Author has written 17 stories for Big Time Rush, and Twilight.
Hello everyone. I am xxBeccaHoranxx (Used to be Jagan-Kames-And-SamUley). I'm 16, my birthday is May 5th. I love One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer and Big Time Rush to pieces. 1D and 5SOS are my life and I don't know what I'd do without them. One day, I hope to marry all 9 of them, but if I could only choose 1 of each band to marry, they'd be Niall and Luke..And if you asked me to choose between them two..Well fuck you for wanting to put me through that.
I like reading and writing fanfictions, but I haven't written in a bit.
I have several friends, but my best friends are Heather, Hannah and Jeremy (anim3fan4ever on here). Then there's also Ryan (Mr.Tool), Jaime (koganlovin), Michelle (InsanityIsBetter) and Myriam. They're all amazing and I honestly don't know what I'd do without them in my life
Anyways, if you care to stalk me;
My Facebook account is:
ALSO GO FIND MY FRIEND Ryan on his Facebook page @:
My Spotify is under the name Becca Woods, but if you add me on Facebook, you'll probably find it from there.
My Tumblr page is:and I also have a side blog dedicated to 5 Seconds of Summer, , and a Larry side blog as well, , and I'd appreciate it if you followed any and/or all of them c:
And last, but not least, my Twittah! My Twitter is, FOLLOW OR DIEEEE...Just kidding..Maybeh c;
My fave Twilight pairings are:
Caius - Bella (Yes, just, yes)
Paul - Bella
Sam - Bella
(some that I am not going to mention because no doubt, you'll judge me)
Alec - Bella
Jasper - Bella
When it comes to Big Time Rush, I think they are all hot. But my fave BTR members are (In this order) Logan, James, Carlos and then Kendall.
My fave BTR pairings are:
James - Carlos
James - Kendall
James - Logan
Carlos - Kendall
Carlos - Logan
Kendall - Logan (So basically, any BTR slashes :D)
Updated: April 6, 2012
Okay, HUGE announcement..Ya ready..?...Ya REALLY ready? :D...Okay...As of a few months or so ago...I am in love with One Direction! *Aplause is heard everywhere* I know! Its so exciting! lol. Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn are AWESOMENESS! Niall is my favorite, followed by Liam, and then Louis, followed by Harry, and then Zayn :) They're PhenomiNIALL, AmaZAYN and a bunch of other cheesy words including their names that I can't exactly remember lol xD Anywhoooo, I just thought I'd let the pplz know. You should check out their music, like, as soon as you finish reading this :D Soo, I'll stop distracting you from this task at hand. ADIOS AMIGOS Y AMIGAS! (:
(Not editing/deleting this only because it was me announcing my love for the boys..but I cringe at the 'favorites' thing - Oct. 8th, 2013)
I asked you if I was PRETTY,you said NO
I asked you if I was FAT,you said YES OF COURSE
I asked you if WANT to be with me forever,you said NO
I asked you if you will CRY if I walked away, you said NO
I heard to much and need to leave as I walk away
You grabbed my hand and tell mo to stay
Your not PRETTY, your BEAUTIFUL
The only thing FAT,or BIG is your heart
I don't WANT to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
And baby I wouldn't CRY for you if you walked away I will DIE
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
CAN'T LIVE W/ OUT MUSIC!!
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Everyone, please check out koganlovin's stories. She is an amazing writer and is awesome. :D
GUESS WHO IT BE?!?! YUP it's Me RYAN!! WHAT IT DO BABY BOO?? since you took over my profile I'll take a little space to say WHAT UP??? GO CHECK OUT MY FICS IF YOU GOT A SEC :) Yes i did just pimp out my fics on your profile Becca...I HAVE NO SHAME :) YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!
"i looked up this trick flick-oplidia or whatever.. and it says that because of (smackslips) the gravity in the car and the wheel and.. actually you dont feel it because the cement ...with the gravity and the solar system is um..its real scientific...dont worry bout it its gonna work..."-Hodini
CHIGGA CHIGGA WHAT?!? CHECK IT :)
Okay, this is Becca again...Erm, Ryan...Ryry...Raynaynay...Hodini luver...Person who has no shame and just advertised their stories on my page...Doll face...You probably should have put your username on here so they knew where to find your stories...Just sayin...Just thought I'd...Point that out for ya there...:)
Ryan- DUH that would have been smart... OK check my fics out, my user name is Mr.Tool yup...swear im not a tool...or find me on Jankbook...AKA..FACEBOOK...@and I'll give you a cookie...maybe not but it still would be nice :) Im kepping the Kenyan love alive... Also check out Bo Burnham if u want a good laugh :) And Now that im done Hacking Bec Bec i'll see you back on my profile... NOW WHO"S COMING WITH ME?
