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Joined 02-13-11, id: 2747752, Profile Updated: 10-29-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Penname: MlleNinja(Formally known as dancegirlgirl)

Name: Tab

Favorite Movies: National Treasure, Prince of Persia, Paycheck, Clue, Count of Monte Cristo, Men in Black

Favorite TV Shows: Mythbusters, BBCs Sherlock, Smashlab, Murdoch Mysteries, Doctor Who, Prototype This, Breakout Kings, Lie to Me

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Count of Monte Cristo, Hunger Games, Graceling, Lady Grace Mysteries, Emily the Strange, any book by Dan Brown, Ranger’s Apprentice, Ready Player One etc. etc.

Favorite Bands/Artists: Panic (!) At the Disco, The Offspring, The Pretty Reckless, Fall Out Boy, Billy Joel, Smashmouth, Paramore, Nickleback, Barenaked Ladies, Modest Mouse, Killers, Vampire Weekend, Jimmy Eat World, Blink 182, etc.

Description: I am a cynical, pessimistic, sarcastic, violent, ninja. I love reading fanfiction and annoying my friends, yes I do have friends, by constantly speaking french and, as my one friend puts it, breaking their arm when they poke me.

Favorite Fanfic Genres: Time-Travel with an actual plot NOT oh yay fall in love with Marauders, Snape etc., Super/Gray/Dark!Harry, Founder-Raised!Harry


My Writing Process

I write a rough draft and do first revisions

I send a copy to my friend Lyn who expands it

I edit it again to make sure it didn't lose my original meaning

I send a copy to my friend Jatori23112 to Beta it and have another pair of eyes to check it

I post it here


Favorite Harry Potter Characters (In fanfiction and in no particular order)

Harry

Bellatrix

Luna

Remus

Hermione

Snape

Rose Weasley

Dobby

Sirius Black AS AN ADULT

Voldemort

Fred and George

Lee Jordon

Oliver Wood

Katie Bell

Alicia Spinnet

Angelina Johnson


Least Favorite Harry Potter Characters (Again, in no particular order and in fanfiction)

Kreacher

Ron

Narcissa Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy

Umbridge

Albus Dumbledore

Cho Chang


Oddest Pairings in Harry Potter Fandom I've Seen

Arthur Weasley/Albus Dumbledore

Remus Lupin/Bellatrix Lestrange

Remus Lupin/Narcissa Malfoy

James Potter/Voldemort

Professor Binns/Fat Lady

Severus Snape/Rosmerta

Tom Marvolo Riddle/Nymphadora Tonks


Me and my friend Jatori23112 talking and arguing. From her profile

HELLO PEOPLES OF EARTH!!!!

I only know one person here (that i am aware of...) and she happens to be sitting next to me while I'm typing... STALKER!!!!!!! Just kidding! Give it up for dancegirlgirl!!!

dancegirlgirl:I AM NOT A STALKER

Jatori23112: but you happen to be a ninja.

dancegirlgirl: I give up...

Jatori23112: hahahahaha that was easy. I WIN!!!!! *laughs like the creeper i am*

dancegirlgirl: please ignore our pointless banter

Jatori23112: unless you figure out who we are and decide to join in. however we do not appreciate acctuall stalkers.

dancegirlgirl: of course not and please also ignore JATORI's TERRIBLE SPELLING

Jatori23112: *pfffft* so what i can't spell. It's a pointless sport anyways.

dancegirlgirl:this'll take FOREVER so you should skip this and move on to the rest of her profile

Jatori23112: RUN DOG WITH SCARF! RUN!

dancegirlgirl: Nobody understands that you genius. *Sigh* *Turn to y'all* She put a fluffy purple scarf on her male dog and let him out of her room. *muttering* she is insane *sigh*

Jatori23112: thank you. Did i tell you people reading this that Tab is a ninja?!?!?!?!

dancegirlgirl: YES YOU DID! Please skip to the page break to ignore us.

Jatori23112: unless you don't want to... HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is Alona! (Ah-lah-nah)

dancegirlgirl: And I'm Tab(itha) and yes according to half my friends I AM a ninja. I semi-agree with them.

Jatori23112: NINJAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:)

dancegirlgirl: *sigh* you are INSANE (But not the institution type insane more like the insane person who makes up half the population on this website.)

Jatori23112: YEEEEESSSS!!!!!!! Ok i'm done writing.

dancegirlgirl: Oh yeah and she is Bek (Now she’s Al) according to MY story. BILLY JOEL TIME: HARRY TRUMAN, DORRIS DAY, RED CHINA, JOHNNY RAE, SOUTH --

Jatori23112: OOOOKKKKKKKAAAAYYYY. They've heard enough.

dancegirlgirl: WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!

Jatori23112:SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE HEARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!

dancegirlgirl: NO IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

Jatori23112: Ok no more computer for you.

dancegirlgirl: OI! It was my idea to get you into this!

Jatori23112: you think I of all people acctually care? *raises eyebrows*

dancegirlgirl: *sigh and shake head* No... HYPERDERMICS ON THE SHORE, CHINAS UNDER MARTIAL LAW, ROCK AND ROL--

Jatori23112: SHUT UP WHITH THIS BILLY JOEL WE DIDNT START THE FIRE CRAP!!!!!!!


What People Think of Me

Boys I Know-Think I'm Mean

Girls I Know-Think I'm Weird

My Friends-Think I'm Nice

My Closest Friends-Think I'm Evil

What Am I?

All of the Above


Copy and Pastes (THIS IS REALLY LONG)

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If you think that Hermione/Snape shippers are cuckoo for Coca Puffs and absolutely disgusting, copy this onto your profile

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You say Twilight I say Harry Potter
You say vampires I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black
You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin
You say Team Edward I say Team Potter
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You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think thats Lily and James
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Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight.

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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49% of readers review. 53% do not. If you spot both problems with that statement, have a cookie. If you don't, start reviewing. And go retake math.

