Eri Hunters- Goddess of Minds
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I am Eri Hunters. I am willing to answer random questions from people. My question to the many people who visit my page: Batman or Iron Man? Oh, and if you wold please read Abigail Thalia la Rue's stories, that would be really nice. If you do and then tell me, I will read/review at least one of your stories.

Credit for my profile pic goes to Lily Luna Chase. Do you guys like it? It's my OC!

This is the story of my pen name: My friend and I were writing a fanfiction, and I wanted to be in it. So, I created Erin. She is pretty much my alter ego. She is a demigod daughter of Athena, and is too smart for her own good. If I ever do put up a story, her and her best friend/worst enemy Chris-a-belle Shadows(daughter of Hades) will probably be in it.

More on Erin/Eri: Everyone thinks that she's just another upstart child of Athena. She isn't. Eri is the daughter of Athena and Horus. She has spent all of her life training in various fandoms. At the age of ten, she became a full-fledged goddess, and her sphere of control? Minds. She has the powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but still hasn't mastered them. As much as she likes to believe that she's perfect... She's anything but.
She is one in a set of triplets. Her younger sister Erielle (Ellen) died when the girls were five. Evelyn (Evie) blamed herself and joined the Hunters of Artemis at the age of nine.
Eri has a real "family" though. She was raised by the Hunters family. Hamlet, Gingersnap, Alaina, Desdemona, Alexandra, and Dusk Hunters are her "siblings". She also has a very close relationship with Jared Matthews, son of Thoth.

Erin is completely a fictional character. Her initials, ENH (Erista Noel Hunters), are not mine. None of them. But, you can call me Erin. I respond to that. And that's the story.

Hey peoples! I just wanted to tell everyone that I have been to Camp Ondessonk, in Ozark, IL. If you don't know what it is, it doesn't concern you. I AM A GOUPIL GIRL!!!

11/19/12

So... Hopefully I will be able to post stories soon!!! YAY!!!

PERCY JACKSON QUOTES:

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE

"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said

"The dam snack bar?"

"Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."

"And I need to use the dam restroom."

"I do not understand"

"I want to use the dam water fountain."

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"Well. . .See you."

"Hold up! you can't just run off."

"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
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''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Your a half-blood too?'
"Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?"
"Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!"
- Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything."
"Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?"-
Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero

"Rainbows, ponies."
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."-
Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero

"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero

"Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero

"The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starrer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! No more zest

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Hi. I have cool socks on today.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing


Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


FRIENDS :VS: BEST FRIENDS

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food. (I'm the reason my house has no food.)

A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here!"

A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will hide you from the cops;Best Friend is the reason their after you

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I didn't expect to paste so much.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.(YEP!!!! I actually had one before i read the books.)

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (Aren't diagnosed, but can't sit still EVER!)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.) olympianchef213

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Poseidon)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods")

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama)

You give friends and yourself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about Greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

the six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

You Know You Are Still Living In 2011 When...

1. You enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played real solitaire in years

3. You would rather look all over the house for the remote the press the power button on the TV

4. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

6. As you read this you think of sending this to all your friends

7. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8. You were to busy to notice number 5

9. You actually looked back up to see if there even was a number 5

10. Now your laughing at your own stupidity

11. Now you will post this on your profile because you fell for it!

1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4.

"Dad used to listen to that music. Dad and I used to-" -Don't Judge A Girl By Her Cover

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A black file cabinet, the computer.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The weather channel

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

4:56?

5. What time is it:

5:19

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom telling me to shuck the corn...

7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

A minute ago, when I was shucking corn.

8. Before you started this what did you look at?

My email.

9. What are you wearing?

A Mutts pink tee, jeans, and a Band-Itz bracelet.

10. Did you dream last night?

I have no idea.

11. When did you last laugh?

Is it sad that I can't remember?

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A buliten board and an octagon shelf.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Most of the stories on here.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I don't judge.

15. What is the last film you've saw?

The Super Hero Squad Show.

16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?

A strawberry field in Long Island.

17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it?

Zoe Grace

18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it?

Chase Jackson

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amateur built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

(The bold are things I've done, the normal are things i have not [yet...])

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (hate when this happens...)
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you swear to God that door RAN into you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

Bold-Percy

Italic-Rachel

I love you...

You do?

Yes.

Oh...

Don't you love me back?

No.

What?

No.

Oh...

Yup.

You love me!?!?

Nope.

Oh.

Why don't you love me?

Because I love someone else.

Really?

Yes.

Who is it?

Annabeth

"THIS IS A PEN!" -Percy

"MAN! I can't pee with this staring at me!" -Grover

"ROARRRRRR!" -Minotaur

"Chiron, you still got your wheelchair? This kid's gonna need it when we're done with him." -Luke

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


Here's all of the PERCABETH MOMENTS IN THE BOOKS:

The Lightning ThiefPage 56

The last thing I remember is collapsing on a wooden porch, looking at a ceiling fan circling above me, moths flying around a yellow light, the stern faces of a familiar-looking bearded man and a pretty girl, her blond hair curled like a princess's. They both looked down at me, and the girl said, "He's the one. He must be."

Page 63

She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. wither her deep tan and her curl blond hair, she was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California girl would look like, except her eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if she were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight.
She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."

Page 92

Annabeth stared at me. I couldn't tell whether she was just grossed out or angry at me for dousing her.
"What?" I demanded. "What are you thinking?"
"I'm thinking," she said, "that I want you on my team for capture the flag."

Page 93

"Annabeth, I'm sorry about the toilets."
"Whatever."
"It wasn't my fault."
She looked at me skeptically, and I realized it was my fault.

Page 119

She pushed ahead, leaving me in the dust.
"Okay," I mumbled. "Glad you wanted me on your team."

Page 123

I was about to join the celebration when Annabeth's voice, right next to me in the creek, said, "Not bad, hero."
I looked, but she wasn't there.
"Where the heck did you learn to fight like that?" she asked.

Page 147-148

"I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," she said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up.
"If you do say so yourself," I said. "I suppose you have a plan, wise girl?"
Her cheeks colored. "Do you want your help or not?"
The truth was, I did.

Page 169

After a few minutes, Annabeth fell in line next to me. "Look, I..." Her voice faltered. "I appreciate your coming back for us, okay? That was really brave."
"We're a team, right?"

Page 170

"You're pretty good with that knife," I said.
"You think so?"
"Anybody who can piggyback-ride a Fury is okay by me."
I couldn't really see, but I thought she might've smiled.

Page 185

"Forget it," I said. "You're impossible."
"You're insufferable."
You're-"
"Hey!" Grover interrupted. "You two are giving me a migraine, and satyrs don't even get migraines."

Page 187

I looked at Annabeth, daring her to criticize.
She didn't.

Page 198

I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Annabeth was sitting right next to me.

Page 200

I wanted to make Annabeth feel better, but I didn't know how.

Page 202

"Can't we work together a little?" I pleaded. "I mean, didn't Athena and Poseidon ever cooperate?"
Annabeth had to think about it. "I guess...the chariot," she said tentatively. "My mom invented it, but Poseidon created horses out of the crests of waves. So they had to work together to make it complete."
"Then we can cooperate, too. Right?"
We rode into the city, Annabeth watching as the Arch disappeared behind a hotel.
"I suppose," she said at last.

Page 217

Annabeth stood behind him, trying to look angry, but even she seemed relieved to see me. "We can't leave you alone for five minutes! What happened?"

Page 234

"Are you kidding?" she looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
"What's the problem now?" I demanded.
"Me, go with you to the...the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? how embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?"
"Who's going to see you?" But my face was burning now, too. Leave it to a girl to make everything complicated. "Fine," I told her. "I'll do it myself." But when I started down the side of the pool, she followed me, muttering about how boys always messed things up.

Page 247

"Hey," Annabeth said, "I'm sorry for freaking out back at the water park, Percy."
"That's okay."
"It's just..." she shuddered. "Spiders."
"Because of the Arachne story," I guessed. "She got turned into a spider for challenging your mom to a weaving contest, right?"
Annabeth nodded. "Arachne's children have been taking revenge on the children of Athena ever since. If there's a spider within a mile of me, it'll find me. I hate the creepy little things. Anyway, I owe you."
"We're a team, remember?" I said.

Page 251

"So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? will it be Athena versus Poseidon?"
She put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. any more stupid questions?
I couldn't think of a n answer for that. Fortunately, I didn't have to. Annabeth was asleep.

Page 257

"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

Page 290

Annabeth grabbed hold of my hand. Under normal circumstances, this would've embarrassed me, but I understood how she felt. She wanted reassurance that somebody else was alive on this boat.

Page 306

Annabeth and I looked at each other. I could tell she was nursing an idea probably the same one she'd gotten during the taxi ride to L.A., but she was too scared to share it. That was enough to terrify me.

Page 370

Annabeth sat next to me, holding my nectar glass and dabbing a washcloth on my forehead.
"Here we are again," I said.
"You idiot," Annabeth said, which is how I know she was overjoyed to see me conscious.

Page 374

She pursed her lips. "You won't try anything stupid during the school year, will you? At least...not without sending me an Iris-message?"
I managed a smile. "I won't go looking for trouble. I usually don't have to."
"When I get back next summer," she said, "we'll hunt down Luke. We'll ask for a quest, but if we don't get approval, we'll sneak off and do it anyway. Agreed?"
"Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena."
She held out her hand. I shook it.
"Take care, Seaweed Brain," Annabeth told me. Keep your eyes open."
"You too, Wise Girl."

Page 375

She touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world.
For the first time at camp, I felt truly alone.


The Sea of MonstersPage 12

In social studies, while we were drawing latitude/longitude maps, I opened my notebook and stared at the photo inside-my friend Annabeth on vacation in Washington D.C. She was wearing jeans and a denim jacket over her orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. Her blond hair was pulled back in a bandanna. She was standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial with her arms crossed, looking extremely pleased with herself, like she'd personally designed the place. See, Annabeth wants to be an architect when she grows up, so she's always visiting famous monuments and stuff. She's weird that way. She'd emailed me the picture after spring break, and every once in a while I'd look at it just to remind myself she was real and Camp Half-Blood hadn't just been my imagination.
I wished Annabeth were here. She'd know what to make of my dream. I'd never admit it to her, but she was smarter than me, even if she was annoying sometimes.

Page 22

Annabeth punched him in the nose and knocked him flat. "And you," she told him, "lay off my friend."

Page 23

"Annabeth..." I stammered. "How did you...how long have you..."
"Pretty much all morning." She sheathed her bronze knife. "I've been trying to find a good time to talk to you, but you were never alone."
"The shadow i saw this morning-that was-" My face felt hot. "Oh my gods, were you looking in my bedroom window?"
"There's no time to explain!" she snapped, though she looked a little red-faced herself.

Page 25

Now, under different circumstances, I would've been really happy to see her. we'd made our peace last summer, despite the fact that her mom was Athena and didn't get along with my dad. I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I'd wanted to admit.

Page 85

The only good thing about our punishment was that it gave Annabeth and me a common enemy and lots of time to talk.

Page 135

"A half-blood hideout." I looked at Annabeth in awe. 'You made this place?"
"Thalia and I," she said quietly. "And Luke."
That shouldn't have bothered me. I mean, I knew Thalia and Luke had taken care of Annabeth when she was little. I knew the three of them had beenrunaways together, hiding from monsters, surviving on their own before Grover found them and tried to get them to Half-Blood Hill. But whenever Annabeth talked about the time she'd spent with them, I kind of felt...I don't know. Uncomfortable?
No. That's not the word.
The word was jealous.

Page 166

I tried to stay mad at her, but it wasn't easy. We'd been through a lot together. she'd saved my life plenty of times. It was stupid of me to resent her.

Page 168

"Then why do the gods even let me live? It would be safer to kill me."
"you're right."
"Thanks a lot."

Page 168

I almost didn't recognize her. she was wearing a sleeveless silk dress like C.C.'s, only white. Her blond hair was newly washed and combed and braided with gold. Worst of all, she was wearing makeup, which I never thought Annabeth would be caught dead in. I mean, she looked good. Really good. I probably would've been tongue-tied if I could've said anything except reet, reet, reet. But there was also something totally wrong about it. It just wasn't Annabeth.

Page 183

Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig."
"Me too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

Page 192

"Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself."
"Are you trying to tempt me?"
"Ha-ha."

Page 198

She started to sob-I mean horrible, heartbroken sobbing. she put her head on my shoulder and i held her.
Fish gathered to look at us-a school of barracudas, some curious marlins.
Scram! I told them.
They swam off, but I could tell they went reluctantly. I swear I understood their intentions. They were about to start rumors flying around the sea about the son of Poseidon and some girl at the bottom of siren Bay.
"I'll get us back to the ship," I told her. "It's okay.Just hang on."
Annabeth nodded to let me know she was better now, then she murmured something I couldn't understand because of the wax in my ears.

Page 211

I made a silent promise to the gods that if we survived this, I'd tell Annabeth she was a genius. The frightening thing was, I knew the gods would hold me to it.

Page 231

Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt.
"You're a genius," I told Annabeth quietly.
Then I put my head against the Fleece, and before I knew it, I was asleep, too.

Page 236

"Percy is too nice," Annabeth grumbled, but I couldn't help thinking that maybe, just maybe, she was a little impressed. I'd surprised her, anyway. And that wasn't easy to do.

Page 268

Tyson blushed. The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that.


The Titan's CursePage 2

"it's okay, Ms. Jackson." Annabeth smiled reassuringly. Her blond hair was tucked into a ski cap and her gray eyes were the same color as the ocean. "We'll keep him out of trouble."
Mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. she's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Page 12

I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym.
"Well?" Annabeth said.
"Um, who should I ask?"
She punched me in the gut. "Me, Seaweed Brain."
"Oh. Oh, right."

Page 36

He went on asking questions. did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

Page 65

I took Annabeth's baseball cap out of my backpack and set it on my nightstand. I'd give it to her when I found her. And I would find her.

Page 77-78

He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The font read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!
"I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said.
I stared at him. "I don't understand."
"Well, it seems to me...maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining."
I'd like to say I took the news well.
The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time. The rest of the day I tried to keep busy, but I was worried sick about Annabeth.

Page 80

Then I noticed a pink silk scarf with a label attached to it. I picked up the tag and tried to read it:

SCARF OF THE GODDESS APHRODITE
RECOVERED AT WATERLAND, DENVER CO.,
BY ANNABETH CHASE AND PERCY JACKSON

I stared at the scarf. I'd totally forgotten about it. Two years ago, Annabeth had ripped this scarf out of my hands and said something like, Oh, no. no love magic for you!
I'd just assumed she'd thrown it away. and yet here it was. She'd kept it all this time? And why had she stashed it in the attic?

Page 87-88

But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Brain?"
Somehow it was okay when Annabeth called me that-at least, I'd gotten used to it-but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.

Page 105-106

"I don't have much time," my mom said. "Percy, whatever you decide, I love you. And I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth."
"How can you be sure?"
"Because she'd do the same for you."

