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Author has written 5 stories for CSI, and Harry Potter.

If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,477 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,048 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 8,713 - Follows: 10,065 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Once And Forever by Iwannabegoldnrumpeled reviews
Emma is having strange dreams and getting no sleep while having to deal with the general ups and downs of living in Storybrooke, and her feelings for Mr Gold. Hints of Rumbelle, but mostly GoldxEmma. M for language, general perviness, and later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,358 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Jemma Simmons, Agent of SASS by selmak reviews
When the newest member of the team doubts that Jemma is capable of obtaining a date, Jemma Simmons decides to show Skye how it's done. Naturally, as Simmons is involved, it goes horribly awry. Really, in her worst nightmare, she hadn't anticipated that she'd pick up a senior SHIELD Agent. (No Skimmons, sorry) F/M
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,257 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - J. Simmons, Blake - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32231 - Favs: 19,206 - Follows: 15,672 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by madame.alexandra reviews
Emily Fornell needs something from Gibbs - and amidst old secrets, hospitals, and plush baby dolls, maybe he realizes he needs something from her, too. Story set in canon that addresses Gibbs coping with his post-Coma trauma in a unique (and kinda soapy) way!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,442 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T.C. Fornell, Diane S., Emily F. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11897 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 3,687 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
For a moment it gets hard to breathe by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
It takes two hours for Clint to get interested by Agent Coulson, two months for him to lust after Coulson, and a year to fall him love with Phil. Surprisingly it takes four years of pining from afar for a bad guy to notice it. ClintxCoulson. Torture and non-con between Clint and an OC. Happy ending I swear.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,807 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Rumplcimprcampr by Evangeline-Sibeliah reviews
Breaking the Curse brings everyone back to FTL, making Emma the only stranger again. Uncomfortable with the status of the Savior Princess, she urges Rumpelstiltskin to remember their time in Storybrook. Emma/Gold and Emma/Rumpel friendship-romance, 3-shot, M for smex.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S.] - Complete
Coalesced Matter by Mirror and Image reviews
Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,414 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Count Dooku - Complete
Boys of Summer by Blue Tears reviews
After saving the world, Phil takes Steve to a baseball game, gets a little drunk and ends up promising to teach Steve how to dance. Eventually, Phil follows through and teaches Steve how to waltz. Coulson/Rogers
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Meaning of Being Lonely by VolceVoice reviews
Lestrade walks Molly to her car after that "Scandalous" Baker Street Christmas Party. Will jealousy, mistaken assumptions, and the antics of Sherlock and Moriarty allow these two lonely people lasting happiness - especially after the Fall?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
In Love and War by WhatButAVillain reviews
When an Avenger goes missing and the Director is on vacation, what happens when their MIA Agent is sent to kill the Director? Hawkeye/Fury Slash/yaoi. One-shot may expand if well liked.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F. - Complete
I've Heard That Song Before by Lywinis reviews
Steve meets Phil's mother at last, and it's the last person he's expecting. Warning: character death.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
All But Name by Mirror and Image reviews
"You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,985 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
straight black lines by Mira-Jade reviews
He never did forgive Nick Fury for bloodying up his trading cards. Not during that first week, anyway. SPOILERS, and fix-it fic for the film.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
Even Jedi Cry by Valairy Scot reviews
Feeling betrayed by Obi-Wan, a dying Qui-Gon severs the bond as Obi-Wan heals him on Naboo. The backlash proves too much for Obi-Wan, the prognosis grim. Mace Windu takes on the task of caretaking Obi-Wan. But not all is as it seems. May be rated too hgh.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 188,303 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., M. Windu
Roses in December by ImpishTubist reviews
Spoilers for "Reichenbach." Sherlock and Lestrade have their first time together the night before Sherlock's fall.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
All The Gluing Back by inkvoices reviews
The first time Leonard wakes up next to Chris is somewhat...problematic. McCoy/Pike.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Passing Thus Alone by Morgan Stuart reviews
It caught up with Sally Donovan just as late night became early morning. NOTE: Spoilers for "The Reichenbach Fall."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, DI Lestrade - Complete
As I Ever Was by ImpishTubist reviews
The events on the moor bring about some changes for Sherlock and Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Worth It by Iris Omega reviews
Post Hounds of Baskerville. Lestrade doesn't always do what Mycroft Holmes tells him to. Angered by being sent into Dartmoor without any information, an irate inspector confronts the older Holmes. Unexpected feelings lead to their logical conclusions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Small Steps To Belonging by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock's leaving leads to changes John could not have foreseen- an unexpected flatmate, and an equally unexpected sense of belonging.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Wet by ImpishTubist reviews
John catches sight of a dripping-wet Lestrade. It's all downhill from there.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Just Keep Breathing by AddisonRules reviews
Mac and Jo have some things to work out after "Means to an End," but neither of them can manage much beyond trying to breathe.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Mac T., Jo D. - Complete
Sherlock: Forks On Plates by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The fourth story in the "Impact" series. Greg and Mycroft's relationship takes another step forward. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Sherlock: Boxes On Beds by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The third story in the "Impact" series. Greg and Mycroft are finally dating and their relationship is moving forward... or is it? See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
We Wear This Mask by ImpishTubist reviews
Lestrade is assigned to investigate the murder of Mycroft Holmes; Sherlock is outraged, though not for the reason anyone's expecting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Study in Triplicate by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
When Sherlock told John he was married to his work, John didn't realize how literally Sherlock meant it. "We're not married. We're shagging. There's a clear distinction there, John, if you'd care to examine it further." S/J/L
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,915 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock: Phones On Desks by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The second story in the "Impact" series. Mycroft Holmes and DI Lestrade start dating... well, they will if they ever get to the first date. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2011 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Despite Adversity by couchbarnacle reviews
Sherlock's chasing after Moriarty and leaving John behind in the process. Lestrade is charged with picking up the pieces while navigating the landmines associated with the Holmes brothers. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Shameless smut and angst.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,121 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Sherlock: Fancy Dress by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Mycroft Holmes doesn't attend fancy dress parties. But an opportunity to annoy his brother and his sudden boyfriend is too good a thing to miss. He doesn't count on DI Lestrade dressing... well, like THAT. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2011 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Sherlock: Cups On Couches by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The first story in the "Impact" series. Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes are both lonely men. A chance encounter at 221B could lead to something more. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Diplomacy by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
After Mycroft meets Detective Inspector Lestrade he invites him to lunch. Pre-Mystrade because I have so many Mystraders as friends .
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Not Fade Away by Sidney Sussex reviews
WARNING for character death. Lestrade tries to call Sherlock. Sherlock prefers to text. One-shot. Barely more than a drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Umbrella Conundrum by sparly503 reviews
Taking advantage of a rare weekend with Mycroft, Lestrade fills it with suggestive comments, silly questions and stepping out into the rain. Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Lists by Sidney Sussex reviews
TRIGGER WARNING for suicidal ideation. Lestrade makes lists of reasons to live. John helps.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Kel Takes a Tumble by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
One-shot. Set a little after 'A Marriage of Convenience.' Kel comes to Wyldon's office with paperwork, and much canoodling ensues.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
In which Kel receives a letter and loses her temper. Short story set after the end of the Scanran War. Totally unrelated to This Heart of Mine, just something quick and fun to get into the KW groove. There can never be too much KW! :D T to be safe.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
Un Éléphant Qui Se Balançait by Sidney Sussex reviews
John and Lestrade find something besides evidence at a crime scene. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
This Madness We Share by ImpishTubist reviews
Lestrade is tired of John ending up in the hospital on account of Sherlock. John/Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Your Friends Closer by Morgan Stuart reviews