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The Fifth Marauder by Aquarius23 reviews
What if there were five Marauders? What difference could one person make? What secrets could they hide? Follow Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius and Emma as they take on Voldemort and all his minions. Marauders first year until Harry's last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 512,722 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/30/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew, the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,227 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 4,620 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Behind the Veil by StycianLeo reviews
After the final battle, our hero takes time to mourn the lost; for all his tribulations Magic itself gives him the opportunity to regain his loved ones and perhaps make a few more. For that opportunity, no price is too high. Rated M, FemHarry/TMR and more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,062 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 478,793 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,206 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 5,594 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 156,701 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power by Raul Fictitious reviews
A story about Harry in Slytherin house wielding the elder wand and the powers of an elemental. Features annoying Weasley's, an OFC, a flawed but good Dumbledore, an indifferent Snape and lots and lots of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 387,122 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 3,893 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Harry P., OC
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 5,254 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Different Beginnings by Starian NightZz reviews
FemHarry. What if Hilda Potter ran away from her relatives at the age of five, and disappeared from the Ministry's sights ever since? Now, seven years later, the Girl-Who-Lived is back, yet she is more dangerous. Side with Voldemort-fic. Cedric/FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,324 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Lightning and Thunder by UNCPanda reviews
Harry is not the chosen one; his twin Hayden is! Harry is ignored by his parents until Remus and Sirius come back into his life changing it forever. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,917 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Hermione G.
The Creeping Ivy by DominaDeSerpensDorcha reviews
AU-CoS: Year two and we find Harry back in Hogwarts. Will he fall victim to Dumbles' manipulations or will the new darkness festering inside him help him with new challenges. LEAD-Up to Dark!Powerful Harry. No pairings yet. Not Slash. Enjoy & REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,812 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
Repeat by whitehoneybee reviews
Hermione uses a timeturner to travel to the past, Tom's present, over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,000 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Beauty and the Beast!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,114 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Trailbreaking by Knife Hand reviews
Angered at his unwilling selection as a TriWizard Champion, Harry and Hermione begin their own research in an attempt to take control of their own lives, with some… interesting consequences. AU fic with some extreme OOCness. Chapter 4 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Watching AVPM by Jessie Cullen-Potter 101 x reviews
This story is about Harry and some other people who may be enemies or not watching the infamous YouTube fenomenon A Very Potter Musical. it is a musical based on Harry's life and is funny. Please read its better than it sounds! Enjoy!OOC! xx COMPLETE! Just to make things clear for everyone:OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC! OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OO C!OOC!OOC!OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,500 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Turning of the Sun by Lord umbrex reviews
AU past OP-After Harry is thrust back in time, he has to survive his final years in Hogwarts and live his new life around people he knows will become Death Eaters. Can he beat his prejudices and give people a chance, or will he crumble under the pressure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 251,380 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
My Life Part Two by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Damon Snape aka Harry Potter is due to start his third year apprentice under his father Severus Snape. The world still thinks he's a squib but will it remain that way for long? will James Potter finally gone too far? will Lily get the ultimate revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,800 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Please Adopt Me! by whitetigerwolf reviews
This is where I'm putting story's up for adoption. Rated M for any stories that may cross into the rating. Stories Up for Adoption: 14
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,504 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012
Lady Saint by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU; One of my Saint crossovers with Harry Potter, except with FEM!HARRY. Lara Potter runs away after her parents decide to get rid of her, in favour of her brother, harry, the boy who lived. but she becomes the greatest thief in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,190 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat from the Future by AnimeFanBree reviews
The sorting hat ends up in the past. So what is a hat to do other than sort new students based on what they'll do in the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sorting Hat
Marauder Unbound by Winter Wisp reviews
Harry's pretty unsatisfied with the way his life turned out. With only a sense of duty propelling him forward, it seems just another mundane day for Harry, until circumstances give him a second chance, to redo everything, marauder style. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,039 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Choice to Make a Difference by jlmill9 reviews
This is a sequel to my reading the Harry Potter books series that I did, where the marauders and Lily are allowed to have one memory from that experience to try and changer their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 165 - Words: 533,762 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants by Envy and Fury reviews
The Flock have been enrolled in Hogwarts, a 'special' school for 'special' people. The Marauders decide to take the newcomers under their wings, not knowing that they actually have wings. But really, how long can you go without being chased by lunatics?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6477 - Favs: 7,094 - Follows: 6,251 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,586 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4759 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 4,450 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry the Qwaser by Harpra reviews
Blessed with the powers of a qwaser Harry must use his skills to protect himself in a world of magic as he gathers friends and must fight between being an agent for the church and the magical worlds boy-who-lived. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,772 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Guardian Angel by SkyeElf reviews
Voldemort's dead, but Harry's... Not normal. He's changed. An adrenaline-junkie, with the most cruel way of reaching that euphoric high. A new ally, a new hobbie. Dark!Harry. No slash. Harry/OC. It includes the English Mafia. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,846 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., OC
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Watching AVPM: Karaoke Night in Hogwarts by Jessie Cullen-Potter 101 x reviews
Hi for all of those who have read Watching AVPM know that its not quite finished by a long shot. Songifc! NO PLOT! just mainly songs, maybe some action In it was a mention of a karaoke night in Hogwarts, sooo here it is! ENJOY! Thnx n R&R plzz xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011
Unforgiving by NoelAnderson reviews
Taken in by a man who offers them a real home, Harry and his friends are finally whisked away from the families that hate them. Years later when it is discovered Harry's brother is not truly the BWL, their happy and safe lives may just be taken from them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Magic by Lord BladeDSF reviews
Voldemort killed Harry the first time around. So, Merlin sees fit to send him back to change things. What will happen when Harry comes to Hogwarts, with the power to change the world? Harry/Harem, Super/God-Like Harry, Time Travel, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 181,830 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
The Death Eaters of Hogwarts by Mentally Impaired reviews
Revised Version! During Harry's 5th year there are internal threats at Hogwarts. Students by day, Death Eaters by night, the halls aren't safe to walk alone. Harry prepares for Voldemort but realizes he has a way to go before he can defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 160,143 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Back To The Future by Holly7795 reviews
