Author has written 8 stories for My Little Pony, X-overs, Half-Life, Fallout, Warcraft, Resistance: Fall of Man, and Portal.
Hello citizens of the Southern Empire. Your Imperator, me, demands you to pay attention, lest I sic my Hydra on you.
I am currently renovating my palace in the imperial capital of Coltstantinople. It must look it's best for when the fair northern Princess Celestia marries me and comes to live here in the Southern deserts.
If this is a member of the Metalsmith family, don't stay here
Hayschtings leave too
But if you're an Arcamide, the entire family of Pegasus (and the unicorn Vampyre) are welcome to stay in the city
There's my forums, a X-over and a Doctor Who
That one is one I have nominal control of. It was given to me and I let a parliament run everything. It's My Little Pony
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.)
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-O (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-O through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when you're crazy.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it ethically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through.
Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.
Crazy is when you mix five boxful of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side-walk,and say it's "alien bloooood".
Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.
Crazy is when your laughing so hard that you inhale a whole packet of fun dip (ohhhhhhh how much it burns)
Crazy is when you want to wear fake furry ears and a tail to Corneria just to see how everyone reacts
Crazy is when you feel like TPing YOUR room.
Crazy is when you make a plane out of Legos and throw it out the window expecting it to fly
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list
Let it be known that on this day, Serenity Arcamide looked into the Untempered Schism and was inspired to explore the universe
Odd? Odd is a Time Lord flying without a TARDIS. Odd is a big toed tadpole living on the dawn of a Time long past. Odd is a forty year old senior officer who cries himself to sleep every night dreaming of traveling as a naked controtionist, never returning home, never stopping or breaking his stride... Unless he saw a T.G.I. Fridays. He *ing loves that place
This isn't odd reader. This is a Time Lord
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
Paste that on your profile if you can read it!
A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask someone else"
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"
Forgive your enemies, is messes with their heads.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Smile. It scares people.
What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.
Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.
I don't need your attitude, I have my own.
You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.
I know who I am... your approval is not needed.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!
When your cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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