Illeia Evalion
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Joined 02-13-11, id: 2748212, Profile Updated: 01-19-15
Author has written 11 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: (...just kidding)

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Birthday: January 9th

Country: England

Favourite TV shows: Blackadder, Sherlock

Favourite video games: Tomb Raider, Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Favourite books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter series

If you guys want to see some of my attempts at art, look no further:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this onto your profile (BOLD the ones that are you.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.


I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.


I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that"

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (egotistical, much?)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (What is up with the bad teeth joke??)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.


I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes, the love of my life

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Unfortunately

3) How many houses have you lived in? 2

4) Favourite candy bar? Galaxy

5) Favourite shoes? My high healed, high length boots

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Probably

7) Least favourite school subject? I'm not at school anymore but when I was there it was definitely maths

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? One that I think I inherited from my older sister

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My boyfriend

12) Favorite genre of music? Rock

13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn

14) What time were you born? 10:00 am I think

15) Do you like beer? No, definitely no, smells like rat p*ss

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nope, I'm a good girl...

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Erm... S Club 7. I loved them as a kid :D

18) Are you sarcastic? Maaybe

19) What are your favorite colors? Pink (que the eyerollomgyou'resuchaprep!!!1!)

20) How many watches do you own? None

21) Summer or winter? Summer!!

23) Favorite color to wear? Red

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? White

26) Where is your second home? My boyfriend's home; my safe haven

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah, and I slap pretty hard apparently

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? A fiberoptic lamp

30) How many video games do you own? Erm...over 30? Cba to count

31) What was your first pet? My first personal pet was a rabbit with the most orginal, creative name ever: Flopsy. Did I say earlier I was sarcastic?

32) Ever had braces? No

33) Do looks matter? Not in general no, but I personally care about my appearance

34) Do you use chapstick? Lipstick, not chapstick

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. That's rather personal...and random

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither

37) Are you too forgiving? I'd say so

38) How many children do you want? 2, at least one girl and one boy

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Don't think we have those in the UK...

40) Favourite breakfast meal? Cream Danish... oh the calories!

41) Do you own a gun? No!

42) Ever thought you were in love? I am in love

43) When was the last time you cried? Um...yesterday maybe?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Went to my drama group

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Not really familiar with either of these

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? "Mum", thankfully I don't think anyone heard

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes, they're magnificent! I'd love to live in one

48) Nicknames? None...which now I think about it is surprising

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope, never been to the US

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Again, never heard of it

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No, doing this quiz :P

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Probably a pet at some point

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No, unfortunately

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Relevantly

57) Do you dye your hair? Have done before

58) Does anyone like you? ...I assume so. What a weird question

59) What year were you born? 1995

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds, but only because I haven't heard of Wendy's

63) Do you like yourself? Ish

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? ...neither?

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Only after watching a horror movie

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No

68) Do you own a webcam? Laptop's tend to come with them

69) Have you ever stripped? Erm, moving on!

70) Ever broke a bone? No, actually

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? A couple of people I think :(

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Don't watch either one

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? Didn't have one

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Only as an ironic joke

79) Do you have a birth mark? Nope

80) Do you own a car? I wish

81) Can you cook? Nein

82) 3 things that annoy you: People who boast/show off, people who claim that their opinion is right, and early mornings (one of these is not like the other...)

83) Do you text message often? Who doesn't?

84) Money or love? Love!

85) Do you have any scars? Little ones

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To go back to sleep

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No, but my curiosity tends to get the better of me

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Not a single one

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My boyfriend

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Random person in the street :P

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Me probably

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My boyfriend

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Same again

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? And again

100) Who was the last person that called you? And again!