The next generation of the Weasley/Potter family get sent back in time, and meet a few familiar but younger faces and even a few they've never seen before, in person anyway... what will everyones reaction be? How will they get back to the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
I'm A What! by random-fruitcake04 reviews
AU! No Voldemort and Death Eaters. Female!Severus. Waking up as a female isn't something Severus Snape had in mind on one chilly November. Chapter 17 now up! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Heir to the Most Ancient and Noble House of by August Storm reviews
AU- 4 years after the dark lords initial fall on Halloween night, Sirius Black dies in Azkaban. With his death the true heritage of Lily Potter, also known as Elizabeth Rosier, is revealed thus ushering a new era and changes to the wizardry world with it. Harem- HP,DG,AG,TD,SB,FD,GD, HP-HG siblings, Guardian/Cousin Bella,Dromeda,Cissy- Contains AD,RW,MW,AW,PW,LM hating. Not Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Betrayal, Discovery, Family by mysterygirl220 reviews
Harry overhears a conversation that changes his world forever. His whole life was a lie, and runs to the man you least expect. Secrets unvield and family found. What will him and his family do to get revenge? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Maximum Ride: the Fight for Family by Chenoa6 reviews
The flock move to Privet Drive. Keeping their secret isn't easy, but theirs isn't the only secret to uncover. Worlds collide when science meets magic, and the flock struggle to stay together, with new enemies in and out of school. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max
The Power of the Mind ORIGINAL by trc007 reviews
THIS HAS BEEN REWRITTEN AND IS BEING POSTED NOW. CHECK OUT MY PROFILE TO READ THE, HOPEFULLY, IMPROVED VERSION. What if instead of running to the Leaky Cauldron after blowing up Marge, Harry had elected to stay in Muggle London for the summer. How does one change make a difference? Features an Independent and Powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,280 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Pervading Potter by An Improbable Fiction reviews
Ally seemingly has the perfect life, but not all is what it seems. Suddenly she finds herself transported to Grimmauld Place and into the Harry Potter Books. Sceptical at first, she soon realises that this foreign world may really be where she belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,383 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
Right Place, Wrong Time? by Shan84 reviews
It was just another boring day at Borgin and Burkes for Tom Riddle... That is, until a certain bossy, crazy-haired witch stepped through the entrance. Is this your usual time travel story - or is something else at play? HG/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,163 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Harry Potter and the Time Of Change by AbolishedPenguinWriter reviews
After Fifth Year, Harry Potter has lost everything. What will it take for him to overcome his latest anguish and seek revenge on those lost. No Time Travel, No Slash, Independent, Sixth Year, Gritty Realism, New Powers, some Humour, no pairings, Kickass!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 240,570 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Harry P.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 5,279 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Return of the Peverells by ano9748 reviews
M to be safe, mostly T for now.Time Travel. CP(HP) & OC In 1999 Harry Potter vanishes. In 2005 Caspian Peverell vanishes. In 1985, the heir to a forgotten House returns, determined on saving his loved ones and the wizarding world, giving them the life they deserve NOT A SLASH FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,076 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sacrificial Second Chance by Sanguine Desires reviews
Harry dies killing Voldemort,and is given the chance to go to a world where his parents are still alive.See how he handles all that life throws at him.HaremSisterIncest Powerful/Harry NevilleBWL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,394 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter The Death of Magic by mondas42 reviews
A Sixth Year story about Harry and Hermione. How will the world cope without magic. Can anyone stop the plans of Voldemort to destroy magic? Rated for Violence and some sexual scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,151 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Donahue by Lee Black reviews
When Harry appeared on her doorstep and she read the letter in his basket, Petunia Dursley didn't have it in her to mistreat the infant. Instead, she brought him inside and resolved to raise her nephew in a way that his parents apparently didn't care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Turner by Th3 R3aD3r reviews
Guess what Sirius found? Yes, he did find a time turner lying there by the lake. Travel with the Marauders as they go in future to meet a 25 years old Harry Potter. And wait, who is that? And that? And that? Lets just say some things are better unknown! EDITING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Marauders, Harry P.
Harry Potter: the Spectacular Spiderman by Futurist reviews
NOT a crossover. Harry's magic, to minimize his injuries at the hands of his relatives, boosts him by mimicking the powers of Spiderman. I hate wounded duck heroes, Harry learns about Wizards with confidence, a keen intellect, and knowledge of history. Wizards are stuck with Victorian traditions harems, slavery, dueling the method of conflict resolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,117 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Masquerade by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Bella Potter had it all. The money. The fame. Her brothers were the same, with superior smirks in place. But it had never occurred to them that they were wrong. That it was just a mask to cover their true faces and their Sins. SEQUEL TO Inside My Mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,352 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Son by Beletrium reviews
CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN. SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS. AU. What if Harry begins at Hogwarts on good terms with Dudley? What if Quirrell isn't evil? What if Harry befriends someone unlikely? This story begins when Harry learns about Hogwarts. This is the first of what will hopefully be seven 'books'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 197,496 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Prince by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Starts the summer before fourth year. Dark Harry. Harry learns that Dumbledore betrayed him and that his parents weren't who he thought they were. Now he is willing to do whatever he has to to get his father back and exact revenge on Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,800 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not ANOTHER Time Travel Fic? by The Dutchman reviews
A 173 old Harry Potter travels back in time to hopefully undo the mistakes of the past. Will contain Weasley bashing and a manipulative, but not evil Dumbledore. This is AU, but will follow canon, somewhat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,512 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Life Gives You Chocolate by MoonlightFox143 reviews
What if Peter was never a Marauder? Willow Blake wasn't someone you'd expect to hang out with the most popular guys in school. She was anti-social and awkward, but they still took her in and became family. This is the story about the real fourth Marauder. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Marauders, OC, Lily Evans P.
Back Together by BrookPotter reviews
What happends when a rare spell is activated when Voldemort dies? Will it mess everything up? Or will it make everything right? Read to find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,006 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Bree's Hogwarts Experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
A companion piece, of sorts, to 88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experince, all about Bree's life at Hogwarts and the origin of some of the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 312,279 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind and Between by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
One-shots related to my Saga of the Lightning Speaker. What happened behind and between the scenes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva
You Are Not Qualified by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Runaway by Alvedans reviews
An abused eight year old Harry runs away from the Dursleys only to meet a large, grim-looking dog who claims to be his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,080 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,409 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 5,540 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and Kronos's Wager by Zee White King reviews
You know the story. The war is over, everyone's dead. And Harry goes back to try and change it all. But, something wonky happens. Now masquerading as Cederic Dumbledore, Harry has to make a new life for himself, including old mentors, new friends, and, soon enough, a world that is yet again at war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P.
Human Stupidity Has No Limits by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 4,783 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Avenging Angel by DnG The Blind Guy reviews