Page 184-187

When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. Then like this television actress I used to have a crush on in fifth grade. Then...well, you get the idea.
"Ah, there you are, Percy," the goddess said. "I am Aphrodite."
I slipped into the seat across from her and said something like, "Um uh gah."
She smiled. "Aren't you sweet. Hold this, please."
She handed me a polished mirror the size of a dinner plate and had me hold it up for her. she leaned forward and dabbed at her lipstick, though I couldn't see anything wrong with it.
"Do you know why you're here?" she asked.
I wanted to respond. why couldn't I form a complete sentence. She was only a lady. A seriously beautiful lady. With eyes like pools of spring water...Whoa.
I pinched my own arm, hard.
"I...I don't know," I managed.
"Oh, dear," Aphrodite said. "Still in denial?"
Outside the car, I could hear Ares chuckling. I had a feeling he could hear every word we said. The idea of him being out there made me angry, and that helped clear my mind.
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said.
"Well then, why are you on this quest?"
"Artemis has been captured!"
Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Oh, Artemis. Please. Talk about a hopeless case. I mean, if they were going to kidnap a goddess, she should be breathtakingly beautiful, don't you think? I pity the poor dears who have to imprison Artemis. Bo-ring!"
"But she was chasing a monster," I protested. "A really, really bad monster. We have to find it!"
Aphrodite made me hold the mirror a little higher. She seemed to have found a microscopic problem at the corner of her eye and dabbed at her mascara. "Always some monster. But my dear Percy, that is why the others are on this quest. I'm more interested in you."
My heart pounded. I didn't want to answer, but her eyes drew an answer right out of my mouth. "Annabeth is in trouble."
Aphrodite beamed. "Exactly!
"I have to help her," I said. "I've been having these dreams."
"Ah, you even dream about her! That's so cute!"
"No! I mean...that's not what I meant."
She made a tsk-tsk sound. "Percy, I'm on your side. I'm the reason you're here, after all."
I stared at her. "What?"
"The poisoned T-shirt the Stoll brothers gave Pheobe," she said. "Did you think that was an accident? Sending Blackjack to find you? Helping you sneak out of camp?"
"You did that?"
"Of course! Because really, how boring these Hunters are! A quest for some monster, blah blah blah. Saving Artemis. Let her stay lost, I say. But a quest for true love-"
"Wait a second, I never said-"
"Oh, my dear. You didn't need to say it. You do know Annabeth was close to joining the Hunters, don't you?"
I blushed. "I wasn't sure-"
"She was about to throw her life away! And you my dear, you can save her from that. It's so romantic!"
"Uh..."
"Oh, put the mirror down," Aphrodite ordered. "I look fine."
I hadn't realized I was still holding it, but as soon as I put it down, I noticed my arms were sore.
"Now listen up, Percy," Aphrodite said. "The hunters are your enemies. Forget them and Artemis and the monster. That's not important. You just concentrate on finding and saving Annabeth."
"Do you know where she is?"
Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. "No, no. I leave the details to you. But it's been ages since we've had a good tragic love story."
"Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. and second, what's up with tragic?"
"Love conquers all, " Aphrodite promised.. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. follow your heart."
"But...I don't know where it's going." My heart, I mean."

Page 246

I half expected Mrs. Chase to turn into a raving lunatic at the mention of her stepdaughter, but she just pursed her lips and looked concerned. "All right. Do on up to the study and i'll bring you some food." She smile at me. "Nice meeting you, Percy. I've heard a lot about you."

Page 282

"I don't know," she admitted. "But thank you for rescuing me."
"Hey, no big deal. We're friends."
"You didn't believe I was dead?"
"Never."

Page 291

A feeling of panic seized me. "Annabeth," I said under my breath. "Don't."
She frowned at me. "What?"
"Look, I need to tell you something," I continued. The words came stumbling out of me. "I couldn't stand it if...I don't want you to-"
"Percy?" she said. "You look like you're going to be sick."
And that's how I felt. I wanted to say more, but my tongue betrayed me. It wouldn't move because of the fear in my stomach. And then Artemis turned.
"I shall have a new lieutenant," she announced. "If she will accept it."
"No," I murmured.

Page 299-300

"Was she giving you a hard time?" Annabeth asked.
"No," I said. It's...fine"
She studied me with concern. She touched the new streak of gray in my hair that matched hers exactly-our painful souvenir from holding Atlas's burden. There was a lot I'd wanted to say to Annabeth, but Athena had taken the confidence out of me. I felt like I'd been punched in the gut.
I do not approve of your friendship with my daughter.
"So," Annabeth said. "What did you want to tell me earlier?"
The music was playing. People were dancing in the streets. I said "I, uh, was thinking we got interrupted at Westover Hall. And...I think I owe you a dance."
She smiled slowly. "All right, Seaweed Brain."
So I took her hand, and I don't know what everybody else heard, but but to me it sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful, too.

Page 304

"I'll fill you in later," Chiron said with forced cheerfulness. "The important thing is you have prevailed. and you save Annabeth!"
Annabeth smiled at me gratefully, which made me look away.


The Battle of the LabyrinthPage 2

"Think positive. Tomorrow you're off to camp! After orientation, you've got your date-"
"It's not a date!" I protested. "It's just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!"
"She's coming all the way from camp to meet you."
"Well, yeah."
"You're going to the movies."
"Yeah."
"Just the two of you."
"Mom!"
She held up her hands in surrender, but I could tell she was trying hard not to smile.

Page 15

I burst out of the alley onto East 81st and ran straight into Annabeth.
"Hey, you're out early!" She laughed, grabbing my shoulders to keep me from tumbling into the street. "Watch where you're going, Seaweed Brain."
For a split second, she was in a good mood and everything was fine. She was wearing jeans and an orange camp T-shirt and her clay bead necklace. He blond hair was pulled back into a ponytail. Her gray eyes sparkled. She looked like she was ready to catch a movie, have a cool afternoon hanging out together.
Then Rachel Elizabeth Dare, still covered in monster dust, came charging out of the alley, yelling. "Percy, wait up!"
She frowned at me. "What did you do this time? And who is this?"Page 16-17

Annabeth stared at me for a second. Then she turned and took off.
"Hey!" I jogged after her. "There were these two empousai," I tried to explain. "They were cheerleaders, see, and they said camp was going to burn, and-"
"You told a mortal girl about half-bloods?"
"She can see through the Mist. She saw the monsters before I did."
"So you told her the truth."
"She recognized me from Hoover Dam, so-"
"You've met her before?"
"Um, last winter. But seriously, I barely know her."
"She's kinda cute."
"I-I never thought about it."
Annabeth kept walking toward York Avenue.
"I'll deal with the school," I promised, anxious to change the subject "Honest, it'll be fine."
Annabeth wouldn't even look at me. "I guess our afternoon is off, now that the poilce will be searching for you."

Page 45

Someone else slid next to me on the bench: Annabeth.
"I'll tell you what it's about," she said. "The Labyrinth."
It was hard to concentrate on what she was saying, because everybody in the dining pavilion was stealing glances at us and whispering. and Annabeth was right next to me. I mean right next to me.

Page 47

Annabeth nodded. Despite how serious she was acting, I was happy she wasn't mad at me anymore. and I kind of liked the fact that she'd broken the rules to come sit next to me.

Page 50

Over at the head table, Quintus cleared his throat. I got the feeling he didn't want to make a scene, but Annabeth was really pushing it, sitting at my table so long.
"We'll talk later." Annabeth squeezed my arm a little to hard. "Convince him, will you?"
She returned to the Athena table, ignoring all the people who were staring at her.

Page 53

Quintus kept rattling off names until he said, "Percy Jackson with Annabeth Chase."
"Nice." I grinned at Annabeth.
"Your armor is crooked," was her only comment, and she redid my straps for me.

Page 59

I started forward, but Annabeth stopped me. "Don't take another step," she warned. "We need to find the exit."
She sounded really scared now.
"It's okay," I promised. "It's right-"
I looked up and realized I couldn't see where we'd fallen in. The ceiling was solid stone. The corridor seemed to stretch endlessly in both directions.
Annabeth's hand slipped into mine. Under different circumstances, I would've been embarrassed, but here in the dark I was glad to know where she was. It was about the only thing I was sure of.

Page 68

"I've been studying architecture for years," she said. "I know Daedalus's Labyrinth better than anybody."
"From reading about it."
"Well, yes."
"That's not enough."
"It has to be!"
"It isn't!"
"Are you going to help me or not?"
I realized everyone was watching Annabeth and me like a tennis match.

Page 78-80

Annabeth stood in the back of the room, rifling through old scrolls.
"Knock, knock?" I said.
She turned with a start. "Oh...hi. Didn't hear you."
"You okay?"'
She frowned at the scroll in her hands. "Just trying to do some research. Daedalus's Labyrinth is so huge. none of the stories agree about anything. The maps just lead from nowhere to nowhere."
I thought about what Quintus had said, how the maze tries to distract you. I wondered if Annabeth knew that already.
"We'll figure it out," I promised.
Her hair had come loose and was hanging in a tangled blond curtain around her face. Her gray eyes looked almost black.
"I've wanted to lead a quest since I was seven," she said.
"You're going to do awesome."
She looked at me gratefully, but then stared down at all the books and scrolls she'd pulled from the shelved. "I'm worried, Percy. Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to do this. Or Tyson or Grover."
"Hey, we're your friends. We wouldn't miss it."
"But..." She stopped herself.
"What is it?" I asked. "The prophecy?"
"I'm sure it's fine," she said in a small voice.
"What was the last line?"
Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms.
I stepped forward and hugged her. Butterflies started turning my stomach into a mosh pit.
"Hey, it's...it's okay." I patted her back.
I was aware of everything in the room. I felt like I could read the tiniest print on any book on the shelves. Annabeth's hair smelled like lemon soap. She was shivering.
"Chiron might be right," she muttered. "I'm breaking the rules. But I don't know what else to do. I need you three. It just feels right."
"Then don't worry about it," I managed. "We've had plenty of problems before, and we solved them."
"This is different. I don't want anything happening to...any of you."
Behind me, somebody cleared his throat.
It was one of Annabeth's half-brothers, Malcolm. His face was bright red. "Um, sorry," he said. "Archery practice is starting, Annabeth. Chiron said to come find you."
I stepped away from Annabeth. "We were just looking at maps," I said stupidly.
Malcolm stared at me. "Okay."
"Tell Chiron I'll be right there," Annabeth said, and Malcolm left in a hurry.
"Annabeth rubbed her eyes. "You go ahead, Percy. I'd better get ready for archery."
I nodded, feeling more confused than I ever had in my life. I wanted to run from the cabin...but then again I didn't.

Page 125-126

I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. Something about getting chased by a large dragon lady with poison swords made it real hard to relax. I picked up my bedroll and dragged it over to where Annabeth was sitting, keeping watch.
I sat down next to her.
"You should sleep," she said.
"Can't. You doing all right?"
"Sure. First day leading the quest. Just great."
"We'll get there," I said. "We'll find the workshop before Luke does."
She brushed her hair out of her face. She had a smudge of dirt on her chin, and i imagined what she must've looked like when she was little, wandering around the country with Thalia and Luke. Once she'd saved them from the mansion of the evil Cyclops when she was only seven. Even when she looked scared, like now, I knew she had a lot of guts.
"I just wish the quest was logical," she complained. "I mean, we're traveling but we have no idea where we'll end up. How can you walk from New York to California in a day?"
"Space isn't the same in the maze."
"I know, I know. it's just..." She looked at me hesitantly. "Percy, I was kidding myself. All that planning and reading. I don't have a clue where we're going."
"You're doing great. Besides, we never know what we're doing. It always works out. Remember Circe's island?"
She snorted. "You made a cute guinea pig."
"And Waterland, how you got us thrown off that ride?"
"I got us thrown off? That was totally your fault!"
"See? It'll be fine."

Page 184

"I'm a child of Athena," she insisted. and this is an insult to my intelligence. I won't answer these questions."
Part of me was impressed with her for standing up like that. but part of me thought her pride was going to get us all killed.

Page 198

I didn't dare call after her, but I didn't like the idea of her approaching the forge on her own. If those things out there could sense a god coming, would Annabeth be safe?

The Infamous Page 203

"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"
"What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you."
"I've got a plan. I'll distract them. you can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on."
"But you'll be killed!"
"I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat an vanished.
I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality.

Page 227

Annabeth turned to face the audience. She looked terrible. Her eyes were puffy from crying, but she managed to say, "He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He..." Then she saw me. Her face went blood red. "He's right there!"
Heads turned. People gasped.
"Percy!" Beckendorf grinned. A bunch of other kids crowded around me and clapped me on the back. I heard a few curses from the Ares cabin, but Clarisse just rolled her eyes, like she couldn't believe I'd had the nerve to survive. Chiron cantered over and everyone made way for him.
"Well," he sighed with obvious relief. "I don't believe I've ever been happier to see a camper return. But you must tell me-"
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Annabeth interrupted, shoving aside the other campers. I thought she was going to punch me, but instead she hugged me so fiercely she nearly cracked my ribs. The other campers fell silent. Annabeth seemed to realize she was making a scene and pushed me away. "I-we thought you were dead, Seaweed Brain!"
"I'm sorry," I said. "I got lost."
"LOST?" she yelled. "Two weeks, Percy? Where in the world-"
"Annabeth," Chiron interrupted. "Perhaps we should discuss this somewhere more private, shall we? The rest of you, back to your normal activities!"

Page 229

Annabeth glared at me. "You are the single most annoying person I have ever met!" And she stormed out of the room.
I stared at the doorway. I felt like hitting something. "So much for being the bravest friend she's ever had."
"She will calm down," Chiron promised. "She's jealous, my boy."
"That's stupid. She's not...it's not like..."
Chiron chuckled. "It hardly matters. Annabeth is very territorial about her friends in case you haven't noticed. She was quite worried about you. And now that you're back, I think she suspects where you were marooned."

Page 244-245

"We'll try, Ms. Jackson," Annabeth said. "Keeping your son safe is a big job, though." She folded her arms and glared out the kitchen window. I picked at my napkin and tried not to say anything.
My mom frowned. "What's been going on with you two? Have you been fighting?"
Neither of us said anything.
"I see," my mom said, and I wondered if she could see through more than just the Mist. It sounded like she understood what was going on with Annabeth and me, but I sure as heck didn't. "Well, remember," she said, "Grover and Tyson are counting on you two."
"I know," Annabeth and I said at the same time, which embarrassed me even more.

Page 272

Annabeth stood. "The fire's getting low. I'll go look for some more scraps while you guys talk strategy." And she marched off into the shadows.
Rachel drew another figure with her stick-an ashy Antaeus dangling from his chains.
"Annabeth's not usually like this," I told her. "I don't know what her problem is."
Rachel raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure you don't know?"
"What do you mean?"
"Boys," she muttered. "Totally blind."

Page 329

Kampê landed on the Athena command tent, smashing it flat. I ran after her and found Annabeth at my side, keeping pace, her sword in hand.
"This might be it," she said.
"Could be."
"Nice fighting with you, Seaweed Brain."
"Ditto."

Page 347

Annabeth and I pretty much skirted around each other. I was glad to be with her, but it also kind of hurt, and it hurt when I wasn't with her, too.

Page 348

I hoped Annabeth would be riding into Manhattan with me, but she only came to see me off. She said she'd arranged to stay at camp a little longer. She would tend to Chiron until his leg was fully recovered, and keep studying Daedalus's laptop, which had engrossed her for the past two months. Then she would head back to her father's place in San Francisco.
"There's a private school out there that I'll be going to," she said. 'I'll probably hate it, but..." She shrugged.
"Yeah, well, call me, okay?"
"Sure," she said half-heartedly. "I'll keep my eyes open for..."
There it was again. Luke. She couldn't even say his name without opening up a huge box of hurt and worry and anger.

Page 351

"I'm sorry," Annabeth told me. "I-I should get back. I'll keep in touch."
"Listen, Annabeth-" I thought about Mount St. Helens, Calypso's Island, Luke, and Rachel Elizabeth Dare, and how suddenly everything had gotten so complicated. I wanted to tell Annabeth that I didn't really want to be so distant from her.
Then Argus honked his horn down the road, and I lost my chance.
"You'd better get going," Annabeth said. "Take care, Seaweed Brain."
She jogged down the hill. I watched her until she reached that cabins. She didn't look back once.

Page 352

"You've had a rough summer," he said. "I'm guessing you lost someone important. And...girl trouble?"
I stared at him. "How did you know that? Did my mom-"
He held up his hands. 'Your mom hasn't said a thing. And I won't pry. I just know there's something unusual about you, Percy. You've got a lot going on that I can't figure. But I was also fifteen once, and I'm just guessing from your expression...Well, you've had a rough time."

Page 358

"You'd better go," Poseidon said. "But, Percy, one last thing you should know. that incident at Mount St. Helens..."
For a second I thought he was talking about Annabeth kissing me, and I blushed, but then I realized he was talking about something a lot bigger.


The Demigod Files
The Bronze Dragon
Page 34-36

On the blue team were Hephaestus's cabin, Apollo, Hermes, and me—the only demigod in Poseidon's cabin. The bad news was that for once, Athena and Ares—both war god cabins—were against us on the red team, along with Aphrodite, Dionysus, and Demeter. Athena's cabin held the other flag, and my friend Annabeth was their captain.

