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Author has written 5 stories for Red vs. Blue, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

'Sup bitches?

I'm just a nerd with a passion for video games (particularly halo) and who apparently loves not updating my 2 YEAR OLD profile! And another thing: If you like Red vs Blue, you have absolutely come to the right place.

So I've been looking through my (shitty) fanfictions, and I realized: "I effing suck at keeping people in character!" You may notice I've been MIA for like 6 months. In that time I've made an effort to improve my writing (and my art) as much as I could. Now I'm deleting my old stories that I don't think represent my style and quality. I'm legit now, guys.

ATTENTION: THOSE OF YOU WHO ACTUALLY ENJOY MY OLD STUFF, PM ME AND I WILL NOT REMOVE IT. HOWEVER, I WILL MAKE MAJOR EDITS TO THE DIALOGUE AND POSSIBLY THE PLOT.

Now, let's move on, shall we?


Stories:

Incomplete:

1. Ashes: SCHEDULED FOR DELETION

2. A matter of a bit more than minor confusion (I hate this title...): SCHEDULED FOR DELETION

3. What brought me here: SCHEDULED FOR DELETION

4. Project Freelancer: The Untold Chapters (I am seeing a recurring pattern of long titles... sorry.): IN NEED OF SEVERE EDITING

5. Stained Glass: ON HIATUS

Oneshots/Drabbles:

1. Don't Call Me Connie: ALSO IN NEED OF SEVERE EDITING

2. Not Worth It: Ah... my first RvB story! Also my first one shot! I like the idea of the story, but I don't think I'll be writing further chapters. So it's completed, and it's staying right where it is.

3. The Delicate Subject Of Christmas: This is the first story I've written that even makes me slightly amused. I'm keeping this one.

4. Allison: DELETED (I'm actually rewriting this with a completely different story line and method of poetry. The last one apparently made a few people emotional, so that's my goal for the new one)