Magic has determined that the wizarding world needs a Vigilante, what's in store for Harry? Rated M to be on the safe side. On permanent hiatus, up for adoption if someone wants to redo or take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,387 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Something Dark This Way Comes by VinceT reviews
Harry Potter: time-traveller extraordinaire. Casting himself back in time Harry's determined to make this life count; to make the magical world a better, more accepting place. It doesn't hurt to have some fun while he's at it, as well as change himself for the better. Dark!NotEvil!Harry, Harry/OC/Hr/Nym romance, slave relationship later with undisclosed!Vamp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,132 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Harry P.
Tom Riddle and the Snorelacks by Everlasting Purple reviews
Harry becomes the Divination teacher in the 1940s and takes Tom on a field trip. This is crack. Nuff said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,720 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Marvolo Mortimer: Rise of the Dark Prince by briannabermudez reviews
Harry Potter is dumped in an orphanage after the sudden death of his mother, Cassiopeia Black. When fate brings him into the custody of Death Eaters, he becomes the heir of Lord Voldemort and fulfils his destiny as Marvolo Mortimer, the Dark Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,071 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dark Fawn by diStelle reviews
Gwenyth Potter never dreamed of unleashing her dark sadistic side. Now here she is with a handsome man at her side and her Slytherin heart shining through. Who knew the smiling Gryffindor practiced the Dark Arts in secret? The winds of Fate are starting to blow in a different direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,808 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Only Time by Victoria LeRoux reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long... Adopted from original author
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,350 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 4,910 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
Four Riddles, One Destiny by Fallenhope19 reviews
the riddles have been seperated, but drawn by fate to Hogwarts where they must learn the secrets of their past and fight to stay alive. Will magic bring them back together, or will the one who destroyed their lives keep them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P., OC
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Tips for Fleeing Death Eathers and Staying Alive by AnimeFanBree reviews
Sequel to "88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience." The Ministry has been taken over by Voldemort and his goons. If you're on the list of undesirables, and not looking for horcruxs, these might help you. Or just amuse you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
Infliction by The Straight Elf reviews
Harry was abandoned at Cole's Orphanage at the age of five. Harry was retrieved from it by a dark pair at age eight. Harry killed his first auror at age twelve. Harry rose to dominance at age fifteen. The story of Harry Potter's rise and fall. Remorseless!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,441 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Marauders by siriusobsessed reviews
When James asks Lily to truth or dare the obvious answer is no. Not to her best friend! Lily plays truth or dare with the Marauders and her friends. What could happen? DISCLAIMER:I do not own Harry Potter much to my sadness... PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Homework by PadyandMoony reviews
How did Harry become Head of the Auror Department? A hilarious one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Phoenix by Shadow Phoenix of Slytherin reviews
"When Shadow, Light and Water unite in their great fight, Earth and also Fire will stand then on their right." That's what he said. After Voldemorts rise to power, everything changed. However... how many months can fit into four weeks? Harry found out the summer after his fourth year and finally took matters into his own hands which leads to an entirely different fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 232,081 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Am I? by We are infinite.5 reviews
Harry Potter has gone missing. Fang finds out the details about his life. Fang and Harry are one and the same. Bye bye Max's sanity! At least,if there was any left. T for safety, violence, and Max's attempts at evil laughter. Clean language!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Fang
Prince of Death by The Potters of the Future reviews
Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 116,574 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Past, Present, Future by deathy-cool reviews
The last battle had arrived. A group of the most powerful light fighters were gathered in the Great Hall planing an attack when suddenly the ceiling explodes. Now given a second chance what will happen? Well wait and see. Now Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 252,117 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
New Beginning's by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is eight years old, beaten by Vernon to the brink of death. Dumbledore cannot loose Harry, so guilt trips Severus into changing him. It isnt too long before Dumbledore starts manipulating them, and the true extent of his evilness comes to light. Fortunately for all concerned he ends up in Azkaban for kidnapping. Will they destroy the Horcrux's before its too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,471 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What's This? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Just answering the poor kid would shut him up... a short 23rd edition to the Potions Homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Goblet of Fire by ksomm814 reviews
With the knowledge of the family secret, Orion Black is hoping for a peaceful 4th year with no more complications. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. The Triwizard Tournament has been resurrected with an invisible force set on destroying everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,806 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Case of the Hiccups by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry and Dumbledore have been busy, and Harry's homework didn't get done. 22nd in the Potions Homework series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Falling Down the Rabbit Hole by PenSmith433 reviews
They had long been trapped in the dark, forsaken by most, but remembered by few. Soon there would be a reckoning and the whole World would know. Till the day when Spring smiled, when Summer danced, when Autumn laughed, and when Winter loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Hogwarts Seduction by 122boy reviews
Harry is beaten by is Uncle one time to many and unlocks the memories of Tom Marvolo Riddle. Using his new memories Harry will take control. Harry Harem/Slaves Dark Harry Please don't flame
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P.
The Road Not Taken by olivermartin12 reviews
Harry chooses Draco over Ron and Hermione. Slytherin over Gryffindor. Evil over good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Harry Avoided a Big Mess by Caffeinated Star reviews
AKA How Harry Became the Boy-Who-Doomed-Them-All by traveling back in time. Because he was NOT going to be a Slytherin. Now includes a second chapter: Draco Malfoy, Sidekick Extraordinaire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sun of the Archer Book I by digisovereign reviews
Harry Potter is really, Harry the son of Apollo, this is his story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,845 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
After Death by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Living forever isn't all that pleasant and it certainly wasn't in Harry Potter's plans. It seems Harry never does anything the normal way. Given a new lease on life, dealing with Tom Riddle, Dumbledore, and a new body shouldn't be that hard...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter: X Factor 2011 and 2012! by Ciara-Akemi reviews
Welcome to the X Factor 2011! With the Judges Minevra McGonagall, Argus Flich, Dolores Umbridge and Albus Dumbledore and the host Peeves! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,374 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 5,005 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Questionnaire by Swordquill71 reviews
The wonderful Ministry of Magic decides it's a great time to send out a questionnaire during the Second Wizarding War more specifically October of the sixth book . What responses will they get from Harry, Hermione, Ron, and yes, even Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Why Non Canon Pairings Are So Right by MissCHSparkles reviews
Warning for crack fic. Professor Balderdash presents you with rather marvelous reasons why such delightful pairings like Dramione and many, many more. The aim is only to educate the confused and trifled readers who upset themselves worrying over pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rumor Has It by Parker K. Harvelle reviews
FEM!HARRY AU: Meredith Potter never thought much about love, she'd never really been shown a lot of it. Her sixth year will change everything as she stops pretending to understand where life is taking her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,249 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Spark of the Animagus by Trojan Rabbit reviews