Annabeth is not somebody you want as an enemy.

Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, seaweed brain."

"Will you stop calling me that?"

She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean,Owl-head and Wise Girl are kind of lame insults.

"You know you love it." She bumped me with her shoulder, which I guess was supposed to be friendly, but she was wearing full Greek armor, so it kind of hurt. Her gray eyes sparkled under the helmet. Her blond ponytail curled around one shoulder. It was hard for anyone to look cute in combat armor, but Annabeth pulled it off.

"Tell you what." She lowered her voice. "We're going to crush you tonight, but if you pick a safe position—like right flank, for instance—I'll make sure you don't get pulverized too much."

"Gee, thanks," I said, "but I'm playing to win."

She smiled. "See you on the battlefield."

She jogged back to her teammates, who all laughed and gave her highfives. I'd never seen her so happy, like the chance to beat me up was the best thing that had ever happened to her.

Beckendorf walked up with his helmet under his arm. "She likes you, man."

"Sure," I muttered. "She likes me for target practice."

"Nah, they always do that. A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she's into you."

"Makes a lot of sense."

Beckendorf shrugged. "I know about these things. You ought to ask her to the fireworks."

I couldn't tell if he was serious. Beckendorf was lead counselor for Hephaestus. He was this huge African American dude with a permanent scowl, muscles like a pro ballplayer, and hands calloused from working in the forges his whole life. He'd just turned eighteen and was on his way to NYU in the fall. Since he was older, I usually listened to him about stuff, but the idea of asking Annabeth to the Fourth of July fireworks down at the beach—like, the biggest dating event of the summer—made my stomach do somersaults.

Page 48

"If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said, "I'd pick you."

I just blurted it out—to give her confidence, I guess—but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid.

"Awww. . ." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy, that is so sweet!"

Annabeth blushed. "Shut up, Silena. Hand me your dagger."

I was afraid Annabeth was going to stab me with it.

Page 59

Annabeth came up to me and squeezed my shoulder. "Hey, seaweed brain, you okay?"

"Fine... I guess." I was thinking how close I'd come to being chopped into demigod hash in the dragon's mouth.

"You did great." Annabeth's smile was a lot nicer than that stupid dragon's.

"You, too," I said shakily.

Page 60-61

Watching them, with my arm around Annabeth for support, I felt pretty uncomfortable. I silently cursed Beckendorf for being so brave, and I don't mean for facing the dragon. After three years, he'd finally gotten the courage to ask Silena Beauregard out. It wasn't fair.

"You know," Annabeth said as we struggled along, "it wasn't the bravest thing I've ever seen."

I blinked. Had she been reading my thoughts?

"Um... what do you mean?"

Annabeth gripped my wrist as we stumbled through a shallow creek. "You stood up to the dragon so Beckendorf would have his chance to jump—nowthatwas brave."

"Or pretty stupid."

"Percy, you're a brave guy," she said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, it is so hard?"

We locked eyes. Our faces were, like, two inches apart. My chest felt a little funny, like my heart was trying to do jumping jacks.

"So..." I said. "I guess Silena and Charlie are going to the fireworks together."

"I guess so," Annabeth agreed.

"Yeah," I said. "Um, about that—"

I don't know what I would've said, but just then, three of Annabeth's siblings from the Athena cabin burst out of the bushes with their swords drawn.

Page 63

But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?"

She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods.

I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?"

He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day."

Interview with ANNABETH CHASE, Daughter of AthenaPage 70-71

Of all of your Camp Half-Blood friends, who would you most like to have with you in battle?
Annabeth: Oh, Percy. No contest. I mean, sure he can be annoying, but he's dependable. He's brave and he's a good fighter. Normally, as long as I'm telling him what to do, he wins in a fight.

Page 71

You've been known to call Percy "Seaweed Brain" from time to time. what's his most annoying quality?
Annabeth: Well, I don't call him that because he's so bright, do I? I mean, he's not dumb. He's actually pretty intelligent, but he acts so dumb sometimes. I wonder if he does it just to annoy me. The guy has a lot going for him. He's courageous. He's got a sense of humor. He's good-looking, but don't you dare tell him I said that.
Where was I? Oh yeah, so he's got a lot going for him, but he's so...obtuse. That's the word. I mean he doesn't see really obvous stuff, like the way people feel, even when you're giving him hints, and being totally blatant. What? No, I'm not talking about anyone or anything in particular! I'm just making a general statement. Why does everyone always think...agh! Forget it.


The Last Olympian
Page 46

Annabeth ran in right behind him, and I'll admit my heart did a little relay race in my chest when I saw her. It's not that she tried to look good. We'd been doing so many combat missions lately, she hardly brushed her curly blond hair anymore, and she didn't care what clothes she was wearing - usually the same old orange camp T-shirt and jeans, and once in a while her bronze armor. Her eyes were stormy gray. Most of the time we couldn't get through a conversation without tryign to strangle each other. Still, just seeing her made me feel fuzzy in the head. Last summer, before Luke turned into Kronos and everything went sour, there had been a few times when I thought maybe...well, that we might get past the strangle-each-other phase.

Page 48

Annabeth wiped a tear from her cheek. "I'm glad you're not dead, Seaweed Brain."
"Thanks," I said. "Me too."

Page 49

We locked eyes. I thought of a different time last summer, under Mount St. Helens, when Annabeth thought I was going to die, and she kissed me.
She cleared her throat and looked away. "Prophecy."
"Right." I put down the scimitar. "Prophecy."

Page 58

Annabeth blushed. It dawned on me that she knew I'd been hanging out with Rachel, and I felt guilty. Then I felt angry that I felt guilty. I was allowed to have friends outside of camp, right? It wasn't like...

Page 70

I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

Page 72-73

"You know..." She brushed her hair behind her ear, like she does when she's nervous. "This whole thing with Beckendorf and Silena. It kind of makes you think. About...what's important. About losing people who are important."
I nodded. My brain started seizing on little random details, like the fact that she was still wearing thos silver owl earrings from her dad, who was this braniac military history professor in San Francisco.
"Um, yeah," I stammered. "Like...is everything cool with your family?"
Okay, really stupid question, but hey, I was nervous.
Annabeth looked disappointed, but she nodded.
"My dad wanted to take me to Greece this summer," she said wistfully. "I've always wanted to see-"
"The Parthenon," I remembered.
She managed a smile. "Yeah."
"That's okay. There'll be other summers, right?"

Page 74

"Annabeth." I stopped her by the tetherball court. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I didn't know who else to trust. Plus, I'd always depended on Annabeth for advice.

Page 136

"Hold on, Seaweed Brain." It was Annabeth's voice, much clearer now. "You're not getting away from me that easily.
The cord strengthened.
I could see Annabeth now - standing barefoot above me on the canoe lake pier. I'd fallen out of my canoe. That was it. She was reaching out her hand to haul me up, and she was trying not to laugh. She wore her orange camp T-shirt and jeans. Her hair was tucked up in her Yankees cap, which was strange because that should have made her invisible.
"You are such an idiot sometimes." She smiled. "Come on. Take my hand."
Memories came flooding back to me - sharper and more colorful. I stopped dissolving. My name was Percy Jackson. I reached up and took Annabeth's hand.

Page 143

She frowned. "What is it?
"What's what?" I asked.
"You're looking at me funny."
I realized I was thinking of my strange vision of Annabeth pulling me out of the Styx River. "It's, uh, nothing."

Page 157

"She said to tell Percy: 'Remember the rivers.' And, um, something about staying away from her daughter.
I'm not sure whose face was redder: Annabeth's or mine.

Page 159

Annabeth sat at the foot of her mother's throne and cried.I wanted to comfort her, but I wasn't sure how.

Page 176

"Wait here," I told Annabeth.
"Percy, you shouldn't go alone."
"Well, unless you can breathe underwater..."
She sighed. "You are so annoying sometimes."
"Like when I'm right? Trust me, I'll be fine. i've got the curse of Achilles now. I'm all invincible and stuff."
Annabeth didn't look convinced. "Just be careful. I don't want anything to happen to you. I mean, because we need you for the battle."
I grinned. "Back in a flash."

Page 185

I kept my eyes on Annabeth.
She nodded reluctantly. "All right. Get moving."
Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see."

Page 190

In a flash I understood what had happened. He'd been trying to stab me. Judging from the position of his blade, he would've taken me - maybe by sheer luck - in the small of my back, my only weak point.
Annabeth had intercepted the knife with her own body.

Page 199-200

Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
"You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."
"You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?"
"You would've done the same for me."
It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like someone was poking my heart with a cold metal rod. "How did you know?"
"Know what?"
I looked around to make sure we were alone. Then I leaned in close and whispered: "My Achilles spot. If you hadn't taken that knife, I would've died."
She got a faraway look in her eyes. Her breath smelled of grapes, maybe from the nectar. "I don't know, Percy. I just had this feeling you were in danger. Where...where is the spot?"
I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. But this was Annabeth. If I couldn't trust her, I couldn't trust anyone.
"The small of my back."
She lifted her hand. "Where? Here?"
She put her hand on my spine, and my skin tingled. I moved her fingers to the one spot that grounded me to my mortal life. A thousand volts of electricity seemed to arc through my body.
"You saved me," I said. "Thanks."
She removed her hand, but I kept holding it.
"So you owe me," she said weakly. "What else is new?"

Page 276

I looked in the direction Annabeth had gone, but she'd disappeared into the crowd. I couldn't believe what she'd just done - saved Rachel's life, landed a helicopter, and walked away like it was no big deal.

Page 321

I pulled her up and we lay trembling on the pavement. I didn't realize we had our arms around each other until she suddenly tensed.
"Um, thanks," She muttered.
" I tried to say Don't mention it, but it came out as "Uh duh."

Page 335

Luke hardly paid me any attention. He stepped toward Annabeth, but I put myself between him and her.
"Don't touch her," I said.

Page 341

Next to me, Annabeth's knees buckled. I caught her, but she cried out in pain, and I realized I'd grabbed her broken arm.
"Oh gods," I said. "Annabeth, I'm sorry."
"It's all right," she said as she passed out in my arms.

Page 351

I glanced back. Annabeth was trying not to meet my eyes. Her face was pale. I flashed back to two years ago, when I'd thought she was going to take the pledge to Artemis and become a Hunter. I'd been on the edge of a panic attack, thinknig that I'd lose her. now, she looked pretty much the same way.

Page 359

"And my daughter?"
"I couldn't leave her," I admitted, my throat dry. "Or Grover," I added quickly. "Or-"
"Spare me." Athena stepped close to me, and I could feel her aura of power making my skin itch.

Page 372-374

"Hey." Anabeth slid next to me on the bench. "Happy birthday."
She was holding a huge misshapen cupcake with blue icing.
I stared at her. "What?"
"It's August 18," she said. "Your birthday, right?"
I was stunned. It hadn't even occurred to me, but she was right. I had turned sixteen this morning - the same morning I'd made the choice to give Luke the knife. The prophecy had come true right on schedule, and I hadn't even thought about the fact that it was my birthday.
"Make a wish," she said.
"Did you bake this yourself?" I asked.
"Tyson helped."
"That explains why it looks like a chocolate brick. " I said. "With extra blue cement."
Annabeth laughed.
I thought for a second, the blew out the candle.
We cut it in half and shared, eating with our fingers. amnnabeth sat next to me, and we watched the ocean. Crickets and monsters were making noises in the woods, but otherwise it was quiet.
"You saved the world," she said
"We saved the world."
"And Rachel is the new Oracle, which means she won't be dating anybody."
"You don't sound disappointed," I noticed.
Annabeth shrugged. "Oh, I don't care."
"Uh-uh."
She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"
"You'd probably kick my butt."
"You know I'd kick your butt."
She brushed the cake off my hands. "When I was at the river Styx, turning invulnerable...Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to saty mortal."
Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah?
"The up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-"
"Oh, you so wanted to."
"Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought - I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. and I was thinking..." My throat felt really dry.
"Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft.
I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile.
"You're laughing at me," I complained.
"I am not!"
"You are so not making this easy."
"Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands round my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."
When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body.
I could've stayed that way forever, except a voice behind us growled, "Well, it's about time!"
Suddenly the pavilion was filled with torchlight and campers. Clarisse led the way as the eavesdroppers charged and hoisted us both onto their shoulders.
"Oh, come on!" I complained. "Is there no privacy?
"The lovebirds need to cool off!" Clarisse said with glee.
"The canoe lake!" Connir Stoll shouted.
With a huge cheer, they carried us down the hill, but they kept us close enough to hold hands. Annabeth was laughing, and I couldn't help laughing too, even though my face was completely red.
We held hands right up to the moment they dumped us into the water.
Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey - when you're the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry.
An it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.

Page 375

Camp went late that summer. It lasted two more weeks, right up to the start of a new school year, and I have to admit they were the best two weeks of my life.
Of course, Annabeth would kill me if I said anything different, but there was a lot of other great stuff going on too.

Page 377

"You're still my best friend."
He grinned. "Except for Annabeth."
"That's different."
"Yeah," he agreed. "It sure is."

Page 380

Annabeth, thank goodness, would be staying in New York. She'd gotten permission from her parents to attend a boarding school in the city so she could be close to Olympus and oversee the rebuilding efforts.
"And close to me?" I asked.
"Well, someone's got a big sense of his own importance." But she laced her fingers through mine. I remembered what she'd told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought - just maybe - we were off to a good start.


Pairings I support:

Percabeth

Thalico (i know, crazy, but worth something)

Tratie

Silendorf

Chrisse

Gruniper

Jasper (Piper Jason)

PJO

Harry Potter Pairings:

ScorpiusxRose

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.(credit goes to Chick With Brains)

The Harry Potter Pledge

If I get a facial scar,

I'll think of Harry P

And if my brothers take all control

I'll think of Ron Weasley

If my hair is like a bush

I'll think Hermione G

Or if I feel too overworked

I'll think of poor Dobby

And if I feel just like a snoot

I'm Draco M that day

If I am simply just a hoot

I'm Hedwig all the way

If I feel way too wise and old

I'll think of Dumbledore

Or I'll be dear old Neville L

Any time I snore

I'll think of Hagrid every time

The food is just too bad

And Voldemort will fill my mind

Whenever I am mad

My blood will run gold every time

That I am truly brave

Or I'll be a Marauder

When I simply can't behave

Sevy Snape will be my guy

When love is complicated

And I'm Delores Umbridge

When I am simply hated

Hogwarts is my only home

Until I'm cold and dead

And when I put down one of the books

It won't be left unread

I pledge my life to Harry P

And the magic world around

Cuz JKR has touched my life

And to Harry James Potter, I am bound

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

1Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8Yell out what is going to happen.

9Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19Try to start a wave.

20Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23Sing with the theme music.

24Bring and use your own air freshener.

25At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

36Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

39Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

41Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

42Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

43Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

44Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

45Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

46Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

47Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

48Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

49Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

50Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

51Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

52Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

39 Things to do at Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

36. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

37. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

38. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

39. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

Things Learned From Percy Jackson

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batteof the Labyrinth
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- Th,e Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN...

-You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth

-You are completely convinced one of your female teachers is a fury

-You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis

-You blame Poseidon for bad weather

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses

-You burn food to see if it smells good

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-You’re in a swimming race and you pray and sacrifice to Poseidon

-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo

-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood

-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying in a plane, etc.) and hope Zeus won’t blast you out of the air

-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you (aw!)

-You bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere

-When something bad happens, randomly blame Kronos

-You sometimes try to control water

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months (they're the best 3 months of your life)

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-When you go to Office Max for pens, you ask for one that turns into a sword

-Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor

-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say, "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

-You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry)

-Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and Space Museum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists

-Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...)

-Blame Athena for bad grades

-Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane

-Glare at donut store chains and blame it on the Hydra

-Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution

-You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all)

-Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne

-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it

-You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant

-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail

-You go to the Hallmark store and say you need to get a father’s/mother’s day card for your godly parent

-You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear

-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary

-You know who your godly parent is

-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again

-When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed

-You refuse to lie down on a waterbed

-You ask suffers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon

-You go to CVS and ask for Hermes vitamins in gummies

-You know more about PJO than most sane people

-You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

-You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things

-You are so obessed with the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)

-You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list

-You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO

-You dream of Percy and other PJO characters every night

-You think this list could go on into infinity (which I do)


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.


