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Joined 02-13-11, id: 2748147, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 36 stories for Digimon, Soul Eater, Kingdom Hearts, World Ends With You, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cross Over/クロスオーバー, D.Gray-Man, and Pandora Hearts.

Profile Picture at the moment: Anghel Higure from the pc game Hatoful Boyfriend (it's a pigeon dating sim...yes I said pigeon and it actually has a good storyline to it...weird huh).

...I'm tired of having a bunch of stuff on here that changes a bunch so I'm just gonna put a few things that will most likely never change:

1: I don't really care about pairings...normally when I do though it tends to be cannon...and sometimes I get passionate about them haha..."

2: I'm a lazy bum who once again has a bunch of stuff to write *sigh*

3: I've completed more anime series than manga series because ongoingness, lack of money, and dislike of reading online with exceptions of some series because I NEED to read them. I also play games of Pokemon and ones involving Square Enix, unless you're my sister that company should mean something to you. But yeah kind of a geek with no life XD

And 4: My stories are pretty much freaking short random crack-fics and a short backstory for them as a bonus.(because if I try to write more than that it ends up lame...)

So that's pretty much it. Bye-bye.

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If by Sincerely The Sign Painter reviews
Soul's idea of what could happen if he get's Maka Chopped.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Thousand Botherations by The Reality DumPer reviews
It was awesome but we lost it, It's not possible for me not to care... And now we're standing in the cave,and no one's ever gonna get you out of here, my dear... (7 Things Song Parody)
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Excalibur, Hiro - Complete
Yaoi Mountain by icywarm reviews
Candy Mountain parody, Yaoi Mountain, featuring Erika, Izaya, Shizuo, and Walker. Prepare yourself for Oocness and mentions of Shizaya. One-shot. Crackfic.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Erika K. - Complete
If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out by AsikIkisa reviews
Psyche, Hibiya, Roppi, Tsugaru, Delic, Tsukishima all magically appeared in Ikebukuro during one of Shizuo & Izaya's fights. They're shocked to see all of them being lovey dovey. And the counterparts are created by DRRRverse Ikebukuro's Shizaya fangirls
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Black Heart by LettersOfMe reviews
Black Star had never met a person he couldn't eventually beat, it has always been like this, but what if he did? and what if this person intrigued him just as much as they frustrated him? Suckish summary, rated T for language, Justin would not be happy
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Black Star
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Sora's a Happy Little Bouncing Bufallo reviews
Uh, short-drabble-like story of Sora on a sugar high..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sora - Complete
Hyper-Active Symmetry Syndrome reviews
I think this is what would happen if Death the Kid couldn't handle caffeine and was in an asymmetrical coffee shop. Crack-fic.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Death The Kid
The Excalimo reviews
Excalibur Limo Excalimo. A lamely put together crack-ish-fic about Excalibur having a limo...it was originally supposed to be so much cooler and in existence many moons ago...
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Excalibur - Complete
Sword Pudding reviews
Just something that was on a list of 'things to write' so...yeah can't think of summary(usually can). Meant to be crack-fic...probably sucks...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Detective Kid and the Chupacabra reviews
Kid goes to Mexico to look for the Chupacabra in this short crack-ish-fic.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Death The Kid - Complete
The Bad Advice of BlackStar reviews
When Black*Star starts giving advice to his friends you just know something is not gonna turn out right. Let's find out what happens to some of our favorite characters as Black*Star tries to fix their problems. One more thing I don't own anything! why would I write fanfiction if I did?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Black Star
Zetta Crackers reviews
Sho has come up with a new crazy idea, involving crackers. Short Crack-fic.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sho M. - Complete
Symmetry Talk reviews
Kid has a new TV show and as the title states it talks about symmetry! The much procrastinated eighth and final episode is now here!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
Xemnas Does What! reviews
Roxas sees something, something that he will never unsee, something that his friend won't believe. Just what is it that Xemnas does? Find out in this short Crack-fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Xemnas, Roxas - Complete
Mother's Calling! reviews
Kadaj discovers the Pokemon game Heart Gold. Just a short crack-fic of what could come from it if that did happen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kadaj - Complete
Lavi the Rabbit King reviews
Lavi finds something weird in his bedroom and suddenly finds himself being worshiped by a mob of bunnies. Crack-fic.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Lavi - Complete
Let's go Fly a Wonder Nyan! reviews
Sora gets a really amazing idea, though Neku thinks it's more messed up than anything. Short crack-fic...I can't really think of a summary okay? And yeah, I know in the English version of Dream Drop Distance they're called Meow Wow's but I prefer Wonder Nyan so...yeah.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sora, Neku S. - Complete
Neku's Wonderful Hair reviews
Neku's always been anti-social. He doesn't trust people. Why is that anyway? Well here's an idea, an idea fitted for a crack-fic.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Neku S. - Complete
Of Drawings and Citrus Throwing reviews
Because sometimes people want to think Namine draws things...yaoi fangirl things... So Sora, for some reason, came to pay her a strange visit.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Naminé, Sora - Complete
The World Ends With You, Ponies reviews