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Reach: Winterbirth by Marianne Bennet reviews
Who would have thought that trying to save Reach could give a somewhat damaged, very chatty Six a chance to save herself? Six/Carter. Warning: will deviate from canon.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,953 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/21/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Carter-A259/Noble One
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Acceleration Waltz by TwistedGoth reviews
AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,746 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Germany, America
Fighting Gravity by CrazygurlMadness reviews
The land of Hylia is being torn asunder by civil war, from the dunes of Twilight to the lush hills of Calatia. When Captain Link of the Hylian Alliance recovers the imperial princess in a crashed airship during a storm, he ends up embroiled in a situation no training could possibly prepare him for. AU, Zelink, Midnark, Sci-Fi/Fantasy COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 194,179 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Link, Zelda, Nabooru, Midna - Complete
Hyrule Academy by WhiteXIII reviews
Zelda never thought about love in her high school career. That is, until she met her best friend's older brother, Link. And to make matters worse, strange things are starting to happen. As if trying to graduate high school wasn't hard enough! ZELINK. AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,210 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Zelda, Link]
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Red vs Blue: After the Recon III by Stelladea reviews
Two of the most powerful Freelancers are loose, and with them a handful of AIs run amok. The Reds and Blues with a few other comrades along the way fight to take down what remains of Project Freelancer once and for all... but, knowing these guys, they'll screw things up royally one way or another...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,424 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Adventure of Caboose's Purple Person by ihavereallycurlyhair reviews
Something's happening at Blue Base with Caboose! The Reds are clueless, and the Blues aren't noticing his secret plans. He never got his purple best friend! And now, he's bent on finding one-whatever it takes. Even bringing...a girl! M for swears, later romance
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,870 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Mystery by TwisterSlayer reviews
Tex gets knocked out and wakes up finding herself with a person she least expected. OOC Caboose. T rated to be safe. Red vs Blue couple Tex/Caboose.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - M. Caboose, Tex/Allison
In Spades by ArixaBell reviews
Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Red vs Blue: Before the Recon by Stelladea reviews
Before Red vs. Blue, there was Project Freelancer. The Freelancers, already subjected to a highly competitive environment, become suspicious after the Director makes an odd but strategic collaboration. What exactly did they sign themselves up for?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,707 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4054 - Favs: 5,583 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Red vs Blue: After the Recon II by Stelladea reviews
As they take a vacation from the war, the Blood Gulchers find that their holiday is anything but a break from the madness. For some reason, CIA Agents and Freelancers keep getting in the way of their relaxation...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 50,239 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
G I R L F R I E N D by Illusion fox reviews
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo had a girlfriend. You, on the other hand, were his girl friend. Funny how one little space between a word can make such a difference, huh? SpainXFem!Reader, Genderbends, Human Names, and a twinge of VariousXFem!Reader. Review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Spain
Set Course for Fail by ShadowedSerenity reviews
Follow Noble Team on wacky adventures that hold no relevance at all! Thats right its all fun and games now and hopefully someone will get hurt!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Irregularly Scheduled Maintenance by skywalker05 reviews
She asks to be repaired and he complies very carefully, because he knows that war breaks people in even stranger ways than he does.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sarge, Tex/Allison - Complete
Here, Kitty Kitty by ParabolaOfMystery reviews
RvB Freelancer. Inspired by many, many tumblr posts: Wash gets a cat. And York is not very excited about it. To be continued?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Wash, York
Resurfaced Memory by Aria Soul reviews
Agent Washington thought his fight was over when he "Retired" to join the Blue team. But when an old freind arrives at Blood Gulch, Wash realizes that his past isn't that easy to forget. And maybe he doesn't want to...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011
Unit 47o by ddude41 reviews
based on red vs blue. during the great war another organization besides project freelancer was working to create super soldiers. the result was Unit 47o, however, unknown to them, the enhancements that made their men great, would prove to be their undoing
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
Cat's Pajamas by SpoonyAzul reviews
Agent Texas was always cynical about Valentine's Day. Until something showed up in her room in a cardboard box.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Tex/Allison, M. Caboose - Complete
Hit List by zestycrouton reviews
AU. It all started as a typical day at Ordon High, until a sudden school shooting turns the life of Link Hero upside down. Now, surrounded by enemies, can Link save his friends and escape the school alive?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 190,888 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Take Me Under by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is exiled to France. He does not get on the plane and refuses to go to either Paris, Marseille, or Rouen. Instead he takes a taxi to a little speck of a town. He meets Mr. Kirkland. It goes from there. AU, UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Five Conversations Carolina and York Won't Have by ajremix reviews
RvB. Exactly what the title says. Set in a nebulous Season 10 that will never happen.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Let's Catch Santa by firerwolf reviews
Sarge making the rest of red team help him catch the bearded intruder Santa breaking into red base.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Full Course by merrow reviews
Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,701 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Things to do in Halo when your bored by Insanepyro reviews
Just read it and dont be a flamer. Title explains everything else. Rated T for just in case
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011
Red vs Blue: After the Recon by Stelladea reviews
After the Director's capture and arrest, the boys are back at Blood Gulch getting ready for their bi-annual vacation from the war. I don't know about you, but "the boys" and "vacation" in the same context don't exactly sound like a safe combination...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,814 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Ramparts by skywalker05 reviews
So that's how they found themselves huddled together on Carolina's bed, backs against the wall, singing every American anthem they could think of. Wash/CT and maybe York/Carolina if you really want it to be, ensemble if you don't.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Wash, CT - Complete