You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (YESSS!)

You write fan fictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (sometimes, my friends got amused at first, but after I did it five times, they got annoyed.)

Everything reminds you of the book. (yes)

You quote random lines all the time. (yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (no, but I have a bunch in my computer desktop)

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than ten.)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (yes)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no... well, sometimes, if it's a character I really like (R.I.P Tonks, Fred, Remus, Silena, Bianca, etc.!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no- I wouldn't murder a character!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes)

Your idol is a character from a book (yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters and authors).

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If you're obsessed with Percy and the Olympians, post this to your profile. :DD


If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile


If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/FayeJackson

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas

I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam

Lilly Luna Chase/Lil (daughter of Apollo...Woot!)

Erin Hunters (daughter of Athena)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black)Ashliiee(Sirius Black, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, James Potter, Harry POtter, and Remus LUpin), Artemis GoH (there's a lot...: Fred and George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, young Sirius Black, Scorpius Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Sam Evans, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Nico Di Angelo, Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, and more that I can't remember)xXxBlack.DovexXx(Jem Carstairs, Nico di Angelo, Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy, Jace Lightwood, Will Herondale, Prince Ash, Young Sirius Black, Young Remus Lupin, Noel Khan, Jasper Whitlock the human, Young James Potter, Jason Grace, Edmund Pevensie, Daniel Grigori, Robert Bellegarde, Teddy Lupin, and whole bunch of others that I'm to lazy to type), Lilly Luna Chase (Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Garrison Fieldman [School of Fear]), Erin Hunters 4 Ever( Nico di Angelo, Connor Stoll, Trouble Kelp, Artemis Fowl, Alabaster Torrington, Apollo{from PJO}, and probably more, but my memory isn't that good.)

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The Lost Daughter by kronos army reviews
Sadie Kane has awoken in a mysterious place. she discovers she is the daughter of Aphrodite and must combine the Greek and Egyptian worlds or else all will fall to Gaia and Apophis On Hiatus
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sadie K.
Who Wants the Medusa? by QuayJaquelinXeomaraZendaya reviews
This is my first fan fic- no flames please. Follows The Medusa Plot, but has some changes. Future AmyxJason.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 56,259 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Percy J., Amy C. - Complete
De-Aged by The Bibliomaniac reviews
The Doctor and Jack have fallen into trouble and now they're children! Does the secret to regaining their age lie within the walls of Hogwarts?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 55,341 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Not There To See Me Fall by Loads of Randomness reviews
Second in my 'Falling' Trilogy. They've admitted they've fallen in love but they've fallen apart. What are the werewolves doing? What's happening at Hogwarts? Will their whole world fall apart? When will they pick up the pieces?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,476 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
My immortal dads by ncalkins reviews
Harry is the son of Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon made by their blood. but what happens when he is kidnapped and years later found at hogwarts. They found their son but is he willing to get to know them. AU ooc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,195 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P.
Apollo, Sister of Artemis? by Emmy Simpson reviews
Percy and Annabeth discover a demigod outside of camp borders who doesn't know who she is. Artemis Fowl discovers reports of demigods in New York. Is there any connection? Please read, it's my first fan fic ever!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Artemis F., Percy J.
The Time Turner and the TARDIS by australia831 reviews
Hermione Granger reads about someone who used a defective time turner and got caught in time. She decides that she doesn't want this to happen again, so she uses her own time turner to go back to try and find out what was wrong with it. At the same time that she is traveling back, the Doctor is driving his TARDIS to that same time period. What will happen when witch meets timelord?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
School of Chaos by luciangirl06 reviews
Amy goes back to school. What will happen when she meets her sneaky relatives? What will happen once she meets Annabeth and Percy? A powerful demigod is sure to attract monsters. Takes place after TLO and Into the Gauntlet. Notice: This fan fiction is undergoing major renovations. New readers are welcome to read. For the old ones, please re-read.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Amy C., Ian K.]
Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews
Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! out of charactor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,790 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Clarisse R., Hades, Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Olympians to Students by miyame-chan reviews
The twin gods are sent to the mortal world and are supposed to act like your average teenage students until they learn to cooperate with each other. But will they be able to survive under the pressures of being a mortal student?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,115 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Artemis, Apollo
The Next Generation by TsukiyoTenshi reviews
When the children were sent off to live with Tony, we all knew the Avengers were gone. But what if they weren't? What if something happened to keep them away for so long? As impossible as it may seem, the Avengers are indeed alive. MY take on the film. COMPLETE!
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,209 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
The Great Mistake by neldnew1 reviews
What happens when three half-bloods, two magicians,and a god end up going to the same school? Please read and review!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Illness in Olympus by RachyIsMe reviews
Olympus has an outbreak of an unknown sickness which is making the Gods really ill and sometimes their children. Only one person knows the cure, but they might not be willing to help.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Apollo, Artemis
Only Nico by FantasyDweller13 reviews
A series of one-shots in alphabetical order about the one and only Nico di Angelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,697 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Nico A.
Cato and Clove, a Story of Hope by Fandoms-Girl reviews
All of Clove's life she's dreamed of being a tribute in the Hunger Games. This is her year to shine. But when the tributes are chosen for the 74th Hunger Games, she learns that her crush, Cato, will also be going into the arena. This is a story of life over love. In the Hunger Games, you never know how things will go. Will Clove live? Will she end up with Cato?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Cato, Clove
Truth or Dare by verygoodwriter 27 reviews
Just another random day at camp half blood right...Wrong!The characters start a game of truth or dare what will happen? read to find out First fanfic : R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
All or Nothing by animerox2320 reviews
Hey it's me again. I can't remember what this 1 is about so ya anyway I have a person who helps me and she has an account on ff. her name on here is Mikarune *fore shadowy silence* so ya she deserves credit in making these stories. Anyway READ MY STORY! There are currently two other stories after this one that are already written, just need to be typed. *mysterious silence*
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Brolly, Kagome H.
Two Weeks by Rointheta reviews
Rose and the Doctor wake up in a prison cell and realise they've swapped bodies.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,404 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Arms of the Ocean by BelieveInNargles13 reviews
While exploring a planet, the Doctor runs into an old "friend". The Master. And he's out for revenge. The Master kidnaps Rose and leaves the Doctor a long series of clues to find her. He eventually does, but what has the Master put her through? And will she ever be able to fully recover?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,452 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., The Master, 11th Doctor - Complete
Jack and Discorded Whooves by Nico.Da.Ghost.King reviews
Jack and the Doctor are meant to be together. But when the Doctor goes missing, and their relationship is put to the test, will all be lost? Or will they pull through?
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Jack H., Doctor Whooves
Something Blue by Amelyani reviews
Something out of this world has Detective Kate Becket and Richard Castle stumped as they solve a strange series of murders while planning their wedding. And when things can't get any more bizarre, they meet a odd man in a pinstripe suit with unkempt hair, babbling on about bio-psychic residue and alien technology. Who is this Doctor and will Kate finally believe in the impossible?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rick C., Kate B.
Nathaniel Cahill by LadyBluePhoenix reviews
HP xover. Insted of raising Harry as Albus wanted, Petunia sent Harry to an ophanage were he was adopted by Hope Cahill and Arthur Trent. Harry Potter is dead, Nathaniel Cahill took his place. The world will never be the same.R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P.
Addictive by BunBunBun reviews
A near-death experience leaves Jack hopeful and the Doctor with an unhealthy addiction. What starts as an experiment turns into a relationship, but can it ever last? Jack x Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [10th Doctor, Jack H.] 11th Doctor - Complete
11 Doctors by MadHat886 reviews
The Doctor's past selves suddenly find themselves all meeting each other. And the past selves are in for a shock when they see the newest Doctor and his two companions.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2013
Screw the Screwdriver! by bubblecandyrock reviews
The Doctor has always found it infuriating that even in a sticky situation (that's usually Jack's fault), the Captain won't stop flirting. Silly little oneshot featuring Jack as Jack and a flustered Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Invisible Crossroads by PhantomWhispers reviews
Through the turns of several unusual and mind twisting events, Artemis encounters the demigods. He asks them for a favor, but in the end, is it actually a favor for either of them? Chapter 27. Undefined hiatus: will be resolved in the future.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,053 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Artemis F., Annabeth C.
Like A Falling Star by Loads of Randomness reviews
Prequel to my Falling Series. This is a story about Tonks' life until we meet her in the books. Let's follow her as she falls over her own feet, trips over her words, stumbles into danger but always finds the strength to haul herself back up again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - N. Tonks
How I Died & Lived by needtakehave reviews
Finding out Rose is pregnant sets in motion many things for the Doctor who always plays by the time rules. How will Rose survive pregnant with an alien child without the Doctor in a parallel universe? Will connect through Seasons 3, 4, and bring in characters from Seasons 5, 6 and 7.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Clara O.
Aliens of London by dog-tooth reviews
Sherlock and John meet the Doctor and Rose when an 'alien spaceship' crashes into Big Ben. Based off the Doctor Who episode 'Aliens of London' with several Sherlock characters making an appearance along the way. Rated T for later content.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - 9th Doctor, Sherlock H.
The Paradox by SatanPit reviews
The TARDIS brings the Tenth Doctor and Rose back in time and forward in time and picking up the Ninth and Eleventh Doctor and no one knows what is holding back the paradox. They all land at 221B Baker Street and Sherlock and John get dragged along! (Pre-Season 7 finale so Tennant is still 10, Chris is still 9, Matt is still 11 to our knowledge) (JOHNLOCK FLUFF)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Percy's new little brother by ncalkins reviews
What if Percy met Nico in the Lotus hotel and casino? What if Annabeth and Grover stayed there and the Di Angelo's went? How would Hades react? AU OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Adopting Harry by Professor Pang reviews
When Harry's on the run after blowing up Marge, Fudge decides that the best way to protect the Boy Who Lived is to make him live with one of his Aurors. And who'd be more eager than our favorite, newly graduated, pink-haired Metamorphmagus?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,365 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
Bad Wolf V: Something Blue by Alexannah reviews
The planet of New Vegas holds their most interesting wedding to date. Ten/Bad Wolf
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Bad Wolf - Complete
A Blue Box on Baker Street by Elijah-ships-johnlock reviews
AU: Sherlock spots a blue police box that has mysteriously appeared across the street from their flat. He and John decide to investigate. Ninth Doctor, by the way. Why are there never any wholock fics featuring the ninth doctor? Ah well..this one does :P Reviews are welcome and appreciated.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Rose T., 9th Doctor, John W., Sherlock H.
Sharing a Lovegood by teanotes reviews
Luna Lovegood discovers that differences don't matter when you've kept friendships stronger than any magical war. Editing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Luna L.
Isaiah by PennyStarling17 reviews
Sarah and Sky name their baby Isaiah. Fluff.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sky M., Sarah B. - Complete
Unrequited by FirstRabid reviews
"I know what it's like. It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist." - The Doctor How the Doctor knows what that feels like. The 9th Doctor has an unrequited love for Rose Tyler. But she doesn't seem to even know he's male. And now, he is sure she's fallen for Jack. Things come to light when Jack and the Doctor are both hurt in a fight.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Victorious Meets Percy Jackson by fizzydrink698 reviews
When the Victorious gang find out they're demi-gods, things take a turn for the strange. And from strange to worse, they find out the Titans are rising AGAIN. NOT PERCY/TORI ROMANCE KINDA...THING! Rated T because I'm always paranoid.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Percy J., Tori V.
The Reasons Why by The Legend of Rune Factory reviews
Lt. Logan Brannigan was once a crapshooter. But now, he patrols the streets of New York in an effort to rid it of the game he once loved. Why did he change? Why did he suddenly become a goody two-shoes? The answer lies with his visit to Miss Sarah Brown after the raid on the Save-A-Soul Mission. Takes place after "I've Never Been In Love Before" but before "More I Cannot Wish You".
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Sarah B. - Complete
Something About Her by Anybodys reviews
Sky thinks about the girl he has accidentally fallen in love with. Set between "I've Never Been in Love Before" and "Luck Be a Lady."
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Sky M., Sarah B. - Complete
Stars and Lights by Anybodys reviews
Sky and Sarah go back to Havana after they're married. Super fluffy.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sky M., Sarah B. - Complete
Nicely Nicely Janeson and the Genderbent Crew by FluffyKittensYay reviews
After Adelaide and Nathan's long waited wedding, Nicely goes home extra tired! He has yet again another crazy dream. But this time... He's a girl?
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sarah B., Nathan D., Adelaide, Nicely J.
iAm A DemiWhat? by tiffc10 reviews
Percy, Nico, Thalia, and Annabeth are sent to Seattle to get the iCarly gang to camp safely. But when the iCarly gang find out, they can't believe they're demi-gods. After all, the Greek gods don't exist and they're just normal, right? Wrong. Rated T
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Percy J., Carly S.
Births of the New Blood of the Pharaohs by Dream Out Loud 18 reviews
This is kind of like my PJO story, "Birth of the New Heroes", only with the blood of the pharaohs! The birth of the kids of Zarter, OC/OC, Jalt, and Sanubis! Epilogue uploaded! COMPLETED.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Adelaide Masterson and Sarah Detroit? by JennaTheMusicalPythonite reviews
What if Adelaide developed feelings for Sky, and Sarah for Nathan?
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Adelaide, Sarah B.
Bad Wolf IV: The Sound of Screams by Alexannah reviews
It wasn't being kept prisoner by the Master that hurt the Doctor. It wasn't being aged or kicked around. It was the separation from Bad Wolf. Ten/Bad Wolf
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2013 - 10th Doctor, Bad Wolf - Complete
Fries and Jealousy by IHeartScience reviews
Kat likes Hale, Hale likes Kat, Kat doesn't know, Nick asks Kat out, Kat says yes, Hale gets pissed and people keep stealing Simon's fries
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Kat B., Hale - Complete
Harry Sirius Potter and the Goblet of Fire by mystiquewitch reviews
James and Lily Potter were attacked and killed by Voldemort, leaving behind three young sons, but when Voldemort was unable to kill eight year old Harry, he was weakened, and fled, now six years later Harry now fourteen is forced to be in a tournament he didn't want to be in, and he may just end up fighting for his life. And on top of that there is rumors of Voldemort returning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,395 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Very Cahill Musical by IHeartScience reviews
Oh yeah. You read the title right. And how could you not want to read it? Oh also, you need to read the authors note for the story to make sense. You know, just saying. Please read and review and give me songs suggestions!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,087 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012
Meeting On Facebook? by Saving People Slaying Things reviews
Our beloved characters from harry potter and percy jackson meeting online? All the classic couples. rated T because i feel like it. The format is no longer allowed on fanfiction, I may continue it elsewhere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Adventures of The Silver Bullets vol 1 by Arthur Drakoni reviews
New Avalon: city of science-heroes and adventure! It is here the great detective L (aka Todd in the Shadows) assembled his team of heroes: the Silver Bullets. Join Percy Jackson, Kurumu, Mizore, Edward and Alphonse Elric, Mako, and Bolin as they battle evil in New Avalon and beyond! It's a modern day adventure with a silver age spirit! Mega Crossover!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012
Somehow Related by Rebecca Calzone reviews
Percy Jackson and Harry Potter are cousins. Percy, Sally, Nico, and Thalia visit the Dursleys. The Order comes and the demigods get involved. Set during OoP. I sorta screwed up PJO canon to make it fit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Bad Wolf II: Three's a Crowd by Alexannah reviews
"Maybe the TARDIS just doesn't like me," Martha said grumpily once she had dried off and stood shivering in her dressing-gown. It had been a joke, really, but she hadn't expected the Doctor's eyes to widen and a slightly guilty look to appear on his face. "Doctor?" Ten/Bad Wolf
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Bad Wolf - Complete
Bad Wolf I: Ghosts by Alexannah reviews
"It's me, Doctor, really. I may not be the real Rose, but I'll be Rose. Forever." Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Bad Wolf - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix Kidnaps Annabeth Chase by mystiquewitch reviews
Annabeth is in England looking for a new demigod, when she comes across a boy who is being attacked, by what she is told are dementors after helping weird poeple show up and takes her to a creepy house, were she learns the boy she helped is the demigod she was looking for, now she has to get him to camp half-blood. REDONE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,186 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Piper M. - Complete
Taken and Hidden by Kaplan Au reviews
When in London on vacation, Percy is mistaken for Harry and dragged away by Death Eaters. At the same time, the Order "rescues" Annabeth and hides her at Hogwarts to protect her. After SoN and during 6th year. 1st Fanfic, so no flames please
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,723 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ginny W., Annabeth C.
Weep not for an Angel by RegalPrincessOfMagic reviews
They were almost upon the group when it arrived. A big blue telephone box, right behind the five teenagers. The door opened and a tall man with a pinstriped suit and a bow tie leaned out. "Hello out there. You seem in a spot of trouble so I've decided to help you out. Come on in before those blasted Angels get you." He moved out of the way. "Hell yeah we're coming!" Darielle went
Crossover - Doctor Who & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, Artemis F.
Dona Nobis Pacem by ZeenoMCR reviews
On the hunt for Ten, Donna finds the Doctor, but it's the wrong one. Nine meets Donna, sass is had, and there's a bit of humour, too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 9th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Percy and Harry: 1602 by Arthur Drakoni reviews
The year is 1602 and demigods Perseo Jackson and Annabeth Chase have been dispatched by Queen Isabella to kill Queen Elizabeth, but can Harry Potter and company stop this plot, and how do Roberto Pendraco and New World girl Kot-Niz fit into all this?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Meet the Not So Pharoah Wizards by Sailor Girl3 reviews
Sequel to The Hate Lists Collide. Now that the Greek and Egyptian Gods have teamed up, they send their best heroes to Hogwarts, so that the British Wizards can be alerted to the Evil Alliance of Voldemort, Kronos, and Aphosis. Thanks, Snowflake!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
The Lost Key by Alice V reviews
A key's been stolen, a hidden eye is wanted by all and some bloodthirsty monsters invade a certain castle... The laws are broken everywhere, and the wizards end up seeing themselves in the middle of a chaos they never suspected that could exist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,561 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
One Date by Never-strike-twice reviews
Set after the Atlantis Complex, this is the story of the 'one date' Holly and Trouble have. Please R & R, it's better than this, I just can't write summaries.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Interviewing the Cluehunters by TheNinjaNerd reviews
After, um, some convincing, the Madrigals agreed to let me interview the Cluehunters on the condition I never speak of what was said outside the rather small and uncomfortable interview room. Well, Im not speaking, now am I? :
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Uniting The Wizards and Demigods by Saving People Slaying Things reviews
The classic Percy and Co. going to hogwarts to teach in preparation for their war. Takes place after TLO, before TLH, and around HBP. P/A R/H H/G T/N N/L etc. ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Across the River by AzureInfinitum reviews
She can't help it, really. Sadie can travel the whole world to her heart's content, but there's one city that she isn't allowed to go to. Which, of course, means that she has to go to Manhattan.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,221 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Birthday Gift by am95 reviews
It's Annabeth's birthday, and Percy's gone missing! What's happening? Set between LO and TL H. Rated T just to be safe. Shows the dangers you have to face to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend in the world of demigods!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,695 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
Invictus by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH post-TLG SPOILERS 'The evening light poured in from the western-facing window to cast a shadow over her features...'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bad Romance by vermismortifer reviews
Artemis finds himself confronted with LOVE. Will he keep his sanity?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Everything's Perfect Or So It Seems by animerox2320 reviews
if you havent read Dark Dreams of a Whitlighter then GO READ IT or this wont make any sense. GohanxPiccolo GotenxTrunks GokuxVegeta. Dont like dont read. rating my change
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Gohan, Kagome H. - Complete
Storm Warning by Quetzalcoatls reviews
Sequel to StormFront-The first battle may have been won, but the war has just begun. Chaos is stirring and a goddess had been captured.Someone in the shadows has their own plans and our 6 demigods are right in the middle of it. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,617 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
Percy Jackson: the last puppet bender! by Arthur Drakoni reviews
Fairly self-explanitory. A parody of Avatar the Last Puppet Bender with Percy Jackson and the Olympians characters! HOPE YOU ENJOY! I suggest you see the videos on youtube first if you never saw them! :-D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010
What Happens When Camp Half Blood Goes Crazy by It'sFun2BCrazy reviews
Something is seriously wrong with Camp Half Blood. Chiron is going Gothic, Aphrodite girls are playing sports, Clarisse is wearing dresses.Annabeth is the only sane one left. She is desperately trying to pass on her story to you before she too loses it...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,881 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Annabeth C.
The HalfWay Point by Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard reviews
Liz is a not-so normal girl. What to know why? Well, she's a witch. What will happen if she is also a demigod? Follow her and her friends on their adventures through both magical worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., OC, Percy J.
Wings, Gods, and Wands Unite! by peculiarities reviews
A crossover of Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter. Sort of unfinished, there is no epilogue, but the actual story is complete. Sorry for those of you who wanted an epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson meets Eragon and Saphira by jessicalynnleblanc reviews
CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE RE-WRITE! Fighting off intruders from getting into the Varden. Eragon and Saphira end up at camp Half-Blood. They meet Percy and his friends, and together, they must stop Galbatorix and Kronos before all Hades breaks loose.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,607 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Ridiculousness by psychedout9 reviews
"So,I take it you don't like spiders either?" He made a face, "Yeah, you could say that." Alec and Annabeth have a little run-in, quite literally. ONESHOT.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Alec L.
Big Three Cats! by ncalkins reviews
The big three are turned into cats! They are sent to their kids and bound to them to stay in the same room as them. The Big three only have a portion of their powers...Wait what's up with Percy and Paul?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
