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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Resident Evil, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Hey everyone! This is the original Rose Lillian Marshall, Marie! Since I wiped my hard drive clean from a virus, I cannot log into my original account Rose Lillian Marshall because as fate would have it, I forgot my password because of the oh so lovely thing of the sign-in being able to bring your password up when you start typing your email, so I had to recreate my account into a different one. My original stories will need to be put on this one, so it will take some time. I need to get rid of the old account though...

I love my little chibi Itachi :D it's such an adorable little thing!

Stories made by me:

Intertwined Souls- *Work in Progress* Selûne grew up with Itachi and Sasuke after the deaths of her family by the hand of her sister Mayu. Unfortunately for her, it's one dilemma after another; near deaths, joining the Akatsuki, Sasuke's defection...but she had never expected to fall in love with both Uchiha brothers and with her own life in peril, she must choose who she truly loves or fall to her own dark destiny.

Beginnings- *Will be continued this coming February* Rose Lillian Marshall was a rich girl in an average town. Being a sergeant in the Raccoon City Police Force, getting shot at on a weekly basis, seeing death everywhere...then Captain Albert Wesker recruited her for the S.T.A.R.S. Alpha Team. There she meets the love of her life Joseph Frost and life becomes more lively for her. But the events of July 23, 1998 left a permanent scar on her heart and soul. Becoming a monster from the T-virus wasn't what she had expected to happen, but then again, no one ever said life was simple...

A Lifelong Devotion- *Temporary Hiatus* Élisabeth Rousseau was the daughter of famous philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Even though she lived under her father's teachings, she was always causing trouble. Maximilien Robespierre changes her life forever, but can their love withstand his madness in the French Revolution?

Upcoming Stories

Children of Disaster- *Sequel to Intertwined Souls* Fugaku Uchiha was the youngest son of Itachi and Selûne Uchiha. He has led a blissfully ignorant life until he finds his mother's diary chronicling all the events of her life including Itachi's massacre of the clan and Sasuke's revenge against him and the Leaf Village. He sympathizes with his uncle and runs off to join him in his quest, but his siblings Aika and Shin'ichi oppose him. On his mission to destroy the Hidden Leaf, Fugaku keeps coming across a woman who appears to help and oppose him at the same time. Who is this woman and why does she look so much like his deceased mother?

The Tormented- Shaori Uchiha is unaware of the dark circumstances surrounding her birth until she eavesdrops on a conversation between her father and Madara Uchiha. Their plans: use Shaori as a breeder to bring the Uchiha clan back to its former glory. Horrified at the revelation, she runs away to her mother and comes across a strange blonde boy. Selûne and Itachi offer their protection to her and she lives with them. Feelings between her and the blonde grow until her uncle finds out who the boy's father was. What will happen?

Oh! My Love- *AU story to Intertwined Souls* Selûne Amakura is the director of Nakamura Hospital, one of the largest and most reputable hospitals in Japan. When she goes home one night, she comes across a half dead man wearing the symbol of Japan's most feared mafia group, the Akatsuki. Unable to leave him there, she takes him back to the hospital and nurses him back to health. Little does she know that she is a target of Akatsuki's rival mafia Taka and he had been sent to protect her. But why was he sent to protect her? What does the leader of Akatsuki need her for?

A New Life- *Sequel to Beginnings* Shortly after the mansion incident, Rose Lillian Marshall is left heartbroken from the death of her beloved Joseph. She is trapped within Raccoon City when the virus spreads and has to fight her way through the hordes of zombies to escape. Along the way, Albert Wesker aids her in her escape, but little does she know that she is falling right into his hands...(Covers RE2 and RE:CV)

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UPDATE 04/09/2014- Well fuck...I think I've been on my hiatus long enough. After just having my beautiful daughter Kirie Reika, I think I'm ready to start again. Updates will be posted to these fics next week in the following order: Intertwined Souls, Beginnings and Love Beyond Death.

