who don't know, Elizaveta is Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hungary - Complete
The Finnish Bride reviews
Switzerland reads a bedtime story to his sick little sister, but with his own little twist. The Princess Bride, SuFin style! Sweden x Finland Berwald x Tino Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Only An Idiot Like You reviews
When Antonio switches into Lovino's school, a few things happen that he will never forget. Human names used. spain/romano ...spamano?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Bloody Wanker reviews
America gets England alone during a break and tells him some very important things... USUK AmericaxEngland I suck at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Kiss With A Fist reviews
A kiss on the lips may be good for some, but a kiss with a fist is better than none. Arthur and Francis were a couple in some ways... but if you didn't know them, you'd think they were out to kill each other. Human names used. FrUk France/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
What's New Pussycat? reviews
I got this idea after listening to the song "What's new pussycat" by tom jones for 3 hours straight. I don't reccomend it... Germany, Italy and Romano are sitting around as Italy plays "Whats new Pussycat" over and over again...will germany snap?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Emails reviews
When Romano takes a vacation in New York, Spain starts missing him... after only a few hours. He decides to send Romano an email. Spain/Romano short chapters about spain and romano's emails to each other Rated T for mention of France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Film Project reviews
Craig has a project in his film class and has to make a short film about something he likes. CraigxTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Mindless Self Indulgence reviews
Short story. I had the song "Shut me up" by mindless self indulgence stuck in my head...and this is the result! CraigxTweek. Enjoy my pretties :D
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
It Had To Be You reviews
Craig Tucker lives a normal life. Well, as normal as it can get in South Park. He doesn't realize something was missing from his life, until he finds himself thinking more and more about one of his best friends. Tweek Tweak. Craig/Tweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
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