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Joined 09-30-02, id: 275053, Profile Updated: 12-11-11
Author has written 41 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Matrix, StarTrek: Enterprise, Due South, Supernatural, Transformers/Beast Wars, Justice League, and Young Justice.

The reason behind the name: I was musing over what to pick and someone said I was a lunatic. My response was 'yeah but I care' so there we are!
Online Names: The Lunatic Who Cares, Lyta EarthStar, Codename Eternity - Can be found on DeviantArt under this
Age: 25
Favourite Books/Authors: Bared Coil by J.V. Jones, The Lord Of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Restoree by Anne McCaffery, Freedom's Landing by Anne McCaffery, Laurell K. Hamilton, Garth Nix, Douglas Adams, Cliff McNish, Chris Wooding, Sara Douglass, Kelley Armstrong, Jim Butcher and everything by Paul Stewart and Chris Riddell.
Favourite TV Shows: Angel, Babylon 5, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Codename: Eternity, Crusade, Due South, Farscape, Firefly, Justice League, Oz, Stargate: SG-1, Star Trek: Voyager, Deep Space Nine, Enterprise, Supernatural, Tiger & Bunny, Transformers, Young Justice!
Favourite Movies: Transformers 1+2, Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, Titan A.E., Pride And Prejudice, Mulan, Flatworld, Serenity, The Punisher, Equilibrium.
Favourite Music: Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi, James Marsters, The Beautiful South, Train, Beverley Craven, Utada Hikaru, Mike + The Mechanics, Shania Twain, Queen, Whitney Houston, Staind, David Gray, Annie Lennox, Robert Palmer, Meat Loaf, Nickelback etc etc.
Favourite pairings: Prowl/Jazz, Ratchet/Twins, Mirage/Cliffjumper, Blaster/Perceptor, Hound/Thundercracker, Spike/Xander, Ray V/Ben, Tim/Kon, Bruce/Wally, J'onn/Kyle, Barnaby/Kotetsu, Billy/Teddy, Eames/Arthur, Skywarp/Reflector, First Aid/Swoop.

Order of finishing-
Cruise Control - I will try and finish this next, even if it kills me. I can't make any promises with all these bunnies around the place.
Untitled Transformers AU - This runs alongside Rae's New Recruit story
Hermeneutics
Behind Closed Doors - This will get updated randomly when the music muse kicks in.
Prowl's Contraband List - This will get updated randomly when the inspiration hits long enough to build up a chapter.

In the works (Damn plot bunnies):
Justice League - Bat In The... mini one-shot series
Justice League - When's Your Birthday?
Justice League - J'onn POV BatFlash
Justice League - J'onn/Kyle long fic...
Justice League - Body swap fic
Justice League - Undercover work
Due South - Based on an episode that needs some 'thoughts' added to it.
Transformers - Mastering The Art Of Tactics - Main characters: Sludge, Swoop, Prowl, First Aid (because Sludge doesn't get enough love)
Transformers - Brothers In Arms - Main characters: Mirage, Cliffjumper
Transformers - Penguins of Peril - crack!fic from TF Bunny Farm. Main characters: The whole Decepticon army
Transformers - Bring Me To Life - Perceptor's music drabble gained a life and bunny of it's own. Main characters: Perceptor, Blaster
Transformers - Stingray - a requested fic about a friends OC
Transformers - My Friend Sixshot - oneshot about Sixshot and Daniel from Headmasters
Transformers - Transformers/Discworld X-Over to be written with Loten, fic idea from TF Bunny Farm.
Transformers/TMNT X-Over - I read one... it sparked mayhem in my bunny farm...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Collection of drabbles - this needs a title, anyone got any ideas? I wanted it sorta cross between 'baby's first album' and whatever the collective term is for a bunch of short stories.
TMNT - The Goodbye Most Needed - 07 Movie Verse, before Leo goes on his training expedition
TMNT - Working Title - Looking For Clues - I'm using Don as an experiment in the nature versus nuture debate... in a really odd way.
Buffy X-Over (but I ain't telling what with). Working title - Hunters
Babylon 5 X-Over (but again not telling what with). Working title - Twisted Views
Merlin
The Sentinel
NCIS:LA

My Original fiction now numbers 4, but only 2 are up on my homepage due the fact that a) they are in bits and b) the website is getting an overhaul but you can still read them. I like reviews for them too... please?

