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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

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Quietus by Seraphina Scribes reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 1,522,746 - Reviews: 16224 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 5,145 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Divergence by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
They die under a red sky, in mud and blood and bitter regret. Team Seven, at the end of the world...at least, until Sasuke wakes up - twelve, Sharinganless and back on his old genin team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,885 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 5/20/2021 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 365,871 - Reviews: 5523 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Siren by Doe Eyed Dreamer reviews
A god? He didn't look like a god. "I thought gods were supposed to be buff." I accused. He glowered. "And I thought sirens were supposed to be sexy." Um—ouch. And to think this grouch was the world's last hope. NejiTen, AU, pure madness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Neji H., Tenten
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
A Marriage of Convenience by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"Hi, how are you? Will you marry me so my sons won't have pink hair?" AU. SasukexSakura with a side of NarutoxHinata, NejixTenten and Ino and someone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,720 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
don't touch my hand and call it love by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Sasuke walks back into Konoha with certain memories strategically removed. Sakura doesn't know if it does her heart good or bad that he still remembers her—but it stings when he doesn't remember Naruto. Sometimes, the big things are not so big after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,545 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Abyss by Renaerys reviews
"Ghosts don't haunt us, Sakura; we haunt them." [Modern AU. Haunted Series: Book Three.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Itachi U. - Complete
put down your sword and crown by but seriously reviews
The Originals have thirty days left to live, and all Rebekah wants to do is learn how to drive. Stefan, Kol, Klaus and Caroline come along for the ride. klaus/caroline, stefan/rebekah, elena/elijah & ensemble cast
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] [Rebekah, Stefan S.] - Complete
They All Fall Down by TraptWolf94 reviews
"Don't care about them. Let them trip, let them stumble, let them all fall down. They are grieving and hating and dying. That is reality. That is what they fought me for." [a dark post-fourth shinobi war novella]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Frozen by Renaerys reviews
Immortality was always within Sasori's reach. Edo Tensei SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasori] Kankuro - Complete
All The World's A Stage by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
It was just a role, just a role. She faked it, faked everything. It was just a role, until... It wasn't. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC - Complete
Facebook's Ninja Community by satiric-pandas reviews
A very thick mixture of insanity, empathy, and enough sexual tension to feed a village for thirty days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Reincarnation by insert cliche reviews
Sometimes, he looks at the rust on her thin steel blades and thinks it looks like blood. Nejiten, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Happily Never After by insert cliche reviews
Hinata knows that she won't have the fairytale ending she always dreamed about, but that doesn't stop her from trying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Accidental Haircut by cutecrazyice reviews
Neji? Haircut? Do those even go hand in hand? Sakura's about to find out. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Backwards Goodbye by SpaceNugget11 reviews
The wind pulls violently at all her loose ends: her hair, her arms, her legs, and her black dress flaps crazily around her like a torn up parachute...They say she died instantly. — Naruto, Sasuke, and a bit of Sakura, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bound by Jav-chan reviews
It is just a glimpse and he is lost in the torrent of sensations. Sakura/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,876 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Port of Call by ncfan reviews
-Yahiko x Konan- There's home here, for all the pain and fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Yahiko, Konan - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4990 - Favs: 6,331 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Wicked Little Things by Qismat Qami reviews
AU, horror, L, Light. "This house has been waiting so very, very patiently for so very, very long, and it has no intention of letting you go. Welcome to Wammy's, Light." A loosely connected series of drabbles and vignettes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Spring and Winter by RandomnessGalore reviews
Because there has to be a reason spring follows winter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mouse & rice by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What do you think love is, Sasuke-kun?" "How would I know?" "I think love is being with someone when they die." "That's morbid." "I know. Love is hearing that last, shuddering gasp escaping their lips, like a final wisp of smoke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cup of Trembling by Qismat Qami reviews
AU. LxLight, dark!fic. "As I was going up the stair I saw a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d stay away."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
The Lost One by elle6778 reviews
Memories lost, Itachi began to settle into life as a civilian in a secluded village. But when fate thrust Sakura into the picture, he knew he could no longer avoid his past. ItaSaku. Spoiler up to Manga Chapter 449. Prequel to The Return of the Heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,913 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Uzumaki's War by Daystar Clarion reviews
Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Condom Flavors by anneklyz reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
too sorry for apologies by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. We’re just running around in circles, trying to swallow brown sugar by the cube and catch smoke with our hands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rubato Sonata by anneklyz reviews
/SasuSaku/ Nowadays, she figured that going to a diner at 2 a.m. for self-proclaimed "World's best Coffee" and a meal with Sasuke was more of a self-help meeting than a friendship. Meh. As long as he paid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reincarnation by Vicariosity reviews
If she waits long enough, he'll return. That is a promise. Nagato/Konan, from Konan's POV. Spoilers through chapter 449.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Nagato U., Konan - Complete
