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Joined 02-11-11, id: 2745245, Profile Updated: 12-06-13
Author has written 15 stories for Primeval, Psychoville, and Hunger Games.

archive account for all my old fanfictions

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I Owe You One, A Tobuscus Fanfic by ExTrA-fAnCy-PaPeRcutZ reviews
A girl goes to Vidcon to meet her favorite youtube stars, She meets Toby turner, but in not in the way she would expect. She was hoping for an autograph but gets so much more! Disclaimer : this story is not mine
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 21,308 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7731 - Favs: 8,185 - Follows: 7,711 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Headlong Into The Abyss by Jenetica reviews
"I never thought it possible," Hannibal wondered aloud. "People like me, psychopaths and our ilk, we do not feel emotions the way normal people do. I certainly can never feel anything the way you feel it. My life, up to this point, has been a game of survival, a test of how far I can push humanity before it pushed back." First-time-bottom!Hannibal, fluff, and smut.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
NoteBook by Unic0rn-H0bbit reviews
When Kurt tranfers to Dalton the last thing his expects is to be roomed with a beautiful boy who refuses to talk. No one knows why, but maybe Kurt can open him up? And maybe he'll find something he's been looking for all along...but some of the Dalton students have other ideas. Klaine fiction. Warnings above each chapter. Contains smut and bad cursing. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,767 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scarred by hyrew reviews
Originally in my Niff Prompts as "Jeff cuts himself for the first time". Warning: Self-harm
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 1: Paved with love by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mummy Lestrade by MrTails reviews
DI Lestrade has found himself in possession of two little boys. Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,107 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Therapy by Squabble reviews
Lester finally decides that the team needs bonding therapy. Takes place in Series 4. Dedicated to Carlough. NOW COMPLETE.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,434 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Prehistoric Park by rika08 reviews
just think jurassic park with primeval characters. LEster has summoned a group of skilled poeple to survey his island. But Helen has other plans in mind. Can Nick and the others survive? Cutter/Claudia, Backer/Jess, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt. enjoy :
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Back To December by lovingthis reviews
Fic based on Taylor Swift's song. Some things you can't change. You can't go back. However much you wish. You have to hope that those you've hurt will find it in them to forgive you. And that you will forgive yourself. Follows This Is Letting Go.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Becker - Complete
Team building by will-dont-read-my-fics-pls-thx reviews
Just a little story like no other! If you are going to tell me it is weird please don't because I get the point but feel fre to tell me it is bad! If you like wizard and confusing'ness' read ahead my dear...
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
52 Weeks In The Life Of Jecker by Primevalrocx reviews
A year in the life of Jess/Becker as they become a couple and face some challenges normal life, and working in the ARC throws at them. Full summary inisde. Jess/Becker
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,717 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
Appearances by emmylouuwho reviews
Alternate version of the end of the bomb scene in 4.06. Jess/Becker of course.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Elise by My Wonky Socks reviews
An unexpected phone call throws Jess' world into chaos and brings her into the life of a very special little girl. Based off of Formspring RP, Dedicated to saresare for her help and talking me into writing it. Jesker established.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Roses and Thorns by Sahara Rose 101 reviews
Basically, my version on how Becker and Jess end up together. It will also have Abby/Connor. Beware of fluff. There will be some angst because honestly, what relationship - especially one on a show like this- goes smoothly? Jesker fic.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,424 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Enchanting To Meet You by My Wonky Socks reviews
Jess/Becker-inspired a great deal by formspring. Jess falls for the ARC's military captain, does he feel the same? Story better than description, promise!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
It's you I love Jess by Nattkitten14 reviews
Awesome story plz read. Jecker romance- awwww! Adventure in the 7th chapter! lol!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Jess P., Becker
Mecker? by will-dont-read-my-fics-pls-thx reviews
Don't worry it's not Matt and Becker, although I could make a Matt/Becker bromance okay maybe not ! May has always had her eyes on Becker. Based on 'Shake it' by Metro Station. Sorry for the bad name and description!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Becker - Complete
My very cherry Becker by will-dont-read-my-fics-pls-thx reviews
"Okay, just to tell you we have all been invited to fancy dress party next Sunday" said Abby. Can this fancy dress party go as well as Jess hopes it will? You will just have to read to find out :D
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Driven by will-dont-read-my-fics-pls-thx reviews
"Go away" screamed Becker. Jess started to tease him.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Jess goes on Take me out by will-dont-read-my-fics-pls-thx reviews
Jessic Parker from London, welcome to Take me out
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Becker - Complete
A Chance Meeting by Sahara Rose 101 reviews
AU. 13 year old Becker goes to the local park one day and makes a new friend. One shot only.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
Bagging Area by nothingwithorange reviews
Becker joins Jess, Connor and Abby on the weekly shop. Includes carrots, screwdrivers and slight jealous!Becker.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Connor T., Jess P. - Complete
Financial Security by JeckerLove reviews
"You'd make a great bank robber Jess." "I'll consider it." Alternate universe where Jess is a bank robber with the rest of the team. Jess/Becker with some Abby/Connor.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
An Unlikely Hero by The.Evil.Squirrel reviews
Jess/Becker! A Neovenator escapes through an anomaly into a forest next to a little village. Can Jess save Becker from the deadly creature? Better than it sounds!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
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Who are you backing? reviews
NO SPOILERS INCLUDED! It's the 117th Hunger Games. You are the audiance, sponsors and game-makers. 24 tributes, who will you bet on. REVIEW TO SEND THEM SUPPLIES AND CHOSE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES! YOU DECIDE! Rated T for later violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Other tributes
Computer Crash reviews
Jess and Becker are working on computers and Jess's crashes. She loves computers, but even computer genius's get stumped sometimes. Becker tries to help her fix it. please Read and Review.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
But otherwise I'll never know reviews
Sequel to "Probably Shouldn't Speak". Dedicated to my reviewers AND The.Evil.Squirrel as and early birthday present : Enjoy! R&R
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Probably Shouldn't Speak reviews
Becker doesn't feel the same way as Jess, she knows that. But now she has a choice to make... Will she speak up or let him get away withou knowing how she truely feels. Rated K. Romance and Hurt/Comfort but probably more hurt than comfort R&R please! :
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Lost your balance on a tightrope… reviews
A Taylor Swift songfic. Jealousy, fear, anger, guilt and most importantly love. Everything you could want from a Jecker fic. Read to find out what happens in this rollercoaster of a romance! rated T for later chapters. R&R, please!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Jess P., Becker
Shouldn't She Know? reviews
It takes something bad happening to jess for becker to realise that he's in love with her. If only there was another way... 2 endings to suit you; happy or sad.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Alternate World reviews
It's an alternate world, where the primeval team are... ASSASSINS! But one job may not go to plan... It seems their target knows what they are up to. Jecker, Memily, Cabby. Rated T for death No duh! They're assassins! R&R :D
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011
Never Too Late reviews
It's never too late to find love... and it's never too late to save love. Jeremy Goode finds this out when he meets a woman called Felicity and her, ummm, mute musician? Mute musician... now who does that remind me of... Dedicated to my friend freya! :D
Psychoville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Like Toy Soldiers reviews
Song-ish fic. Jess tries to help Becker with his problems, but she has a very special way of doing it. Dedicated to EllieSmile so she doen't leave Fanfiction.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Virtual Interuptions reviews
Texts, calls and MSN chats between the A.R.C team. Lots of Jecker, set when they are a couple. :D Now with little Beckers.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Upside Down reviews
A 13 year old girl comes into the lives of the A.R.C team and they turn her life upside down, fortunatly the outcome helps Jess and Becker realise how much they need each other. yes this is based on me slighty-ish
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
claustrophobia reviews
the team get trapped in some very tight spaces and have to try and escape, slight Jecker and mainly from jess' point of veiw.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Infection reviews
When a strange infection takes over the A.R.C it's up to Jess and Becker to save them, when something happens to Jess, will Becker finally admit his feelings?
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Fairy Tales reviews
Jecker. when becker finds Jess' fanfiction stories, what will happen
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
The Embarrassing Moment reviews
Jess walks in on Lester dancing around his office, so she videos it and that video manages to make its way onto the internet. Lester finds out and he is not happy. Slight bit of Jecker at the end.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jess P. - Complete