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Joined 02-13-11, id: 2748064, Profile Updated: 10-23-11
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Naruto, and Maximum Ride.

1) I am not an exciting person.

2) My friend forced me to make this account. She's a very odd person.

3) She also has an obsession with squirrels. It's possible she is insane.

4) We like Japanese stuff.

5) Hi!

6) Thanks for looking at my profile.

Ok so I am going to edit this, obviously, since the above part sucks.

Looks- I have dirty blonde hair and green/green-blue/brownish/gray depending on who your talking to and what I'm wearing. My friend is always telling me I'm not fat/chubby but *leans forward to whisper conspiritorily* she's a liar!

Random bits of info about me- I am an awful speller. I love anime. I'm strange compared to most people. I think techno is awesome, especially nightcore. I prefer rock over most sorts of music and will scratch my ears out if a rap song comes on the radio. Not really but you get my point. I love world history(mainly because I'm pretty obsessed with Hetalia). I love to listen to foreighn..forighn...foren..whatever! Music in different languages. I am currentally trying to learn at leat 4 dif. languages.

My stories- Or should I say story?

I only have one story. Its called Canada's postponed suicide. It starts off like pretty much every other Canada commits suicide story, but then the story gets really weird from there. Hey thats almost a quote from hetalia!

Well, as for now. my work here is done so, sayonara!

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S(most of the time), so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greed
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue/ Gary-stu.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK

I'm not the cleanest, most organized person around so I MUST be a hoarder.

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Dodgeball by Taliax reviews
In Coach Xigbar's class, dodgeball is the equivalent of a war zone. What's an un-athletic kid like Zexion to do when there are psychos like Larxene about? Hide in a corner with Demyx until forced otherwise. No pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete
100 Ways To Order Pizza, Cullen Style by The 5th Alice reviews
What would happen of the Cullens try 100 ways to order pizza? Alice and Bella gain a pet unicorn, Esme spaces out constantly, Jasper meditates, and Alice's fashion sense is outrageous!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
The Fullmetal Alchemist and the Prisoner of Azkaba by PhantomMouse1115 reviews
Ed and Al are accepted to Hogwarts during third year, yet their past haunts them even in a school halfway across the country. Mix of manga and anime with the third HP movie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,586 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Allies and the Mysterious Ticking Noise by Dattebayo Girl reviews
What IS that mysterious ticking noise, fellow Allies? Say, it is kind of catchy. Parodied Potter Puppet Pals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Not Very Supportive, Eh? by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
one-shot, MAJOR JUSTIN BIEBER-BASHING! America drags Canada to a Justin Bieber concert, and Matthew is rather unimpressed by his citizen's voice...based on the video on youtube of Bieber getting hit onstage with a flying projectile thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Canada - Complete
Canadian Crime by Haroou reviews
How crime really goes down in Canada- based on a true story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Canada - Complete
What's the best way to end an argument, or in this case, shut America up? Shout the most hilariously random red herring there is: "I WAS FROZEN TODAY." One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Hockey by KSFWolfe reviews
America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
The US of Eh? by Darkfire75 reviews
America finds out Canada's secret plan to rule the world starting with his southern neighbor . Not as crazy as it sounds ಠ ಠ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
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The Craziest Thing Happened reviews
Ok this story is a tree way cross over with Naruto Maximum Ride and Inuyasha. What happens is when three friends make a wish for their fav characters to appear, they do. This what they do until they figure out some way to get them back where they belong.
Crossover - Naruto & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Itachi U., Fang
Konoha's Deranged Weapon reviews
Naruto isn't able to live out his somewhat happy life due to the fact that Danzo decided to train him as Konoha's weapon. But what's this? Kyuubi has taken up the position of Narutos father? No parings for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Naruto U.
Canada's Postponed Death reviews
Oneshot. Canada tries to commit suicide but is interupted by...things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Canada