Imperator Augustus
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Joined 02-13-11, id: 2748378, Profile Updated: 06-09-14
Author has written 8 stories for My Little Pony, X-overs, Half-Life, Fallout, Warcraft, Resistance: Fall of Man, and Portal.

Hello citizens of the Southern Empire. Your Imperator, me, demands you to pay attention, lest I sic my Hydra on you.

I am currently renovating my palace in the imperial capital of Coltstantinople. It must look it's best for when the fair northern Princess Celestia marries me and comes to live here in the Southern deserts.

If this is a member of the Metalsmith family, don't stay here

Hayschtings leave too

But if you're an Arcamide, the entire family of Pegasus (and the unicorn Vampyre) are welcome to stay in the city

http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Imperator-Augustus/2748378/

There's my forums, a X-over and a Doctor Who

https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/My-Little-Pony-RP/112243/

That one is one I have nominal control of. It was given to me and I let a parliament run everything. It's My Little Pony

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.)

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-O (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-O through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it ethically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.

Crazy is when you mix five boxful of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side-walk,and say it's "alien bloooood".

Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.

Crazy is when your laughing so hard that you inhale a whole packet of fun dip (ohhhhhhh how much it burns)

Crazy is when you want to wear fake furry ears and a tail to Corneria just to see how everyone reacts

Crazy is when you feel like TPing YOUR room.

Crazy is when you make a plane out of Legos and throw it out the window expecting it to fly

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

Let it be known that on this day, Serenity Arcamide looked into the Untempered Schism and was inspired to explore the universe

Odd? Odd is a Time Lord flying without a TARDIS. Odd is a big toed tadpole living on the dawn of a Time long past. Odd is a forty year old senior officer who cries himself to sleep every night dreaming of traveling as a naked controtionist, never returning home, never stopping or breaking his stride... Unless he saw a T.G.I. Fridays. He *ing loves that place

This isn't odd reader. This is a Time Lord

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huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Ha!

Paste that on your profile if you can read it!

A wise man once said: "I don't know, go ask someone else"

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet touch the floor when you get out of bed in the morning the Devil thinks: "Oh, crud! She's up!"

Forgive your enemies, is messes with their heads.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

I know who I am... your approval is not needed.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random!

When your cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

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From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 922,627 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/17/2012
Code of the Living Dead by dying english reviews
The survivors of Kadic Academy have mobilized and are fleeing the dangers of the city for the safety of Herbs uncles home in the country. While fighting for their lives Ulrich learns something horrible about their enemies and decides to leave the group in search of answers. FINALLY! NEW CHAPTER! OH MY GOD! Rated M for blood, gore, zombies and bad stuff. Don't forget to review!
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,627 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Odd D., Ulrich S., Yumi I., OC
Code: Split by Aelita Stones1 reviews
Xana Splits Aelita's Good and Evil half and they turn Lyoko, The Internet, and Xana's Replica into a War-Ground (dropped)
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aelita S. - Complete
XANA! by AwesomeFanFictionAuthor reviews
Jeremie's paranoidiness is fun and I was very bored. If you want to add on just put it in a review.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,792 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Jeremie B., Xana
Friends of a Solar Empire by Bioweapon 155 reviews
A thousand years of peace and prosperity can make you soft. But now Equestria is no stranger to the struggles of its fellows in the Trade Order as they fight for their home. Times of war are upon us.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Sins of a Solar Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
World War P by MantisToboggan reviews
An Oral History of the Equestrian Zombie War, as told by those who lived through it, if only just barely.
Crossover - My Little Pony & World War Z - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
No Mercy by Warsagonax reviews
The survivors have trekked through an apartment, a subway, and a sewer, but will they live long enough to achieve salvation in a broken world? Featuring No Mercy's The Hospital and Rooftop Finale on my take on the campaign.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Bill, Zoey - Complete
Code Kadic by SuperJustAWriter reviews
Sam, William, Sissi and Aelita battle against a different evil, with help from a new virtual comrade. Along the way, their team will grow, but so will their enemies. Rated T for swearing. Review on your thoughts.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Xana, Aelita S.
One Last Stand by hhhmmm reviews
Xana has won, Jeremy is dead and Yumi and Ulrich are trapped in the digital void. 5 years later the country is a living hell and it's up to Aelita and Odd to stop XANA from achieving total world domination. I'm done...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Odd D., Aelita S. - Complete
CL OC Interragation by AwesomeFanFictionAuthor reviews
Hey you, yeah you, starring at the computer screen, if you want to ask my OCs questions and give them dares read this story and then review it. Inspired by ShampooGirlRoks's story. Enjoy!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,920 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010
Aelita Owner's Guide and Maintainence Manual by Warsagonax reviews
Everything you need to know about maintaining your AELITA unit after initial purchase. Please note that your unit will respond in a similar fashion to the WILLIAM CLONE unit.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Aelita S. - Complete
Fragments by Cybra reviews
With an upgrade of the tower scan, Jeremy can now live on Earth with his human friends as they search for an antivirus, but flashbacks from nowhere haunt the AI as XANA tries to steal his memories. Set in the Switch universe.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Jeremie B.
Odd of the Dead by Captain Fun reviews
XANA’s latest scheme involves flooding all of Central Europe with flesh-eating zombies who kill the majority of the boarding school’s student body and faculty. Wackiness ensues. (Rated R for Language and Violence) Don't forget to leave a review.
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,963 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 7/31/2004
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The Young Traveler
The story of a young girl who is held in as high a standing as the Vault Dweller in the hearts of the Midwest Wasteland, the Flatlands. It's Fallout, so it says T, but there will be swearing and violence, but nothing past that
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Published: 4/14/2015
The World After
GLaDOS realizes that maybe she can't just delete feeling from herself, that she needs that mute lunatic in her artificial life Yeah, it's not actually a crossover, Portal and Half Life are in the same Universe
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2015
Resistance: Fall of Pony reviews
The Chimera virus emerged in the northlands of Boletaria Resistance/MLP Crossover in the My Little Pony RP Forum world of Gaia
Crossover - My Little Pony & Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014
Crash Course Pony Forum Canon reviews
A parody of Crash Course World History based on the forum canon for the My Little Pony RP Forum
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014
MLP Containment Foundation reviews
Documents describing the SCPs that could pose a threat to the stability of the world as a whole-Augustus. MLP parody of the SCP Foundation
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013
Pony-like Races
Short stories about my OC species
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013
Memories of the Eternal Night reviews
The year is 100 trillion. Stardancer has been left alone, left with only her huge amounts of memory. Read as she recalls her long, long life
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013
World of Ponycraft Boss Fights reviews
On the My Little Pony RP Forum, we have a crossover RP called World of Ponycraft, these are the bosses we have fought The credit goes to me, Green Ring, and the Nurgling
Crossover - My Little Pony & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013
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