Harry has an accident at the Dursley's that changes his life, will be major plot changes. Strong Harry, Harry/Daphne or/and Susan
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,509 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Rise of Charon by The Quill of Gryffindor reviews
Set a couple of weeks after D.O.M. Harry is depressed and blaming himself, but that changes when he recieves a package. A package holding memories. What do the memories hold? Dark Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 6,508 - Follows: 6,696 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14047 - Favs: 6,957 - Follows: 6,228 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Ask the Marauders by Padfoot Moony and Prongs reviews
What happens when you mix the Marauders and some questions by fellow fanfic writers? Humor and some awkward moments! Please, leave your questions in the review or PM me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,706 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Marauders
A Near Miss by Sarah1281 reviews
Edmond happens to forget who he was supposed to deliver Napoleon's letter to and so leaves the magistrate's office unscathed. A very hungover Fernand is just THRILLED to hear all about how blessed his friend's life continues to be. AU 2002 Movieverse.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Beginning anew by zeichnerinaga reviews
Upon defeating Voldemort Harry gets sent to Azkaban. Betrayed by everyone he flees into another Universe, where he starts a new live. femHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Tears of an Angel by Koldrian reviews
Voldemort had another Horcrux. Nineteen years later he returned. In 2047, Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood, the two remaining human beings on Earth send sixty minutes of memories each to their younger selves. Not really time travel but definitely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,048 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Seventh Horcrux by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
AVADA KADAVRA. One of the three notorious Unforgivable Curses. Used the stop the heart, rob breath, steal life. But, once again, Harry Potter defies the odds. For the Boy-Who-Lived, his life, this time, is just beginning... Never-Before-Seen Plot! READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
POTTERFIED Quotes & Quips by SailorSilvanesti reviews
As a joke, I asked many to give me some NON-HP Quotes, and then Potterfied them... they turned out quite hilarious, actually. ENJOY! Especially Snape & His Shackles of Doom... Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,722 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
Witches and Wizards and Stones, Oh My! by MoonlightFox143 reviews
She's the Bane of McGonagall's existence, She's Harry's best friend, The Weasley twins call her their princess, and she's one of the only people who can make Mad-Eye laugh. She's Riley Langley, and this is her story. AU Book 1 of Riley Langley and Her Seven Year Adventure Series BEING REVISED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,467 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - OC, Harry P., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Changing the Future by Choices HP reviews
A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 178,981 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Bad Boys by Crowlows19 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Whispers In The Dark by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Fed up with everything after losing Sirius. A person enters Harry's life that changes it forever. Dark not quite evil Harry. Character Bashing, Harry/OC/Luna/Tonks. This is my most dark fic yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,204 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shadowed Lives by Meltha reviews
Sixteenth chapter finally added! At long last, Draco and Hermione give Lavender and Parvati a taste of their own medicine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,142 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow REVISED EDITION by Kanttarelli reviews
This is a rewrite of the epic story. It takes place in AU but it is true to canon. I liked the basic idea and how the story gradually grows. I wanted to make it even better and so I beta-read / edited it, rewrote some bits and added an epilogue. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 158,968 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chalice of the Moon by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
The cure for lycanthropy exists. The only problem is getting a hold of it, figuring out how to use it... okay, so there are several problems. But since when has Harry Potter let the problems win? Book 3 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,782 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts.Dark!Harry Mentor!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,300 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Apples Are Forever by frostykitten reviews
Draco is eating breakfast one morning when he picks up a green apple and realizes that she's everything he's been missing. My attempt at Drapple
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Times, they are a changing by ginnyrules27 reviews
The Quidditch players, Weasleys, Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Luna, Cedric might have Cho, you'll never know move to act on what they learned about the future. Why? Cause they can. Canon parings. T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011
Daddy Is So Going To Kill You by GingerBeast reviews
Lily, Al, and James Potter go back in time and meet... lots of people...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P.
Minerva and the Magic 8 Ball by FlashFiction reviews
The Weasley Twins have convinced Rolanda Hooch that her Magic 8 Ball is really a powerful magical object. Minerva McGonagall knows this is rubbish and would do anything to get her to believe it. Oh Magic 8 Ball, can we expect laughs from this story? Yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Minerva M., R. Hooch - Complete
Status Updates by TyedyeLongshadow reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
King of Bandit: Reengaged by Jecht Breaker reviews
Harry was gone; his family having a laps in the light of his GWL sister, & he runs away where he's adopted by the King of Bandit, his new family. However, good things do end & he's left alone while young. He travels, keeping his grandpas legend alive. Though, soon, his past catches up with him, and he becomes a 16 year old teacher at Hogwarts. H/G/L/OC/ - GWL/OC/OC - others!
Crossover - Harry Potter & King of Bandit Jing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,746 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 9/7/2008 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., OC]
Ways Harry Could Have Died by al pal 18 reviews
All the ways Harry could have died, but didn't. Just for humor and fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Inside My Mind by sistersgrimmlover reviews
It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 787,213 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Texts from the supermarket by highfunctioning-homosapien reviews
John is busy at the clinic and has asked Sherlock to do some shopping. It seems that this is one thing Sherlock isn't a genius at. Credit to Gatiss, Moffat, Conan Doyle etc who own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Dawn of a Golden Age by I Am Atrocity reviews
After a close encounter with death Harry receives help from the most unexpected of sources. Dark!Harry/Hermione. Violence and language warning, maybe more later on. Action/Humor/Romance/Horror/Crime. For ChAOtiC ReApEr's Joined Souls Challenge. 1/3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,371 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost in Freedom by unsighted-demon reviews
Harry finally breaks from Dumbledores control, but it is too late for him to make any changes so he gives himself time. Time-travel fick.Dark!Slytherin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Back Again by WizardWay reviews
Sirius does a spell wrong that results in time travel to Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. Harry is not there, but Dumbledore's Army is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,101 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sirius B., Neville L.
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
What Just Happened? by WizardWay reviews
The Next Generation kids are flung backward in time, to when their one and only father, Harry Potter, is competing in The Triwizard Tournement...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - James S. P., Rose W.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
If the Dead could Gossip in Limbo by JelloDVDs reviews
If Nearly-Headless-Nick choose to be a ghost and Sirius choose to 'go on' then where and how did they do this? This story is about all the dead characters in Harry Potter and how they interact in Limbo or the place between life and what comes next.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,342 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Brothers With a Sister: Year 2 by PenBeatsSword reviews
They're back, and better than before. Riley, Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James grow closer together, get closer to finding out Remy's secret, and Riley, Lily, and Mary make more friends. How much detention will they get now that everyone knows who they are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,120 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Sirius B., James P.
