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Author has written 27 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kingdom Hearts, Sherlock, Merlin, Kingsman: The Secret Service, Batman, Avengers, Captain America, and Superman.

Hello! Welcome to my account!

Used to go by fivemeterhockeystick

I love writing very much, but as most people tend to do, my ideas come and go. I do my best to update chapter fics but really try to do more one shots so you can enjoy the whole story.

I have been writing fanfics since 2003/4? I go through fandoms like teen goes through clothes. You will always notice when a new fandom catches my fancy.

I have another account on here and made this one cause I forgot the login info for it and so it might confuse a bit why I have some of those stories on mine and that one. But I am Breakingmynonexisitingheart and ask not to bring to my attention that they are stealing my stories or vice versa, its all good guys.


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Faked it to Make it reviews
Jason was torn from lying to Bruce and keeping one of the few things that didn't demand from him. Though, truthfully, it was Jason himself that was always making up the demands. But when he was with Stray, that voice kept quiet and he could get some damn peace. Batman was gonna find out eventually. Squeal to Fake it to Make it. Catlad!TimXRobin!Jason
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 5/9/2016 - [Timothy D./Red Robin, Jason T./Red Hood] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
School's Out reviews
Jason Todd hated to break bad news to parents, mainly cause he just hated to deal with parents who thought any problem was his fault. . He was a teacher, he seriously did not get paid enough for that. But he called in Damian's father cause he knew it was the only way to get through to the kid.He was expecting Dick Grayson to be the same but he was not expecting him to be so pretty.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing] Damian W./Robin - Complete
Officer Gorgeous reviews
Jason had a tight time window right now, he had a horrible human being to wipe out of existence, he had it all planned out, but his timing was all wrong and now he had even more limited time to get to where he was going. But today seemed out to get him, being pulled over for speeding? Of all the crimes he was about to commit? At least the Officer was pretty. JayDick
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing] - Complete
We Ended Up Here reviews
Dick Grayson's life used to be so normal, now he was dating the infamous Red Hood, started crime fighting and now it seemed he was getting mixed up with the Bat Team. He really did have a more normal life once, despite growing up in the circus.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing] - Complete
Meeting You reviews
Eggsy had done this a thousand times, ran out of the house with his baby sister, jumping on a bus and riding it all night long, till she feel asleep, on good nights that was his only goal, on bad nights it wasn't until things cooled down was it actual safe to go home. Tonight was a bad night, a real bad night and his little flower would just not stop crying. Till HE smiled at her.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2016 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, G. Unwin/Eggsy] - Complete
I Admire the Way You're a Disaster reviews
James Buchanan Barnes has been in this damn war for too many months and when the states sent a care package featuring a man in a spangly uniform, he hardly thought meeting that man would be this exciting. He was probably losing his mind over here, but if the man with a flag shield wanted to lead the charge, he'd follow right after him. Alternate Meeting AU STUCKY...ish
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2016 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
Fake it to Make it reviews
Jason was just trying to keep to his mission, case out this warehouse near the docks, see if anything was going on there to confirm the whispers, but no, stupid Stray just had to crash his patrol and make a huge mess of things. He didn't sign up for his, he was Robin Boy Wonder, not cat boy's little helper. Catlad AU Stray!TimXRobin!Jason Fake Relationship. AU Series
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Ending Up Here reviews
Jason was messed up, leaving his blood all over town, limping down the back alleys and wiping blood out of his masking, cursing the whole way. He lost his com, got his ass handed to him and Roy just HAD to move safe houses AGAIN. Paranoid punk, he need to be patched up and now, were his ribs broken? Who knows, this jerk better open his door. That doesn't really sound like Roy..damn
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing] - Complete
Play Pretend reviews
It was all Bucky's idea, Steve just went along with it against his better judgement, maybe then Bucky will finally get to see Steve wasn't the only one coming up with dumb plans. Besides, it could be fun to mess with the team and everyone just a little, it was kind of like old times in a weird way. AU Series STUCKY Pretending to hate each other prompt
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Blissful Babble reviews
Tim getting hurt was the worst thing Jason ever dealt with, but Tim getting high on pain killers was also the best thing he ever dealt with, while he'd rather Tim keep his ass safe and off the meds, this was just something he'd enjoy because he had no other choice at this point. JayTim, High!Tim babbling about how hot Jason was and how he'd love to be his boyfriend. Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin] - Complete
Lost Boy reviews
Bruce knew Jason hated charity galas, but this one turned out to be the best one Bruce had ever attended when the woman running the event talked little Jason into giving a preformance to help raise donations. Pre Red Hood stuff. Jason!Robin Fluff that will make you cry. Set a while after Bruce took in Jason.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Downward Dog is For Cats reviews