ST: Enterprise - Pretend. This currently having a major overhaul, which is why Chapter 3 never made it up.
Buffy - Once More, With Feeling set. This will be done one day, but this will probably when I can sit down with a friend to help me out.
Buffy - Life, Liberty, Love. This will get a major overhaul but this will turn it into a huge fic so big scary job!
Stargate SG:1 - What Was Once. This will get a major overhaul, but its much further down the list.
Stargate SG:1 - A Matter Of Time. Major overhaul for this too.

Look! Inomurio wrote Principle of Explosion after I drew her this! Yay! I inspired story! :D

Earth, Wind and Fire - My wonderful beta Rae drew my a picture for my birthday, using a scene out of this fic! Total love!

CHALLENGE
For those of you that enjoyed A Problem, I wish to do another chapter or two to come after it, as suggested by Glittersong, but I don't know which words to use. Any ideas, send me a message. Remember just one word to be used per chapter, but I can expand on the word - e.g. problem -- problematic... etc, etc.
And I have a taker! Maraluch has given me a word to use, so now I have to wait for the silly muse to kick in...

For All My Transformers Fic Readers
For some time I have been meaning to type up my Cybertronian definitions for you, since I don't at the top of each chapter. My lazy ass bad.

Nano-second/astrosecond - .498 seconds
Nano-klik
- 1 second
Klik
- 1.2 minutes
Breem
- 8.3 minutes
Cycle
- 1 hour and 15 minutes
Joor
- 6.5 hours
Mega-cycle
- 1 day
Orn
- 13 days
Deca-cycle
- 3 weeks
Meta-cycle
- 13 months
Vorn
- 83 years