PJatO Random Word Challenge by RedVinesGirl11 reviews
The Percy Jackson Random Word Challenge! You take a random word and make a drabble out of it, Rated T for Mild Themes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Very Cahill Christmas by IHeartScience reviews
It's christmas for the cahills and of course choas insues. Jonah/Amy,Hamilton/Amy,Ian/Amy,And Dan/Natalie rated T just because.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
Triforce Trilogy: The Switch by FlameTamer16 and IceBreaker14 reviews
When Kronos and Voldemort decide to ban together to get rid the heroes, the demigods find themselves at Hogwarts to take on the Triwizard cup, and the wizards at Camp-Half Blood, to tackle the Labyrinth. Percabeth fluff, and Hinny. Can they make it home?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,756 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
The avengers: babysitting? by Piratequeen0 reviews
Hawkeye has an issue his sister, Laura is away on a business trip and has left him to babysit his two young nieces and nephew what's going to happen when the avengers go from super heros to super sitters?
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,895 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hawkeye, Iron Man
What is NOT Nico's diary by CharlieandtheMoon reviews
a chance incounter between the Kanes and Nico in What is NOT Nicos diary.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
WTF by ncalkins reviews
Percy turned into a girl! WHAT! Zeus, Posiden, Hades, Apollo and Hermes are falling for her. Wait, what dose Luke and mr. D want. Please tell me Kronos stays away. Hopfuly you deside and how he would come! ooc
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Tagged HermesXPercy by ncalkins reviews
I got tagged to put up some of my fav. parings this is the Hermes and Percy one. Hermes is walking by the beach when he incounters Percy and then he askes a unexpected question.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Percy J., Hermes - Complete
Finding family by ncalkins reviews
When it's found out that Harry Potter is the son of sally jackson, Posiedon, Hades, and Zues. Thaila, Nico, Percy and basicly everyone is thrown into worrie for Harry. ooc abused Harry Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Cupcake by ncalkins reviews
Apollo and Percy are getting married but wait why is everyone acting to weird? Slash between Apollo and Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Apollo, Percy J. - Complete
A Well Earned Rest by authorwannabe101 reviews
The Avengers are in New York City when the Battle of Manhattan happens, and they don't go to sleep. Also, Clint has a secret. Will the Avengers make it through? Little bit of OOCness, as this is my first time doing an Avengers fic. One-shot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Percy J., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Consuming by SpellStorm reviews
"She didn't look up, didn't turn around. The pain on her back was almost unbearable, but she bared it, because the pain in her heart was all the more consuming." After Inheritance. ON HIATUS!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Arya, Eragon S.
Drabbles of a Newkirk by needneverbehopeless reviews
drabbles Newkirk eavesdropping missunderstanding Dalek oneshots of hilarity!
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Newkirk
My life, in your world by Light of Night reviews
Luna Lovegood gets left on a train to Rome. Since she's not supposed to be there; she ends up in the only seat left. Whitch happens to be with Minerva and the other stowaway, Holly, even though she's not human. Then everything that happens after.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [Luna L., Artemis F.]
Bella Gerant Alii by needneverbehopeless reviews
Deryn V. Sharp survived an accident that killed her father and crippled her twin. when she gets the option to join the US Airforce as her brother, she takes it. But Deryn never expected to fall in love...
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Deryn S., Alek F.
Pursuit of the Lost Ones by Max Cio reviews
What happens if Leo, Piper, Jason, and Annabeth go on a quest to look for Percy and make an alliance with the Romans, while Carter and Sadie are on their own personal quest to look for Zia? When the two clash, secrets are revealed, and chaos is rising...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,550 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011
I am Lord Potter by The Tantalus Complex reviews
When Harry Potter is 4 and he lets loose an untamed, powerful blast of accidental magic, his life will change forever, and any hope of his life being canon goes down the drain. Powerful!Harry; Educated!Harry; Manipulating!Dumbledore; Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
You remind me of someone by fact-and-fiction reviews
It was a normal day at camp until four centaurs carrying a certain Golden trio and an unconscious death eater appears. Annabeth wasn't ready for this, especially since Percy's still missing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,697 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Draco M., Annabeth C.
Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
What if 14 Hogwarts students came to Camp Half-Blood with Dumbledore to help in the Titan War? Percabeth, HPGW, RWHG. Rated T for romance and violence. Violence is later on. HP/PJO crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
Born from Jealousy by Hahs reviews
It isn't just Artemis who we thought would never have a child. When Zeus leaves Hera once again to spend time with a mortal woman, Hera decides to have a baby of her own; a half-blood child. But what happens when Zeus finds out? BACK FOR GOOD! D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,096 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Hera, Zeus
A Star Is Born by 1-Artemis-Hunter-1 reviews
Annabeth gets pregnant,Athena disapproves but this time she crosses the line.Annabeth & Percy run away & their daughter is very special.Later, at a school talent show that Alex's friends force her to do Alex gets a huge surprise that will change her life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,875 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
This is Our Secret by z dream reviews
Watch out Cahills. We are not alone. We are not to be underestimated. Read if you dare; a story meant to keep out of...the faint-hearted's sight. The Cahill's have something new to fear.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010
The Stoll Brothers and The Weasley Twins by Lidi999 reviews
When the Weasley twins go to Long Island, New York, they meet the Stoll brothers. Who just have snuck out of camp. So this is the story of what happens when you put the four biggest prankers in history together.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Fred W., Connor S.
The Three Mauraders by Pheonix476 reviews
Find out what happens when Artemis Fowl, Sherlock Holmes mix of tv show and movie , and Percy Jackson, come together at hogwarts. The story is much better than the summary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Artemis F.
Tis the Season to be Random by helotastic reviews
From awkward mistletoe encounters to drunken house-elves to overprotective dads, here are 25 fun Christmas one-shots spanning several decades of holiday cheer. Marauders, Golden Trio, New Generation, etc. Will be updated once a day until Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Still Alive by needneverbehopeless reviews
Nico was having a very bad day, until a winged emo dude crashed into him. Then, he was having a very VERY bad day. At least he was still alive. sort of prequel to Midnight in Manhattan. Post TLO and MAX. Co-write with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar. R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Fang, Nico A.
When Lightning Strikes by Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard reviews
What happens when 5 fangirls get sucked into the Lightning Thief? Bad Things... Very Bad Things... Will they be able to get out of the book in one piece or is there a traitor in the bunch?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Percy J., OC - Complete
A Mari Usque Ad Mare by Leviticus Wilkes reviews
Artemis Fowl and Deryn Sharp trapped between dimensions! Butler and Volger arguing with each other! Opal Koboi and ... Opal Koboi? A continuation of Ezqueza's Levi Af. T for fowl haha foreign language.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,859 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Artemis F., Deryn S. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Who doesn't like frozen yogurt by IHeartScience reviews
Just something I wrote when bored. Rated T because frozen yogurt is deadly.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Jonah W., Sinead S. - Complete
The Eyes of the Enemies by LoveGreenEyes001 reviews
Wizards and demigods don't make a good combination, but they'll have to get a long if they want to kill the forces of evil. They can only do that if they can keep from killing each other because getting along isn't always easy. Chapter SEVEN is up!HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Truth Behind the Magic by Blue Little Hearts reviews
The Vespers have found a new source of power in the demons of the Underworld. With that, five Cahills prophesied to defeat them receive the powers of their ancestors. Join Jonah, Hamilton, Ian, Amy, and Sinead, as they unveil the truth behind the magic.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
Submit a Character by Iamtotallyluvinmylife reviews
When all else fails, Greece, Egypt, and Rome band together. Only, it's a bit...um...complicated. Please submit a character, I have none, and I like to include my readers! Submissions on hold...for now. Until I can finish with the characters I have.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,903 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011
Avengers Next by magicrobins reviews
Next generation. Story information on my profile as well as character pictures. Canon characters will make appearances. DISCONTINUED.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2012
A Twisted Christmas Carol by musiclover3 reviews
Jonah's trying to get everyone into the Christmas spirit. How? By telling the story of a Christmas Carol with a few twists. Using the Cahills as characters, of course!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Marauders: Growing Up by Loads of Randomness reviews
Follow James Potter, Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Marlene McKinnon, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Frank Longbottom, Alice Smith, Severus Snape and Kingsley Shacklebolt as they grow up in a time of gathering darkness. Friendship, rivalries, idiocy and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Future of the Lupins by Professor Pang reviews
My version of what would've happened in the future if the Lupins survived the Battle of Hogwarts. Tonks' POV, Fred survived as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - N. Tonks - Complete
The Lies We Believed by AliCloud reviews
"The men brought their captive into the light and for the first time Harry could clearly see the boy. He was about 16, with black hair that hung a bit over his sea green eyes." Percy's headed for Hogwarts, and all Hades is about to break loose.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
A Not So Merry Cahill Christmas by musiclover3 reviews
The Cahills go to the Kabra mansion for Christmas. Amy and Ian are caught under the mistletoe, Jonah has a secret, the gifts are stolen, and Natalie's friends play matchmaker. What are the Cahills to do?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Starlit by SimplySupreme reviews
The ending of Inheritance was a bummer. Really, I didn't like it at all. So, naturally, I decided to rewrite it. This new alternate ending to the story will make more sense, and give new hope to the dreamers out there. EXA, MXN, SXF, etc. Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Additional Rules by stopthattimerave reviews
This is actually for loads of book series, I just chose those two because. Basically, loads of characters are stuck staying with a mage in her house and chaos/hilarity/confusion ensue. Please read!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011
Prank Calling by TheOtherUsernamesWereTaken reviews
WARNING: Beware the OOCness! The Cahill's prank call each other and then others! Rated T because of my paranoia. Read it already!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011
Inspired by Fowlfan5 reviews
Jonah had it all, and Sinead couldn't be more jealous. Why did he have to come into her life and Wizard it up? Meanwhile, Jonah couldn't find any inspiration for his song... will a certain someone help him? I realized there are little J/S stories, R&R!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,940 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jonah W., Sinead S. - Complete
Lupin's Suprise by Purdy's OUTLAW reviews
Remus finds out that his siblings were killed by death eaters and they left behind their four year old daughters in Tonks and Remus's care. Takes place before Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The Story of the Braham by Follower of Pan reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Grover have quested over America, 5 times. Carter and Sadie once. But now they'll go all over the world and brave barons, monks, and pirates in a near hopeless attempt to stop an every god for himself all out war. Ragnarok, Book 1.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Percy J., Carter K.
Thalia's Last Stand by Sailor Girl3 reviews
I'm tired of running. I need a hero to save me now.I need a hero, save me now. I need a hero to save my life. I need someone to help me. Someone to swoop in and save my life. I'm so close to help. But it will never come. Oneshot songfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Thalia G. - Complete
χάος chaos by KibaKibbles reviews
After 2 years of training, Sadie, Carter, and their followers have to stop the chaos that has consumed the House of Life and is spreading. Currently Rewriting this story as of March 2012.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,827 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
In Which John Watson Never Really Had a Choice by Alltheroads reviews
John smiles against Sherlock's lips. Sherlock is tense and confused And John realizes that The Doctor may have gotten the years wrong again. Fluff
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2011 - 9th Doctor, John W.
Blame the Paranoia by AzureInfinitum reviews
She figures as long as she doesn't attract any attention to herself, life in Manhattan should be fine. If only she knew that it's impossible to wander the area without stumbling across some Greek hero or another. AU, where Sadie combined with Isis at the end of Red Pyramid.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Harry Jackson and the Wardrobe of Breaking Dawn by Violet Scarlet Lily reviews
Harry Potter/Percy Jackson/Narnia/Twilight crossover. I know, its complicated. Some original pairings, some of my own. Written by Lily! Up for adoption - PM me
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
That Halloween by Loads of Randomness reviews
It's the 31st of October 1981 and Andromeda is relaxing between trick or treaters when she hears someone apparate outside. Who is it? And was Sirius the only person who knew of his innocence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Andromeda T., Sirius B. - Complete
Always Remembered by Loads of Randomness reviews
A short very short fic on how i imagine all of the dead's epitaphs should have been. Remember those who gave their lives for those still living
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Submit your own Demigod! by Weirdness-is-cool reviews
Submit your own demigod for a story i'm planning on writing! STILL OPEN
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011
Unlikely Help by PLKBerry reviews
Sadie, curious about the forbidden Manhattan, drags Carter to investigate when they stumble across Annabeth, who is searching despretly for Percy, who has just dissapeared. Sympathetic, the Kanes offer thier help. What happens when they befriend Annabeth?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Sadie K.
Percy Jackson and the Second Hogwarts Marauders by cjp915 reviews
When Camp Half-Blood meets Hogwarts in a cab crash in New York City, things go for a spin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Nymphs Daughter by DOOLlover08 reviews
What if Nymphadora Tonks had a daughter? How would the little girls life change with the appearance of a werewolf with brown/greying hair? Rated T just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Dark Dreams of a Whitelighter by animerox2320 reviews
What happens when Kagome has nightmares and someone comes to help? Will she let him? Or will she push him away like everyone else? Sorry I'm a bit crappy at descriptions. Anyway it starts out rated t bit it gets a bit worse as I keep writing.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kagome H., Zuko - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Hogwart Kids by Lidi999 reviews
When Harry,Hermione, and Ron acciedently transport on to the grounds of Camp Half-Blood they are lost and confused. There they meet Rachel, Annabeth, Percy and Grover. Can they get back to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harry P., Annabeth C. - Complete
Trouble For Half Bloods by YoungWriter97 reviews
Lyra and Zeba just found out they are the daughters of Athena. Come to Camp Half-Blood. Voldemort is trying to destroy Camp Half-blood. His father is Hades. Romance spreads through the camp. Luke is still alive and Thalia is not a Hunter. LOTS OF DRAMA!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Annabeth C.
War of two worlds by love AnImE gIrL love reviews
trying to find percy annabeth and nico stumble across hogwarts. friendships are made, bounds are tested but will bringing gods into the wizard world be a good thing or will you-know-who threaten to bring this newly found peace to an end?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011
Hollywood Arts, The Next Generation by ThisLittleBabydoll reviews
Welcome to the lives of the former students children. Everyone attending HA this year will have their work cut out for them with drama, friendship, romances and just about everything else. *OC Contest Closed*
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011
Count On Me by Fowlfan5 reviews
Holly and Artemis have always been there for one another... but what will result of their unlikely friendship? Rated T just 'cause!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Percy Jackson And The Order Of The Phoenix by AlexiaColtRiddle reviews
Harry Potter and his friends are trying to tell the world that the Dark Lord has returned but what happens when they met the new exchange students that dont seem to be wizards at all... DaughterOfAthena18 and ElizabethRiddlePrince READ!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011
Mockingjays, Reaping Days by ThisLittleBabydoll reviews
S.Y.O.T - Information inside. Accepting Tributes :
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Other tributes
PerKane by Naureen97 reviews
What will happen when the Greek world and Egyptian world collide? And what will happen if both worlds' monsters decided to attack? Will the demigods and magicians work together? Hopefully, or else it's the end for us all. Before Throne of Fire, after TLO. INCOMPLETE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010
A Dog Ride In Central Park by QuayJaquelinXeomaraZendaya reviews
Dan is looking for a clue and Ian catches up with him, all of the sudden two people riding a giant dog show up. Dan has a plan to ride the dog with some extra bonuses. No flames please!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Dan C. - Complete
Just a Kiss by KaisonForever reviews
Songfic to the song by Lady Antebellum. Kaitlyn and Jason haven't had their first kiss yet. One night, as they're laying out beneath the stars, it's like...the perfect moment. Read what happens next! Kaison! OC characters belong to Animal Charmer 11.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
Midnight in Manhattan by needneverbehopeless reviews
Sadie has never been one to follow orders. Not even this one. But, meeting a strange boy and ruining two perfect almost-relationships, kinda questions the purpose of any adventure. Some Percabeth and Sanubis later on. all characters are a little bit OOC.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Without a break by Jazzymark reviews
Carter and Sadie have to go to school But the only good schools are in forbidden Manhatten and who would be there but Percy Jackson, who is experincing problems of his own Both gods need help Now the children of Greek and host of Egypt have to work as one
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
The Heart of the Hunt by lovely1227 reviews
percy jackson is alone. his mother died trying to protect him as a baby but who is that figure at the door and why is she there... sticks and stones may break my bones but flames will never hurt me... CAUSE IM FLAME RESISTANT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Artemis, Percy J.
Birth of the New Heroes by Dream Out Loud 18 reviews
Title says it all. The birth of the new heroes of Percy Jackson & the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus! Tratie, Percabeth, Leo/OC, Thalico, Jasper, and Groniper. Epilogue is up! COMPLETED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Nico's Quest by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
An Arranged Marriage? by Athena's Owlet24 reviews
The Gods have a big announcement:Thalia and Percy are getting married!What will happen between Percy and Annabeth?Will Percy and Thalia go through with their arranged marriage?Aphrodite has many tricks up her sleeve,so there's no telling what will happen!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G.
The Easter Egg Surprise by SuperSugarCrash reviews
What happens when Percy finds a mystical Easter egg that brings an alternative universe into his present? And what happens when that alternative past has flying whales? Please read and review! But mostly just read...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Percy J.
Which Is Better? by TheMythologicalWriter reviews
Title says it all. It's better than it sounds, I swear upon the Styx! Current: I read Prison of Azkaban and now a wild, cute-looking monster is on the loose. Random? Yes, yes indeed but the bunny idea was not mine.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,281 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
Spiraling Momentum by HiThereSmiley reviews
A collection of one-shots about things that could fit in the Son of Neptune. So, predictions. Many moments, spiraling into the release of the Son of Neptune. October 4! Rated T just in case. EDIT 95% AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
Artemis Fowl and the Olympians by Lady Drama reviews
Set at the begining of The Eternity Code and TLO. When Artemis Fowl decides to help the demigods in their battle against Kronos, his presence causes as many problems as it solves.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Artemis F., Percy J.
I Left a Dozen Roses on Your Grave Today by Sailor Girl3 reviews
Hey Lucy, I remember your name, and I still love you, and I'm sorry about the Capitol and what they did. I have to live with the choices I made, but I can't love with myself today. Songfic- Lucy by Skillet.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Haymitch A. - Complete
Me plus Loads of Randomness equals Madness by Nymphadora Andromeda Lupin reviews
This is what happens when you mix me with Loads of Randomness... chaos basically
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Percy Jackson and The Dragon Riders of Alagaësia by chinqs reviews
A crossover between Percy Jackson and the Inheritance Cycle. Full summary in my profile. Read and review! Formerly titled 'Empire'. Book 1 of more to come.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,939 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eragon S., Percy J.
Blast to the Past by fizzydrink698 reviews
When Dumbledore's memory click into place, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Luna Lovegood go back to 1977 and meet a few familiar faces. NOT A HARRY/HERMIONE ROMANCE! Rated T because I've always been paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Totally Off Limits by Unlikely Angel reviews
What happens when Apollo falls for a girl in the hunt and is it possible that she loves him back. Follow their adventures through a completely impossible love story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Frozen in Time by Sock puppets r real reviews
The son of Oceanus was the greatest fighter of his time. He has been unconsious for thousands of years and was supposed to be awoken during the 2nd Titen war to help fight against the gods. Now he has awoken, but 4 years to late. H of O never happened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Olympian School by Purdy's OUTLAW reviews
What could possibly go wrong when your parents are your teachers and Mr.D is your principle? Find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011
Not Like The Movies by writingluverr82 reviews
'College life was nothing like I expected it to be like. I thought I would be able to just go there for my education, but no. My roommates expected me to be one of those sluts who go to parties every night.'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! OOOOH! AKA: Randomness! by InternMaureenFromNightVale reviews
What happens when me, my bff, and her little brother get transported to the world of PJO, right after the Lost Hero ends? Randomness! Most likely will become a crossover, not sure yet! R&R please, flames will be laughed at! DISCONTINUED FOR SUCKINESS AND MAY BE REWRITTEN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bellatrix L., Drew T.
Party Night! by InternMaureenFromNightVale reviews