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
In The Service Of An Eagle by Soxman reviews
Harry Potter, after a top of the line education, and three years of service in the United States, comes home to Britian. His timing couldn't have been worse. Extremley AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,098 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Sword and Staff by Kunaiswarm reviews
Harry Potter is The-Boy-Who-Lived and is sick of it. He meets friends who like him for who he is. Follow him on his AU adventures starting from book one and going through to book 7. Rated T for now. Pure Harmony. Manipulative Dumbledore & Ron Bashing. RxR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,287 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Poison Tree by DominaDeSerpensDorcha reviews
AU!Harry, aged 5, runs away from No.4 only to wind up in an orphanage.He has to fend for himself in Diagon Alley and meets a stranger who takes him in. Draco makes a good impression in Madame Malkin's. Warning:ChildAbuse! Lead up to Powerful!Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,737 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unmasked Mystery II by Azaelia Silmarwen reviews
Harri and Draco are now in their 6th year. This year, Draco has been acting strangely and is keeping something secret from Harri. Will their relationship survive when she finds out the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lenny, Penguins, and Subtlety by Cadeyrn Lux reviews
Lenny is having a awful day and on this awful day, he ends up crossing path with a strange kid and a stern man who, in a bizarre way, brighten his day considerably.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: An Education by Soxman reviews
"What is the most resilient parasite? An idea." On the whims of an idea, Harry Potter's world is forever changed. Thinking outside the box can lead into dangerous territory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,293 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Begins Again by supertom reviews
Harry Potter's life was taken from him. Everything he loved was stripped away by a cruel and ignorant government. Now, he has achieved what few others have and time will begin again. Powerful!Harry/Timetravel!/Multi-partners!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,114 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
what if by Fallenhope19 reviews
The Harry Potter characters watch AVPM and they are joined by the mysterious Aria and Jamie. Who are they and what do they know about the future? HP/HM RW/LB DM/CC GW/NL LV/BL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,046 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and Morrighan's Gift by Adrence reviews
Harry dies after deafeating Voldemort and is offered a second chance by the Goddess Morrighan. Will he be able to defeat Voldemort again? Story is a continuation of ideas from Aya Machhiato's Harry Potter and Morrighan's Gift with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,102 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Competition for the Ages by ginnyrules27 reviews
When James is caught not paying attention in class one too many times, the professor assigns him a punishment unlike any other. James has to convince the professor by way of audience that there is better music than Celestina Warbeck. But how? ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - James S. P. - Complete
Resistance Plan by Lightningwolf325 reviews
Harry has a job to do-and helping him are the DA, the teachers, and Hogwarts itself! What is this oh-so-important mission, you may ask? To oust one Dolores Umbridge from the school. Now, if only he could figure out what to do next...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U.
Amused Smiles and Unexpected Surprises by Cadeyrn Lux reviews
Follows Remus & the Marauders through their seventh year, during which they share a dorm with a strange boy that's friends with Snape & always wearing an amused smile that gets on Remus' nerves, and into the years after Hogwarts. Time Travel/No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,993 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Day Voldemort Decides To Plank by sydneysages reviews
Crackfic. How does Voldemort really get caught?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potions Class: Fun Lessons We Can ALL Enjoy! by rosepetal704 reviews
In which Harry annoys Snape, Snape tries to make him stop, and Harry annoys him some more. And also...how could Harry really have survived falling out of an airplane? 7th in the Potions Class series, but you don't have to read the others to enjoy this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Shadows Of Silence by Myth and Legend reviews
Could you live with Death? Could you love with honour? Could you learn with pride? Can he? Find out as Harry enters his sixth year, and the Dark Lord's plans grow ever closer to fruition. R/Hr and H/G Canon Compliant up to the end of OotP Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,200 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
But It's Not a Club by Mz Luna Potter reviews
Harry drives Umbridge crazy well he insists that the DA is not a club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Studious by Athena's phoenix reviews
Set in fifth year: The Ravenclaws don't take Umbridge's speech too well...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
Foundling by MissCHSparkles reviews
When seven year old Harry Potter is lost by his nelgectful aunt, he is found by non other than our favaorite Potions Master. So follows is a story of two lonely people finding something they never thought they could, love. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,669 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dark Times by deathy-cool reviews
Things can change in a split second. Potions are a very powerful art. If your not careful they may burn you. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are in for an adventure as they search for the way back home. Time travelling, Girl!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 192,422 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret Of Greece And Rome by DiamondAir reviews
Harry dissappeared from the Durseys without a trace. During what would be his fourth year he reappeares. And who are the three other kids who always appear next to him? slightly evil Dumby. Others not sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Harry P., OC
All Thanks to a Memory by Zuvie Girl reviews
Time travel fic. Harry is thrown back in time due to a special memory, and gets to spend time with his teenage parents while he is teaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Marauders' Top 25 by OMG-Bannana reviews
On the last day of the Marauder's seventh year, they were given a list of their "achievements" by the Prewitt Twins. Read through the list yourself, documenting the top 25 of their pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stranger In a Too Familiar Land by Fyreheart reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,467 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,781 - Follows: 5,633 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Restored Legacy by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
As Harry is set to begin his fifth year, events are moving that changes his life forever. Secrets are revealed as the Ministry moves just a bit more efficiently in trying to silence Harry. Add in a Family Restoration Act, and Harry is in for a ride Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,801 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W., Parvati P., Susan B. - Complete
New Changes by memories of pain reviews
After DH. As everyone was celebrating the demise of Lord Voldemort Harry chose to retreat to the highest tower in Hogwarts castle. As he was accompanied by Ginny Weasley, a strange light overpowers them and sends them to the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,794 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Time Traveler's Burden by leafhouse reviews
During the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione is hit by a rogue curse that sends her to the Marauders' era. How will she change the future for the better? Will she allow herself to fall for Sirius? Sirius/Hermione Time Travel, James/Lily, Remus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,168 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Harry's war by Lord Cartwright reviews
AU, after the DOM, Harry is well and truly pissed off. He learns that he is the only one capable to defeating Voldemort once and for all. With his heart shut down and his mind taking over, Harry decides that if you have the Dark Mark then you're GUILTY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,094 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Brothers With a Sister by PenBeatsSword reviews
The Marauders swore to be brothers forever, but what might happen if they had a sister? What insanity, pranks, and adventures await them in their seven years at Hogwarts? Riley Stevens is just one of the guys. See the Marauders and how it all begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,219 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Power of the Press by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers--and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,014 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008
Starlight by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