Caught up in the whirlwind of Sherlock's life, John had become allied with Lestrade, but not exactly acquainted with the man. It took Moriarty to teach him what he really needed to know about the detective inspector.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Getting old together by Jhaernyl reviews
It's not the way they thought things would go but it's the one they end up living / unbetaed - searching for beta
Cold Case - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lilly R., N. Vera
Taken by wildwordwomyn reviews
Dave Rossi takes Hotch out to dinner, with surprising results.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 6,302 - Follows: 7,321 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Life by Shhasow reviews
Lord Wyldon of Cavall and Keladry of Mindelan - their life story together, moving slowly.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,380 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Keladry, Wyldon - Complete
Finding Himself by S. S. IDGET reviews
CH 26 UP!Post OOTP: AU: Harry leaves Britian for the summer, and journeys to America without alerting anyone.Join him for adventures and new friends,but even Harry can't have a normal vacation as the OOTP and DEs search for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,168 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hollow by JennMel reviews
Obi-Wan has always had a secret. And Qui-Gon could not, must not, ever know. If he did, then they would never even make it to Tatooine, let alone deal with the rest to come. One perfect possible future, that's all Obi-Wan needed to achieve...that's all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Challenge to the Mandate of Heaven by KaleidoscopeKreation reviews
AU pre-TPM. Only men can become Jedi. It's a fact of the galaxy, something unquestioned... up till now. With a war raging between Jedi and Sith, one ex-Jedi's daughter decides to defy the Law and fight- but can she keep her secret when she falls in love?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,726 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - M. Windu - Complete
Prison of the Mind by The Modern Prometheus reviews
Not your average Harry goes to prison story. After the final battle Harry is thrown in prison and forgotten by society but he hasn't given up yet and neither has Voldemort! Mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Coming Home by Christine34 reviews
When Amanda is released from captivity as a hostage Sarek helps her to recover from the events. Still in progress, but nearly finished. A lot of thanks go to Selek who always takes the time to help me
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Amanda G., Sarek
The Defiant Ones by wcgreen reviews
Keep in mind that this is a package deal," Cragen told them. "If either of you can't cut it, you're both gone. Don't bother complaining—I won't listen." Follows the story "Corrosive" in this series
Crossover - Law and Order & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
A Midwinter Carol by Quatre-sama reviews
One Midwinter, an idle comment made by Kel leads to something Wyldon had not actively considered...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Wyldon, Keladry - Complete
Defining Beauty by AAnitab reviews
When Nichols and Wheeler have to go to a formal city dinner, eyes are opened and definitions are changed. He's certainly not letting her out of his arms until she believes it completely. Zach/Megan romantic smut. I am the queen.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - M. Wheeler, Z. Nichols
Old Friends by Albus Paulson reviews
Imagine a world where Dumbledore and Grindelwald never had the opportunity to interact. In this world, Albus Dumbledore made friends with a boy named John Abrams. Follow them during their lives as they face the world, for this is their story. ADJA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - OC, Albus D.
Look What the Wave Dragged In by AAnitab reviews
Calleigh/Frank romance, set in an alternate version of Crime Wave, i.e. Speedle's alive, etc. This is what happens when someone's restraint gets swept away. Updated with two new chapters. C/F romantic smut. Shared universe with Gatekeeper's Miami fic.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Calleigh D., Frank T. - Complete
How Albus Got his Groove Back by Not-Willing-to-Admit reviews
Formerly The Weekend and Madame Esme. Albus Dumbledore thought that defeating Gellert was the hardest thing he had ever done. That was until a rather shy Dumbledore attempted to acquire a date for Elphias Doge's party. Postdefeat of Grindelwald Era. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,923 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breath of Life by Shujin1 reviews
Sequel to HPaDI. The Chamber of Secrets has reopened and both students and teachers are swept into Harry's issues with the Incarnates. Act, and he loses his life to Death. Don't act and the consequences may just be the same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,932 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P., OC
In the Clockface, Weighted and Weary by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. When Dumbledore gives Harry a choice between life & death in King's Cross station, he chooses a third option. Now Harry faces stopping two wars before they even happen, because he can't accept what is in store for the world. HarryAriana.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Albus D., Harry P.
