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Joined 02-12-11, id: 2746353, Profile Updated: 01-10-13
Author has written 15 stories for Primeval, Misc. Tv Shows, and Web Shows.

Let's just say i took a 'short' break from writing fics...

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Love's first bite by ThatOneOverTheTopPhanGirl reviews
Dan has a secret but Phil is trying his best to figure it out. Will Dan and Phil break apart or will they realise exactly what fate has decided for them? Okay, I know... Crappy summary . But seriously... It's a good one :) Disclaimer: I do not own Danisnotonfire or Amazingphil (I wish :L) or anything else mentioned in this story :) Phan, rated M just to be sure :)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Confusion! by shewritesthefics reviews
This IS a Phan. Dan thinks Phanfiction is stupid. He could never love Phil like that! But what if something was to happen to make him think differently? And how would Phil feel about this? Rated M for obvious reasons... I hope you enjoy this, reviews are welcome :) Still in progress but lots of chapters up already. Includes quite a traumatic experience..
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Horror Inside by Katy-The-Platypus reviews
Five years ago Sarah, Abby, Jess, Emily and Matt were brutaly murdered. Now Becker and Connor are back and they want the truth. Secker, Conby and Memily. On Hiatus
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Becker, Sarah P.
Paranormal Activity by bornunderabadsign reviews
Jess spends her days dealing with dinosaurs – so nothing should shock or scare her, but things take an unusual turn when strange things start happening at her house. A short but thrilling Jecker story.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Virtual Interuptions by fck-off-chris reviews
Texts, calls and MSN chats between the A.R.C team. Lots of Jecker, set when they are a couple. :D Now with little Beckers.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Even younger Becker by Cooper101 reviews
Becker is teased for being the youngest man, but when a mission goes wrong, the team have to hunt down a Scorpion from the future and look after a one and a half year old Becker! Looks like its parenthood for the ARC team, but baby Becker is trouble.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,342 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Becker - Complete
Greek Romance by Whatever-the-weather reviews
Jess goes on holiday to Greece, but when she returns home not alone, who is the unexpected guest? How does Becker feel about it? Jecker, Conby, Memily.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Opposites Atrract by Whatever-the-weather reviews
A Jecker story, with a hint of Conby. Jess and Becker are complete opposites; just take what they wear for example. But is the saying true, do opposites really attract? Abby and Connor think so, can they convince Jess and Becker the same?
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Spar by Basched reviews
Matt and Becker have a little tussle. pre-slash if you will.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Matt A., Becker - Complete
Come Together by Kylestra reviews
Becker finds out Matt doesn't know the Beatles, this is of course unacceptable and has to be changed. But will Matt let him in long enough to do it? Warning: Slash.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Matt A., Becker
Sorry we forgot by Cooper101 reviews
Jess is having a rubbish birthday. First, she argues with her parents about a party. Second, she has to go to the anomaly site and gets hurt. Third, no one remembers it's her birthday! Can Becker's odd mood and weird questions change all this for Jess?
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Aftermath by Whatever-the-weather reviews
An aftermath of the bomb incident in 4x06, Jesker.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Trainers by The Procrastinating Bookworm reviews
In which Becker tries to show Jess that not all trainers are created equal.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Becker's Secret Obsession by Mew Tohru Kun reviews
When Becker leaves his wallet at the ARC, Abby sets out to return it to him, but she gets more than she bargained for...
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Abby M., Becker - Complete
Fairy Tales by fck-off-chris reviews
Jecker. when becker finds Jess' fanfiction stories, what will happen
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Embarrassment by Whatever-the-weather reviews
Jess Parker embarrasses herself in front of Becker a lot, unfortunately for Jess there seems to be no avoiding it, which leads to some funny events, Jesker.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
The Embarrassing Moment by fck-off-chris reviews
Jess walks in on Lester dancing around his office, so she videos it and that video manages to make its way onto the internet. Lester finds out and he is not happy. Slight bit of Jecker at the end.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jess P. - Complete
Flashed by Kizza is a RIOT reviews
On a wild girls night out Abby dares Jess to flash a strange man but just who does that strange man turn out to be?... CHAP 2 WAS ALL DOWN TO MY MATE ROSIE-JESS so this is for u babes x
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Becker, Jess P.
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Regrets reviews
Phil had watched his life go by and now he was in the middle of a midlife crisis. Can he reevaluate his life and find out who and what he really desires? I swear there will be phan later on!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
It started with the Sphere reviews
As I walked down the empty street, I couldn't help but think this was all my fault. I couldn't help but think that I was the thing that caused it, the monster that started the endless fight for survival.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011
Team building reviews
Just a little story like no other! If you are going to tell me it is weird please don't because I get the point but feel fre to tell me it is bad! If you like wizard and confusing'ness' read ahead my dear...
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Killer! reviews
First there were 30 now there is 10 but only one of them is the killer! I couldn't think of a good name- sorry!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jess P.
Imagine This reviews
Imagine you are one the primeval characters, imagine you go where they go. How would you feel, what would you do? Better then description!
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011
I Lied reviews
Little parts of Connor's life after Abby dies, he thoughts, feelings that sort of thing.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Connor T.
TechNO Emily reviews
Just a one shot story that jumped into my mind! Where from, I will never know! Emily loves Technology! really she does!
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Emily - Complete
Start over reviews
Danny walks through the wrong anomaly and ends up in the wrong world- can he pull things together, face the questions and start a new life in this new myterious world...
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Danny Q.
Do tears bring Joy? reviews
A short Matt/Jess fic. One shot only because I am not sure about the story or pairing. :D
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jess P., Matt A. - Complete
Mecker? reviews
Don't worry it's not Matt and Becker, although I could make a Matt/Becker bromance okay maybe not ! May has always had her eyes on Becker. Based on 'Shake it' by Metro Station. Sorry for the bad name and description!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Becker - Complete
My very cherry Becker reviews
"Okay, just to tell you we have all been invited to fancy dress party next Sunday" said Abby. Can this fancy dress party go as well as Jess hopes it will? You will just have to read to find out :D
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Driven reviews
"Go away" screamed Becker. Jess started to tease him.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Jess goes on Take me out reviews
Jessic Parker from London, welcome to Take me out
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Becker - Complete
Connor's Advice reviews
Note to self Becker thought, never take Connor's advice, ever. *changed for Lydia your highness *
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
I'll be here for you Jess reviews
A short story about a problem Jess faces in her life. I suck at descriptions sorry :/
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete