Gryffin Parker
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Joined 09-29-02, id: 274796
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Alexandre Dumas, Newsies, and Bible.

Recently in my life, I've discovered that I believe in Christianity but that I do'nt really care what people say because nobody knows what exactly it is that God wants from us until they aredead. And then it's a little too late anyhow, so everyone should just live thier lives to the best of their abilities, and they should live however they see fit as long as they are not harming other people's freedoms to live the same. Yeah. That sounds about right. And I've decided that I love the Bohemian lifestyle and am going to incorporate more of it into my every day life. Beauty Freedom Truth and Love. Yeah. Somehow, that seems to incompass about everything that I believe is important so... Oh, and I've decided that I LOVE RENT TO PIECES!!!!! I got to go to NYC for the first time over Thanksgiving break and it rocked. I am SO going to live there one day with a bunch of other giddy fangirls. ^_^ You may see some RENT pieces up sometime... maybe just songs or something. I dunno.

You know what my amusing thought of the day is? Obviously not, so I'm going to tell you. ^_^ You know the part in Newsies, right after all the kids come in singing 'when ya got a million voices singing'? The kids all start chanting one word. Have any of you noticed how much that word starts out sounding like "Quack?" ^_^ LMAO! That's the power of the press, Joe!

Sophomore year in college, running around with the C42 and doing the RA thing keeps me quite busy, but I hope to get back to my fanfiction a little bit this semester. I am so sorry, and should be shot for quitting for almost a year. Please forgive me! I want to get back into the habit of writing, and then posts should come every week or so. Muses and BeoRace are both back on... and there will be a special chapter of Muses making fun of yours truly, so if you want to make fun of me in it, let me know in an email or something. Until then!

Ahhh, the quotes.

Snitch: Dude! (Outkasts) ~now for some reason all of my characters say dude when they're hyper.

Wolf: No climaxing at the dinner table.

Gryffin: Yeah, so Mike discovered that I had holes in my pants and then started grinding his hips against my legs. (>_ don't. Ask.)

Willow: I'm not a masacist, I'm just a klutz!

Tolkien: Not all who wander are lost. (one of my faves, yes I'm a dork)

Nicolao Wolfe: Come inside, Merrick. (Among the Sheep, by Jenifer Stein)

Diego: I hate you, Merrick.
Merrick, chuckling: I hate you too.
Diego: No, I mean it. I really hate you.
Merrick, still chuckling: Why?
Diego: Because I can't hate you, that's why. ~Among the Sheep

Gryffin: Gryffin and a bunch of campers are walking across Mouse's field... and none of them are wearing any pants.

Kristan: Did Gryffin just hit me?

Elijah Wood: I believe one shouldn't run unless being chased.

Mikee Wible: What happens when I hit the gong with my dong? It goes bong!

Tara: Orc; the other white meat.

Carpe Diem! Sieze the Day! (meant with much love and affection for Newsies, as well as a profound belief in the theory and way of life)

Spot Conlon: Nevah fear! Brooklyn is heah!

Taps: I want to be a dancing cymbal!

"Oh I wish I were a little dancing cymbal,
For that is what I truely want to be,
Cuz if I were a little dancing cymbal,
Everyone would get a kick out of me!"

See? Cymbal player just doesn't fit.

One Thing, just read the very secret diaries of the Lord of the Rings. I no longer have the link, but they are freakin' hilarious.

Snitch: Jack be nimble! Jack be quick! Jack can't nevah catch da Snitch!

Kristan: We've formed a secret society called the Fellowship of the Unnamable Book. Tell the rest of the staff, wouldja Gryff?

Gryffin: Arty, why is Heather your cousin in this story instead of your triplet?
Artemis: *shrug* Because Ivy didn't want her to be our sister.

Kristan to Dave: Not now!

