Author has written 13 stories for Penguins of Madagascar.
Hi! I'm a big Penguins of Madagascar fan! I think that is one of the best cartoon shows since Rugrats.
And yes, I am a pokemon freak. ^^
Things To Clear Up
Yes: I am a boy
Yes: I have a life
No: I do not like cookie and cream ice cream
Yes: My goldfish talks to me
No: I do not like punk rock music
Yes: I do sudoku puzzles for fun
No: I don't support child abuse
Yes: I do like yaoi/yuri
Yes: I am THAT guy
No: I did not sexually harass that girl.
Is that clear enough? Good.
Conversations of my life
" My uncle: If you can do one good thing with your life, marry a rich girl.
Me: What if she's ugly?
Uncle: Doesn't matter! If she is ugly, you'd get used to it!
Me: Are you trying to turn me into a gold digger?
" My uncle: Money is not as important as... Well... Remember, money is most important,
Me: What about family?
Uncle: If you have enough money, you can pay people to be your family!"
"My mom: You know, if you are going to eat this much, I'll need to starve your sisters.
Mom: You want your cute little sisters to starve?
Me:... Do I need to answer?"
"My sister, Natalie: Okay, Jason! We are going to play Penguins of Madagascar!
My other sister, Melissa: Yea! You're the nerd of the house so you're Kowalski! I'm Skipper 'cause I'm tough like that.
My OTHER sister, Danielle: I'm Rico!
Natalie: I guess I'm Private!
Me: Okay, good! Since I'm Kowalski, I'm going to go do an experiment with the TV! *Sits on the couch and turns on TV*
Melissa: Solider! No unauthorized experiments!"
My best friend, Samuel: So... Nice day.
Me: Oh yea! Its really nice out here!
Samuel: Wanna go back inside?
Me: Yea, lets go.