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The Fiery Guardian by PearlBloom reviews
Seto Kaiba was drowning in endless work and DESPERATELY needed help...before he'd die... Misty Robinson, a feisty, curvy beauty with an incredible divine power, has been sent as an answer to his subconscious prayer, to help and protect him and Mokuba. Because of an invisible demon and his stubborn pride, he nearly loses his saving grace, especially after making a HUGE mistake.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 250,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/11/2009 - S. Kaiba
The Pervy Slug Princess and the Fox by Awen Sofer reviews
Reiki is the daughter of Jiraiya and Tsunade. She comes to the village of Konoha with her father for a little rest and relaxation. Instead she finds a headache in the form of cute blond. And of course her father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 162,588 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Oh My Alucard by Fish and Chipz reviews
A girl finds herself being seduced by Alucard. Alucard x OC. Rated M for violence and strong language. COMPLETE
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 201,213 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - [Alucard, OC] - Complete
Requirements by Three-Steps-Ahead reviews
"What do people tell you about me, Miss O'Malley?" "That you're ruthless." "In every aspect of my life." He closed his eyes, lips ghosting over hers, taking in that sweet taste of nectar in their gloss, "I'm ruthless in business and in pleasure."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,165 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - S. Kaiba
Touch of a Demon by Quen Galad reviews
Waterdeep is saved, and the Champions of Eilistraee are honoured and celebrated. But for Rina, there is still something lacking... Or, rather, someone. Rating for language and a solid portion of mature themes.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Valen S.
Konan's Day of Revenge by coffee whore reviews
The male members of the Akatsuki have finally pushed Konan over the edge, now it's payback time: in true Konan style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The After Party by percylover101 reviews
With a Jinchuuriki dead and 22.5 million dollars to blow, the Akatsuki are about to throw the party of the century...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Amuesment Park for the Criminally Insane by Nallux reviews
World Domination through an amuesment park? This can't last long...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
An Akatsuki Morning by TheGirlWithNoIQ reviews
After a troublesome night, Sasori and Pein drinks coffee in the morning. But, will they enjoy it much long? Rated thanks to Hidan... Has been re-read and edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Operation: Destroy Postman by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Deidara, Kisame and Hidan face the greatest evil known to man...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
When Destiny Calls by littlevamp reviews
Story about a girl who gets captured and is forced to serve the spider lord. But in doing so they start caring for eachother in a loving way. Read and Review. All reviews welcomed! First fic! story better than summary.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/23/2006
Yamato's Love by botskey reviews
Being a new anbu wasn't all it was cracked up to be. I was very lucky to be put into a group I could get along with. I wasn't expecting to get close to one in particular. M for Language and small lemon. Prequel to Yamato's Love Returns. Yamato/Tenzō x Oc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Yamato, OC - Complete
Up the Ante by secretsofgray reviews
Deidara will stop at nothing to beat Itachi at a game of poker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
SS Akatsuki by Nenshou Mirai reviews
Okay i will try to make this quick. Pain is taking his organization members some where but they don't know where and you should be able to figure out where their going from the title. I suck at summaries, i own nothing, and rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Chatroom by sober.terminallyCapricious reviews
The Akatsuki get bored, so they start a chatroom. Several fights start, and eventually Tobi gets involved, s tho Chatroom dies the day it started
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
I'm Not Singing by Wrath76 reviews
The Akatsuki just got a Karaoke machine from Kami-knows-where. And everyone, except Sasori, was singing. Soon, the Akatsuki force, or try to force, him to sing. But who can? Sasori's like, the ultimate killjoy... Rated T due to a certain Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Blue Eyes, White Lies by TheStarsAreMyGuide reviews
Celeste wanted to be a journalist...then an interview with Seto Kaiba and a plan set up by his little brother changed all of that. More than just a few white lies might be needed to cover up the feelings they both have... Seto X OC, rating for a reason!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 81,266 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - S. Kaiba
Zetsu Learns Table Manners by Good boy-chan reviews
Pein-sama is not pleased with the way that Zetsu eats, so he employs Itachi to teach table manners to Zetsu...with limited results. Rated T for swearing like all of my stories .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Snugglebug Fiasco by kioku7 reviews
You were dragged to a houseparty and then forced to play snugglebug. Can this get any worse? Answer: Yes and no. NarutoXReader / NarutoXOC- depending on how you look at it. CAUTION: SOME CHARACTERS OC!- Like, two or three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Conflicting Religions by DaniZaraki reviews
Hidan gets a taste of some religion from Alice's world. How does it play out? Two OC warning, there is no religion bashing I promise. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Cinderella and Akatsuki just don't go together by abaoju reviews
This is a crazy idea that I had and it is based on the movie Cinderella. I own this plot, so please don't copy my work. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Cinderella. The 1st chapter were the lines that they were supposed to say.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tis the season for peace on earth, goodwill towards men, and...yeah, forget all that, this is the Akatsuki we're talking about here. One shot, implied PainKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Shinobi Snowball Fight by DaniZaraki reviews
Our favorite Konoha and Suna ninjas have a snowball fight along with the Akatsuki. Oneshot. Two OC warning for those of you who hate OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Recycling Incident by UNseated4TH reviews
The topic was taboo. The memory was one that lurked as a silent reminder at the back of each Akatsuki's mind every second Sunday. It was the memory of the disastrous Recycling Incident.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
It's a Mad Day by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
In retrospect, perhaps replacing the Leader's usual shampoo with neon green hair dye wasn't a smart move.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Tobi's Big Surprise by TobiGB reviews
Tobi has a little surprise for the other members of the Akatsuki. This story is Rate M because of Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Akatsuki's Daily Life by 01Corkscrew reviews
After the events on the Maury Show the Akatsuki return to their hideout in Rain Country and resume their daily life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Top Secret Akatsuki secrets REVEALED! by Annadrujok reviews
I found this story on , and the author said she wanted to share it with the world. So, I did her a favor and posted it here! All ideas are HERS, not mine.Tere are pictures on hers. All characters belong to Kisimoto-sensei. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Universal Battle Remote by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are reduced to fanboys bickering about who will win in a Minato vs. Itachi fight. Shiho of the crypto-technology department provides the answers, and then some. Spoilerish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
The Game by TotalTownie reviews
Tobi introduces the mind virus to his fellow members. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Wake Up Aniki! by GabrielSeductiveTrickster reviews
A cute oneshot about little Sasuke who decides to creep on his brother, Itachi, while he is sick. Influenced by a short story manga on mangafox. Contains YAOI, BOYXBOY, INCEST, and the use of lollipops.. you've been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt by obsidianLight16 reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Bicker by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because if there was anything Akatsuki did, it was bicker. Pein muses at his organization and comes to a revelation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Movie Night Payback by obsidianLight16 reviews
A little bit of payback is in order for the fiasco at the Amusement Park. And Konan knows just the thing that makes all the men of Akatsuki squirm in fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tunnel of Love by obsidianLight16 reviews
There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
The Nail Polish Crisis by dark.angel.0818 reviews
It all happened when that little bottle of puple nail polish was stolen. "This is MINE." "Oh hell no.It's MINE."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Blackout by KireiTakayoshi reviews
The power is out at the akatsuki base. what happens there when there's no power or mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Out Of Her League by KuramaIs4Me reviews
Kunai was not the best ninja in Konoha, but she has gotten some unexpected help from her secret crush. Will she be able to handle training from him without letting her emotions get in the way? Yondaime X OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,705 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Minato N.
Oh Unholy Night by redsky100 reviews
The title says it all; it's an Akatsuki Crack-fic Christmas two-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Reasons to Forbid by masruiiiik reviews
There is a reason as to why Pain forbade the Akatsuki members to have one-night-stands with prostitutes, desperate housewives and just the female population in general. The main reason being the twenty-five tiny Hidans running around. Crack! Slight yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Think I Understand by IzzyLawliet69 reviews
Mikoto hears about Itachi and longs to meet him after she develops odd feelings for him. She runs from Konoha and joins Itachi, but is he really who she thought he was? If Itachi never died... Birthday fic for Itachi-sama! ItachixOC, LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hiding Incognito by obsidianLight16 reviews
Because everything with Kakuzu starts with a bet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Trust Exercises by masruiiiik reviews
Pain said that this would help them learn how to trust each other, the rest of the Akatsuki told him he was being a pain in the ass. Akatsuki fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki's MisAdventures by xstar.lovex reviews
Even though the Akatsuki is known to be dangerous criminals, it's all a facade. They can't go anywhere without something bad happening. Random adventures. The Akatsuki goes to McDonald's, Orochimaru's house , and more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
One of the Akatsuki Meetings by appolik reviews
A powerful organization gather up to discuss a few urgent matters. Just a humorous little fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
When the Akatsuki play board games by Bri Nara reviews
Drabble/One-shot/at-the-moment-type story. The Akatsuki try to play boards on game night and epically fail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Random Day With The Akatsuki by 19sazzy97 reviews
Being villains and trying to take over the world every single day can be really hard work. What happens when the members of the Akatsuki finally snap from the pressure? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki MADNESS! by Onyx Embers reviews
Several random short stories about the akatsuki. No plotline, no timeline. I threw EVERYTHING out the window on this one. Rated T for chapter 8. Written by Sand. Finished/Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Why, why we ask? by may uzumaki reviews
One-shot. The Akatsuki think about what's currently happening to them in the Naruto manga. Rated T for mentioning character death. Lots of spoliers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The whore and the nukenin by kuroyume85 reviews
A whore. A nukenin. Although they're different, they have a common point. Feelings are forbidden. But... I think the story is better than that stupid summary... sorry .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U.
Akatsuki's Road Trip by Bri Nara reviews
The Akatsuki are all crammed into a car for a few days... now how to pass the time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sweeter Than Ambrosia by xBrokenBones reviews
After years of not seeing each other, childhood friends meet once again, but under less innocent circumstances. ItachixOc /Requested One-Shot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
From Hate to Love by Kapootya reviews
Itachi's story before the Uchiha massacre. He has to kill his one true love. This is before/during him becoming known as a missing nin in Konoha. One shot has turned into a back-story of Itachi's childhood till the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,536 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lithium Blood by Black Lace Lamb reviews
Ophelia Jones moved to England purely for buisness, she has alwayes hated vampires. Little did she know that the vampire withing the walls of the Hellsing manor would hold the secrets to her sinful ancestry. {Alucard X OC Rated MA in Later Chapters}
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,549 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Truth or Dare may get you killed by WatchingYou reviews
The Akatsuki are alone, bored out of their minds one day. So Tobi brings up the idea of playing a game and things just get worse from there...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Konoha 12 vs The Akatsuki by Hana-01 reviews
Showdown of the century! Soccer style! What are the tricks, tactics and strategies used in soccer in the narutoverse? It's the Konoha 12 going up against the formiddable Akatsuki... Who will take home the glory of winning?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki take the SemeUke Quiz by Teiden reviews
Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Half Baked Money Scheme by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Kakuzu has an amazing idea to make some more money. Pein deems it stupid so they go with his idea. Why is Itachi in a pink skirt?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothin But The Truth by BelovedShadow reviews
Judge Tsunade is overseeing a case today with some of our wildest characters! Let's see how it goes... I listed mystery as a chaatgory cus u don't know who's guilty till the end but there's no angst or anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Akatsuki, Tsunade S. - Complete
Pandora: A Different Time by AmethystQuill reviews
Alternative Universe. Anna Quaritch is in love with Pandora and sets out to become one with The People but as the RDA close in on Hometree its left with her to stop them. OC/OC and a few characters from the original movie. Rated M for future chapters.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by PumpkinMixer reviews
Does what it says on the tin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Akatsuki Go To The Dentist by Keono reviews
I think it's K , but I'm putting it as T cuz of Hidan's mouth! The Akatsuki have to go to the dentist and things go bad! It sucks cuz I rushed! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Akatsuchi - Complete
Life In The Akatsuki by Kakashiz reviews
What the Akatsuki are like inside. Homey family-ish humor. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Game Night by Bri Nara reviews
Second Tuesday of every month is Akatsuki's game night. What madness will happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
The Other Incident by BelovedShadow reviews
Warning: CRACK... Pein wakes up one morning to the sound of Tobi and Deidara arguing.. Lets see how this leads the akatsuki to some unexpected confessions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki vs WalMart 513 by Kohana Kurama reviews
Even S-Ranked ninjas need to go shopping for vital things. However it doesn't seem like the boys can behave themselves no matter where they go. Rated for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Vampire Heart by claymaker reviews
Alucard finds himself in an awkward situation. An American girl has unknowingly brought upon a curse that links them together, with her able to command him. Surely He hates the girl, but cannot understand why he feels drawn to her as well.AL/OC Ch.29up!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,254 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alucard - Complete
A Night to Remember by Lady Nuit reviews
It started simple enough,Uchiha Sora and Uchiha Mizu wanted to plan a party. After Itachi and Sasuke don't follow a simple rule seems like all hell broke lose. Can there be a normal party? Can there actually be anything normal? Happy New Years two Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Christmas Cooking by Sound Shadow reviews
Pein has a set a task for his Akatsuki members, baking. Crack. Rated M due to Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by Lizzy Anne89 reviews
I’ve always been told that the first step to resolving a problem is admitting you have one. So here it goes. My name is Alyssa Wood. I’m sixteen years old and I’m in love with my brother’s best friend. That’s right. I’m in love with Cedric Diggory."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Akatsuki R' Us by elric0sis reviews
Tobi brings home a mysterious pie one night for everyone to enjoy. Everything was fine until the next day then everythinkg get's a little, kid-like. What trouble does the Akatsuki face now? Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Warning: Blonds Cause Yellow Light by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Side-story to my Akatsuki Gamer Trilogy. Naruto and Deidara learn the consequences of touching an Uchiha's PlayStation 3 when said owners are not around. Itachi is not amused. Sasuke wants to just plain hang them. Crack! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Restless by Aranel Fae reviews
AU. He knew that she was tired at least and was amazed that she'd put the effort into getting him to sleep. Did she miss him that much? ItachiOC. PWP. Oneshot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Meetings by Aaron The Night Watcher reviews
It's hard to have a meeting. Especially if one of your members dies at every single one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Secret Meetings Of Akatsuki by HieiDragonFire reviews
It's hard to run an evil ninja organization. Especially if one of your members dies at every meeting you have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
Saturday by Heki564 reviews
A typical Saturday for the Akatsuki. sort of a crack fic... just an idea i came up with last year and i'm adding on to it... rated for language COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
A Day In The Life by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
Tobi takes Deidara's scope. If that isn't reason enough to panic, then what happens next is. Akatsuki life revealed! Enter at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki spend a day at the pool by NachtAngel reviews
One Shot.Akatsuki spend a day at the pool...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Windows and Walls by llorolalluvia reviews
Maybe Kocoum wasn't just a handsome sturdy husband who never dreamt that something might be coming. Maybe Thomas had his own ulterior motives. Maybe there was another mysterious character whose story has never been told. Please read and review!
Pocahontas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Hallow Wings by Pearl's Beauty reviews
After an awful betrayal, Edward decides to kill himself. However, that will not go unnoticed from the Almighty from above, he sends one of his little "guardians" to rescue him, but she's also been hurt herself. EC/OC & future JB/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,509 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Don't Leave Me Lonely by R2468 reviews
A Sasuke oneshot. Very sweet. Rated M for a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Death Fail by Arzosah reviews
Sometimes you're immortal, and sometimes you have no excuse. Akatsuki crack. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Breaking the Beauty Destroying the Beast by MckayZielke reviews
Itachi loves Kimi, but she doesn't feel the same way. He doesn't care, he takes her anyway...ItaxOc ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi's Birthday by binibini reviews
The day has come! Check out what the Akatsuki members have in store for their Itachi san's Birthday party! A bit Long, But pretty much 1-shot..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Falling at my own pace by Morbidmuch reviews
Some fall fast, some fall slow, and some don't fall at all. OC/Cedric
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Don't Mess With Itachi by Abdicated reviews
ONESHOT What do you think will happen when Hidan and the rest of the akatsuki members find out that Itachi has assorted nailpolish hidden somewhere? Well this fanfiction is your answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Along The Way by Flashchimp reviews
Greek princess Tea was to be wed to Pharaoh Yami. High Priest Seto was sent to bring her to Egypt, but along the way, they fell for each other. Yami wasn't too happy after finding out and threw Seto in the dungeon. And what does Bakura want? Humor, abuse,
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,746 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Dreams and Reality by ShadowHunter90 reviews
For a week Sarah has been having the same dream about a man with spiky blonde hair. When she finds out he's real and kidnaps her from her home she finds out that she's in for the adventure of a lifetime. CloudxOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,614 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Cloud S. - Complete
Taken By The High Priest by ladydolce reviews
Set in Ancient Egypt, Anzu is kidnapped by Seto and held captive until Atemu can rescue her. Unfortunately, the Priest has other plans reserved for her, and when she realizes what they are, will she resist or become ensnared by his possession?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy by redclouds reviews
Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi get invited to play Ultimate Shinobi Jeopardy. Unfortunately they aren't that smart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Before He Left by WritersLove reviews
Itachi once had a lover when he used to reside in Konoha. One day, the Hokage hears the plan of the Uchiha's and sent Itachi to assassinate his own clan. Itachi knows he will have to leave Konoha and spends a night with his lover. ItachixOC LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Alphabet by LiteralBlue reviews
From A right through all the fiddly little letters like Q and X, right through to Z, the Akatsuki have their moments, categorised for your delight into alphabetic order! Contains moderate OCs and Hidan's dirty, dirty mouth. Tobi-love all the way! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
Christmas Movies Akatsuki Style! by MidnightWritings reviews
The Akatsuki's take on some of our favorite Christmas movies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
The Pageant by Sabet reviews
In which Pein decides to share the Christmas story with the rest of the Akatsuki, by means of the classic Christmas play.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Dark Blue : A Seto Kaiba Love Story by Lunatic Lolita reviews
A young girl from his past shows up unexpectedly on his doorstep and things start to change. Why is Kaiba, at age 23 and CEO of infamous Kaiba Corp. falling for a 14 year old girl? But when he finds out her secret, that might be the least of his worries.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - S. Kaiba, Kisara - Complete
What if the Akatsuki worked at WalMart? by KakashiXIrukaLover reviews
Did you ever think of what it would be like if the Akatsuki worked at Wal-Mart? This is my first attempt at a funny story. Rated M for language and a lot of making out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
S Rank Plumbers by Gonasamu reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki's last working toilet breaks, and Deidara and Hidan are assigned to fix it? Crack, Oneshot. Rated T for Hidan's mouth. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
I Love You, Aniki by Profound Yaoi reviews
ONESHOT Itachi has to give Sasuke 'the talk' while their parents are on a long mission. Warnings: Yoai, ItaSasu, incest, masturbation, semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Blind Dates by Tally Mai-chan reviews
44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Crimson Regret : An Itachi oneshot by assassinkarena reviews
Kuroda's past comes to haunt her as she struggles with her nightmares. Then Uchiha Itachi comes into the picture. An unwanted love from him clouds her mind and she can't stop thinking about him. Then she ends up doing something untentional...or was it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
A Bolt Out Of The Blue by FairyLilly1 reviews
A chance meeting on a train develops a little more for Seto Kaiba. A one shot story might be continued
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2008 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Itachi's whim by CrowCake reviews
