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Joined 09-30-02, id: 274934, Profile Updated: 04-15-10
Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Higurashi/Umineko series, Silent Hill, Sailor Moon, Disgaea, Warhammer, and Metal Gear.

Unless otherwise mentioned, all my work is dedicated to the most important person in my life, the one figure whose name shall ring throughout the ages as someone worthy of admiration and respect: me.

You know what would be awesome? To own a hearse. Just think how cool that would be! I tell you, you own a hearse, you're gonna find you don't get into accidents a lot. People are always gonna see you and say "Oh, snap, there's a corpse in there. I better be careful around this guy or the family's gonna put a curse on me" and then slow down and let you by when ordinarily you'd be waiting ten minutes to make that left turn.

Those who posit the evidence of the supernatural have the burden of proof upon them. And since their arguments are unconvincing and based solely on circumstantial evidence at best, I don't believe in gods. And no, I don't find the idea of an omniscient sky-wizard comforting, and fail to see how anyone can.

In the Works

Ave Maria - Probably abandoned at this point. I've kind of lost my flair for Kingdom Hearts since the second game came out.

The Other - My most recent story. Also my first story told from first-person perspective, with a bit of stream of consciousness-style thrown in. It's fun, but vaguely disquieting, especially because my narrator winds up thinking like I do, even though he speaks a bit more colloquially. It is altogether possible that this story will be the second story I've written which contains necrophilia (the first being Ave Maria). That's two more instances of necrophilia than most people will ever write about. I feel accomplished.

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni: Seijaku - This is not the craziest crossover I've heard of, but it's the craziest I've come up with. Higurashi and Silent Hill. There's actually a story there. I was replaying the first game one night, and got to where Lisa was talking about that (unresolved) subplot about town administrators dying and thought "Wait, a blonde nurse is telling a guy about a string of murders in a small town that started when people tried to further the development of the town, endangering the power base of a mysterious cult? Why does that sound- oh."

It may be necessary to remind the audience that the views and opinions expressed in stories are not necessarily expressed nor endorsed by the creator.

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Sailor Nothing- It's like if Alan Moore were put in charge of Sailor Moon...a hideously depressing deconstruction of mahou shoujo. What can I say? It's like having your childhood (assuming you watched Sailor Moon as a kid, like I did) dipped in blood and eaten in front of you while the Joker shows you a Powerpoint presentation of everything you've ever loved being destroyed. It's that good.

Important Notice

I am accepting beta reading requests now, so if you have something you want reviewed by me, just drop me a PM and I'll probably take you up on it.

Also. Johnny Spaceboots? I am coming for you.

