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Joined 02-11-11, id: 2745438, Profile Updated: 10-04-14

Re-starting my profile again. Wheee!

Hi, some of you might know me through my old fanfictions from back when I was 12-13 years old. All of the stories that I've written on here are (thankfully) deleted now, so I can start out fresh again whenever I want. Although I'm not sure how long that will take, perhaps it will happen eventually. Hopefully.

So! Let's restart from the basics.

Name: Jamie

Age: 16

Fandoms: I've got quite a few minor ones, but my main fandoms of all time have to be Hetalia and Harry Potter. Attack on Titan is getting to be a favorite fandom as well.

Favorite Movie: Actually, this is a tough one. I don't really watch movies a ton since I prefer shows, but the most recent one I watched which is possibly the worst-funniest movie I've ever seen is Slashers.

Favorite Book: Last time I updated, it was Matilda by Roald Dahl and it stayed that way for a long time, but then I read a wonderful book called The Chosen by Chaim Potok. Matilda still holds a very significant part of my heart, though, don't get me wrong.

Okay, no one cares, just say something cool: ...I'm writing a Hetalia Cardverse story right now? My main goals in life are to go skydiving and learn how to yodel? If I could make one class in the world it would be History of Yodeling? I don't know.

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Seussical Bloopers by disneydork29175 reviews
The title says it all. Possible bloopers from the musical, "Seussical: The Musical". Lame summary, I know, but give it a chance! There's so many possible things that could go wrong! Read and Review! Rating may change. It all depends on a certain Cat...
Seussical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,312 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
A VERY POTTER SITCOM: SEASON TWO! by JacobKragoff reviews
Season 2 of my popular ish fanfic "A very Potter Sitcom", based on the famous YouTube musicals. Watch the musicals on YouTube and read Season One before you read this story. Enjoy! New episodes basically weekly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011
Marry You by Kawaii-babi reviews
Hermione wanted to meet the guy, fall in love and then get married. She had no idea that things would happen JUST a bit differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Kittens by KnitFreak reviews
Potions accident turns Snape and Lucius into little cat children. Draco, Hermione, and Neville have to reverse it before summer brake is over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Angela's Pet Monster 3 by DarkraixCresselia reviews
Final installment of the APM series. Randall's enemies band together to destroy Randall once and for all. Meanwhile, Randall and Lucille grow closer together. Will it change into something different? Will Randall's enemies separate them?
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,449 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
All Girls Love Severus Snape by Lady Lanera reviews
Headmaster Snape learns just how much he's loved by his fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Angela's Pet Monster 2 by DarkraixCresselia reviews
Sequel to APM. Angela gets her first crush, and Randall's ex-girlfriend returns. Will the human and pet get jealous of each other's dates? What happens when Randall's ex turns out to be not on their side? Rating may change to T.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,235 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
Angela's Pet Monster by DarkraixCresselia reviews
When Randall is adopted by a lonely teenager named Angela, he swears to himself he wouldn't go soft like Sullivan. Will he keep his promise after he and his owner become best friends? Rating may change.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,388 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
Honestly by TheMarauderBandit reviews
Sobs filled the Entrance Hall. Snow still rested on her eyelashes. She rubbed her sore arm. What just happened, how could he do that? She'd brought him out of his angsty life, and he'd kept her from insanity. Sybill&Severus. T for language. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sybill T., Severus S.
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
How the Grinch Trolled Fanfictionnet by Ellcrys reviews
All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete