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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., Glee, and Friends.



My name is Natalie, I'm in CA, and I know my profile is super long so feel free to skip directly to the stories at the bottom!

I love writing mystery and romance. Never have I ever been able to kill anyone in a fic—let's see if that changes *evil laugh

Check out my latest story: It's called 'Can You Hear Me?' It's a Friends fic and it's about a teenage girl whose parents are in a bad car crash so she goes to live with distant cousin Monica and meets the gang-- also, she's deaf, so there will be sign language in there but I will always translate and there won't be much because that is a pain in the ass to write. Enjoy!!!

Also, I make and sell French beaded flowers online! Check out my website below

''Love what you do, and do what you love.''

Famous quote by Ray Bradbury.




1. YOUR REAL NAME: Natalie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Natizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Blue Llama

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Penman

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilnaall

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink):Violet Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alnabte

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Renee

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Abby

10. YOUR SPY NAME: (First name of your favorite character in your favorite movie, and the last word of the title of your favorite book{if plural make singular}): Luna Stone

I miss you.

It feels like an itch

A tiny itch

In my heart.

I hear your voice

I see you everywhere

I feel you.

I wake up and call out to you

But you never come

How am I supposed to feel?

I know that you love me

And I want to love you too

But I don't

Links to the outfits for the Love Story wedding!

Cuddy's Dress:

House's Bow tie:



I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Bold if you have done these things

You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree/bush.

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

You have tried to lick your elbow

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.

You just tried to sing them

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

You have caught yourself drooling.

You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.

You tilt your head when you're confused.

You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

The word 'um' is used many times a day

Guys the problem is I'm actually very smart and I have done most of these things...


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.


Yes, I'm a proud gleek.

Glee Canon Couples I love:



Will/ Emma

Glee Non-Canon Couples I Love:


Glee Couples I Hate:


Favorite Characters:

Kurt, Blaine, Dani

Characters I hate:

None of them

Favorite Episodes:


The First Character I Fell In Love with:


The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I Do Now:


The Character that Everyone Else Loves and I Don’t:


The Character I Used to Love but Not Anymore:


The Character I Want to Be Like:


My Favorite Song from an Episode and Who Sung It:

"Pretty Pretty Please,"


Kurt & Blaine

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A fall through time by WackyWizard reviews
Sirius falls through the veil and ends up in 1977 where he becomes the DADA Professor. He finds that he doesn't like his younger self, but is surprised when he finds himself drawn to a 6th year student named Willow Briar. Full summary inside. SBXOC JXL AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,347 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Hope by Mille Vera reviews
Ross and Rachel's breakup took a toll on the entire group, but when a bigger tragedy strikes, will the famous couple realize what is truly important? Lobsters, Mondler. Please R/R.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,214 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ross G., Rachel G. - Complete
I'll Be There For You by iamsuperlocked reviews
What will happen when Monica finally pushes Chandler's last button? Who's side will the group take? And when Chandler leaves her and moves out whose arms will he surrender to? Chandler never thought love could be so wonderful, until he fell in love with the perfect person. Not a Mondler story.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Chandler B., Monica G.
I'll Be There For You by sara333777 reviews
While filming Glee, Chris's cast members notice that he isn't feeling too well. For once, he looks like he's about to pass out in one of the dance numbers and also Amber said that he had a light fever. The cast gets together to help Chris out.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,267 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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Please Don't Cry
Because death was easier than the pain she was feeling every day.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2014
Nachos, Las Vegas, and Get Out of My Car
The gang goes to Las Vegas for a week and have some wild adventures! Set around Season 4
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Rachel G., Monica G., Joey T., Chandler B.
Change of Heart reviews
17-year old Rachel Green is a snob who thinks only of herself. She is mean to everyone, and her attitude is completely out of control. But when tragedy strikes, will it be enough for her to see the error of her ways?
Friends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Rachel G., Monica G., Jack G., Judy G.
Can You Hear Me? reviews
After her parents are in a car crash, fourteen-year-old Carmen goes to stay with her second-cousin Monica and her family. Since Carmen is deaf, everyone has to adapt so that they can communicate with her. Carmen is faced with new challenges everyday, like trying to talk to people who can hear and can't sign, and moving from her small California town to New York. T for mild language
Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Monica G.
Cory reviews
A poem from Lea Michelle's POV about Cory Montieth's death
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Free reviews
She sliced the knife through her skin, expecting pain...For a moment, she was free. She floated above everything. Then the moment was over and there was a cut on her hand, and it stung. T for Self-harm.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Erica's Battle reviews
10-year-old Erica is having trouble with her health. She hates food and doesn't eat enough, and she is so tired all the time that she can't finish a school day. Going from doctor to doctor to therapists that she hates begins to take a toll.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Monica G., Chandler B., Erica B., Jack B.
All it Takes
A freeverse poem about Ross and Rachel breaking up, and ending their lives.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Rachel G., Ross G. - Complete
Through the Veil reviews
Wen Sirius fell through the veil, Harry dove in after him. Now, they're trapped in the middle of Nowhere (literally) with lost spirits and evil creatures, and they're trying to get back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
You Found Me reviews
It's a small world, just ask any of the Friends. A story about how they really did grow up together, even if they didn't know it at the time, and how each of their stories interconnect and eventually turn into one. Ends just before the show starts. R&R, T for language later.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Chandler B., Monica G.
Taking Chances reviews
Chandler will stop at nothing to get Quinn, and she hates his guts. Meanwhile Monica finds motivation to lose weight upon meeting one Finn Hudson. T for mild language.
Crossover - Friends & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Chandler B., Quinn F.
My Immortal: My Commentary! reviews
My very own take on the infamous fanfic: My Immortal by Troll Who Shall Not Be Named! Please read and Review! T for language and sexual content If you can call it that
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Draco M., OC
My Immortal reviews
My own revamped version of Tara Gillespie's My Immortal. Hopefully this time it won't make your eyes bleed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Last Step
A little one shot about how Karofsky was dealing with the abuse... T for mild language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - D. Karofsky
A cute fluffy oneshot. Rachel and her mom are both dealing with stress and have a cute mother-daughter moment. Fluffy! Rachel/OC
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - R. Cuddy, L. Cuddy
The My Immortal Game reviews
This is a little game I made up. At the end, the winner will get an awesome prize! Rules inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011
My Countrified Immortal reviews
Hi ya'll my name be Cathy Darkness Dementia Raven Way. I be here to tell ya'll 'bout my new story: My Countrified Immortal. It be a story with all the things that be happenin' im my life at right now. Please read this here story. reviews are much obliged!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Harry's Secret Enemy reviews
Something I started long long ago and might actually finish!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P.
Miranda reviews
Hinny is destined to fail, and we all know it, so why not bring it down with a little comedy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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