Becca Erm Ryry...don't lie to the peoplez. You know you is a tool...I mean that in the most loving way possible :). And yes, Jankbook is just...Jank! :) KENYAN!! WOOT WOOT! Ah, haven't seen Bo yet, but if you wanna REALLY good laugh, check out Shane Dawson/Shanaynay. He's HILARIOUS! :D. I wouldn't go with him if I were you...You know the whole, Freddy theme song? Well it was origionally: One, two Ryan's coming for you, three, four better lock your door, five, six grab your crucifix, seven, eight gonna stay up late, nine, ten never sleep again...Well actually the first one was One two Becca's coming for you, but they soon made a Ryan's coming for you when they heard bout Ryry over there ;) Lol
Ryan- SURE make me sound like a complete creep...I SWEAR IM NOT A CREEP...unless u want me to...lol, or whatever you may be into :) YES spend time looking at all the awesomeness that is Shane Dawson :p I DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH... If you dont i'll give u a dollar... LOVE LIKE WOE OOH ...
WHATCHA NEED TO DO IS GO TO HERRIZON AND PAY YOUR DAMN BILL ON TIME-Hodini :)
WATCH THAT VID OF BO BURNHAM-->I LOVE YOU ALL FOR STICKING AROUND AND READING ALONG THIS FAR :) u guys are great!
Becca Suuurrreee, he ain't a creep at aaaalll...Lol jk, he ain't a creep...He's a bit odd at times, but he ain't a creep :)
"Yes I know mom...Watch out for pedestrians...It was only one time...Well at least she's not dead..."Shane
"Did you try to touch me?" "No." "Don't lie. Freaky ass."Shanaynay & Shane :)
"Why you got condoms in yo car homie?" "Uh-" "Did you fuck a bitch in this seat?" "Nonononono" "...Did you fuck a guy in this seat?" "What??? No, I'm not gay!" "I'm sorry. Your hair is so pretty, I just figured."Shanaynay & Shane =) Becca :)
WHY AM I NOT IN THE LIST OF THE UR FAV AUTHORS??? AINT THAT ABOUT A B*TCH...and here i thought U LOVED ME!!! TISK TISK!! WIFE...-Ryan
Aww, I'm sorry babez. I thought I had added you and then I read your new story and decided to make sure and I just added you. I DO LUV YOU! Lol don't 'WIFE' me! :) Becca :)
YES...speaking on new fic... GO CHECK MY NEW ONE...its a KOGAN... *gasp* i know...i know...im working on another Kenyan...and even thinking of doing a Kames if you guys go read it and review the new one...its called "it's not rape if Kendall wants it" by Mr.tool :) And...meant to say Wifey...but i guess your not my FF wifey...Im kendall'a wifey cuz i def dont mind being the b*tch in the FF relationship... haha... PEACE!Ryan
Lol. ALWAYS ADVERTISING ON MY WALL *Throws arms up dramatically*! :D. KENYAN! KAMES! I is always yo wifey! Lol. I bet you don't mind bein Kendall's bitch. It would come naturally to you :p Becca :)
Well you left it wide open for me to Plug in my fic :) well i kinda just invited myself...REVIEW if you guys want an awesome KAmes fic that i just thought of :) DONT PRETEND YOU DONT LOVE IT :) I have no prob beint the lil bitch in the FF relationship... DAT ASS
Lol didn't MEAN to leave it open! :D. Yes everyone, go check out Ryry's stories and review PLEASE! :). Lmao. Who wouldn't mind?? :D Becca :)
I'll give a $100s if you do... hey Becca, can i borrow a few hundred dollars?? GUESS WHO IT BE??? Ryan
Lol. I ain't got $100. I got like $11 or $12, but ain't got $100 :D. Hmm...Is it...LOGIE BEAR??? :) Becca :)
Your much help...hhmmm...i'll make you all a cupcake :) and no it's not "loggie bear" Its MUAH...Ur worse nightmareRyan
I know right. CUPCAKES! Can you make me a Kenyan cupcake??? :) You ain't my worse nightmare :) Becca :)
:) I"LL make you a super special KENYAN cupcake just for the wifey...and if u want one too...Review and i'll send u one... :) AND WHO IS YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE? Im sure i made a few ppl dislike me for all this goofing off but if you have read this far... THANK YOU.. u dessever a cupcake :) Ryan
YAY! You is da bestest Hubby ever! :D. My worse nightmare is not a person. My worse nightmare is being on a big bridge and it collapsing. No-one should dislike you after all this. They should LOVE you! =) Becca :)
AGREED!! If you dislike me right now...TOO BAD :) I STILL LIKE YOU AND I'LL FIND YOUR FB PAGE AND BEFRIEND U :) CUZ IT'S WHAT I DO...LOVE ME...LOVE ME NOW...AND NOW TO THINK OF A PART 2 TO MY KOGAN FIC...ANY IDEAS? PLEASE SEND ME A MESS...WILLING TO HEAR U OUT...THAT'S WHAT GREAT OF A SPORT I AM...WHY AM I YELLING RIGHT NOW...Ryan
Lol. Got dat rite. Pplz need to get their brains checked if they dislike you. Haha, if that don't seem creepy, I don't know what is :). YAY! You're gonna rite another part to it! Nope sorry no idears :/...Will tell you l8er though if I get any. Yush, you is a good sport...Most of the time :)...Yah, I was wondering the same thing...Why is you yelling..? Becca :)
I really am not as annoying as i have made myself to sound here! Unless you ask Michelle and she'll def disagree.. :( Still thinking of a way Kendall should get back at Logan...any ideas? And thank you ALL who reviewed my fics...it really means alot since im brand spankin new to all of this, Half the time i have no idea what im doing and Thanks to Becca who looks them over and makes them all pretty :) SHe's been a big help...and how can I forget you too Michelle...you helped out alot...Love you guys...TILL DEATH DO US PART!Ryan
