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Hah, welll I think I really need to update my profile page. Since, you know, most of the stuff down the bottom is kinda obsolete. Basically right now I'm writing my first actual ff, so check that out, and really that's about it. I still stand by my suggestion of replacing Hannah in all the S6 dvds with like, a chipmunk or a cartoon or whatever, cos that's just a great idea. You can read the rest of this profile but honestly I'm too lazy to go through it and make it all relevant to 'now'. Heh.
Edit, Feb 2012:
OMGosh, you guys. Best idea. Heh. I would like to put on the record, that my favourite Bones wish would be, if someone could go through season 6 to all the bits where Hannah is, and replace the image of Hannah on the screen with a stick figure who talks like a chipmunk. I still haven't found the stomach to watch the Hannah episodes even tho I bought the dvd. STICK FIGURE CHIPMUNK HANNAH would be so much easier to tolerate. Yeah.
Here's a stick figure. Feel free to add blood, fangs, injuries, horns, severed limbs etc. (I know, not so nice, it's nothing *personal* to Hannah. But Brennan was so heartbroken and someone's gotta do it.):
If you're a whiz at like, computer-movie-editing and what-not, and you can do a scene, I'd totally high-five you and do your chores for a whole week and bake you cookies.
Hm, about me. Well, my avatar is Giselle from enchanted, whose character actually reminds me to a tee of my sister, both in looks and personality. I'm similar but a little less outgoing and a little more... deep. haha. I used to write prodigiously as a kid, won lots of story competitions and had lots of fun, but life got in the way and i don't really write anymore. But hey, you never know, one day i might get inspired :o) Until then I'm prettymuch just gonna chill out here and read Bones ff :o)
Oh and while you're here, I have 2 games for you to play.
Ever find yourself sitting around thinking, 'I betcha ten bucks this is gonna happen on bones'? I did at work today, while I was icing a batch of strawberries and cream tortes (I'm a cake decorator). Had the urge to come post them on here, but Nostradamuses, feel free to PM me and I'll whack your prediction on the list with a credit :o)
-- Murder in Lamaze. It's gonna happen. You just know it is. And they're gonna be doing the breathing exercises, and I'm gonna die laughing.
-- B&B back in partners therapy. I don't think it'll be the every-week long-term sort like seasons 3-4 necessarily, but there'll at least be a meeting to discuss things. Cos the FBI will kick up a stink. And speaking of...
-- Sweets' cocky grin. He'll be sitting there, smiling like 'I told ya so', and they'll be grumpily slouched on the sofa glaring at him.
-- Brennan proposing to Booth...right at the end of the series. Ok, so maybe this one should be in the Bucket List, but I've just got a really strong feeling about it, in my gut. And my brain too. I mean there have been SO many references to marriage in the course of the show. That's my prediction.
Bones Bucket List!
This is the list for what you would just looooove to see happen before the show ends, if you could have your heart's desires, no matter how silly or unlikely-- stuff that you'd telepathically like to stick into Hart Hanson's crazy brain. For instance, in Season 5, when spoilers first came out that there'd be a high school reunion episode, I immediately wanted to see dancing. I was pretty happy with that episode :o)
-- Hodgins on a pogo stick. After DB said it, I had the mental picture. And it's a funny one.
-- Booth driving a tank through the lab. Or anything, really. Mythbusters-style property destruction, heh heh. Again... DB said this, and the hallelujah chorus started in my head :o)
-- B&B dessert sharing. Just because Stephen Nathan said it wouldn't happen. I love it when they feed each other food... oh-so-cute.
-- B&B in formal wear, actually making it to a formal event, doing the dinner-and-dance thing with all the squints. There are so many cute fics about this... Brennan shows up in a gorgeous dress and her hair up, Booth has a tux... there's a balcony... (huh, what, me a romantic? nooooo.)
-- B&B babysitting... preferably overnight. It'd be like a cute explosion, excessive to the degree of the Monty Python Spam Song.
-- Booth calling Brennan by her full, full name-- something to the effect of Dr Temperance Bones Christine Joy Keenan Brennan Booth. If I ever wrote a fanfic I'd probably put that in. I just thought it would be an understated, very B&B way of being romantic, with some actual depth to it, a way of saying 'I know you'.
So there we go. I rather doubt that anyone will actually come to this page, since I have no stories up, but what the hey. (Oooh-- that being the case, I can say whatever I want! Banana monkey underpants!) *Ahem*. But yeah, pm me if you wanna effuse about something, cos I'm probably bored. Peace out :o)
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