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Joined 02-11-11, id: 2745438, Profile Updated: 02-16-13

Looks like I'm re-starting my profile for at least the third time ever.

I'd like to start out for apologizing for ever being 12 years old. That was back when I first started writing and posting here (as a matter of fact, I should probably delete them as soon as possible...) and everything I wrote really just... didn't make sense. Even if that was the point, it was just... no. Right now I'm 2 1/2 years older than I was back then, so I realize my wrong-doing.

Along with that, I would also like to start fresh. Once I delete those stories, I might actually start writing stories for one of my newest fandoms, Hetalia. I've been in this fandom for about a year now, and I do have some fairly decent (if 5th grade quality counts as "decent") ideas already.

But just promise me one thing if you actually do find your way here. Just... don't read anything I ever wrote. Ever. Please.

Alright, since all of that pain is out of the way, I shall have something. Someday. Possibly.

And I'll seriously try to think of a better pen name. I promise. I've considered a few ideas so I might try to mess around with those ideas.

Thank you if you actually do find your way over here! Have some free chocolate to make up for the pain of how awful this page is!

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Seussical Bloopers by disneydork29175 reviews
The title says it all. Possible bloopers from the musical, "Seussical: The Musical". Lame summary, I know, but give it a chance! There's so many possible things that could go wrong! Read and Review! Rating may change. It all depends on a certain Cat...
Seussical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,312 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
A VERY POTTER SITCOM: SEASON TWO! by JacobKragoff reviews
Season 2 of my popular ish fanfic "A very Potter Sitcom", based on the famous YouTube musicals. Watch the musicals on YouTube and read Season One before you read this story. Enjoy! New episodes basically weekly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011
Marry You by Kawaii-babi reviews
Hermione wanted to meet the guy, fall in love and then get married. She had no idea that things would happen JUST a bit differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Kittens by KnitFreak reviews
Potions accident turns Snape and Lucius into little cat children. Draco, Hermione, and Neville have to reverse it before summer brake is over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Angela's Pet Monster 3 by DarkraixCresselia reviews
Final installment of the APM series. Randall's enemies band together to destroy Randall once and for all. Meanwhile, Randall and Lucille grow closer together. Will it change into something different? Will Randall's enemies separate them?
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,449 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
All Girls Love Severus Snape by Lady Lanera reviews
Headmaster Snape learns just how much he's loved by his fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Angela's Pet Monster 2 by DarkraixCresselia reviews
Sequel to APM. Angela gets her first crush, and Randall's ex-girlfriend returns. Will the human and pet get jealous of each other's dates? What happens when Randall's ex turns out to be not on their side? Rating may change to T.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,235 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
Angela's Pet Monster by DarkraixCresselia reviews
When Randall is adopted by a lonely teenager named Angela, he swears to himself he wouldn't go soft like Sullivan. Will he keep his promise after he and his owner become best friends? Rating may change.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,388 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
Honestly by TheMarauderBandit reviews
Sobs filled the Entrance Hall. Snow still rested on her eyelashes. She rubbed her sore arm. What just happened, how could he do that? She'd brought him out of his angsty life, and he'd kept her from insanity. Sybill&Severus. T for language. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sybill T., Severus S.
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
How the Grinch Trolled Fanfictionnet by Ellcrys reviews
All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete