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Joined 02-12-11, id: 2746434, Profile Updated: 06-30-11
Author has written 13 stories for Penguins of Madagascar.

Hi! I'm a big Penguins of Madagascar fan! I think that is one of the best cartoon shows since Rugrats.

And yes, I am a pokemon freak. ^^

Things To Clear Up

Yes: I am a boy

Yes: I have a life

No: I do not like cookie and cream ice cream

Yes: My goldfish talks to me

No: I do not like punk rock music

Yes: I do sudoku puzzles for fun

No: I don't support child abuse

Yes: I do like yaoi/yuri

Yes: I am THAT guy

No: I did not sexually harass that girl.

Is that clear enough? Good.

Handsome: 55%

Smart: 40%

Serious: 5%

Equals: 100%

Conversations of my life

" My uncle: If you can do one good thing with your life, marry a rich girl.

Me: What if she's ugly?

Uncle: Doesn't matter! If she is ugly, you'd get used to it!

Me: Are you trying to turn me into a gold digger?

Uncle: No..."

" My uncle: Money is not as important as... Well... Remember, money is most important,

Me: What about family?

Uncle: If you have enough money, you can pay people to be your family!"

"My mom: You know, if you are going to eat this much, I'll need to starve your sisters.

Me: Yea...

Mom: You want your cute little sisters to starve?

Me:... Do I need to answer?"

"My sister, Natalie: Okay, Jason! We are going to play Penguins of Madagascar!

My other sister, Melissa: Yea! You're the nerd of the house so you're Kowalski! I'm Skipper 'cause I'm tough like that.

My OTHER sister, Danielle: I'm Rico!

Natalie: I guess I'm Private!

Me: Okay, good! Since I'm Kowalski, I'm going to go do an experiment with the TV! *Sits on the couch and turns on TV*

Melissa: Solider! No unauthorized experiments!"

"Me: So...

My best friend, Samuel: So... Nice day.

Me: Oh yea! Its really nice out here!

Samuel: Yea...

Me: Definetely...

Samuel: Wanna go back inside?

Me: Yea, lets go.

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Blowhole's Children by cuddles1234XD reviews
Blowhole turns the guys into human kids in an astounding attempt to get rid of them, but working with two completely heartless evildoers prooves to be a little more than he was prepared for.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,228 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Dr. Blowhole
Twisted Stories by Demonizedangel455 reviews
Rated for safety. A story for each cartoon girl's normal life turned twisted. Read, Review and DONT FLAME! Also Please PLEASE read it! Story will change to different cartoons...that I know...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011
The Notebook Theory by The Young and Free Dragon reviews
Kowalski thinks he is suffering from a rare condition in his brain. Here is his notebook as he attempts to fix his condition. First chapter is very short. WARNING: Science content. May be confusing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kowalski
Love Crazed by Foxmur reviews
Rico is saddened by his attraction to Skipper, as he feels he may never win his heart. Skipper notices his sadness and can't think of anything but to try and help him, abandoning the mission they were supposed to go on. Skico. Rated for safety. Completed.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Rico, Skipper] - Complete
Nightmares by Foxmur reviews
Private has a nightmare, and is thrown out for multiple counts of awakening the bunker. While Mort has a similar nightmare. The two find each other and offer help, just so they can maybe be safe. Morvate. Rated for safety. Completed.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - [Mort, Private] - Complete
Calms the Nerves by Foxmur reviews
Rico begins to act worse than his norm, and Skipper sends him - along with Julien - out to the park so he can possibly shorten his battery. Julien, however, has a funner thing on his mind. The very first RiJu. Rated for explicit reasons. Completed.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Rico, King Julien] - Complete
More Alike by Foxmur reviews
Private takes the job to keep night watch, and through that time he finds Mort. The two share their opinion on some things, including on a possible relationship they could share. The very first Morvate. Rated for safety. Christmas setting. Completed.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - [Mort, Private] - Complete
Reasons by Ze Dolphinator reviews
There's got to be a reason why Marlene keeps doing Kowalski so many favors. One-shot.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
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Fireworks reviews
A 4th of July special... Uh... The penguins are going to watch the fireworks performance. Who will go and who will stay back? If I took someone's idea, I'm sorry. Will continue. Disclaimer: I do not own Penguins of Madagascar, Katy Perry or Beyoncé.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Private, Marlene
Why reviews
A random thing I typed up. Erm... No summary. All I can say is that's its a Maurice/Julien pairing... Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Maurice, King Julien - Complete
Skipper's girl reviews
Rico is jealous of Skipper. Why? Songfic! Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Rico, Marlene - Complete
More Than Words reviews
Second song fic! SKILENE! Song used: More than words by Extreme. I do not own anything! Can't think of summary...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Skipper, Marlene
Experiment R160 reviews
A fanfic about Rico's origins and how he joined the team. NO FLAMES Changed it to T because I'm paranoid.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Rico, Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Her Guardian Penguins reviews
When the penguins' favorite visitor, Veronica, is having a troubled life, the penguins decide to help her. OC story. Rated T for later chapters. Disclaimer: I do not own the Penguins of Madagascar.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Private, Skipper
A Hate Love Thing reviews
Kowalski sees Julien and Skipper arguing. What happens? Read to find out. SLASH! I'm trying my hand at the Skipper & Julien couple. Tell me how I did! Rated T to be safe. I have no ownership of these characters.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Skipper, King Julien - Complete
I'm Alone, I'm Nobody reviews
Rico had been upset lately. Skipper talks to about it. What could happen? It has SLASH. This idea was giving me writer's block for Experiment R160. R&R! Disclaimer: I do not own the penguins.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Skipper, Rico - Complete
Simple Questions reviews
Private asks Kowalski a couple of questions. He tries his best to answer them... That's all I can say. There is SLASH so if you no like, you no read. Please R&R! Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kowalski, Private - Complete
She's Got a Way reviews
My first Song-fic! SKILENE! Song: She's Got a Way by Billy Joel. I don't own the Penguins of Madagascar or the song. Please R&R!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Darling Rose reviews
After finding nothing to watch, the penguins decide to watch a DVD. But its not what they expect. Original poem by me! Disclaimer: I own nothing... except the poem.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
As the Dawn Comes reviews
I don't have alot to say about this. Just a short thing I made. You'll just have to read it and find out. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Rico's Closet reviews
MY FIRST STORY! A one-shot about Rico "He had alot on his mind. Not bombs or dynamite, something else," Rated T to be safe.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Rico - Complete