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Seta Souji, the Infamous Bastard by Rago Dragovian reviews
What would have happened if the Protagonist had the same personality as Adachi?
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,451 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Yukiko A. - Complete
Kokorogoroshi hen by Yuuaku Hikari reviews
Do not cry because you miss 'her', that 'her' that no longer exists. Do not cry because you love 'her', that 'her' that no longer exists. Do not cry, because 'she' did not want you to cry. Rated M for future material.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,903 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rena R., Keiichi M. - Complete
Persona 4: Simulacrum by zephyran reviews
It has been six years since the fog was lifted from the town of Inaba, but a new fog clouds the minds of its residents. As Souji Seta returns from his long absence, he must find a way to free them or else lose the bonds of friendship forever.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,138 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Rise K. - Complete
Who's Been Stealing Office Supplies? by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
INCLUDES: Hapless!Ed, 1337!Al, Manchild!Mustang, Enabler!Hughes, Suppressed-Rage!Hawkeye, Colossal-Jerk!Fuhrer, Slut!Trisha, Traumatized!Elicia, Kleptomaniac!Scar, Redshirt!Soldiers, Whore!Lust, Detective!Envy and So-Obese-He-Cannot-Move!Gluttony
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riza H., Edward E.
AI: Alternate Incarceration by FFYP-det-Yagami reviews
Misa gets some handcuffs. Light is unhappy about the situation at large. AU - contains ridiculous revenge, awkward situations, swearing, vague nudity, a love test, L in a suit, Misa, and the dreaded Ame-chan. You have been warned... //Bonus chapters//
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 77,869 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni SAI by TaiyakinoNaku reviews
It's 2007 and Hinamizawa has been remade, and along with it comes the Endless June. Can fate be broken? And why recreate Hinamizawa? Lots of plot twists to keep you on your toes! Trying to make this as original as possible! OC Story With some Canons!
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Head Over Heels by Hedgehogmadhatter reviews
AU, Kagura works in a book store and falls, literally, over the man of her dreams. But he’s jerk so who wants him? Certainly not her, right? SESSHOUMARU & KAGURA. Miroku & Sango, later Inu & Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,563 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Kagura, Sesshomaru
Relapse by Fledgling reviews
[Oneshot. Light, Misa.] Prompt: a husband mourns the death of the wife he didn't love
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Camp Umbrella by Wesker Chick reviews
It's BACK! Bigger! Longer! In Story Format! Join varous RE characters as they enter a world far more frightening than anything they have yet encountered...Summer Camp! [Final Chapter is up!]
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,253 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by flashdance reviews
[Complete][Yura] He added, You know, for a ninja, you are pretty darn oblivious to everything.”
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,306 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Yuffie K., Sora - Complete
Sonic Hill 2: DX by Sonic19902 reviews
Miles Prower receives a letter from his boyfriend, Sonic, telling him to come to the mysterious town of Sonic Hill. But Sonic’s been dead for three years. Miles goes to the town to find the truth, unknowing of the madness that awaits him. (COMPLETE)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,983 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Save Point: Hell Is Repetition by Patrick Phelan reviews
Like somebody's groping through my mind... (Silent Hill 2)
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2004
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Adell of House Vanter reviews
A nobleman finds his love and light one day, but in the grim darkness of the far future, can anything so pure last? Particularly when the Red Redemption gets involved... Rating may go up due to violence later on.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011
Tears of a Steel Moon
Solid Snake and the Scouts team up to stop Beryliquidocelot! This is a joke. Please. Please understand that this is a joke, and is meant to be a dose of bizarre humor. If you take this seriously, stop. For the sake of all our sanity. Please just stop.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Otacon/Hal E.
Good Enough reviews
Humorous romantic one-shots! Who ever said all can I do is grimdark? The first two are Laharl/Flonne, but the most recent is Mao/Beryl.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Laharl, Flonne
The Suicide Squad reviews
The most dangerous group of acolytes in the heretics and themselves! Follow our fearless heroes as they traipse across the galaxy and take no prisoners even when expressly told to do so!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
For I Am Tuxedo Mask reviews
An alternate take on how Tuxedo Mask got started. Why alternate? Because I haven't seen or read Sailor Moon in almost a decade, and wasn't up to date even then. Rating may change due to minor violence and language later on.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Seijaku reviews
Years after the Hinamizawa Incident, an unstable young woman takes a journey as a dangerous method of treatment. Her hometown in quarantine, she travels to a similar place in America. A former resort town in New England said to be Hell on Earth...
Crossover - Silent Hill & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Rena R.
The Other reviews
How far are you willing to go for the love of your life? What if you're sure they're insane? What exactly does that make you? Shion/Keichi/Mion, some Keichi/Takano and Keichi/Rena
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Keiichi M.
Ave Maria reviews
Reputable assassin Sora Hikari has never thought his prey beautiful before, but now that's it happened, there's no going back. With the help of his partners Cloud, Yuffie, and Larxene, can he retain his freedom, reputation, and maybe even win his love? S
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Ave Maria: A Short Look Back reviews
Exceedingly brief look at a night before Sora and Cloud met Yuffie and Larxene. Rated for some adult themes, I guess. DOES NOT fit in with the storyline of Ave Maria.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
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