Catlad/Stray!Tim was just trying to get in a session of yoga, ignoring the overly cheerful girl on the tape leading him through the poses when Red Hood just decides to pop in right while he's in the ironic pose of downward dog, Jason might be enjoying the view too much. Catlad/Stray AU
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin] - Complete
Dark Alleys Talk reviews
This was just a simple job, in, out, done. Not something any of the cape crusaders should care about. Should have mentioned it was in the Red Hood's territory. At least Red Robin showed up, maybe they won't die! Wait...what are they doing? Are they FLIRTING? Based on the thugs POV
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2016 - [Timothy D./Red Robin, Jason T./Red Hood] [Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman] - Complete
I Love You, Whoops reviews
AU Series Eggsy, completely knackered after a mission on his way home and finishing a call with Harry "You've done well, Galahad. I'll see you at headquarters." Eggsy just mumbles, "Thanks, love you." And Harry just responds, not even missing a beat, "Love you too Eggsy." The call ends and Harry just sits there and realizes that he really does. AU series, prompt, Hartwin, Fluff
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad] - Complete
What Happens at the Graveyard reviews
AU series "Sometimes I steal flowers from your garden on my way to the cemetery, but today you've caught me and have demanded to come with me to make sure the "girl is pretty enough to warrant flower theft" and I'm trying to figure out how to break it to you that we're on our way to a graveyard" Hartwin Fluff and emotions, Alternate meeting
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, G. Unwin/Eggsy] - Complete
They Say it's Destiny reviews
AU Series Arthur Pendragon was a man of routine, he had a pattern he would follow everyday. There were just things that he simply did every single day that it would make him itch if he missed them. And then is favorite barsita hands him a coffee with a name that clearly had to be a joke. Methur Coffee Shop AU
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Arthur, Merlin] Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Nice Bum reviews
AU Series "I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting." AU Merlin/Arthur. Another AU installment
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2015 - [Arthur, Merlin] Lancelot - Complete
Please Don't Sue Me reviews
AU Series "I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker." AU Arthur/Merlin Stalker!Edwin. Part of an on going unrelated AU one shots prompted from tumblr
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
The Switch reviews
Hell, that's what this week was going to be. Damn his brother, damn this bet, but most of all, damn that stupid wine sucking bastard. This was going to be torture, why did he have to get dragged into this? It was Feli's bet and how did Francis even get that black mail on the older Italian? Just hell, Lovino just knew it. /AU Highschool, Spamano with lots of side pairings/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Just Business reviews
This is just business, his father told him, being married off to another man, an annoying American, that was just business! Arthur didn't understand how he could just been given off so easily. He had the summer till the wedding, how he dreaded this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 2/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
I've Got Nothing reviews
Post TRF Pre TEH. John trying to cope with the loss of his best friend, the most human human being he has ever meet, with one drink too many he finds that coping might be impossible. How could such a man like Sherlock Holmes be gone? Impossible. He shouts his name all over town but all he got was nothing. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Tell Me Your Secrets reviews
One school assignment during self esteem month to let out your secrets but not really share them. One little paper set off a mountain of trouble. Especially when those secrets get out. /Highschool AU multi-pairing. PruCan USxteacher!UK Spamono Sufin SeaLat Rochu, ect./
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Secret Meetings reviews
Alfred ran in panic down hallway after hallway, late for yet another meeting and a certain Englishman threatened the worst if it happened again! What room number what it again, he couldn't remember but figured he'd know it when he saw it. He peeked inside a room, oh what was that sound? Was someone making out in there? Hehehe. /PruCan with side USUK, Human names /
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
Everyone knows about how opposites attract and like repel. It's simple physics, how magnets and electron and proton worked. I wanted my opposite, who could I find like that? / AkuRoku AU Highschool /
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Axel, Roxas] - Complete
Those Three Words reviews
It shouldn't be that hard to say, he was far to awesome to be nervous about something like this! Just telling his Mattie he..l-Lov...ya know, and stuff...this was harder than he thought it would be. Not like he ever said them to anyone before! PruCan Fluf
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Notice ME! reviews
Matthew was at another meeting, being ignored AGAIN! No one noticed anything he said! No matter what it was! "I could do anything right now and get off scott free, right?" Once again ingored. "I could wank off and no one would care!" /PruCan smut Rated M/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Can't Handle me reviews
Gilbert takes Matthew to his favorite club in hopes of showing his new friend a damn good time with music, great beer and chicks! / Rate M for smut, pole dancing, AU/ PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
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