An OldFashioned Gentleman by Slash4Femme reviews
It had been a long time since another man had made T.C. Fornell feel hot and bothered.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Ducky M., T.C. Fornell - Complete
Letters from Home by lucindadixon reviews
An envelope emblazoned with a familiar logo. Bold, black printing. A Jersey postmark. Him. A letter...from him. House/Cameron. AU. Takes place several months after Cameron quits in Role Model.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
The Blacks I:Winds of Change by Maud Greyluck reviews
AU: Did Walburga Black ever had a heart? What could be different if she had? What could happen if Harry never grew up at the Dursleys? How his life would look like if he was a Black? DH compliant. Ch19: Winds of Change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 212,625 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forgiveness by MadScientistGirl reviews
Wilson quits his job, and only sometime later does Wilson realize that maybe he is the one that should ask for forgiveness.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Five on a Platter by knapper reviews
A Forensic Anthropologist draws Goren's attention while the Detectives investigate a very cold case. Chapter 6 up. They blended in with all the other couples out strolling along the waterfront.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,058 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
A Good end to a Bad Week by AAnitab reviews
Post Ep: Renewal. Mike's been having one hellaciously bad week. When Carolyn Barek finds him in a bar, that's all about to change. He's not about to let her leave him again, now is he? Mike/Carolyn Romantic smut.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - C. Barek, M. Logan - Complete
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 461 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the HalfBlood Prince by DailyProphetEditor reviews
What do you do when your best friend's murderer turns up and claims to be innocent? What do you do when you realise you start trusting him again? What do you do when you fall in love against your will and with a man half your age? My Book 7, much AU to DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10103 - Favs: 14,581 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by EnchantedApril reviews
Sequel to Saints and Saviors. The continuation of House and Cameron's relationship, as they settle into what they like to consider a normal life. EPILOGUE UP June3rd COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,393 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The End of All Things by MaryStacy reviews
My own idea of what canon should be in the end...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Saints and Saviors by EnchantedApril reviews
Cameron has quit, but she returns to the hospital under unfortunate circumstances and House is forced to confront his feelings for her along with dealing with Vogler, Cuddy and the rest of his staff at PPTH. EPILOGUE IS UP...COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,568 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The Only Truth by MaryStacy reviews
How would you react when the man you have fallen in love with now shares his deepest secret with you? Part of the Catching Fireflies series.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 1,436 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Acceptable by Everbliss reviews
...Because without you, I'm nothing...[RoyxRiza, spoilers to movie]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Tween the Lines by yen the nut reviews
Was previously named "A Fic for a Wonderful Ship." Now, completed. (waves Sa Am flag) A fic about my most favorite ST couple - Sarek & Amanda.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
Eleanor Rigby by Bicoastal reviews
A change in the weather brings two very different people together. BLH Moved to new account
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2004
Blood by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Harry is swept away from Hogwarts and finds himself falling into a seductive darkness, yet all he really wants is to go home... SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,004 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Minor Fall, Major Lift by season5girl reviews
A peer into one of Jack and Stephen's evening concerts, though this one turns out a bit differently. SLASH RR, please do!
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2004
Rubber Sword by Milareppa reviews
AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/22/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Case of the Haunted Hospital by Mistress Arion reviews
SLASH WARNING!!!! H/W. Events at a local hospital frighten Watson almost out of his wits. When Holmes finds the situation funny, their relationship changes in a way neither could have expected.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
The Mind's Journey Home by SwampGirl reviews
A sad Shang begins his journey home
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2001 - Published: 11/17/2000 - Complete
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Screams reviews
He still heard their screams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Words Can't Say reviews
[Jim Brass x Catherine Willows] A Mothers' Day commemorative fic.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Jim B., Catherine W. - Complete
Subtle reviews
BrassNick Be subtle .... Loose tongues lose lives.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Jim B., Nick S. - Complete
Maggots reviews
[Brass x Catherine][Grissom x Sara] Love and Maggots
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
White Washed Walls reviews
Jim Brass x Sara Sidle After being shot at a crime scene, Brass reveals something to Sara that turns her life upside down.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Jim B., Sara S. - Complete
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