I need some more quotes, so send me some!*

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Everything You've Done Wrong by sloanne reviews
Racetrack's father is in the mafia, and it colors his whole life. Slash, drugs and rock'n'roll. [Cowritten by Funkiechick and studentnumber24601. COMPLETE!]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 278,356 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
The New York Americans by Skye Feyden reviews
In the year 1903, Skittery, too old to be a newsie, is recruited by the baseball experiment later to be called the New York Yankees. But when a key piece of his past resurfaces, can he push it away in order to stay with his new team? [Slash warning]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004
Anything But That by Mondie reviews
Only a month this time! ;) Chapter Eleven: Mush. Pre-warnings of swearing, sex, and slash. Please read and review :)
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,030 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 5/5/2003
A Voice And The Future of a Racetrack by Legs reviews
Turn of the century and present day - Chapter Thirty-One- “So just say this line, Race. ‘I know I don’t come off as a real nice guy. But I think we both know that ain’t what you’re looking for..."
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,642 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 5/19/2003
Prom is a Four Letter Word by Hotshot reviews
For Specs Prom is a four-letter-word, like clean, or work, or math... There's also this small problem that he hasn't come out yet and his boyfriend wants him to go. What's a boy to do? Sputchy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2004
Matchmaker: Tales from a Yrutnec Fag Hag by Gothic Author reviews
[SLASH CONTENT] I came into it trying to help a friend. I never asked to get caught up in the middle of it all. But I am, and now I'm stuck. Such is the life of a turn-of-the-century fag hag.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,950 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 4/21/2003
Newsies Meets Redwing: Artemis' Story by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
Note: must read NMR:Gryffin's Story to understand! The Newsies begin work at a GS Camp in SWPA thourgh an exchange program of sorts. Many troubles ensue!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003
But I'm a Prep! by Sita-chan reviews
COMPLETE "Is everybody ready?” "No. But we’re going anyway. What other choice do we have?" [slash, language]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,491 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
Dentention Can Change Your Life by SpecsGlasses reviews
What happens when all the loners of the school wind up in Saturday Morning Detention with one another for five months? Read and find out Slash, curses, angsty sits. later
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,302 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
You Were A Newsie by Dakota-Jones reviews
When the strike begins, Pulitzer sees the storm coming, and he does something about it. And now, Blink has only three weeks to make a journey that may or may not erase the strike of 1899 from the history books...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
Burn That Bridge When We Come To It by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
CH. 9 UP Sometimes, it takes a little push to realize what's in front of your face. Soulmates are something that so few find. Here is a story of a few who did. Rating for language!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,498 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
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Elevator Lust reviews
The title more or less says it all. One shot. In which Blink is a very, very domineering man and Race is struck dumb by a show of power.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Direction reviews
Have you ever had one of those days where you just don't know where to turn? This is a sort of prayer, but please don't tell me I'm suicidal. If you want to know about my views of death, please IM me or email me or leave a review with a contact and I'll
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/20/2004
BeoRace: The Epic reviews
Racehas been charged with an epic quest: to do the laundry of the Newsboys or to die in the attempt. Will he make it? Will the kingdom survive? Will Prince Jack and Princess Davey ever leave their bedroom? Find out in this epic story!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2004
Rivalries reviews
What happenes when the star football player from WVU is friends (or more) with half of the VT team? A Twisted, Newsielicious take on that historic, newsmaking game. Future Slash.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/15/2004
Newsies meet Camp Redwing: Gryffin's Story reviews
The Newsies get invited to tell about the strike at a small Girl Scout camp in Pennsylvania. Some SLASH, light swearing. If you've ever lived at a summer camp, this story is for you!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,578 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
The Forgotten One: Jake's Story reviews
Just a random one shot, fluffSLASH. MushJake. I dunno... I was trying to break my writer's block...
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Complete
Where Have All the Muses Gone? reviews
Hardly any of the leading fanfiction authors have updated in nearly a month. What is going on? Here is my take on what may be happening to their muses right now. SLASH, swearing, randomness
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 11/11/2003
Wedding to the Sun reviews
Short, 1 chapter, Blink got invited to Mush's wedding years after he has seen his friend last. Very emotional. Blink leaves to see what else the world might hold and stumbles across a beautiful site. Sucky summary... but it's the best I can do to expla
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/8/2003
Interview With a Newsie reviews
A secret quantum physics lab in the year 2033 has brought Race to the future for an interview. How will he react?
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/30/2003
Night reviews
Just something random, it can be between anyone you'd like it to be. I felt very descriptive today, so enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2003
Spot Conlon and the Porcelin tub of boilin' wata reviews
Why did Spot really want a porcelin tub of boilin' water? Maybe this is why... SLASH- SpotJack Enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003
Nicolao's Troubles reviews
Two vampires in 1815 France, argue about their friend, Diego and end up SLASHING some ties. (rated for light swearing and slash)
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003
Middle Earth and Hogwarts reviews
A Voldemort and some new followers have taken up residence in Mordor, and a new generation of people are banding together with some of the old characters to try and stop them. *chapter 11 is up*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Farewell Middle Earth reviews
Just a poem... tells my feelings as I left Middle Earth's boundries for the last time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/8/2002