Lol nope, he ain't as annoying as you all may think...Most of the time ;) Lol. Michelle would deff disagree, but who listens to Michelle anywho? :D Yo welcome sweets, I luv proofreading and making things all prettay :) I am ALWAYS a big help :p Lol. Yaahh, I guess Michelle is a big help toooo :-/ Lol. Wuv you to! Becca
Authors that you should check out because they are amazing and my bestest 'Fraands' as Michelle550 says, and if you don't read and review their stories, I shall kick yo ass...Otaayy, not really...But you should still read and review their stories :)
Anim3Fan4Ever You should really check out Jeremy's stories. His newest one is a co-authored OT4 with Mr.Tool and it's really good, so check it out :)
Michelle550 Check Michelle out cuz if you don't, you wont gotta deal with me (OMG Thats such horrible grammar...My English teacher would have a field day lol), you'll gotta deal with Michelle. She'll set yo ass on fire...Lol JK...Maybe... :p
Mr_Tool You should check Ryan's stories cuz I'll give you a browny button...Okay, no I won't, but you should really read his stories because he's an amazing author and well...I slap you if you don't go read them now... :)
Panda-Boo17 If you haven't read any of her stories, well, that's a sin and you should go read them NAOW! She's an amazing author and I can guarantee that you'll love her stories :)
And this concludes our tour of amazangness authors that you should go check out :)
Love Peace Chicken Grease :D
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
Hi, Mommy. I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up. ... You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. ... Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy. ... ...Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart. I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy. Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy? You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay? It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more? I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait. ...Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you! Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop! Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion. Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you! I love you, Mommy. Every abortion is just… One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
USERNAME CHANGED FROM SamUleys-Wolf-Gurl!
Add Im a/an at the beginning
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
Red = loud
Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
Fuzzy = gorgeous
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little too happy
Black = emo
Stripes = funny
Gray = skanky
Pink = preppy
Light blue = sweaty
Other = hot
White = sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts = cutie
Skirt/skort = skank
Corduroy = faggot homosexual
Tight jeans = scene kid
Ripped jeans = emo
Cammo = cage fighter
Jeans = prep
[x] Pajamas = pimp
Cargo = clown
Sweats = athlete Boxers = brat
Booty shorts = female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = hoe
Dickies = weirdo
Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
Brown = that every one wants to make out with
Blonde = with a hot boyfriend
[x] Black = with a sexy smile
Dark brown =with a broken heart
Red = that likes to have fun
Auburn = who loves to be different
Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
Bald = with herpes
Pick the month you were born on:
1 = who ate
2 = who needed
3 = who killed
4 = who shot
[x] 5 = who killed
6 = who smoked with
7 = who banged
8 = who ran shirtless with
9 = who got stabbed horribly by
10 = who cuddled with
11 = who slept with
12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
01 = the kool-aid man
02 = a dog
03 = a shoe
04 = a toothbrush
[x] 05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barney the dinosaur
08 = a prostitute
09 = a porn star
10 = a bag of weed
11 = my lover
12 = a glass of milk
13 = a horse
14 = a lesbian
15 = a stripper
16 = a pickle
17 = a jew
18 = a homo
19 = an orange
20 = my mom
21 = a homeless guy
22 = a whore
23 = my crush
24 = an easter egg
25 = a jar of honey
26 = a condom
27 = a bowl of cereal
28 = a french fry
29 = your dealer
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = your grandma
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
White = because I love marijuana
Black = because im sexy as hell
Pink = Because the lil people told me to
Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots = because I hate my life
Purple = because I'm gay
Gray = because I got dared
Other = because that's how I roll
Green = because I'm good in bed
[x] Orange = because I smoke crack
Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown = because I had to
Shirtless = because I've got abs
I'm a freaky pimp with a sexy smile who killed Santa Clause because I smoke Crack :D lol
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