Poker Night at the Akatsuki started out as a great idea many, many years ago. It's kind of a mess now, but an entertaining mess at that. Chapter 386 spoilers. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Ringtones by MinaTakahashii reviews
A ringtone goes off in the Akatsuki lair and whose could it have been?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Haunting Passion by AkashaReflections reviews
After being away from Japan for over a year, Hazuki Ogino is back, trying to live her live once again. However, being back in this all to familiar town brings back memories....and the residual feelings that are still attached to them.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Akatsuki Will Rock You by LunaDance506 reviews
The Akatsuki version of "We Will Rock You" by Queen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Left Right Center by one-regret-103 reviews
Total crack. Written LATE, and under the influence of serious caffeine. When a few members of the Akatsuki are playing LRC in a clearing, and Sasuke intervenes. R&R pweeease? It feeds my lonely heart. I think a swear or two is in there
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
A Typical Akatsuki Morning by HalfMagyk reviews
Just a typical morning at the Akatsuki hideout...early wake up calls, borrowed objects, misused hairbrushes, disorganized shampoo, sleepfighting, two people wanting to kill Hidan...all right, maybe typical is too strong a word...T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Magik-Markers reviews
English teacher Itachi Uchiha never has any trouble with any of his students except for that one girl that drives him insane by just standing in the same room. What is it about her that makes him so crazy about her? He's gonna find out if it gets him fire
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
A day in the life of Itachi by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Random, funny drabbles about Itachi's life in the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Play's The Thing Well Not Really by kyo-kun-luver reviews
Akatsuki clan decides to raise money by putting on a play. Well, thing's don't always turn out so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
It's All Coming Back To Me Uchiha Itachi OneShot by GoddessChi reviews
I don't know how to make a good summary..I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Operation Secret Santa by Merks reviews
After the Akatsuki failed in their attempt to capture and extract the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Sir Leader develops a punishment comparable to none other. [OOC]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Interview with the Elder God by Kildiazar the Unwanted Ghost reviews
Does Raziel truly have free will? How does the Elder God cope with this situation? Did Raziel gain a secret ability from one of his brother's souls that he doesn't know about? The Elder God explains all. Read and Review
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005
Assassinate the CEO by Cobra Strife reviews
(Completed) The infamous, terrifying and deadly Shadow gang sends out one of their most elite assassins to kill Seto Kaiba. But will the assassin succeed? Or will it lead to much more? SetoXOC Rated R for blood, gore and maybe lemon
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,586 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Lost On the Trail by Razielim Vampiress reviews
Raziel and Zephon annoy the hell out of Turel. You know it's gotta be good. Especially when you're dealing with two screwed up lil fledglings such as those two!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2004
Sarafan Intraining by Caboose2814 reviews
Raziel and his Brethren join the Sarafan Army and begin to train for their new lives under the harsh tutorship of Malek [COMPLETE!]
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
Legacy of Kain: Not as Defiant as I hoped by PhoenixAS Comics reviews
A violent humour fic with plenty of character death. Read as Kain, Raziel, Vorador, Malek and Mortanius rape history in this random and fast paced fic. [COMPLETE]
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,551 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Complete
It Started With A Trial by MortalSora reviews
*Last chapter up* Kain's Christmas gift doesn't really work out the way he wanted it to. Please R&R!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 10/31/2002
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Intertwined Souls reviews
Selûne grew up with Itachi and Sasuke after the deaths of her family by the hand of her sister Mayu. Unfortunately for her, it's one dilemma after another; near deaths, joining the Akatsuki, Sasuke's defection...but she had never expected to fall in love with both Uchiha brothers and with her own life in peril, she must choose who she truly loves or fall to her own dark destiny.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,974 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Love Beyond Death reviews
After a fatal accident takes the life of Yugi's sister, she is sent back down to Earth as one of God's minor goddesses to aid Yugi in his quest to save the world. During her mission, she falls in with Yugi's greatest rival Seto Kaiba and uncovers her own ancient past with Yugi and Kaiba. What will she find? Will she be able to stay on Earth after her mission is complete?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - S. Kaiba, Yūgi M.
Beginnings reviews
The beginning of the story of Rose Lillian Marshall, a woman beloved of Albert Wesker and Joseph Frost. *THE ORIGINAL ROSE LILLIAN MARSHALL HAS MADE A NEW ACCOUNT DUE TO PROBLEMS WITH OLD ONE! THIS IS THE CURRENT ACCOUNT, NOT A FAKE!*
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - A. Wesker, Joseph F.
A Lifelong Devotion reviews
This is a story from the time before and during the French Revolution. It concerns the fictional love story of Maximilien Robespierre and Élisabeth Rousseau, the fictional daughter of Jean-Jacques Rousseau that I made in my mind. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - France