ValerianeVillechaize
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Joined 02-11-11, id: 2745599, Profile Updated: 10-09-14
Author has written 3 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock, and Fantasy Island.

Valeriane Villechaize is my pseudonym. I'm a Sherlockian Trekkie Whovian Fantasy Islander. I also love The Hobbit, and Fargo. I love both Original Series and Reboots of Star Trek, but I do prefer the reboot.

My Star Trek AOS fic, "All Alright" is currently on hiatus, going through a rewrite. Thanks to some good con-crit, I realised I've kinda rushed the story and need to step back and do better :)

I ship the following:

BBC Sherlock:
Johnlock
Adlock
Wholock (Eleventh Doctor/Sherlock)
Sheriarty
MorMor

Star Trek AOS:
Spirk
Chekhan (in both Original Series and Reboot, because SEXY)
Chekotty
Khancest (Original Series!Khan/Reboot!Khan)

LOTR/The Hobbit:
Bagginshield
Bagginscest (Bilbo/Frodo)
Smaugbo
Frodo/Sam
Frodo/Legolas

Fargo:
Lornester

Fantasy Island:
Mr. Roarke/Tattoo
Tattoo/OC

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Lava, John! by FaroreWorldshaper reviews
John comes home from work one day, but something strange has happened! Only rated T for swears.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Wake up in the mornin' feeling like Moriarty by FaroreWorldshaper reviews
Songfic, based on Tik Tok. My gosh, do you know how long it took me to make up these stupid lyrics? Please don't kill me for the stupid...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Complete
Fantasy Island Appliction Form by Dougie Zerts
What would it look like? Here's my idea!
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
Hugging It Out With Another Man: Squeal by bigredfox10 reviews
Uh-oh, here we go again. Kane hugs Edge in front of a VERY jealous Daniel Bryan in the ring. Upset that his tag team partner/lover hasn't leran his lesson when he hugged Kofi, Daniel stormed out of the ring and into his locker room. Can Kane find a way to make his tag team partner/lover forgive him for hugging another man for the second time?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Kane, Daniel Bryan - Complete
Charlie Harper Is Not Dead! by touristbiker reviews
A fan fiction in the form of a letter from Charlie to Jake, describing how he escaped from the attempt on his life by Rose and what he is currently up to.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Charlie H., Jake H. - Complete
Hugging It Out With Another Man by bigredfox10 reviews
After seeing Kane hug Kofi Kingston, Daniel Bryan, who secretly has a crush on Kane, gets jealous and confronts the Big Red Monster. What kind of explanation will Kane give to this situation? And most importantly, will there be a happy ending for the newly-formed tag team partners?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Kane, Daniel Bryan - Complete
Love Defeats Blame by piercethefreakingturtle reviews
This is a short one-shot inspired by the 8-13-12 edition of Raw. Specifically the part where Brock broke Shawn's arm. It's not that good but it doesn't suck. R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Triple H, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Broken arm, mended hearts by Natchou reviews
Who knew that it would take a broken arm and a guy talking to himself for their story to begin? A slash story inspired by the August 13th RAW.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Triple H, Shawn Michaels - Complete
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by EternalUnchainedMelody reviews
A present for the incomparable JamieluvsHHH! Takes place right after DX reunited in 2006. Title taken from the very beautiful Aerosmith song. "If this is a dream, I don't want to wake; if I'm awake, I don't ever want to sleep again." Slash! HBK/HHH. One-shot. Complete!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Shawn Michaels, Triple H - Complete
You Reached That Destination Long Ago by Marie S Zachary reviews
After Charlie's death he needs Alan to do him a HUGE favor in order to get him from hell into heaven. Will Alan be willing to do it? Takes place after the TV show WHY WE GAVE UP WOMEN
Two and a Half Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Charlie H., Alan H. - Complete
Faded Memories by Sashocirrione reviews
Alan thinks he remembers doing something with Walden when both of them were drunk.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Alan H., Walden S. - Complete
It's never what it looks like by Effin4 reviews
This is an Alan&Herb fic. Will the finally get together as a real couple?
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010
Two Men, One House by Molahsurey reviews
A short and sweet story. I personally like to read it over and over again. Alan/Walden
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Alan H., Walden S. - Complete
Don't Cry by Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee reviews
"Don't Cry. Don't Cry. Whatever you do, don't cry" - Before Charlie died, Jake made a promise to his uncle that he wouldn't cry when Charlie died. Jake never realized how hard it was to keep that promise
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Jake H., Charlie H. - Complete
No One Can Replace You by Midori12 reviews
Charlie is shot trying to protect Jake! Alan suddenly worries if Charlie will make it out okay. After all, he is his only brother. Sure Charlie is obnoxious, but what would life be like without him? - Slight Alan/Charlie; take it how you want to.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Alan H., Charlie H. - Complete
Lucky Number 13 by Mmisery.Loves.Slash reviews
Owen Hart awakes from a coma after 12 years and a lot has changed. AU mostly, OC,later slash.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Owen Hart
Trained Puppy by RestlessMe reviews
Written for Kink Bingo - Furry. Charlie/Alan. Charlie thinks Alan should act out his Halloween costume.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Alan H., Charlie H. - Complete
Popsicle by ThomE.Gemcity-06 reviews
TAG: The Live Woman of Proven Fertility. They were supposed to eat out that night, but I guess they choose to eat in instead; home cooked meals were always the best. AUtwist, Charlie/Alan slash/incest; you may never look at Popsicles/OliveOil the same way again.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Alan H., Charlie H.] - Complete
Montreal: The Movie! by prairiechicken reviews
The alternative ending to how the Montreal Screwjob could have played out, if Bret's mischievious brother had caught wind of the plans beforehand!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Owen Hart
Another chance by Natchou reviews
"I just wanted to come out and say that there's something I always wanted to say to Shawn and I've never said it..." What if it wasn't too late after all? A slash story. Warning: character death.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Triple H, Shawn Michaels - Complete
This Isn't The Bathroom by RestlessMe reviews
Written for Kink Bingo - Watersports. Charlie/Alan.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Alan H., Charlie H. - Complete
Too Far by shampoo147 reviews
Alan, caught in one of depressing spirals, kills himself. I'm not sure what the rating should be, please tell me.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Snap by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
No ones moving," He said cheerfully. "Nope, nope. No one at all."
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009
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All Alright reviews
Pavel Chekov never believed Khan Noonien Singh was an evil man; he's began questioning Starfleet's records of Khan's crimes. His loyalty to the Enterprise is tested when he begins to fall in love with the augment. [**HIATUS/REWRITE**]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014
One More Miracle
So many words left unsaid... what if John got another chance to say them?
Crossover - Fantasy Island & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,855 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
The Final Message reviews
A short (and I mean short!) one-shot based on His Last Vow. I altered a bit to fit this. (I'm nervous about posting this! The fandom kinda scares me.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Complete
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