Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, House of Night, and Greek Mythology.
My name is Ashley, and how old I am is none of your concern.
I'm a fan of many things, reallly I am. I can find something and start to like it, like a new TV show or book and become totally obsessed with it. I mean like read or watch it, read the fanfics, look up pics on deviantart... the whole nine yards. Some of the stuff I've been obsessed with is Danny Phantom,(Last one)Greek mythology, X-men, Vampire diaries, House of Night, Fairy Tail... and a whole lot others. :) My brothers are worried right now, that I'm going to become obsessed with DC. Hehehehe you never know with me. So who knows?!
I live in Germany(Parents. Ya got to love 'em) but I am american and plan on moving back when I can.
Current Obsession: DC, Batman mostly
1. I have blue eyes.
2.I dyed my hair red smiply to annoy my dad. (It didn't work.)
3.I have over 60 books in my room, and still ask my mom for more.
3.I love cats.
4.Acrroding to my mom I love depressing music.
5.I'm going to write the world's next bestseller. It'll be even better than Twilight!(Well I hope it'll be a real book one day. I'd die of shock if it ever became a bestseller.)
Top 10 reasons your a cancer
10:Love to stay at home.(True.)
9:Your motto: Moody blues.(I take offense to that!)
8:Love good food.(Who doesn't?)
7:Can't hide what your thinking.(My brothers say that's kinda true.)
6:Get your feelings hurt easily.(Meh...Okay it's true)
5:Act like the "Mother hen."(Yeah that is true too, I often take care of and kind of baby my little brother.)
4:Think you are always having fun.(I don't really get where anyone would get that idea from.)
3:Love to feed people.(Maybe, I don't really pay attention to whether or not I like to feed people.)
2:Let me cry on your shoulder.(yeah)
1:And the #1 reason you are a cancer is... You were born under the sign of the CRAB! (Obviously)
Yeah I found that on google images if you wan to find your's just put in the search bar: top ten reasons your a...what ever your sign is :)
Godric Griffindor/Helga Hufflepuff
House of Night
Greek Mythology/Percy Jackson
Full Metal Alchemist
Danny/Sam (Danny Phantom)
Lucy/Loke (Fairy Tail)
Green Arrow/Black Canary (DC Universe)
Skulker/Ember (Danny Phantom)
Damian Wayne/Stephanie Brown (DC Universe)
Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon (DC Universe)
Bart Allen/Jaime Reyes (DC Universe)
Bunnymund/Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)
umm...LOGAN IS MINE!!!!AND SO SIRIUS!!!
I'm in Sirius denial, He did not. He did not die. He did not die T_T
Also Bill from Left 4 Dead I refuse to belive he died. I refuse.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I hate labels and sterotypes, don't you?
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (I found this on facebook, if this offends anyone for some reason I'm sorry but they are kind of funny so... If anyone wants me to take this down just email me and I'll take it down right away.)
Must read out loud
1.That's not right...Sum Ting Wong
2.Are you harbouring a fugitive...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3.See me ASAP...Kum Hia
4.Stupid man...Dum Fuk
5.Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni
6.Did you go to the beach...Wai Yu So Tan
7.I bumped the coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8.I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9.It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10.I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Kum Ching(I really don't get this one, if anyone does please tell me!)
11.This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12.Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13.Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14.He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15.Your body oder is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16.Great...Fa Kin Su Pah
1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
2. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
3. Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door, so some things ARE impossible.
4. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.(I'm the one who smiles.)
5. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
6. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed, so be as inquisitive as you dare.
7. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
8. When in doubt, push random buttons!(No! Don't push random buttons! Push the big, shiny, red button, the red ones are the best!)
9. When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic so just keep quiet about it.
10. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!(Ha!)
11. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train so make sure to run as fast as you can should this happen.
12. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation... and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
13. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...(Points finger at who ever is reading this, BANG!)
14. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
15. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
16. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
17. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.(I've been doing that since I was seven.)
18. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
19. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
20. Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
21. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
22. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? In other words, just keep your mouth shut and say what people want you to say and then you'll be fine.
23. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. I wouldn't recommend this unless you're near insanity.
24. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
25. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. T_T Super powers don't leave me!
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. -nods-
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas!
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with... wait, what does sanity mean? I've never heard of it before.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "
"All the best people are crazy." Alice in Wonderland (I think that's how it goes, not really sure.)
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teens have gotten high. Paste this into your profile if you're part one the 2% who hasn't
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!
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