Mechanometer - 1 meter
Hic
- 1 kilometer

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Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky, Barricade, Ratchet - Complete
New Recruit by xRae Asakurax reviews
G1 AU, Slash. The last thing Adam "Prowl" McCallen wanted was a new partner, but he very quickly found there was far more to the Detroit police recruit Jasper Miles than at first was apparent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,166 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
If Sadness Is a Colour by Jazyrha reviews
"I'm sorry," Bruce says, and he means it more than anything.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a rather belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Set after the CGI movie. Meant for mature readers only please, due to the adult topics discussed. Author does not take responsibility for brain breakage.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,825 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello
Point Proven by Jazyrha reviews
Wally has a point to prove. /Bruce/Wally/
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
Blood Is Thicker Than Water by xRae Asakurax reviews
Sometimes it takes a lot more than words to make someone see their value. One turtle finds he isn't a blood brother to his related siblings. Character death, split one-shot. Non-t'cest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Donatello - Complete
In Desperation and Desire by xRae Asakurax reviews
The missing scene from between chapters 4 and 5 of New Recruit. Oneshot, lemon, slash. AU JazzxProwl, can be read as a stand-alone but makes more sense reading NR.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Somewhere over the rainbow by Optimus Bob reviews
Crack fic: The fun and mischief that can be had when rainbow sprinkles are involved! Complete silliness with a hint of smut ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Word of Mouth by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz discovers an old article about a mech who can only ever overload when a certain word has been said during interfacing. He sets out to find this elusive mech and to see if it's true. CRACK Fic, characters maybe OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rules of the Ark by Kirii reviews
Prowl has decided it is high-time for a few rules around the Ark. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Prowl
Mary, Quite Contrary by MariaShadow reviews
G1. Proof that it is possible for a normal female high school student to come into contact with the Transformers and not fall in love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009
Desire: A Reason To Breathe by Aozoran reviews
Eighth In The 'Desire' Series: An mission gone wrong, forces Prowl and Jazz to confront the feelings that exist between them. With interesting results...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Manpower by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime's sparkmate; Elita One; is tired of him devoting all of his time to the humans. She needs love too, and the devious femme sets out to force his attention onto herself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Twisting Dance by Kakawot reviews
'07 Keller never thought he'd see those together, let alone dancing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Love is Black and White by Fayola reviews
As my world revolves around Jazz and Prowl, this is dedicated solely to them. Its my little nesting place for all those tidbits that don't want to grow up and become real stories. Range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Encounter by Nightwind reviews
In the middle of a battle, Thundercracker makes a realization: There's one Autobot he can't kill. Despite my usual proclivities, this is not slash. I promise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Thundercracker, Swoop - Complete
Principle of Explosion by Inomuiro reviews
TFA:post Five Servos of Doom. They finally realized what they meant to each other, right before parting again, but a sudden twist of fate, and a ghost from the past, may put everything in danger. Jazz/Prowl, other pairings, will include Mirage and Hound
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
As Proof of Holy Writ by rainlightautumn reviews
Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by cmdrtekk reviews
WW G1 Mix: A glimpse at Prowl’s history as a sparkling, why he has such a sophisticated battle computer & processor & how he came to be raised by Jazz, Mirage & the mechs of the Autobot Special Operations Division. Includes scenes from his entire life als
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Prowl - Complete
500 Miles by vericus reviews
slash - He'd been prepared to do whatever it took to get his attention...then he found out he'd been beaten to the punch.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Waste Land by rainlightautumn reviews
No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness. Eventual ProwlxJazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Clean by dancinglemur reviews
WALL-E Crossover. It was inevitable, in an odd sort of way: someone who loved to clean anything and everything, and the vainest mech alive. MO/Sunstreaker CRACK.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Stepford Porsche by vericus reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Nothing and Everything by iiskaa reviews
Hound first meets Thundercracker early in the war, in a run-down bar in Neutral territory. G1, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Love in Small Steps by mmouse15 reviews
A series of events in the life and relationship between Jazz and Prowl. Story is rated for later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Optics Welded Shut by Reality Obscured reviews
An expansion of the 7th part of my "UN" series... Through the bonding of their Sparks, Prowl found out secrets about Jazz's past he'd rather have not known...but he doesn't realize it's the key to unlocking his own.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Rising by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Crash and Burn by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Desire in Triplicate by Kd Zeal reviews
