Author has written 11 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Name: (...just kidding)
Birthday: January 9th
Favourite TV shows: Blackadder, Sherlock
Favourite video games: Tomb Raider, Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Favourite books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter series
If you guys want to see some of my attempts at art, look no further: http://illeiaevalion.deviantart.com
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this onto your profile (BOLD the ones that are you.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that"
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (egotistical, much?)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (What is up with the bad teeth joke??)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOUR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes, the love of my life
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Unfortunately
3) How many houses have you lived in? 2
4) Favourite candy bar? Galaxy
5) Favourite shoes? My high healed, high length boots
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Probably
7) Least favourite school subject? I'm not at school anymore but when I was there it was definitely maths
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? One that I think I inherited from my older sister
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My boyfriend
12) Favorite genre of music? Rock
13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn
14) What time were you born? 10:00 am I think
15) Do you like beer? No, definitely no, smells like rat p*ss
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nope, I'm a good girl...
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Erm... S Club 7. I loved them as a kid :D
18) Are you sarcastic? Maaybe
19) What are your favorite colors? Pink (que the eyerollomgyou'resuchaprep!!!1!)
20) How many watches do you own? None
21) Summer or winter? Summer!!
23) Favorite color to wear? Red
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi
25) What color is your cell phone? White
26) Where is your second home? My boyfriend's home; my safe haven
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah, and I slap pretty hard apparently
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? A fiberoptic lamp
30) How many video games do you own? Erm...over 30? Cba to count
31) What was your first pet? My first personal pet was a rabbit with the most orginal, creative name ever: Flopsy. Did I say earlier I was sarcastic?
32) Ever had braces? No
33) Do looks matter? Not in general no, but I personally care about my appearance
34) Do you use chapstick? Lipstick, not chapstick
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. That's rather personal...and random
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither
37) Are you too forgiving? I'd say so
38) How many children do you want? 2, at least one girl and one boy
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Don't think we have those in the UK...
40) Favourite breakfast meal? Cream Danish... oh the calories!
41) Do you own a gun? No!
42) Ever thought you were in love? I am in love
43) When was the last time you cried? Um...yesterday maybe?
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Went to my drama group
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Not really familiar with either of these
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? "Mum", thankfully I don't think anyone heard
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes, they're magnificent! I'd love to live in one
48) Nicknames? None...which now I think about it is surprising
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No
50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope, never been to the US
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Again, never heard of it
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No, doing this quiz :P
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Probably a pet at some point
55) Do you own a diamond ring? No, unfortunately
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Relevantly
57) Do you dye your hair? Have done before
58) Does anyone like you? ...I assume so. What a weird question
59) What year were you born? 1995
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds, but only because I haven't heard of Wendy's
63) Do you like yourself? Ish
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? ...neither?
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Only after watching a horror movie
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No
68) Do you own a webcam? Laptop's tend to come with them
69) Have you ever stripped? Erm, moving on!
70) Ever broke a bone? No, actually
72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope
73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? A couple of people I think :(
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!!
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Don't watch either one
77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Didn't have one
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Only as an ironic joke
79) Do you have a birth mark? Nope
80) Do you own a car? I wish
81) Can you cook? Nein
82) 3 things that annoy you: People who boast/show off, people who claim that their opinion is right, and early mornings (one of these is not like the other...)
83) Do you text message often? Who doesn't?
84) Money or love? Love!
85) Do you have any scars? Little ones
86) What do you want more than anything right now? To go back to sleep
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No, but my curiosity tends to get the better of me
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Not a single one
92) Do you own a box of crayons? No
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My boyfriend
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Random person in the street :P
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Me probably
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My boyfriend
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Same again
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? And again
100) Who was the last person that called you? And again!
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