An unwelcome intruder on a summer vacation sets off a series of strange events for the Malfoy and Longbottom families. NextGen. Slight AU from DH epilogue. Sequel to True Colors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/13/2011
100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do by thenomnomkitty reviews
If Max suddenly slacked off in her leaderness, what would happen to the Flock? Join Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, as they push the limits of Max's patience. T for mild language and situations, and who knows what my mind will churn out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
Yet Another Why Harry Potter Owns Twishite List by sweetstothesweetfarewell reviews
This list details why many of the Harry Potter males would make better husbands than Edward Cullen. Yes, this includes Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Protector? Me? by Elelith reviews
Harry goes back in time to Marauder's era incognito story. Trying to bring twists to a cliched plot. Will include Snape, people from the future following Harry, two Voldemorts running around and Bellatrix. Trying to stay faithful to most characters. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,912 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., James P.
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Ever Heard Of by Somerlia reviews
George Weasley was lumped, quite randomly, with all twelve of his nieces and nephews along with four other family friend's children. It wasn't a good idea to leave George with sixteen children, especially when they asked what happened to his ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - George W. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legacy of Gryffindor by Phoenix II reviews
AU post-OOTP. Harry becomes leader of an anti-Dark group. But who are the Scarlet Knights, and will they lead to the downfall of the Dark Lord? Lord Harry, supportive Dumbledore, Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,618 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,742 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Next Generation Travel Back In Time by brahdley jims reviews
It's another time travel fic! With an actual plot line. When James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo and Scorpius are sent back in time to 1995, they discover a lot more than they bargained for. What kind of trouble will an ancient curse bring our time travellers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,085 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
My Name Is EAGLE by DiamondAir reviews
Harry was left on the Dursleys doorstep. What Albus didn't know was that some else was walking down the street after he left. Now Harry is a part of the flock and albus wan't control over his puppet. Evil Ron, Neville, Hermione. slightly evil Dum
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,841 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Harry P., Nudge
88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
If I had gone to Hogwarts, these are the rules that might of been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Heir To The Weasley Throne by angel-death-dealer reviews
She should have prepared herself for this. But it all came screaming back to her. Years into the future, Professor McGonagall sees a familiar name on the list of this years new students. My 200th fanfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
Class Pairings by Lucillia reviews
The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley presents: Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret, AKA Scorpius Malfoy, from A to Z with special commentary by the amazing Rose Weasley herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Harry Potter: The return of Snow by MarynMoriarty reviews
Snow is back! But she has lost her memory, The gang must help her regain her memory, and have somw fun with Malfoy along the way, the sequel To my other stories, such as fun with the characters of Harry Potter! I recomend reading those first! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010
We've Got Obsessions by brahdley jims reviews
Draco has a strange obsession... with 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Draco M.
A Most Puzzling Day by Shirotora chan reviews
In which Harry has a most confusing and curious day. Why does everyone keep calling him by a name that is most certainly not his? And why is a raven like a writing desk?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
To Be The Absolute Best by Lord Cartwright reviews
Sorry, I'm not happy with this and that it why I have struggled to update it. i'm going to rewrite and revamp this story, as i don't think Harry was as cold as I wanted him to be, plus he accepted Daphne and Tracy far to quickly for what I truly wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,902 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
44 was to Bother Severus Snape by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
Title explains it all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Song Parodies by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
Harry Potter song Parodies. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010
Augury by Ria Rose reviews
In a small coffee shop in London, Severus Snape meets a version of Harry Potter that both unsettles him and intrigues him. From here, a game is played. AU, post 5th year, general fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches for Horcruxes. Title says it all like usual
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
31 ways to know if you've read PS and SS one too by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
... many times. Like my other lists, the title says it all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
The Angels of Power by StormyFireDragon reviews
What happens when Harry gets his magical Inheritance. Things are not going to be well for the Dark Army. Harry will lead the fight, but on his terms. Dark Weasleys - Creature Harry kind of. Rated MA just in case. NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,431 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 7,186 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
15 ways to infuriate Hermione Granger! by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
15 ways to infuriate, exasperate or generally get on Hermione Granger's bad side. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
101 ways to annoy the Dursleys by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
101 ways to annoy, harass, confuse and genrally scare the Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Rise of Darkness by dart93 reviews
Rose Potter, Harry's sister is thought to be the chosen one. Ignored and forgotten, Harry runs away and is found in the forest by Voldemort. Raised as the secret heir of the Dark Lord, Harry will do anything to put the Dark Lord in power. EvilHarry Slaves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,402 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The truth behind Nargles and Wrackspurts by RoseScor90 reviews
A chance meeting between Oliver and Luna changes the way he looks at life and the little things around him. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Oliver W., Luna L. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 298 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Witch Strikes Back by teddylonglong reviews
Headmistress Minerva McGonagall and her Deputy Severus Snape use the Wizardnet to successfully spy on their students' activities, employing the fantasy names Darth Vader and R2D2. Completely AU. Set in Harry's and Hermione's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fine Then! by DrRaven reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
How to Annoy Voldemort by RedHal reviews
Ron and Hermione are kidnapped and they decide to show Voldemort that Harry isn't the only thorn in his side. Major RXHer with a little HXG at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the characters of Harry Potter by MarynMoriarty reviews
I am going to play truth or dare with the Harry Potter characters, the questions and dares are up to you so REVIEW, this is kinda a sequel to my other fic Interviewing The Cast Of Harry Potter, so I recomend reading that first if you want
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7604 - Favs: 12,511 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Interviewing the Cast of Harry Potter by MarynMoriarty reviews
11 I mean erm, 12 Harry Potter Characters gather so that I can interview them, takes place in Harry's 5th Year. Where are the questions, why they are in your head so please review and let the interview begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Survivor by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
There is a bunch of Harry Potter characters in a car and who ever leaves the car loses. The last one in the car wins. There is no food or drink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 34 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Hermione finds shelter with an unlikely group of Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 8,162 - Follows: 3,727 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 10,600 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Goblet of Fire Spoof by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
Basically this story is a spoof of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" movie. It is really funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,929 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
54 ways to infuriate Ron Weasley by Nerd.Is.A.Compliment reviews