Encore by SpaceNugget11 reviews
And she hated him for it.Hated that he had gone and died that overdone Hero's Tragic Death thing. — TsunaJira, M for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fresca by anneklyz reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Northanger Temple by Serenanna reviews
For the NF KakaSaku Halloween/Anti-Fanfic Contest. It was a dark and stormy night in a rundown temple, and some places are better left unexplored, especially by gothic-novel loving kunoichi with a deeply ingrained curiosity streak. Lemon, KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,339 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Nail Polish by anneklyz reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4115 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathing Slowly by iMissa reviews
The worst way to miss someone is when they’re five feet from you and you know that they will never be yours. SasuKarin, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Chiaroscuro by iMissa reviews
Life is a journey and yours is filled with wrong turns, wrong ideas, wrong choices. Maybe, for one last time, you can be Sasuke-kun. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Grotesque by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. PeinKonan. It was like a morbid fascination, she decided, watching the man she almost-loved descend into madness. The cruelest thing of all was knowing he almost-loved her, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
A Story Told by Silence by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
It’s an unbearable emptiness between them, a someone—shaped void around which their arms just can’t quite meet. In a way, hope kills.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Lifetimes by Aqualoner reviews
Three times Sakura doesn't bring Sasuke back and one time she does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Kaiga Kanojono by Coco-Minu reviews
Painting her, he decided, was something he loved to do. He never even stopped to think of the word obsession. ShikamaruxIno, SaixIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,251 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] Sai - Complete
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mischievous Twins by Blowing Wind reviews
One shot to My Dirty Little Secret! Just how bad are Sasuke and Sakura's twin sons? They are double the trouble, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dust Festival by DewWater reviews
The Folk are a strange and curious people...but they delight in trickery, and never, ever spend the night under their Hill. The hunt is on. SasuSaku One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And We'll Dance by Kismet's Kiss reviews
“Funny…you claim you have a heart but…I’ve put my ear to your chest, and guess what…?” SasuSaku, Angst, for Missa. “I hear nothing.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7325 - Favs: 6,330 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consistency by ohwhatsherface reviews
Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 222 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 595 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Parallels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
They drew the parallels, connecting the lines between them and waiting quietly for the tragedy to unfold anew. But they forgot three very important facts...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 295 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Thick as Thieves by Digital Skitty reviews
When he met with Kabuto, he missed his partner. When he was with Deidara, he missed his spies. Sasori never was a happy person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sasori, Kabuto Y. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Blank by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
[KakaSaku]16 year old Blind Haruno Sakura is the youngest serial killer in the world and has been caught by Interpol. She is declared mentally ill and is sent to an asylum in Tokyo, Japan for medical help. But nobody understands her. Will that all change?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sakura H.
Broken Windows by Letishia reviews
When one door closes, you can always break a window. Remus and Tonks have a discussion after they leave the Hospital Wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
How to Write Naruto Fanfiction by nanonymous reviews
This fanfiction is not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2004
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Homecoming Queen reviews
AU[SasuSaku] Past: pain. Future: death. Present? "It's back, and it won't stop, until it has bloodied its own hands." Perhaps Haruno Sakura's homecoming was really an ill omen...of bloodshed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Best Friend's Boyfriend reviews
She dumps him through a text message all because she didn't want to be his reject. "I'm giving you what you want. You better take care of it. Or else." [SasuSaku] [three-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
trashy lovesick reviews
'Don't throw it; this is not a love letter. I've given up on you. P.S. Your piercing looks sexy as hell.' Laughing, she lets the flames lick it away— it had all started with these foolish one-sided chats on Post-its. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Traitor reviews
-trustme- At that moment, when the glass shattered and the crimson drink spilled, looking as sinister as blood, I knew something was wrong. He had broken his promise. -I'llcomeback- [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Final Fantasy reviews
Pearls, marble and midnight. They made Naruto realize there was still one dream left to make true. "We belong together, Hinata." [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Conventions, My Foot reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and war. Literally. "I win, and we start our sex life right away." Smiles. "I win, and we marry right away." In which someone is old-fashioned, and the other is the product of modern. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight Charmer reviews
She didn't realize how she was seconds away from becoming raw meal. "I told you it's risky to talk to strangers." [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Mind Player reviews
So, Sasuke Uchiha. There's this unlocked door. Your mission is to get past it, whether you want or not. And then...let's leave it for you to imagine. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two Bodies, One Heart reviews
It felt so humiliating to be utterly useless. I had to save him. At all possible costs. "Goodbye, Sasuke..." [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss Of Death reviews
"I was just like everyone else a year ago, before I lost him, and I don't remember how I ended up in an asylum, except that a dagger was my company at the time. But it feels so real: he talks to me and kisses me, and holds me in his arms." DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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