Skywarp is showing an unusual amount of interest in Reflector, leaving the gestalt unsure what to make of it. Chapter Six, culmination and resolution...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Skywarp, Reflector - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Quirky Quota by jaxink reviews
G1: Prowl's pesky glitch tells him every mech is sparked with certain quotas. One morning, Prowl wakes up and realizes he has exhausted a quota of his own.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Movie Star by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE POST 2007 MOVIE Optimus Prime made a special movie a very long time ago, and he wishes the universe would forget about it. Chapter 13 It's DONE! It's up! Holoform Optimus Prime tries out his talents on Maggie. Naughty bits enclosed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007
A Treatise on the Properties of Ninja Wood by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Growing Pains and Orange Bitters by Serendipity1 reviews
Michelangelo experiences some new feelings towards his brother, and they're not exactly welcome. But the further you suppress something, the more it takes out of you, and it's only a matter of time before you just let it out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,167 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a list of all the common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. *Revised December 2012*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Conflict of Interests by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello longs to return to the happy days of overwork and the complete lack of annoying helper robots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Beware the Fangirls by Kenya Starflight reviews
A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Evergreen by ProcurerFaith reviews
Leo goes to Donatello's grave to honour him a year after his passing. While he is there, he thinks of Don's life, his death, and everything in between.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Jewels of the Sea by Kayla B reviews
X'an meets a skittish S'ke and befriends him. Events ensue wherein things happen. AU - X'an & S'ke slash
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,979 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Tooth by Tori Angeli reviews
Someone's tooth is pulled. While the lair is out of anesthetics. Otherwise, a normal afternoon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Splinter - Complete
Unlikely Partners by Stormy1x2 reviews
[xover with Transformers] After the Decepticons trash a downtown NYC building, the Autobots are sent to help the humans, only to find a surprise in a hidden subbasement. Sideswipe may have met his match.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Eaten The Dictionary? by Angel Leviathan reviews
This is a most pointless argument...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2004
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Cruise Control reviews
After Wally catches Batman stealing Bruce Wayne's DNA sample from his forensics lab he is detemined to work out why, not knowing that they are one and the same man. Bruce knows who Wally is but isn't willing to reveal his own idenity. BatFlash eventually
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,521 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman
Blurring The Lines reviews
G1/07Movie cross, set pre war in a very AU world. The cost of fighting for the freedom of all is slavery and Hound finds himself alone, bought by a Lord Seeker to serve in his household. Expecting the worse, Hound discovers not all Masters are that bad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,280 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Overwhelming Mentality reviews
Slash. J'onn/Kyle. PWP with a difference. J'onn ruins humans for Kyle. Forever.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Orion, John S./Green Lantern
For You reviews
BatFlash slash. It was like dissociative identity. Two separate personalities, two separate people, but the same at the core. This Batman could have been him and he could still end up like this. The world was folding in on itself...
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
ET reviews
Slash. Crack. Pole-dancing. Kyle wished his art paid for everything in his life, but until it did, he had to earn a little extra...
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - John S./Green Lantern, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete
Deskwork reviews
One-shot written for xRae Asakurax New Recruit AU TF fic. Jazz/Prowl PWP slash. Jazz is behind on his paperwork, but Prowl knows how to motivate his partner and a little payback never hurt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Redefinition reviews
Two drabbles where Dick Grayson finds out his best friend, Wally West, aka The Flash, is dating Bruce Wayne, aka The Batman, aka his adoptive father. Mature content in second drabble. BatFlash Slash.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
One Change To Last A Lifetime reviews
Bruce watched Wally grow from Kid Flash to The Flash but never thought his feelings towards the teenager would change so much. Warnings: Slash no underage stuff
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
All The Difference In One Word reviews
OneShot V. mild slash. Bruce did everything in steps, thinking only of what came next, blocking out everything else, because he knew his grief would consume him if he let it. Everyone died in his world and Bruce had learnt long ago how to bury the pain.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Saturday Again reviews
Very angsty one shot POV. Most storylines concerning Wally West/The Flash have him dying young, heroically, the first of the Founding Members, but what if he doesn't?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Si Vis Amari, Ama reviews
Slash. BatFlash one-shot written for a contest. Batman confesses his feelings for Flash in an unusual way.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Work Or Pleasure reviews
AU, Bat/Flash - Wally is a hooker. Bruce is his new client. No strings attached, strictly business, but then things don't go according to plan... Based on a picture from DeviantArt.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Is He Naked? reviews
Batman's expression had gradually turned from blank to vaguely disturbed. "More importantly, why are you coming to me with this ... topic?" He was desperately trying not think of the words 'ass', 'naked' and 'J'onn' in the same sentence.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Hunt Is On reviews
BatFlash, slash, established relationship, one-shot. Wally West can't celebrate easter as he'd like, but Bruce has a sneaky plan to change all that.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Threats And Bribery reviews
G1. Slash. Smut. A birthday one-shot. Wheeljack makes something go Ka-Boom, Ratchet makes some threats until Jack proves that bribery is a much better alternative.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Prowl's Contraband List reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
Earth, Wind and Fire reviews
Ever had a bad day and found yourself talking to the one mech you'd never imagined you'd confide in? Thundercracker discovers that not all Autobots would shoot him on sight. Crack. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Aliens Made Me Do It reviews
The last thing Flash wanted was to be stuck in here, with Batman, covered in wet spandex. BatxFlash picture inspired PWP
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Ordinary reviews
And when I come to the rescue I get nothing but left behind. Everybody seems to be getting what they need where's mine? ‘Cause your what I need so very but I'm anything but ordinary. One sided BatFlash Chapter 2 The Other Side!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
What you hear from behind closed doors should remain behind closed doors, however loud it is. Shame Prowl doesn't know that. G1. Crack. Madness. Drunk Mechs and everything that entails. Chapter 2 - Aftermath for Prowl and Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Prowl, Perceptor - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ain't That A Kick In The Head reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Problem reviews
G1 Verse. Somebot has a problem and has to talk it out. Implied Slash. Utter madness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Silent Running reviews
G1 Verse. Music inspired drabble. Running from the war, trying to keep younglings safe, what do you say to those you leave behind?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Dreams And Shadows Play reviews
Post 07 MovieVerse. Optimus' message has made contact and 'bots are on their way but who will arrive and what chaos will it cause? Ch. 2 Argalis finds out where she stands
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
G1 Transformers Music Drabbles reviews
Put your entire music collection on shuffle, hit play, and write. Write for as long as each song plays and move on to a different writing when the song switches. First attempt at this sort of thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
If You Go Down To The Woods Today
The brothers investigate the disappearance of campers in Oasis, only to find themselves stepping into someone else's territory and on his toes. Character story from previous Fantasy story.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Dean W., Sam W.
Changes Of Choices reviews
Xander has a secret and it's making people worry. Spike gets paid to 'spy' on him but as it turns out Xander isn't as crazy as people think. Set after the end of Buffy and Angel. Chapter 6: Someone else is after the new Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Spike, Xander H.
Hermeneutics reviews
A police officer puts others first. That's what they've always said, always lived by, but when a serial killer begins to play his game with Ben and Ray, will they continue to? Who comes first now?
Due South - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007
Raven's Knot reviews
If he wasn’t smart enough to figure the signal out then he didn’t get to come in and it was his loss. She really hoped he was smart enough.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Spike
Pretend reviews
There is a war and Archer gets involved, but Reed ends up on the front line
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,594 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - M. Reed
Insanity Rumblings reviews
Twixt Season 5 and Season 6 when Spike tries to deal with his loss.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Spike - Complete
Fantasy reviews
What would Spike do if he was offered someone else's love before he told Buffy he loved her? [FINSHED] Spinoff in Supernatural fic If You Go Down To The Woods Today.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Spike - Complete
It Just Won't Quit
Spike comes to a conclusion over his Buffy dream. Set season 5. Excuse my randomness again.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Spike - Complete
Rest In Peace Thoughts reviews
Just randomness. Spike and Buffy's thoughts when he was singing Rest In Peace.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Spike, Buffy S.
What Was Once, Can It Be Again?
SG1 discover that just because someone fights on their side doesn't mean that their views are the same.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Complete
There's More Than Love In The Air reviews
The title says it all really. An SG team bring something back through the gate with them and it gets personal. [FINISHED]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Teal'c - Complete
Bars and Showers
Load of nonsense. Spike finds a new bar, a new customer and a new shower.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Spike - Complete
Fifth Gear reviews
A 'spot the innuendo' fic. Cowritten with Angel Leviathan
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
Life, Liberty, Love reviews
There are some new girls in Sunnydale, Spike gets involved in a rescue and the damsel in distress proves to be anything but.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Spike - Complete
A Matter of Time reviews
SG1 go to a new planet, Teal'c finds a young women and they take her back to Earth. Teal'c begins to feel deeply for her...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Teal'c - Complete