Follow Neku in his parody-like adventure in a Shibuya you have never witnessed before! Behold as this antisocial pony makes friends with other ponies! And stuff like that! ...Yeah I really don't know...CRACK-SERIES! WOO-HOO!
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Neku S.
The Odd Night Before Christmas
In which Kiriha Aonuma is put up to babysitting Selim Bradely on Christmas Eve. And then an awkward Santa Claus shows up and asks for...cookies? Xerxes Break is Santa! Might add another chapter but will label as complete anyway, 'kay? Okay!
Cross Over/クロスオーバー - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Come Around the Campfire and Listen This Story
Van Hoenheim sits in the woods with his two children Ed and Ada. As they enjoy tasty signature campfire treats the kids beg for a story. So Hoenheim tells a tale of an idol of another world; Lady Gaga? Um, yeah crack...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Kid and the Symmetrical Kishin reviews
Death the Kid discovers a kishin living in Death City, he wonders about the kishin, he knows he has to destroy the kishin but...HE'S JUST TOO SYMMETRICAL! What's a Death God to do? Oh, and the symmetrical kishin writes fanfiction? WHAT? A collaboration with Sincerely The Sign Painter.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Death The Kid - Complete
Repliku's Father reviews
Riku Replica, or Repliku as he can be known as experiences a slight Star Wars moment, I guess you could say. So who is Repliku's father? This is a crack-fic of few words.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Riku Replica - Complete
Fire in The Colonel's Class
When Maka, Black*Star and Soul are late for English class and then somehow start a fire, their teacher, Roy Mustang, isn't too happy. He teams up with Stein to teach them a lesson. Sorta-crack-ish
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
The Nobody DayCare reviews
The Organization of XIII are toddlers enjoying a little arts and crafts. While everyone else is partaking in simple activities Xemnas works on something more important.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Xemnas - Complete
Live Action MMD reviews
A story in which Joshua experiments in boredom. Just what is his experiment? And who are his guinea pigs? To find that out you must read. Kinda crack-ish, and MMD stands for Miku Miku Dance if you did not know. Do I have your interests now?
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Captain Cheshire Hook reviews
While cruising in their gummi ship our heroes notice something strange. When they go to investigate it, they are shocked by what they see. This is intended to be crack, and Cheshire is from Pandora Hearts, I thought I'd say that to avoid confusion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sora - Complete
The Story Behind Bob Evans reviews
During the story line of both the anime and manga so far of Soul Eater, Soul's family is scarcely mentioned, perhaps it's because he doesn't like them that much but maybe it's because his brother has a secret. Yes, this humorous story is about Wes Evans.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
The Corridor Problem reviews
We all know that cars break down, but I bet you didn't know corridors of darkness could have issues like that as well. But how can you fix a corridor when you didn't even know they could have issues? Read and find out. Crack-like...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Cloud Goes to the Doctor reviews
Cloud goes to the doctor after constant nagging from his friends. He has been depressed and tired so perhaps this highly recommended doctor can figure out the issue. Crack...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Vanitas's Life Under the Sea reviews
Vanitas visits Atlantica while high. MAJORLY OOC and crack, as will the other parts well chapters will be as well.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Vanitas - Complete
CAT in the Hat reviews
It was a wet, cold rainy day, it was too wet to play. CAT in the Hat comes over while Beat and Rhyme's mother is out. And Sho does not like it, not one little bit. A parody of Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - D. Biito/Beat, Sanae H. - Complete
The Three Theories: Sho Minamimoto reviews
A crack-fic containing three theories on how Sho may respond if someone were to ask him to do their math homework...that's pretty much it. Kinda OOC but it's a crack-fic so that is sometimes implied.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sho M. - Complete
Why the Organization Doesn't Use Duct Tape reviews
Organization XIII never uses duct tape. Wanna know why? Simple. Xemnas banned it because of a incident that was ultimately caused by Demyx and Axel when Saix made the bad decision to eat lunch with them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
The Reese's Incident reviews
Death the Kid tries to consume Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, but is having some issues. That's pretty much it and I got this idea from some conversation with a friend during school.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
The Sky!
Something strange has happened to the sky and Roxas is the first to notice! What is causing this strange phenomenon! And why is it taking these people so long to notice it! Two chapters, different endings! I really need to stop writing so much crack...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 301 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How To Kill a Moth reviews
Just a normal day at The Castle That Never Was, but then a moth shows up. How will the Nobodies deal with it? Let's just say crack ensues in my mind, 'kay?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
The Hug of Death reviews
Sora battles Sephiroth in a very strange way. Basically a crack-fic created by the weird mind of me and my friend. Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sora, Sephiroth - Complete
Hell Is Inside My Head reviews
In the point of view of Crona as a little kid. It just popped in my head so I wrote it down, kinda short but sad. Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Crona - Complete
Do You Like Waffles? reviews
When trapped in a small white room with only a white table and waffle iron a Galactic Grunt sings of waffles. Then Kid, Soul and Kiriha appear. And there is only one thing the Grunt wants to know: Do you like waffles? summary and title redone.crack
Crossover - Digimon & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kiriha A., Soul Eater - Complete