Alice in crazyland
 Author has written 5 stories for Sisters Grimm. Hi people that decided to look up Jessica Grimm! Here is a list of my craziest achievements Learning karate in high heelsDitching my cheese obsession (two year long, pretty hard to give up)Making a totally psycho movieDancing in high heels for 3 hoursThrowing a rotten banana at my teacher in year 9 (sadly cause my aim is sucky, it hit another kid, but, hey, I tried)Throwing up all over my cousinJust being awesome()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the Death Eaters! (We have cookies, milk, and a DENTAL PLAN!) I’m the kind of person who hates the colour pink and Justin Bieber, has every Avril Lavigne song (don’t say a word), loves black and throws up at the mention twilight. (Robert Pattison sooooooo should have stuck with Harry Potter. He makes a much better dead Cedric Diggory than an Edward Cullen) I’m just some crazy girl, yeah, I know, but I want to make a difference in this world. I want to leave this world a better place than when I found it. And just cause some people think I’m ‘just a sad and pathetic wanna-be-popular loser’ doesn’t mean I am. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, stellergazeller,Angelz on Edge, Ty Grl, Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Juniper Cahill Grimm, GirlUdon'tMessWith, SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHotNinja, Jessica Grimm Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy. What a Boyfriend Should Do When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she re-post this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Call you. 95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you are on of the 5 that would bring popcorn and watch :) 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends and a video camera, add this to your signature. If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"? If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile. If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 98 of people would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was seen on the top of a buiding, ready to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 2 who would be yelling "JUMP! JUST JUMP ALREADY! JUMP!" If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!) If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio 92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Kilala26, Konnichiwa Minna, Kin756894, Zakuro Haruno, Rizu Neko-Chan, Dragon, PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, I LUV THE tRiCkStEr KiNg, Jessica Grimm If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a crush on a person from a movie/book/video game, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile. If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Jesizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black Wolf 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Purple Sprite 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Einlan 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Stephanie Waldemar 7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Leia 8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Strawberry Words 9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Cerulean Cutlass 10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Kalani Easton 11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Grije 12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Mint Choc chip YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies 8/25. Wow... YOUR GIRL SIDE: ~You wear lip gloss/Chapstick. 5/25 HELP!!! I AM SECRETLY A GUY!!!!!!! Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Jessica grimm Random facts about moi: I would say that I'm 80 percent tomboy, 20 percent girly.I would rather try and fail at something then admit that I need help.I will wear a dress if I am going to a wedding or a formal event. Otherwise...no.I can't decide on how I like to spell words that can be spelled two different ways, so I switch back and forth. (I.E., Blonde/Blond, Grey/Gray.)I am pretty insecure, but you'd never know it unless I told you.If you lie to me, I will not forgive you anytime within the next don't want to get on my bad side, because I can be downright evil when I'm angry.I can come up with a complex plan of action for a spy mission in 10 minutes, but it takes me half the day to finish my math homework.I am unnaturally stubborn.I can't take a compliment.If I say you are my best friend, I mean it, and I will work hard to keep that bond.I have a list of people that I hope will one day burst into flames.I cannot draw to save my life. Or anyone's life.I love going outside in the pouring rain.When I try to write, I have NO IDEAS, but I frequently wake up at 3 AM with an idea that refuses to let me fall asleep until I get it out onto my poor, abused computer.If I say 'I love you' I. Freaking. Mean. It.If you are nice to me, I will be your friend. If you're not, I will appear in your dreams with a knife and some rope in one hand and a Barbie or twilight DVD in the iPod is probably the most basic staple of life I have.I've been hurt before, and I'm deathly afraid that it will happen again.I like ice cream. A lot.Ice cream is nice. I will stop now. |
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