Some kid from my story Blonde hair and Blue Eyes decide to throw a party. They start with karaoke, and some Gods/Goddesses pop in. What will happen... IDC about flames! Percabeth, Jasper, NO THALICO! DISCONTINUED FOR SUCKINESS AND MAY BE REWRITTEN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,465 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
20 Cahill Should Not's by TheOtherUsernamesWereTaken reviews
Well come on! Read it! You know you want to! It's rather humorous, at least I hope it is. Just click it! You're missing the story! READ IT! Rated K plus for safety!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Happy Birthday Percy! by Amazing-Anna'beth'1 reviews
As we all should know today is Percy's birthday. Yup August 18th! I wrote this kind of as a Happy Birthday poem for Percy and the books anyways enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Land of a Mad King by SimplySupreme reviews
When experiencing a bout of writer's block, SimplySupreme suddenly finds herself transported into Alagaesia when Eragon opens the Vault of Souls. What will happen as madness ensues? There's only one way to find out... R&R! Rated T to be safe. I'm back!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,228 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Book 6: The ELEMENT of Surprise by owlgirl16 reviews
Rachel forgets while on vacation that she's going to a new school, so of course, the others help her...Look out Hogwarts! Percy 5 are going to Magic School.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,724 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Merging by cathilde reviews
What if the Egyptian and Greek gods are facing an opponent more powerful than ever before? And the only way to defeat it is to unite forces? Gods with gods, demigods with godlings. My 1st crossover, please R&R!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
The Right Cards by Jasper Blood reviews
Nathan and Sky have been getting on pretty well after the crap game but the lack of excitement is beginning to bore them. Prepared to tell the girls they're going back to cards, they're surprised to find that they have an announcement of their own.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Nathan D., Sky M. - Complete
Extreme Crossover5 by Jesse Wales reviews
I am taking five of my favorite stories and doing a crossover with them. Do you think I can do it? Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Young Wizards, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Crossover - Young Wizards & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
Extreme Crossover4 by Jesse Wales reviews
I am taking five of my favorite stories and doing a crossover with them. Do you think I can do it? Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Young Wizards, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Crossover - Young Wizards & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
Extreme Crossover3 by Jesse Wales reviews
I am taking five of my favorite stories and doing a crossover with them. Do you think I can do it? Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Young Wizards, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
Extreme Crossover2 by Jesse Wales reviews
I am taking five of my favorite stories and doing a crossover with them. Do you think I can do it? Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Young Wizards, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
Extreme Crossover by Jesse Wales reviews
I am taking five of my favorite stories and doing a crossover with them. Do you think I can do it? Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Young Wizards, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011
PJOTKC RANDOMNESS by FlameTamer16 and IceBreaker14 reviews
The product of two crazed writers, PJO, TKC, a pen, and two guitars. COMPLETE AND UTTER RANDOMNESS - from Skype conversations to wacky scenarios to just really, really weird/random stuff involving your favorite characters from RR.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Percy J., Carter K.
My Messed Up Life by Iamtotallyluvinmylife reviews
What if Annabeth cheated on Percy? What if Thalia was there to comfort him? Well, it happened. And here we are... I am terrible at summaries and this is my first fan fic!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,220 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Reading the Mystery: Maze of Bones by Miss Classified reviews
The characters of PJO and 39 clues come together to read their books. They're located in some place named "Base 1" read to find out!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011
Secrecy Is Key by Blasen reviews
They were fated. Incredibly, unknowingly, fated. (Under revision. So seriously. No reading.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
A Graceful Fall by Rose of Dark Life reviews
Percy and the crew go to LaPush. Nico has a girlfriend. and a sister? Percy has a sister - Nico's girlfriend .Nico has a sister too. No Percabeth. Leah imprints. Brady imprints. Crazy. Just Crazy.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bella, Percy J.
Missing What Used To Be by YourItGirl14 reviews
Hi! My name is Missy Watson. I'm Emma Watson's cousin and moral supporter:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Hermione G.
Delicate Time by Wasp9000 reviews
When Wasp's birthday comes along, she only wants one thing, Hank. But how can she get him when the team, herself, villians, and most of all him stand in the way? It isn't that bad actually, i really suck at summaries though, so i apologize!
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Wasp, Ant-Man - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Kanes! by Annabeth'sOwl reviews
Annabeth just wants to Yahoo Percy but ends up taking to more people than our beloved hero. Cross over. The cross over doesnt come in till the very end of chapter 1. The'll b more next chapter. READ,LAUGH,REVIEW,REPEAT.Thank You!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Annabeth C., Carter K.
The Clash of Myths by Amazing-Anna'beth'1 reviews
Sadie and Carter have had a boringly average month after the battle. There have been no signs of Apophis rising, Set is under control, and the underworld is normal. Completely average until Sadie sees a boy fly out of the East river. Who is he?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Gallimaufry by Tape Monkey reviews
Well. I don't want to give away too much of the plot... but it's about what would happen if the Greek and Egyptian gods have a child together. Oops, was that too much? Well, I didn't tell you that. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE STORY IS ABOUT!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Leo V., Carter K.
Extreme Boredom by Loads of Randomness reviews
For everyone that has read CMBIF this is what happened to Hogwarts in the Marauders fourth year when Sirius got bored. To quote Remus, "It started will him giggling like a maniac and ended with all the first years being locked up in suits of armour" Oh no
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Time Will Fly by Capella D. Lestrange reviews
*on hiatus for the school year*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Clarisse R., Annabeth C.
Solace Undeserved by templeg reviews
In the wake of Sirius' death, Remus finds something- and someone- to grieve the way he wishes he could; someone he knows he doesn't deserve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
With a Little Bit of Luck by WordyAndRestless reviews
Tonks and Remus' accounts of the Battle of Hogwarts. They didn't die. What really happened and how they both narrowly escaped their deaths with a little bit of luck and clumsiness. Follow the movie's events cuz I found a loophole to make them live ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Catch Me Before I Fall by Loads of Randomness reviews
Tonks is falling over the umbrella stand, Remus is falling in love with Tonks, Tonks is falling in love with him. Will they realise it before it's too late? With some luck and Sirius they will! Part One in a trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The End by Minister for Magic reviews
The Gods of Olympus are greedy for power. The only one's who stand in their way are the Cullen family, Hogwarts School and the Order of the Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
Annabeth Reads a Book: The Lightning Thief by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
Annabeth reads The Lightning Thief, beginning not long before Percy comes to camp. ADOPTED BY TL wifey1
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Forever by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
Chapter twenty-six? is up! This story is written for fluff lovers, and depends on it's readers to continue. This is dedicated to piperrenesmeeclary2010, she is one of my favorite authors, biggest fans, and a truly amazing friend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
one quarter god and three quarters wizard by Nothing for the time being reviews
summary inside fyi rated t for undescribed rape
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009
Chronicles of Shield High by mariachillin reviews
Shield high has been the center of a certain group of teens' lives for four years now. How will they leave the place that's made them who they are today? With a bang? Or with a flop? Explore the romances, bromances, frenemies, and enemies of EMH! AU
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Iron Man, Thor
What's going on? by Miss Classified reviews
Opal has escaped and Artemis's cousins are comig to town. How is Artemis going to keep his cousins from snoopin' in his business of the people? Are they going to discover the fairies or not?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011
Percy Jackson and Harry Potter by Capricornacopia reviews
I wrote my own story because a friend said I couldn't. This is what I think would happen if Percy Jackson and Harry Potter mixed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Golden Trio karaoke night by Rose of Dark Life reviews
The Golden Trio Karaoke night! Love forged, Umbrigde looks like a fool, what else! Oh yeah, I do not own harry potter. Rated T, for songs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Submit a Character! by Iamtotallyluvinmylife reviews
A frightening quest, a band of unexperienced demigods, and a killer at Camp? How will the camp survive? Read to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
One trip to Manhattan can ruin your day by mymymeme123 reviews
Sadie thought going to Manhattan with her brother wouldn't do them any harm, but when she meets Ryan, Percy, Annabeth and Thalia they team up to defeat Apophis and Gaia and save the world. The Lost Hero never happened. Set after TLO and TOF. Please R&R.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
What the Hades? by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
After befriending Percy at a new school they were forced to go to, the flock is thrown into the world of Camp Half Blood. What happens when they finally find a place that accepts them- without really thinking they're freaks? Temp. hiatus. Sorry!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,339 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Max, Annabeth C.
In the Firelight by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
Written for Erin Hunters 4 Ever. This is a one-shot about a conversation between Malcolm and Thalia. Love ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Malcolm, Thalia G. - Complete
My Brother Saved Olympus by The Not So Goddess reviews
Everyone knows siblings don't tell each other everything. Like my brother doesn't know I've got the biggest crush on this guy, James. But I didn't expect him to hide the fact that he's a half-blood. That information you tell a person. Apparently not.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Percy J.
Crazy in Love by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
Dedicated to ImJustMeGetUsedToIt for inspiring me. this is just a little bit of Tratie fluff. I think this may be one of my better pieces of writing; it actually doesn't suck. Love ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Help by The ULTIMATE catchphrase reviews
As much as they hate to admit it, Harry and the gang can't defeat Voldemort on their own. They're going to need some very "special" Help. NOT A SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Happy Birthday From Nico by HiThereSmiley reviews
All Percy wants to do on his 17th birthday is sleep in. Instead, he gets a surprise visitor hyped up on Red Bull. Rated T just cause.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,255 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Keeping the Faith by Chick With Brains reviews
Faith's life has never been ordinary, and it just gets stranger after coming to camp. Add in a kidnapped camper, an important quest, and the fact that she might not be just an ordinary demigod, and what do you get? One big adventure. R and R, please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011
Escape by Chtulhu reviews
They've been avoiding a conversation they know they must have. They've been been ignoring the events that have led them to where they are. It can't last forever. Nothing can last forever. Can it? Strong AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Purgatory by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Forbidden Children by Alisita Burns reviews
What happens if Hades and Artemis have children? After TLO. Better summary inside. REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Artemis, Hades
Other Beliefs by The Iliaddict reviews
You all know Zia Rashid, your average scribe to the House of Life. Enter the story behind her family, specifically her mother's relatives and her twin brother, someone we should know if we've read the 39 Clues. HP and PJ definitely included.
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ian K., Zia
What Happened? by fantasykid reviews
What happens when Percy finds some mysterious people outside the gate? What happens when they are actually let inside?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011
Demigods meet Wizards by Arocksprpl2 reviews
My second story, YAAY! Wizards meet Demigods, a problem for wizards but a good thing too. Don't pass it ok! at least read the first chapter. Annabeth/Percy Alex/Mason, just in case you wanna know.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Percy J., Alex R. - Complete
Amy's Inbox by Alex Almighty reviews
Amy sends one email that starts many conversations with none other then the Kabras! The story records all their contacting before Medusa's Plot including Vesper's Rising in Ian's perspective! Find out what happens during the times out of the books.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,484 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
One and the Same by Crazeemee reviews
Gaea is becoming stronger, and so is Apophis. Both the Magicians, and the Demigods know they have no chance of winning their battles alone, but together...
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Cahill High by knuckleheadgirl reviews
Amy is finally going back to school after a year of Madrigal training. What happens when she meets two boys that really love her? Who will she choose...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Amy C., Jonah W.
Two Suns over Brooklyn by KibaKibbles reviews
Spoilers for Throne of Fire. Apollo is making the sun rise as usual when he notices another sun right behind him. Takes place during Chapter 23 of book 2 of the Kane Chronicles.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Apollo, Bast - Complete
Artemis and the Demigods by x Death by Torchwood x reviews
This is on permanent hiatus, because I reread it and realized how much this story sucks. I'm such an idiot. :P
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Artemis F., Artemis
The Genius and the Wizard by prettykitty473 reviews
Sinead finds a little more than just books in a library. SineadXJonah. One-shot. For Unpopular Pairings Contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sinead S., Jonah W. - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by In the Closet FanFic Reader reviews
They were Opposites. Complete opposites. Hades/Hestia one-shot drabble. Might continue if you guys like it! This is for all you guys who voted in my polls! Thanks so much!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
A New Start by raincaster reviews
Look, I never asked to be the daughter of an Olympian hero...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Percy J.
McGonagall's battle by yellow 14 reviews
During the Battle of Hogwart's, Professor Slughorn is sees a side to Proffessor McGonagall he never expected to see. Another response to elibubble's Battle of Hogwart's challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Goddess by yellow 14 reviews
Professor Slughorn observes Professor McGonagall's prowess in the Battle of Hogwart's. A response to elibubble's Battle of Hogwart's challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Padfoot pursues unknown maiden by Hermes Salazar Snape reviews
Sirius Black falls head over heels in love with a girl he has only seen. But it leads to complications and heated arguments within the most ancient family in existence. . .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Sirius B., Hermes - Complete
Escape From Camp Half Blood by Asilda reviews
Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,917 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nico A., Carter K. - Complete
Camp Activity Day by Hopee2 reviews
It's Camp Activity Day at CBH again again and the Cabin counselors have to be group leaders. But what happens when the kids are too much and they sneak off to have their own fun. Tratie, NicoxOC, Percabeth and more...Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Their Own Agenda by the bird of the chapel reviews
BIG3 Fic. Percy, Thalia, and Nico each have their own agenda, except Percy is a wizard, hunting magical creatures is bad, and Voldemort's soul won't easily be taken. Plunged in the problem of mortals and minor gods, the gods are of no help...as usual.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
A Letter For Help by needneverbehopeless reviews
Sadie's in trouble and Bast needs YOUR help to save her. one shot
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sadie K., Bast - Complete
HogBook by potato4 reviews
Hogwarts gets Facebook. "Dumbledore: lol Dobby taught me how to tlk online... whats up my homecanines? I totes speak their rad lingo." "Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OHOH-OW!" Okay I know it's an overused idea but... I couldn't resist. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
Your Demigod: The war between immortals by zenapower3 reviews
Create your own character, pick a side Greek or titan. ANY type of character is accepted demigods, nymphs, Satyr and mist seeing mortals. You can even be an unknown minor god but only two minor gods will be chosen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Chiron
39 Things To Do At Walmart by Flaming Wolf5491 reviews
Just random short stories of Percy doing something bad at Walmart.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Percy J.
Ways to Annoy People at a Movie Theater by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
A random story made from one of those random things to do lists that are on my profile. I hope you like it, all the chapters are really short. First couple chapters are Percy and Annabeth, but, don't worry, he'll embarrass other characters too. Love ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Messed Up Dares by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
These were all dares from Dontforget2RememberMe, therefore this is dedicated to her. As the title indicates, they're all really messed up, and really funny and random. Rated K plus for insanity. Love ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Connor S. - Complete
The Big Bang by Angelitz reviews
Oneshot. On the night of April Fools, Camp Half-Blood never saw it coming...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Big Time Half Bloods by NC9 reviews
Everything was going good until the packages came in the mail. And then Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan found out they were Demigods. But it can't get any worse. Right?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
The Poetry Reading of Doom by Chick With Brains reviews
A random story involving two immortal twins and some very bad haikus. Enjoy! R & R! I don't own PJO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Cupboard love by yellow 14 reviews
Set during the seventh book. Neville finds himself in a broom cupboard with someone The girls of Harry Potter 2' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
The Hate Lists Collide by Sailor Girl3 reviews
What would happen if Percy and the gang are mysteriously transported to the 1st nome, where they are thought to have associated with the Kanes and are imprisioned, and Carter, Sadie, and Bast are blamed, by the gods, of kidnapping them?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Strawberry Fields Forever by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
Perhaps someone will be seriously injured. Perhaps a miracle will happen. And maybe someone will get a little faith in humanity. Oneshot. Not what you expect, I hope.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Alek F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Demigod Prince by Schni10 reviews
So Dumbledore's asked a few certian Demigods to teach at Hogwarts to get ready for the upcoming war, and they'll be staying at the Burrow until school starts. What will happen? Takes place after TLO and begining of Half-blood Prince. T just to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
New Generation Camp HalfBlood by The Not So Goddess reviews
There are new faces to Camp Half-Blood. All of them are looking for a way to stay alive and away from monsters. Follow these characters as they face drama, romance, and some laugh out load moments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Greek dreams by TulipNixphe reviews
after lost hero before son of neptune summary sucks i know I have stopped writing this story For now until I get a good Idea for it. If someone wants to beta this story please PM me
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011
Seventeen Again by LadyRin98790 reviews
What happens when Holly becomes a human and she has to go back to high school with Artemis? Well you'll have to read to find out. No flaming! Chapter 14 in progress still! I am soooo sorry for the wait AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,160 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Romance in Runes by Loads of Randomness reviews
Tonks has a bracelet with charms on it that Remus made for her. Each have a meaning for each impotant moment in their relationship and she can remeber each memory perfectly. My friend Mbali came up with the Title! Side story to my Falling Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
End of the World As We Know It by KibaKibbles reviews
One-shot: A little argument between Hermes and Thoth is the spark that ignites the end of the world.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hermes, Thoth - Complete
The Half Blood Kids by helotastic reviews
ABANDONED / Co-written with PJATOSROCKS09. Basically, it's about the kids of Percy/Annabeth, Grover/Juniper, Clarisse/Chris, Thalia/Nico, and Katie/Travis. They become the seven of the prophecy. Rated K plus for right now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Of Rachel, Nico, and Annoyances by waterpoloplayer reviews
"Do you like cheese?" "Cheese is good." "Do you like cake?" "Cake is good." "Do you like cheesecake?" "Cheesecake is awesome." Apparently, annoying Nico is Rachel's favorite past time. Drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
The Capitol's Treachery The 4th Quarter Quell by ccoltonn reviews
After Zove, Colton, and Lexi escape the 99th Hunger Games, they have to run and hide from the Capitol. While they are gone, the 4th Quarter Quell takes place. What is the catch this time?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Other tributes
Epic Crossover Event: Max Ride and Percy Jackson by PurifiedDrinkingWater reviews
Insert really good summary that makes you want to read this fanfiction here. Written before The Lost Hero and Angel.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,910 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Fang, Percy J.
Going Home by DixieDavenport reviews
"A family reunion draws most of Hazzard County back together, with some twists and turns along the way, especially for Bo's teenage son and Luke's old flame."
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bo D., Luke D. - Complete
The Hunter And The Soldier by AuroxTheLander reviews
Butler always did worry about Artemis. After all, that was his job. So when Artemis goes back to Saint Bartleby's School for Young Gentlemen, Butler decides that he still needs protection. When Percy Jackson was offered a free ride to a cushy school in return for keeping some scrawny kid from getting picked on, who was he to say no? No slash.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Artemis F., Percy J.
All I Wanted Was A Normal Life by The Not So Goddess reviews
All Amy wants is a normal life. A break from all that is crazy, especially now that the hunt is over. But when she spots the Kabras in New York and meets a person named Percy Jackson, she has to come to terms that "normal" is not in her vocabulary.Amy/Ian
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Percy J., Amy C.
KIDNAP by awesome247 reviews
DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL THE BOOKS OF PERCY JACKSON, ARTEMIS FOWL, AND THE LOST COLONY. OK guys, I wrote this when I was fourteen. That was three years ago. As much as I admire all the interests and requests for new chapters (it does make me feel really good about myself as a writer), I have to say, I'm not writing anymore, I'm sorry. message me and I'll tell you my plot
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
A New Reality Emerges by Heta14 reviews
"Manhattan had other gods, it's best that we stay separate." T for language. I know it's kinda not my type to do already done stories...but i'm having fun writing this. Please R&R
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Will S., Carter K.
Artemis Fowl and the Bird Kids Experiment by Dozen-Glass-Roses reviews
The flock is in Ireland, and disaster isn't far behind. featuring my OC Alley Jones! R&R
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
Star's Love by Moonstone Valley reviews
She has decided to run away. That's the only thing she could do to unite with her love! Maybe a one-shot!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sinead S., Jonah W. - Complete
Reading One False Note by lovely1227 reviews
reading one false note with Ian Natalie Amy Dan Nellie Ham and Jonah none like this brainteasers included please read i like these kinds of stories its like reading the story again again which it is so anyway read with alittle romance between Amy Ian
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011
At the Mall by HiThereSmiley reviews
A birthday request for Abigail Thalia La Rue. This is like an AU of ch. 1-6 of my story Happy Birthday From Nico, in Nico's POV. Percico. Don't need to read my other story. Hope yall enjoy it, now, haha!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Peacocks by miyame-chan reviews
Hera's sacred animal is the peacock. What happens when she finds the song through Apollo and also finds out it has nothing to do with her beloved animal? What kind of trouble awaits our sun god?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Apollo, Hera - Complete
Haiku by Apollo by HiThereSmiley reviews
Ten haiku- apparently haiku is the plural of haiku- by Apollo... 'Cause he's the best poet ever, right? Of course! I don't own anything 'cept word arrangement, with help of Reptile Princess. Read, review, or even flame! I wanna know which is... "best"!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Apollo - Complete
A Sanctuary from the Storm by percabeth13 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen each other in 5 years and once they see each other things start to happen that no one ever expected to...what will happen between them? 1st fanfic! a total PERCABETH story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,275 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Maximum FAYZ by orothyd reviews
Max and her flock fly into Perdido Beach minutes before the FAYZ happens. How will they cope? And what will happen? Do they ever escape?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Caine S.
Percy Jackson Dare Or Dare by Purdy's OUTLAW reviews
What Crazy things can the PJO characters get into when their bored. I suck at summaries.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011
The Red Pyramid Mix Up by booksrule07 reviews
The Red Pyramid with a difference. A very big difference. What's the difference? Let's just say that three certain half-bloods get mixed into it, bringing the Great Propechy with them. Not following exactly to RP plot, so plently of room for surprises!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010
Quitting The Hot Box by showtunediva reviews
A Nathan and Adelaide epilouge
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Nathan D., Adelaide
The new spell by zenapower3 reviews
Percy and the gang go to Hayward academy of hope. they meet the Kanes and thing get complicated cause of Apophis minion the kanes also have to help athena bad summary full summary inside
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Nico A., Sadie K.
The Rick Riordan School by Iamswimminginthestyx reviews
I now put this story on adoption just because i think it sucks
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011
A Twist In Time by 11percyjackson11 reviews
Sadie and Carter Kane bump into some demigods, then get taken back in time on an epic quest to change the universe.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011
The Perfect Melody by MeBeKiki reviews
For the WOA contest. In dire need of a song for his album and facing the trials of a celebrity's life, Jonah can't handle the stress. But will one person turn that around? A spark will be rekindled, memories will be made, and an unknown strength: found.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Amy C., Jonah W. - Complete
The Son of Neptune by Poseidon93 reviews
Discontinued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
Artemis Fowl, Demigod? by Allrianne reviews
Artemis goes with Holly to New York,starting as a vacation but ending as a war deciding the fate of the world & the Greek gods. Villains of Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson fight against heroes of the same. How fun. -DISCONTINUED FOR NOW-
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S., Annabeth C., Percy J.
100 Things I Hate About Percy Jackson by verygoodwriter 27 reviews
Title says it all! NOTE: This is for comical use only, I LOVE THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES! But unfortunetly i do not own it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Darkness Rising by Angelitz reviews
Sequel to TSBVL. After Dumbledore's death, Prof. McGonagall finds a mysterious note. The Golden Trio are sent away, but Harry has other plans. On a mission for the gods, Nico uncovers a dangerous plot that will change the fate of the world. Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Nico A.
I Hate Holidays, But Not This One by Abigail Thalia La Rue reviews
Just a little new years special. Dedicate to Emmett's Soul Mate because they were asking for some Thalico, and I had this stupid little idea. Love ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,929 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Storm Front by Quetzalcoatls reviews
Life can throw you some interesting curve balls sometimes.For Hermonie an Harry this was far more then a simple betrayal.Dumbledore was going to regret cross this pair of demigods, and one way or another they were going home,sadly, nothing is ever simple
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,674 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The Stoll Brothers' Visit to London by Angelitz reviews
What happens when the Stolls find a flyer for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and drag Nico along for a "trip" to Diagon Alley? What happens when their paths intertwined with a certain Golden Trio? Chaos, laughs and "accidental mishaps" is what happens! R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,299 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Thalia, 100 Years by HiThereSmiley reviews
"...accept my offer. Actually, this is an order...It's a special birthday."/"My lady?"/"One hundred years, Thalia..." It's Rated T just because.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Thalia G. - Complete
Magic Avenger by gunman reviews
What if, instead of the Dursley's, Harry Potter was raised by The Avengers?
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Captain America, Wasp
A Summer to Remember by iamwallflowerxx reviews
Awesomeness. Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Pair of Little Silver Wings by Dozen-Glass-Roses reviews
Helpless, cute, blue eyed, five years old and... Max's replacement? ! Rated T, because I don't want to get in trouble. PS, I suck at summaries; first fanfic, PLEASE R&R... I'll love you forever and give you a muffin.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
According to Him by RedVinesGirl11 reviews
Based on the song 'According to you' Thalia comes to Nico crying. Anti-Thuke! All the way Thalico! T for mild swearing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Unbelievable Truths by Logical Fallacy reviews
Artemis believes in fairies. He doesn't believe in gods. But when he comes across something that can't be solved with LEP technology, what-or who-CAN solve it? A certain group of demigods wielding celestial bronze, perhaps?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Artemis F., Percy J.
Learning Experience by CrimsonAccent reviews
Carter learns the secret behind Bast's grilled cheese. Some questions should never be answered. A silly, potential crack!fic.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Carter K., Bast - Complete
Quest for the Missing Heroes by wishUponaFallenStarr reviews
The House of Life has kidnapped all the children of the Big Three, hoping to use them as bait to eliminate the Greek gods as well. The Olympians are declaring war, but can a few unlikely heroes stop it? Post TLO and RP. RE-WRITE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010
50 ways to annoy a god, goddess, and their kids by nameless imperfections reviews
WARNING, DEATH, OR SOMETHING FAR WORSE MAY OCCUR IF ACTIONS ARE COPIED. Do not mirror. You have been warned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
The99thHungerGames! by ccoltonn reviews
Tribute Form for the 99th Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Demigods, Witches, and Wizards by luciangirl06 reviews
Percy and his friends bump into some strange kids. And these strange kids were being chased by the Death Eaters who want to avenge their master. This takes place after Deathly Hallows and The Last Olympian. This is my first fanfic. On Hiatus, sorry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010
Percy Jackson and the Child of Artemis by Simply Prettyful reviews
Artemis fowl is captured and taken to Camp Half-blood by the Hunters of Artemis. Percy then saves a girl who falls out of the sky! but what does this mean for our heroes? PS I do NOT own any characters from either Artemis Fowl or Percy Jackson
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010
Paper Wings by Magna Dea reviews
To the LEP emotions are a weakness and expressing them is tantamount to a death-wish. Knowing this, Holly tries to hide her pain and grief by bottling it up inside; Trouble, however, turns out to be more perceptive than she thought... H/T, post-TAC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Context Clues by CrimsonAccent reviews
Before Juniper, Grover had a crush on a blueberry bush, who is never mentioned again, and for good reason; he just wants to banish the specter from his mind. 11/20/10: minor edits
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Grover, Juniper - Complete
What I Won't Do At Hogwarts by Mew-Sempai reviews
i will not do this at hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Artemis Fowl chat room by Pizza Rocks reviews
An Artemis Fowl chat room. Pretty much what the title says. My first Artemis Fowl fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2010
Gred and Forge by Nimunezen reviews
Didn't you know George had twin daughters? Gred and Forge, were just like their father, up to no good. But they are quite clever, smarter than the twins, the Marauders, Albus and Hermione combined. If any one could Manage Mischeif, they could.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Hang in There, Baby by FalselyTrue reviews
Charlie is nearly 16 years old. When she stumbles upon a box of videos in the attic from a girl claiming to be her big sister, Charlie wants to get to the bottom of it. Who is this mysterious Teddy, and why does no one want to tell her about Teddy?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Charlie D. - Complete
Forever by Kathryn Hart reviews
What if the Dalek shot Rose instead of the Doctor in "The Stolen Earth"? A life changing event maybe?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2010 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Bad Wolf - Complete
In Percy's Arms by writingluverr82 reviews
'I sat by the campfire listening to the crack of the fire. Mr. D was telling some ghost story that I didn't really care about. I was cold, tired, sick and I just wanted to go to bed.'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Clash of the Titans by Gryphinwyrm7 reviews
An Egyptian Magician teams up with two Half-Bloods to stop a force that threatens both Greek and Egyptian worlds: Ragnarok.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,199 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Percy J.
I'm Sorry by Loads of Randomness reviews
A missing moment between Fleur and Ginny. Set after HBP but before the start of DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Random Moments by booksrule07 reviews
Right, this is just a collection of random moments in the PJO series. Just for a laugh, so read, enjoy and please review.Chapter1 has been updated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Percy J.
Eona: The Last Dragoneye by Allessondra Octavia reviews
Who knows what is to become of this long forgotten fic. I've got loads of excerpts from what I had planned to include, but I may just upload them as separate oneshots for now and see if I get any inspiration. I appreciate the reviews, and I ask a favor from those reviewers by please helping me with the ideas on what to do. HIATUS
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido
A Second Chance is Worth More then anything by Quetzalcoatls reviews
With a request from a death god of another world Luke gets a second chance but this wont be easy, however nothing is going to get in the way of him seeing them again nothing. not even voldamort and his entire damn army HPxPJTLT
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Luke C.
This Should Be Interesting by Cornmaize122 reviews
What happens when you put Egyptian magicians in a Greek demigod summer camp? Throw in a couple angry gods and you have pure chaos and insanity! R&R!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Of Godly Proportions by MariposaPhoenix reviews
Carter and Sadie thought they'd walk through Central Park. But being taken to Camp Half-Blood as hostages wasn't in their plans. MY FIRST FIC! Crossover fic of 'The Kane Chronicles' and 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'. RxR
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Nico A., Sadie K.
If Only They Knew by Nightmare Before Halloween reviews
Ah, a day in the regular life of a not-so-regular cat named Muffin, owned by Sadie Kane.... One-shot meant for humor. Yeeaaahhh.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Muffin, Bast - Complete
There's something Different About this Kid by raincaster reviews
Paul Blofis is aware that there is something different about his fiance's son... he just isn't aware of just how much. But he's going to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Hogwarts of the MudPeople Olympians by Perceus reviews
What happenes when Percy and crew meets the characters of Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl? Will everyone need a chyropractor when this is over? Or maybe a phychiatrist?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Artemis F., Percy J.
Poseidon and Athena Sittin in a Tree by Seph400 reviews
Poseidon hears a rumor from an Apollo camper. What could happen? Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Poseidon, Athena
Us Against The World by tmizzy2125 reviews
Sonny, I love you! But it seems like you've gone through so much trouble to ignore me saying this! Why won't you listen to me? Joy listens to me go on about you for hours and she has ADHD! Sonny, it's us against the world!... and monsters... -Chad
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Percy J., Chad D. C.
Percy Jackson and the Dragon Riders by Siadow9466 reviews
When Percy has a dream, calling him to Mount Dracozork, he is thrown into a legend that might finally defeat Kronos. Takes place after TLO. 8 chapters up, and please read and review!
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Percy J.
The Ultimate Randomness by Realistic Fate reviews
I know it says that this is a PJO/AF crossover, but I lied...This is an EVERYTHING crossover. I'm serious. It contains the characters of pretty much all my fav books, all acting totally and completely Stupid. And it was so much fun to write!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009
Why Did You Name Me Nymphadora? by robisbetterinharrypotter reviews
A young Nymphadora asks her father why he named her that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2010 - N. Tonks, Aphrodite - Complete
Gilded Lilies by Squealing Lit. Fan reviews
ExA When they realize that every child of a Dragon Rider has become a Rider themselves, Arya and Eragon decide to test the theory. But will they grow to regret their decisions? Will a baby bring them closer together or tear them apart
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Arya, Eragon S.
He knew what was going to happen by Loads of Randomness reviews
This is what Severus Snape went through the night he died. My first fanfic and rated T just in case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Code Name:Firefly by Kaiti-94 reviews
this is a made up story based loosely on maximum ride and artemis fowl. It's about a girl with the code name firefly-as shown in the title-who can start fires with her mind. This is my first story so please be nice! Rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010
Greek Gods and Fairies by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
Opal Koboi and Kronos start working together, forming a deadly combination. Percy, Annabeth, Holly, and Artemis must band together to save the world. Again. But, with their combined luck and hormones, complications ensue.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,253 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Percy J. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Energy Gates by The Tantalus Complex reviews
On Artemis Fowls 16th Birthday, two worlds collide in an explosive struggle to save mankind again. But how does Artemis know of the Greeks gods/demigods? Weren't Fairies enough? Apparently not. Needs Co-author or a Beta
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl : A false Trail by Deloi Moi reviews
Artemis has saved Many fairy lives in the past few years. And he Has defeated many enemies ... And now one of them is Back. Opal Koboi is Stronger than ever. Many Fairies are Panicking. Can Artemis face Opal by himself ... and Win. Or will he need help ?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
Killing Time by drashian reviews
Dulce de leches, pretty dolls, and a little extra time.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Changeling by silverfingers reviews
TOD spoilers. Holly's gone, changed to human. If she wants Root back, her mysterious transformers have told her she must hide out on the surface.But Artemis, Trouble and Mulch are going to find her and solve this, with help from friends old and new.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,590 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
It's not fair by Roshwen reviews
Removed by the admin, fixed by me. Holly and Trouble are secretly in love. Problem is: Grub loves Holly too, and when he finds out about their romance, he is heartbroken. In a desperate attempt to win Holly's heart, he does something nobody ever expected.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Grub K., Holly S.
Immature by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
Put Artemis Fowl and Holly Short in a room together, and sooner or later, there's bound to be a fight." TEC. What if Foaly tests his theory?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts by Trigiani Blue reviews
Ginevra Weasley and Blaise Zabini, bestest friends on earth found a ‘Things I’m not allowed to do at Hogwarts’ list and decided to break the rules. R&R ppl
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
For Lack of a Better Name by Major Trouble reviews
The finale to the seires 'For Lack of a Better Name.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Trouble K., Julius R. - Complete
Something Totally Random by Major Trouble reviews
The name is, well, random. Sequel to 'Currently Unnamed'. A 'routine' mission Root labels as a crisis. Why? They only have to bring some goblins back to the Lower Elements. Plus, what in Frond's name is a Mud Men Sports Week?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,994 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Donna by mat528 reviews
Has a very slight spoiler from "Journey's End" but has nothing to do with that story. Nine/Donna
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - 9th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Currently Unnamed by Major Trouble reviews
Trouble's uncle, who he didn't know about, was an important man. Now Captains Short & Kelp have been assigned to captured the fairy who killed him... but first Root tells them the impossible. H/T. 'Currently Unnamed' is what it's called. My first fanfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
ILoveYou in a NonDramatic Way by Roshwen reviews
The love confession after which the lovers live longer than five minutes. More explanation inside. HT
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Loch Ness by Roman-son-of-Truth reviews
Scotland has always had the theory of the Loch Ness Monster. The reality is much different, and one great crime lord is after it. Strange thing is, said crime lord is also after the fairy gold Artemis acquired… was 'Black' Older T AxM HxT
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S.
The Luck of the Irish by silverfingers reviews
Fic begun before TOD. Artemis is puzzled. Why does he have these odd memories? Is Butler's new protege really insane? Why should he care if his parents name his baby sister Holly? And the biggest question of all: what does Jon Spiro have against him?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,616 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
Wish Upon a Dog Star by Kerichi reviews
She was stuck with limp, mousey brown hair. Tonks didn’t scream the way she once would have. Instead, she felt bleak satisfaction. This is what grief looks like, she thought. It isn’t pretty... Tonks' trouble with her Metamorphosing? It's complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Moonlight and Shadow by Kerichi reviews
Tonks' world has fallen into shadow. Voldemort has returned, the Order of the Phoenix has risen, and Sirius is slowly drowning in memories and Firewhisky. Tonks needs more than determination to fight the darkness. She needs Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,231 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Homecoming by silverfingers reviews
One shot, post Lost Colony. Right after seeing Butler, Artemis returns to Fowl Manor. But it's been a long time...what kind of welcome should he expect? It won't be a totally smooth reentry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Promise of a Spring Moon by Kerichi reviews
April showers bring May...hassles? Bridesmaid blues and big trouble from small favours complicate Tonks' life when all she wants is to bring her love for Remus into full bloom. [Third in series following Once in a Blue Moon and A Wolf in the Moonlight]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,044 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The pointless parody of book one by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Title says all Compeltely random : Enjoy
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Why Killing Yourself Is A Bad Idea by mbus55 reviews
When I tried to commit suicide, I recieved a punishment far worse than hell... keeping ten of fiction's most suicidal characters from doing themselves in. Features Lord of the Rings, Le Mis, Troy, and Harry Potter characters and a lot of fun randomosity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005
Gambit by Ocianne reviews
After hearing the outcome of the bet, Sarah goes in search of Sky, and the two reach something of an agreement. Missing scene between Marry the Man Today and Guys and Dolls Reprise. Oneshot.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sky M., Sarah B. - Complete
A Wolf in the Moonlight by Kerichi reviews
When her old pal Rory calls in a favour, Tonks searches for a missing girl with the help of her new love Remus and his 'dog' Snuffles. [Sequel to 'Once in a Blue Moon']
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,094 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi reviews
Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy. Tonks and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Holly Short, Operation Desperate by Savetheplanet reviews
Police Plaza is all bombed out, and there's not enough gold to fix it up again. Holly and Trouble are sent on a mission to find some mythical treasure but first they have to get past the 3 murderous beasts and complete 4 challenging tasks.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 5: No Title Necessary by TeenTypist reviews
This one is back underground with our favorite fairies. Holly and Trouble are married of course and Holly's her spunky old self. Now, who'd be so stupid as to put Holly in charge of another kid? Right, the LEP. Ch 18! Sorry about the long wait! My fifth A
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,280 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Artemis Fowl 4: I Will Never Use a Real Title by TeenTypist reviews
It's an Artemis romance yes, a challenge I know, but it's not all sappy. It starts a few months after my last one left off, RR! My fourth AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 3: This Girl Can't Come Up with Title by TeenTypist reviews
Foaly suspects that the LEP is being bugged again, and Artemis gets to spend a little time getting to know the area around Haven. My third AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,598 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 2: Another Fic Without a Proper Name by TeenTypist reviews
Arty is forced to take a vacation, Holly is reassigned to litter duty in Disneyland Paris, and Councilwoman Vinyaya gets to see just how tough Holly has it. My second AF Fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 1: The Fic Still In Need of a Name by TeenTypist reviews
Holly's got a new assignment she's not too crazy about. And somebody actually managed to break in to the Fowl manner, I'll give you one guess as to who it is. My first AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,584 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
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