The title says its all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
The Prisoners Of Azkaban by The Unusual Suspect reviews
My take on the 'Potter in Azkaban' theme. Harry and Daphne have spent the last 4 years in Azkaban for a crime they did not commit. Dark! Powerful! & Unforgiving! Harry & Daphne. Graphic violence, sexual situations and some dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,870 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Hansel and GreatNowI'mHungryetel by Meltha reviews
During the horcrux hunt in book seven, the trio passes the time by having Hermione tell the Muggle fairytale Hansel and Gretel. Ninth in a series, though each can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 33 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Tom Riddle has an Ebenezer Scrooge experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 5,532 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Jack the Giant KillMeNow er by Meltha reviews
The trio are hungry on their horcrux hunt, and Hermione tells them the story of Jack and the beanstalk to pass the time. Eighth in a series of crazy Muggle fairy tales.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange and the Cookies of Doom by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Lucius is in Azkaban. Draco and Narcissa are chronically depressed, so Bellatrix decides to cheer them up. Chocolate chip cookies make everyone happy. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Diary Of Mrs Harry James Potter by DrRaven reviews
A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
To End in Serenity by Matt Silver 3k reviews
Who says the war was over? Voldemort created one more Horcrux and sent it back in time and Harry, Ron and Hermione, the Golden Trio, travel back to destroy it, doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HPOFC, RWHG, RLNT, SBPC. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,860 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Harry P., OC] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Welcome to My Truth by Calistabelle reviews
Voldemort has won. Everything, even hope, is lost. But when Ginny finds herself thrust back in time and comes face-to-face with sixteen year old Tom Riddle it seems the world is being given another chance. HBP compliant-ish. GW/TR. COMPLETE Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,872 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Taboo by Arglefumph reviews
The story of the first time the Death Eaters attacked someone who broke the Taboo. Of course, they mess things up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
RapsolutelyMental unzel by Meltha reviews
The trio are bored and dispirited during their book 7 wanderings, which can lead to only one thing: more Muggle fairytale madness! Seventh in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 4,721 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Frog PrInWhatWayDoesThatMakeSense nce by Meltha reviews
During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
RumpelStillAsCrazyAsEvertskin by Meltha reviews
The trio are nearly at each other’s throats in book seven, but another of Hermione’s insane Muggle fairy tales comes to the rescue. Fifth in a series though each can stand alone .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Riding HowIsThatPossible od by Meltha reviews
Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Truth, Dare, or Double Dare by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley reviews
Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sleeping BeaYouPeopleAreMadty by Meltha reviews
Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 31 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Snape finally gets to be the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 30 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Here's another alternate ending for DH...please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 29 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Yet another one from me....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 28 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
By popular demand, here is another alternate ending to DH from yours truly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Moonlight Madness by Monopoly reviews
Oh, the moon landing's brilliant. We went four times."-Martha Jones, in Blink. They saw the moon landing four times. You'd think it wouldn't be that interesting...Unless, of course, you're traveling with the Doctor. This is a one shot. Vague-ish 10/Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 27 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The most random alternate ending for the Harry Potter series ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 8,087 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 4940 - Favs: 6,997 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Malfoys Who Don't Do Anything by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Another random song parody because I'm stuck at home sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Voldemort's Hairbrush by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Voldemort's hairbrush has gone missing! Another random song parody while I wait for the plot bunny to come back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Superior Beings by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Martha logics the Doctor into submission. Set anytime before Utopia in season 3.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Big Mistake by ThisbeHecate reviews
With Snape taken care of, the girls decide to move on to their next victim. Sequel to Snapes Big Mistake
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
First day of classes by PadyandMoony reviews
What if Sirius hadn’t gone after Peter and instead pleaded his case to Dumbledore. What if Harry had only spent six months at the Dursleys and then been adopted by his godfather. What if when Harry turned three Sirius was offered Professor Binn’s position
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 659 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the Protector by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Final chapter in the Midnight Series.Harry's job is clear: destroy the Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort. With the death of a mentor, Harry is forced to become something he never wanted, a leader.Year seven has arrived and there is no turning back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,346 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 216 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Twenty Questions by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sirius gets his hands on a twenty questions game the one from Radica. Can you guess what he’s thinking of before the game guesses it. It really isn't that hard. Humor fic spurred by playing way too much 20Q and the fact that I am insane. Rated for words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Sirius B., George W. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Finding Family by PadyandMoony reviews
The Burrow is attacked and Voldemort sends Harry, Hermione, Ron, the twins, Ginny, Sirius, Remus and Tonks back to the day Harry was born. Now they meet the Marauders and what can they do? Can they change history? Will Harry finally find a family?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,312 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
A Fractured Fairy Tale by E. C. R. Potter reviews
Draco as Prince Charming? Hedwig an expert at Raptor Martial Arts? Snape in Bunny Slippers? Has the world lost its mind? Read and find out in this ShrekShrek 2 inspired parody featuring everything from the Death Eater Mafia to the Marauders Rock band. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 10,637 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4547 - Favs: 5,683 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Heir of Slytherin by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Parody of how the prophecy might be fulfilled. Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Boy All The Death Eaters Want by The Elhini reviews
Parody of the Bowling For Soup song Girl All the bad buys want
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Harry P.
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Not Myself Year 1: A Stone and a Discovery by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. Harry Potter is an orphan raised on the streets of London. But after he finds the mysterious pub called the Leaky Cauldron and a friendly family called the Weasley's he discovers that he's more than just some street rat...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,210 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Harry's Howler by RunningWithScissors-182 reviews
I always wondered what would have happened if Harry’s parents had been alive when Harry and Ron flew that car to school, especially if Sirius and Remus were at their house at the time. So consider this an AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/6/2004
The Boy Who Lived by Adora aka Ginny Drama reviews
Parody of Bowling for Soup's "Girl all the Bad Guys Want". Guess who for who....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Marauders vs Tsukis reviews
AU. The Tsukis is a group of six pranksters who are known only by reputation but not name. After the Marauders become extremely annoyed with them, they retaliate and set off a prank war and only The Tsukis know who the others are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - OC, Marauders
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