Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Coraline, Maximum Ride, Lord of the Flies, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Planet 51.
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Favorite Book Series:
The Hunger Games
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Attack on Titan
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.
If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. All the time... all the time... sighs dramatically
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can and probably will kick the crap out of any boy you know copy and paste this onto your profile to warn them
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE PEOPLE SPELL YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU LIVE FOR FANFICTION AND CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT IT PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.
I'm smiling... that alone should scare you.
Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!
If you have ever attempted to shadow travel like Nico in the Percy Jackson series, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ow my head hurts...
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...
One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!
COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN
PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN
DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP
NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.
7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN
NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN
WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!
"Do as Italy...Make Pasta, Not War"
"Do as America...Make movies, not drama"
"Do as England...Burn your food, not everybody else's wishes"
"Do as Spain...Raise children, not enemies"
"Do as Germany...Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them"
"Do as Austria...Play music, even if you don't have a rhythm"
"Do as Japan...Grow, not get stuck in your past"
"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"
"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"
"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"
"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"
"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral, even if the world's braking apart"
"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"
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