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Currently: Worldbuilding

So, hello there!

I'm a caucasian from California who went to college for psychology and came out an English major. I might have gone for anthropology if I'd thought of it in time.

My interests are varied, but include alternate history, non-standard intelligence, non-human intelligence (space aliens, elephants, New Caledonian crows, etc. (1)), and well thought out crossovers.

I would be interested in beta-ing for someone.

My pet peeves (oh, I'll still read your stuff. I'll just complain loudly while I do it):

- Misuse of Latin plurals. A millennium is one thousand years; "millennia" means two thousand or more.

- Eidetic memory. While there have been many claims to "photographic memory," it has never actually been scientifically proven in an individual. This isn't to say that such a thing could never exist, but it frustrates me the way this trait is simply tacked on in the course of mentioning how smart a character is. First of all, if your character is smart you should show-not-tell; secondly, that half-decade your character spent with a secret order of mnemonic monks is a much cooler origin for his or her memory superpower; and thirdly and most importantly, if you have a character with this sort of ability, it ought to have a profound effect on how that person sees the world, because most people do not have this perspective.

- Decimated. Means "removed one tenth of." There's still 90% left. No, seriously. Back before the use of gunpowder weapons, losing ten percent of your army was a big deal. If your troops are an elite squad (like, say, the x-men), that means you've permanently lost one or two of your main characters, depending on the size of said squad. Dead, never coming back, completely Jossed, end of story. If, on the other hand, you started with an army one thousand strong, that means you are now writing one hundred letters to families, arranging one hundred military funerals, coming up with words for one hundred eulogies to prove that those men and women died under the orders of someone who actually cared. This may not seem like a crushing defeat to someone who plays a lot of Starcraft, but if an officer's command was decimated, he or she would often surrender. I know the dictionary says that you can use "decimated" to mean "destroyed," but if you've got a word that can mean either "one specific state mentioned nowhere else in the English language" or "that thing there are a whole lot of synonyms for," ...well, I just think it's mildly unethical to disregard the original meaning of the word like that. Try "eviscerated" ...it means "ripped the intestines out of," so now they're scrabbling on the floor bleeding to death as you look on in satisfaction.

(1) yes, of course dolphins! I didn't want to mention them because they're obvious...

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lost in the woods (and I wander alone) by black.k.kat reviews
[COMPLETE] In the aftermath of the Akatsuki's attempt to capture Naruto, Kiba makes a choice. It's not a good one, but someone has to make it, and it may as well be him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/7 - [Kiba I., Neji H.] Genma S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 209,655 - Reviews: 5328 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 4,346 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,723 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 135 - Words: 655,693 - Reviews: 18002 - Favs: 11,963 - Follows: 11,718 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Adventures with Aurors by unlikely2 reviews
Post war. Being an Auror is really not a glamorous occupation. Parallel world after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,053 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 9/30/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 7876 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 4,560 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Tabula Avatar by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Crossover of BtVS with Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn. When Willow loses the memory crystal during 'Tabula Rasa' the Trio find it and download the stored personalities into BG2. The Scoobies find themselves trapped in a strange and lethal world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 486,575 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 10/15/2009
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 4,631 - Follows: 5,897 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Noble Heart by Rocket Axxonu reviews
While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,402 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Heretic by black.k.kat reviews
At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Still In(,) The Mirror by Lilgreenman reviews
A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33294 - Favs: 20,681 - Follows: 16,338 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Five Years by darkling59 reviews
After waking up to a life he thought he'd left behind, Starrk's search for answers takes him from the depths of Hueco Mundo to the Human World and beyond. He meets some interesting people along the way and, despite his best efforts, reluctantly becomes involved in the conflict that nearly killed him- which will not officially start for another five years. Time Travel (with a twist)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,064 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - C. Stark, Ichigo K., J. Ukitake, T. Harribel
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Shades and Echoes by auberus11 reviews
AU. Duncan meets Adam Pierson a bit earlier than he did in the show, and promptly takes the 'new' Immortal under his wing. UPDATED - 3/22/14.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,138 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 11/29/2007
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8609 - Favs: 5,865 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
ten thousand cuts by Nagia reviews
Sarah stands quietly at his side, skin cold as his, her breath as slow as his, and yet he senses the tension that thrums through her. She's strung herself tight. She is, Jareth realizes with a sort of dim horror, listening. And she's listening closely.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
That We've Broken Their Statues by Nagia reviews
Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,751 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sarah, Jareth] Minerva M.
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Kaleidoscope by EasyThereGenius reviews
Being unconscious is the best thing to have happened to him for ages. AU during season 1.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
King of New York by Deathofme reviews
Sequel to The Three. Nikola is the new Head of New York Sanctuary. Now, how to dispose himself of this pesky energy elemental, deal with a new team of idiots, the mafia, quarterly reports, and this little thing called...paradise or a holiday for two ?
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,648 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Nikola T., Helen M.
Schrödinger's Zombie by freudwithwings reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Rain on the Just by N.L. Rummi reviews
Post-film. A former villain and a former hero each try to adapt to the new destinies they've chosen. It's not always easy...especially when a new danger threatens to blow everything apart. - COMPLETE
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,124 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Every Ending a Beginning by MarbleGlove reviews
A Companion without his Herald is only half a person, but Methos is determined to never again be who he was, riding out all in white.
Crossover - Highlander & Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Methos - Complete
The Great Purge by Sakiku reviews
Methos learns that a race he had thought extinct might not be as extinct. However, there are strange circumstances surrounding their encounter...
Crossover - Highlander & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Methos, Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Man of Principle by Thescarredman reviews
Third in the series. You know how sometimes you look at something familiar, but from a different angle, and you realize you don't know it at all? Badger is like that.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,741 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Badger - Complete
If You Give a Methos a Muffin by mandassina reviews
Who knew breakfast with Methos could turn into an all-day affair? T for mild language. Best if you know If You Give a Moose a Muffin or watch one of the videos mentioned in the author's note first. With apologies to Laura Joffe Numeroff.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Methos, Duncan - Complete
Almost Like Flying by starlingnight reviews
A scyther is captured, and she hates it - right up until she doesn't. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on who you ask.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Scyther/Strike, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
To Bite the Bullet by Caelta reviews
On the grounds of curing his bloodlust, Tesla pays Magnus a visit in which control is lost, discoveries are made, and bargains are destined not to be kept.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Pave the road 'till glory by ammcj062 reviews
Future fic. "Ever since Joe Dawson's funeral, MacLeod had gone off the radar. But fifty years later he sauntered back into Paris and picked up the barge." This is a fic about his new Watcher, and said Watcher's encounter with a mysterious Immortal. OC.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Methos - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Recruits by donahermurphy reviews
A dark look at the Stargate Program's methods of recruitment.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Dr. N. Rush
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night by incandescens reviews
In which there is an Experimental Miscalculation of Unparalleled Proportions, an attack on Soul Society by a Monstrous Regiment, and four Captains and one Vice-Captain can only save the day by Nobility, Heroism, and Self-Sacrifice. Right.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Kaien S., J. Ukitake - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 469 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How to Love a Madman by Hmpf MacSlow reviews
What it says on the tin. Let's assume Annie is real, for now.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Career Planning by EllieV reviews
A careers advisor comes to Nicholas Rush's high school.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Xenophobia by Silent Scribe reviews
Sesshomaru discovers he has one fear in the world and it has just arrived on the Western coast. Our tale comes to a close with one more "Feudal Fairytale." Ch 30 up.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Sharpening Iron by WhyMustIWrite reviews
The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mad World by Alara Rogers reviews
Dixon Hill's having a day. The cross-town bus has square wheels, the landlady's gonna cut him with a bat'leth if he doesn't pay up, Durango the gunfighter's looking for him, and he trips on a homeless bum in the street who claims to be God.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - J. Picard, Q
the Snape we love is unredeemed by Minerva McTabby reviews
A tribute to Severus Snape. Based on "the boys i mean are not refined" by e.e. cummings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Resistance by Alara Rogers reviews
Giving in to the inevitable is not a particular talent of Scorpius'. Scorpius from Farscape, Borg Queen from Star Trek.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Farscape - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Scorpius - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Edge of the Blade by tag0 reviews
AU. A hitokiri is a hitokiri until he dies. Kenshin knew and understood this years before arriving in Tokyo. Now, his secret is in danger of being exposed as he battles Shishio. WIP [Saitou and Kenshin friendship]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,483 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Kenshin, Saitou
Project Tatterdemalion by Vathara reviews
What if Hollows were caused by an alien virus? Sci-fi AU. Warning for gore, and some language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/4/2008 - J. Ukitake - Complete
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Stage 1: The Emperor's Waltz by realms of fic reviews
Empires may grow and crumble, but music plays forever. Lelouch and Suzaku. A little C.C. Stage 1 of The House of Mirrors arc. Sequel: Stage 2: The Path of Carnage
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Tomorrow We'll Be Sober by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Ukitake: the early days, the early binges.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
The Smell of Destiny by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
And Be Merry by auberus11 reviews
A partial reimagining of the 'Kalas' arc. Includes Fitz, Methos, and an increasingly irritated Duncan MacLeod.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2006
Dissonance by Keerawa reviews
Methos is among the first to realize that the Gathering has already begun.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Familiar Faces by XWingAce reviews
Buffy Highlander. Deeds of the past may come back to haunt you....
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Methos
An Ambiguous Allliance by MarbleGlove reviews
Harry Potter Buffy A temporary alliance is formed, events take place, and Severus tells the tale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
All Fall Down by LithiumDoll reviews
Well, no, life wasn't really much like an empty bottle of beer ... [complete]
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,377 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Guidance by Alara Rogers reviews
Another alternate universe spinoff to "Only Human". Picard comes to visit Q on Starbase 56, and finds him suicidally depressed.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
The Road to Hell by The Snow Leopard reviews
Following the events of Revelations 6:8, Kronos recalls his first meeting with Death. Part 11 of the "Armed Intervention" series.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2003
The Melting Man by Alara Rogers reviews
Crichton's not the only one with brain damage. A Scorpius fic.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Complete