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Beautiful Experiment by Johnclaw Dragonhelm reviews
After Operation:Javier, Leon was hospitalized for a short time and Manuela was taken into custody of the United States. From there, she becomes more to him than just a civillian... This story will be an alternate history of Leon's life, with Manuela taking a much bigger role.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Leon S. K., Manuela H. - Complete
Secret Mission: Summer Vacation by nekochii-emi reviews
Sequel to Secret Mission: High School. The Organization are back! here to spend summer vacation at Destiny islands but they still have to keep their identy secret from the world. No moogles were harmed in the making of this
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,973 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
The Conference Musical by Threnna reviews
One conference, one week, seven days, several songs and a bunch of country personifications. More than anything, it resembles a field trip filled with seventh graders. Mainly USUK, sort of FrUk, DenNor, FraNada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Back Table by L.Hawk reviews
High School AU featuring The Bad Touch Trio, along with England, Canada, Germany and the Italies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
As Ours Fell Before the Scissors of the Witch by RobinRocks reviews
"That is what some of the others said," America replied, rolling over away from England. "Right before I had them hanged." Based on Otoshigo's comic 'The Lost Colony' on the USUK community. Two-shot. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Second Chance by Riku Uzumaki reviews
What if a small bit of Xion managed to survive after her fateful battle with Roxas? Watch as Kingdom Hearts itself gives Xion a second chance at life, and this time, she has a heart! Majority of story takes place in an altered KHII.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,344 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Xion
Guns with a Candy Bar by Mooncatcher reviews
Mafia AU. Denmark, England and Prussia set out on a mission. Fail ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: My Will by Doctor Pharma reviews
I wondered what would have happend if Roxas had died instead of Xion, what would happen to her? This is what I think could happen... UP FOR ADOPTION!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Axel, Xion
House of Memories by Time Phoenix reviews
After a meeting with the G8 on Midsummers day, England is worried some unwanted ghosts will come back to haunt him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Of Family, Friends and Football by julien-schu reviews
In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Prussia - Complete
King Arthur and the Knights of the United Nations by openedlocket reviews
England tells the nations of the legend of King Arthur when England's fairy friends suddenly transport them to Camelot. Now everyone has become part of the legend and it's up to England to get them back to the present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
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Perfidious Albion reviews
"I've brought you war, and have seen you at your worst. You could say, I know you better than you know yourself." Throughout history, England has been known by the nations to be untrustworthy, but is that strictly true?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Germany, England/Britain, France - Complete
Like Caged Animals reviews
"They themselves might be for show, but their shackles aren't." Imagine a world where the personifications of nations had no say in politics. They live under their masters rule, hidden from the world, only put on for show. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Germany, America
Fight for our Thrones reviews
They wanted their positions back that were stolen from them. Everyone has forgotten who they are and the nations are forced to hide behind the false identities of ordinary humans to escape the clutches of a shady Organisation. Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - America, England/Britain
Wherever You Will Go reviews
It's been five years since Xion parted from Sora. Now on the run from the newly enforced law, she must hurry to find her "missing connection" before she disappears for good.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Xion
Tales from the Book reviews
Wishing-Fire's Storybook challenge. Your classic childhood stories but this time the Kingdom Hearts characters are retelling them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011
For Them reviews
A poem about Axel, Roxas and Xion. Enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Xion, Roxas - Complete
Uncovering the Fallen reviews
It's time for Sora to return to his past so he can finally set it free.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sora - Complete
Deep Connection reviews
Under the glorious sunset, Xion thought it was just going to be another evening with her two best friends. She was soon to realise how wrong she was.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Xion - Complete
Found reviews
Xion has run away from the Organization, but a deep sensation of exhaustion and uselessness has caught up with her. As she sits in her own dispair she waits for that familiar face to bring her back again. This time it's slightly different.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Axel, Xion - Complete
Dreams reviews
Kairi deeply misses Sora during his absence, but soon discovers a place where she be with him again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Falling reviews
The worlds may have been saved and the heroes may have been reunited, but there's not much to celebrate when you're nothing but a forgotten memory lost inside a teenage boy's body. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Xion - Complete