Hi, I'm Negligible1, you can call me whatever you want though, N, N1 (or the M1 if you want though that's the first motorway in Britain so interesting name) Negligible, even Negligible1 if you want. but I also answer to Poncy Tosser, Sh*t Stain, Useless Worthless Piece of Human Garbage, Twat, Royal Arsehole, basically you can call me whatever you want.

I'm male, I think (let me check... yep, definitely male), a teenager and British, English, one or the other (there are four countries in the UK (the UK being another name for Britain) England is one of them) and that's all you need to know, in fact you don't even need to know that, I'm just putting it up in order to justify some of the words I use (if you're American my spelling of certain words will be wrong, to you) and the content (violence, sex and general pervyness) anyway, if you care enough to read this, thanks, I guess.

My basic feelings about writing are, don't complain. If someone wants to write slash, or lemons or a certain pairing then they're entitled to do just that, if you don't like it read something else and if there isn't enough or isn't any of what you want to read them write some yourself. Note that what I mean by 'don't complain' is not 'don't criticize' if someone's writing is shit then feel free to tell them, but also tell them what they're doing wrong, suggest what they could do to improve, offer advice that sort of thing, but if you don't like slash or a pairing then don't read it, simple as that.

There is something I hate on this site, and it is slash, but its not slash's existence. Its when people stick friendship and genre. Friendship (usually along with romance) on a slash fic. Just no, okay. If I search up two males as the main characters then stick friendship as the genre I expect to find friendship fics, not slash. I can sort of understand if its a friendship that matures into romance but in my opinion you still only need romance. I know not everyone does it but those that I do find really annoy me.

Anyway, most people'll skipped this so those who haven't, 'Hello, what the hell are you doing reading this?' and goodnight folks.

Or rather Toodles.

Also Negligible1 on HPFanfictionArchive.