Reconciliation by skywalker05 reviews
Wash is seeing dead people. Sarge has thirty-seven plans for that.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Wash, Sarge - Complete
Distractions by virusq reviews
Love makes you stupid. Femshep/Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
The Best in the World by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew first walks into the coffeehouse and meets a barista who makes the best hot chocolate in the world. Three years later, he realizes that the hot chocolate wasn't the only best thing in the world in the coffee shop. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2011 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
The Ghost by Until We Have Faces reviews
After watching a horror movie, Church and the rest of Blue Team are unable to fall asleep due to the storm and the fear that there is a ghost lurking somehwere in the base. Rated T for language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
Of Perception and Discernment by Lady Greenbrier reviews
While at Rosings, Colonel Fitzwilliam uses his military knowledge to unravel the mystery of Darcy's feelings for Miss Elizabeth Bennet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
You're A God by redtrouble reviews
FemShep/Joker. Mostly T, some M-rated intimacy. Joker is in love with Commander Shepard, and his feelings have grown so much, he's not sure he can contain them. Funny thing is... she just might feel the same.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
An American Pastime by OrangePlum reviews
Canada wants to know why America loves baseball so much. England deviously decides to get America to explain to the public if he is a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why Darcy Shouldn't Speak by kusachi-chan reviews
Modern AU. What happens when Darcy is asked by the professor to describe Elizabeth in five words? Chaos and fluff will ensue.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Back To School by Does You No Good reviews
We all know how terrible Shepard is at driving. She somehow ropes Joker into teaching her how to handle the ground vehicles. You can bet he regrets it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Shipwrecks by virusq reviews
Shepard is tired of EDI's driving. Jeff has a solution. Femshep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Serenade Scrap by virusq reviews
In the heat of battle, Shepard belts out a ballad, much to the confusion of her squad. Implied Femshep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Truth or Dare: SPARTAN style by AFewBricksShortOFALoad reviews
Blue team decides to play a game of truth or dare. Mild adult content in later chapters. Has swearing, alchohol and may have adult situations in later chapters. Better summary inside.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
A Wild Night by Martienne reviews
Simmons finds out he isn't quite himself when he drinks to impress a girl. Originally written for Taming the Muse on LJ. Rated for language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2011 - D. Simmons, D. Grif
Flashpoint by Martienne reviews
AU - When Freelancer Agent Texas is captured on a Covenant ship, her will is tested against that of the Prophet. Originally written for Taming the Muse on LJ. Rated for language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Give em Hell by virusq reviews
Before heading off to her death in Omega 4, Shepard left a message for her only child - a certain adopted krogan. Years after her death, Wrex watches the video. Again and again. Implied Femshep/Wrex.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - U. Wrex, Shepard (F) - Complete
Best Rescue Ever by virusq reviews
Zaeed recounts a tale of rescuing Shepard. Language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Zaeed M., Jack - Complete
Plus Five Cunning by virusq reviews
A dwarf and a pilot walk into a bar...
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Joker, Varric T. - Complete
On London's Stage by faeriesnook reviews
AU: Getting lost while on a tour of London was not something that Alfred had planned. Neither was stumbling into a theater and coming across an paint-splattered Brit reciting Hamlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - America, England/Britain
On The Merits Of Aquatics by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland has always had an irrational fear of the water. So when a false scare at the hospital puts some perspective into his life, he plans to take up swimming lessons... from the cockiest and most obnoxious lifeguard in the city.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/13/2011 - America, England/Britain
Subtlety by embyr-75 reviews
He dreamt of her in the nights...sometimes of her sitting up on the mountain alone, waiting for someone whose face he was afraid to glimpse for fear it was not his. AsheixShad
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,110 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ashei, Shad
One Must Descend From Somewhere by skywalker05 reviews
Noble Team is under siege by snow, and everyone's got a story to tell...although Emile's definition of the word "story" is a bit loose. Ensemble, Jorge/Six.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
Cereal Killer by virusq reviews
Gardner and Grunt wreak havok in the kitchen in order to inspire a budget raise.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/27/2011 - U. Grunt, Miranda L. - Complete
Sing to Me by virusq reviews
Commander Shepard wants a theme song.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Pancakes by virusq reviews
Joker muses over his role in his relationship with Shepard. Femshep/Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
I Miss the Mako by virusq reviews
Shepard visits the Normandy crash site.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Sardines by iluvobiwan91 reviews
An AU one-shot scenario set during Jane and Elizabeth's stay at Netherfield during the former's brief illness. A rainy day forces the party to amuse themselves and a little drama ensues between a certain two. Darcy/Elizabeth Inspired by the 2005 film
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Si Vis Amari Ama by iwantyourovaries reviews
"And you're just a prettypretty princess who never got the happilyeverafter, because those are only for the smart girls, don'cha know?" Drabble, Sister-centric
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - K. Grif - Complete
Now and Forever by FFGirl15 reviews
Seventeen-year-old Princess Zelda has been arranged to be married to a strange man by her father. But after meeting a certain rancher boy, she'll realize she can't marry this strange man. What happens when the king doesn't approve of her refusal? ZeLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,995 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Link, Zelda
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Heard That by OrangePlum reviews
After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Moment With Miranda by redtrouble reviews
One-shot. Miranda summons Shepard to talk, but it isn't about ship business. Miranda knows Shepard's secret, and carries a secret of her own. The two girls find unexpected comfort in each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Ascendancy by xSweetTea reviews
Noble Team gets a break, and Noble Six finally tries to catch up on sleep. Unfortunately for her, a certain Spartan with a skull engraved helmet is restless and won't shut up. ONESHOT. Read and review please!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
You See, It All Started With the Economy by OrangePlum reviews
"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
You Say Tomato by OrangePlum reviews
