Slut Queen Virgin King
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Joined 09-29-02, id: 274776
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, and StarTrek: The Original Series.
Sometimes we are the Slut Queen and the Virgin King, working in tandem to produce twisted stories late at night, but mostly it's just me, the Slut Queen, and her unleased, unlicenced imagination. Have ambitions to be a writer who is looked upon with suspicion, not allowed near children, small animals, or hunky men.
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Baby, It's You reviews
My response to the 'First time Hermione Sees Her Baby's Face' challenge on WIKTT. Ever done something you can't remember the next day? Now COMPLETE! Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rejection Slips reviews
A response to the WIKTT 'centrefold' challenge. Snape's twisted sense of humour leads him to discover certain things about Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
There's A Bastard In There reviews
Hermione, her post-Hogwarts job, and a nasty Snape. Based on the 'Real and True' challenge on WIKTT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Meeting reviews
Neurotic shower freak Hermione has to share her house with unexpected guests. R for language and concepts. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Luck of the Draw reviews
Exactly how are wizard marriages determined? A silly piece of fluff story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Night of the Awalim reviews
Hermione takes up a new hobby, post-Hogwarts, and then has to demonstrate it. Snape is surprised, as are all witnesses. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
You've Got Penguins reviews
A response to the 2003 Valentine's Day challenge on WIKTT. Mild r rating. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Reality and Cliche II reviews
If you absolutely love HG/SS and have no sense of the ridiculous, go no further. Otherwise, read on and watch the cliches crumble. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Batteries Not Included reviews
Kirk has some problems, Spock solves them, then has troubles of his own. Please r&r
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Spock
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face reviews
A response to the 'first time Snape sees his child's face' WIKTT challenge. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
All She Wants For Christmas reviews
A response to the WIKTT Xmas challenge. HG/SS. As silly as usual. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Diagon Alley Social Club reviews
Seen "The Cheyenne Social Club"? Read "There's a Bear In There And He Wants Swedish"? Then you're prepared. Rated R for language and concepts. HG/SS. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Life of Severus reviews
Hope you like Monty Python. Story complete. Please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bonks reviews
Absolutely r-rated. Sort of a sequel to Harry Potter and the Big Night In. The Slut Queen and the Virgin King ride again. HG/SS, Ron/Padme, just about everyone. Zonko's are selling some strange items these days. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermine Granger's Diary: The Edge of Reason reviews
Sick combination of Hermione Granger and Bridget Jones. Just an excuse for a brief bit of smut. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter And The Big Night In reviews
HG/SS, and just about everyone else. Magical condoms, and general insanity. Only story in joint collaboration between The Slut Queen and The Virgin King. There's no telling what silliness we can descend to. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hair reviews
SS/HG. Inspired by the WIKTT auction challenge. Hogwarts teachers are up for auction. What will Hermione do with Snape once she's bought him? He doesn't go with any of her clothes. Pleae R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dominance reviews
Told from Snape's POV, well into his relationship with Hermione. A bit pervy in places. Definitely R for language, and concepts. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Love In A Cold Climate reviews
Snape and Hermione out of their usual setting of Hogwarts. This time Hermione is the teacher and Sanpe the student. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
It's Only Rock'N'Roll But I Like It reviews
Silly story. Everyone has the kissing disease. Rating - R for language, sex and unspeakable acts. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Hermione G.
Kundalini reviews
There's a new teacher at Hogwarts. She's probably as annoying as Snape. I'm new to fanfiction.net. Please R&R!!! SS/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Severus S.