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Joined 02-12-11, id: 2746738, Profile Updated: 01-25-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

This is my crack-fic account.

You can find my real stories http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1801078/andsarah

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Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother (Victoria) and evil stepsisters (Jessica and Lauren) and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,977 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,720 - Follows: 7,458 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 17730 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5025 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stockholm by lgmrkm reviews
When 17yr Bella Swan is taken, she finds herself having to play 'house' or end up another murdered victim. However, she is not alone and immediately meets 18yr Edward. The question is can she get them out? Or better yet, does he want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Afterall by TwilightsMyPassion reviews
After his mom passes away, Edward is left to take care of his little sister Alice. They both are broken. They want to be happy. Alice loves her new teacher Miss Bella and thinks she's perfect for Edward. What she doesn't know is that love can be harder than it looks. Will Edward and Bella pull through?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 154,372 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7350 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 4,162 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 6,525 - Follows: 5,194 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Find a Twin by emmettsmybigteddybear reviews
After their sixteenth birthday, Alice and Bella, twins with unusual powers, get thrown into different asylums, and are changed by deranged vampires. They embark on different journeys to each other, not knowing if the other is alive, and to love. BXE AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3950 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secret Life by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets and instantly hates Edward Cullen, her roommate's brother. But they both have secrets in their life that bring them closer in life and love than they ever imagined. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,359 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention Buddies by LilEmoBunnyXD reviews
Inspired by fcktherulesx3 If it isn't six different teens who got detention altogether. Could the teens make a friendship out of their different lives? How about relationships? HUMORxRomance. B/E A/J R/Em. AH Rated T for language : hehe? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8198 - Favs: 7,105 - Follows: 3,467 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Breaking Down: An Alternate Ending to Breaking Dawn reviews
It should've ended like this. One shot. Flame on!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
Edward Cullen eats a Banana reviews
"Eat me Edward! EAT ME NOW!" yelled the yellow fruit. Edward couldn't risk the pesky banana waking up the entire Swan household..so he take's matters into his own hands. Crack-fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Edward - Complete