England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scientia Est by Edgar Night reviews
Shad is discovered sneaking into the royal library. R&R, bitte! WARNING: May cause you to crave tea. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Zelda, Shad - Complete
I Language You by OrangePlum reviews
After an unforeseen occurrence, America finds himself with a strange little crush on Hong Kong. Too bad he doesn't talk much. Perhaps he just doesn't speak English? The hero takes it upon himself to breach the language barrier.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2010 - America, Hong Kong - Complete
Red vs Blue: Reconnaissance by Stelladea reviews
Alternate continuation of the plot after the Blood Gulch Chronicles: The boys, back in Blood Gulch, find out they are needed for Command's mission to arrest the Director. Command just needs info at first, but the gang finds much more than just facts...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,054 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
The Goddesses Punishment by ZeldaLover29 reviews
Hyrule is at peace. But The Goddesses Aren't. So they are punished. But what is a suitable punishment? Why, to raise the three Chosen Ones from the age of 2, or course. Rated T for later chapters. Wow, that sounded better in my head. Read it anyway!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,591 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Din, Nayru - Complete
After School Special by mutemockingjay reviews
It all started in detention. And although he had loved her for as long as he could remember, actions definitely spoke louder than words. Church/Tex
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
If I never asked, would you tell me? by marinoa reviews
It all began when a French boy found a bench and an English boy sitting on it. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Invasion Domestic by calciseptine reviews
Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Valentine's Day by virusq reviews
It's Valentine's Day aboard the SR2 Normandy. Saving the galaxy from Reapers is easy. Buying gifts may just well be hell. Joker/FemShep, implied Miranda/Jacob.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Brother, Please Save Me From This Pedophile by last letter reviews
Ludwig's sexuality is roughly that of a potato's; his only wish is to study in peace. Alfred is but a sack of raging hormones; his life's work is being cool. They are two different people with just one similarity - they are both dumb. Rome/Ger, Russia/USA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Germany, America
The Heroes Ball by Flame Soldier reviews
Zelda throws a ball and invites the members of the Resistance. An unwilling Ashei is dragged along and soon finds herself jealous of Zelda. But is that just because of the attention the princess is getting from a certain scholar? ZeldaxShadxAshei triangle
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ashei, Shad
A Little Carried Away by zestycrouton reviews
AU Oneshot. "Alright class, this is officially your discussion time. Feel free to ask any questions you want to, as long as they're appropriate, and have to do with history." If only teaching Hyrule's history was that simple...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Shattered by BlitzenFalke reviews
This is a simple HaloStarwars AU crossover that I came up with a while ago. Rated T for Violence and Language. Rating may go up in the future. R & R please! Update: Changed the title to something that fits better.
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Revan
Regular Morning Rituals and Antics by Aseret Kitsune reviews
Second: It’s morning, the blondes are making out, Grif’s barely awake, Simmons is amused, and Sarge is doing something important you don’t need to be briefed on.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
School Days Haze by Aseret Kitsune reviews
High School: The Oddest Frontier
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007
It's Easier to Hate Others by Aseret Kitsune reviews
[RvB. Rating due to change. Slash, het, gen] Just some stories. Thirty seventh one: Grif and Donut, while in the afterglow, get to discussing what they’ve used in the past as lubricant.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006
Time’s Not a Line, It’s like a Wheel by Aseret Kitsune reviews
RvB. Church gets Donut to hit him with a baseball bat to he can go back in time to save his and Grif’s relationship. Which he ruined, by the way, because he was drunk.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Life is but a Game Within a Dream or by Aseret Kitsune reviews
School is Never Cool. RvB Au. Slash, het. High school is full of pain, tears, heartache, virginity, and sex. Also, relationships, unrequited love, family, and the inability to say those three words that either make or break a relationship.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,687 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Out of the Gray & Into the Black by AJ Rayne reviews
The sequel to 'Somewhere in Between'. The Princess Azula has become a fugitive from the Fire Nation. In opposite ends of the world, Zuko and Sokka must act quickly to stop her from bringing an end to her brother's reign. ZukoKatara, SokkaToph
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,751 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Zuko, Sokka
Embarrassed Meeting by foreverlight reviews
Roy's calls an emergency meeting that ends with Riza in his arms
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,641 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Somewhere in Between by AJ Rayne reviews
Set in the future. After the end of the war, the Fire Nation is in crisis and to mend the broken land, Katara is put in a position she never expected to be in: Fire Lady. The first in a series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Since You've Been Gone by zestycrouton reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to the Saria while Link was away?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Saria
Semiparental Advice by demon of causality reviews
Sarge and Simmons have a talk. Slash. GrifSimmons. Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs Blue.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
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Stained glass reviews
The history of Balanchine High runs deep, and few now remember what dark secrets are hidden behind walls and locked behind doors, but what has once happened can never be undone, and secrets always have a way of making themselves known...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Canada, America
The delicate subject of Christmas reviews
RvB: Christmas is such a... delicate subject in blood gulch. Just ask Tucker; his head is still stuck in the television set. NO SLASH. OC/Caboose.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - L. Tucker, M. Caboose - Complete
Project Freelancer: The Untold Chapters reviews
The director never trusted me. One day he-strangely-intrusted me with a special AI responsibility that he refused to talk about. But I am determined to know just what this voice in my head is. There's just one thing I don't know: Who is Allison?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Maine/Meta
Don't call me Connie reviews
Because it's Connecticut. We've got state names now. And did you ever hear of a state called Connie? ...Didn't think so.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2011 - CT, Wash
Not worth it reviews
Red vs Blue oneshot. When Carolina joins the blues to get revenge on the Director, she gets a little more than she bargained for, that just happens to be in the form of a pink wearing soldier and a makeover!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Carolina, F. Donut - Complete
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