Adorkable Super Dorks
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Joined 02-15-11, id: 2751495, Profile Updated: 09-11-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

HELLO. WE ARE THE ADORKABLE SUPER DORKS, ABBY AND JESSICA.

Didn't expect full on capslock, did ya? Well, we got you there!

And what's with the bold? That's cos it's cool.

Anywhoozles, Jessica here. I have another account on here (Quicquidlibet) but me and Abby (StarrVenus) wanted to write a fanfic together so we made a shared account. We mainly plan on writing one story about Maximum Ride and how we think it should happen (note, we are in it), but who knows, maybe we'll end up with more stories. Ya never know, do ya? Anyway, here's how it'll probably work: we'll say we'll take turns writing chapters but get confused and end up with 2 of the same chapter, we'll say we'll update quickly but then get grounded from the computer. So yeah. Watch as I end up right. Lol.

Also, our story will have Igby (Iggy and Abby because she's in love with him), Messica (me, Jessica, and a made up character named Matt), Dyline (Dylan and our friend Christine who hasn't heard of Maximum Ride because we felt bad for Dylan), Noel (Angel and our friend Noah 'The Philosopher' as a little kid), Fax (Fang and Max for you hermits out there who don't know what it means. DOWN WITH DAX), and Nazzy (Nudge and Gazzy. Aren't they adorable?).

Abby is in da HOUSE, and writing in italics so people don't get too confused. Here's some things you should know about us:

1. Abby and Jessica both have their own FanFiction accounts AND FictionPress accounts. But Abby hasn't written any stories on it yet.

2. No, we do not do drugs.

3. We get VERY hyper, even without caffeine.

4. I'm pretty sure that all of the stories here will be Maximum Ride based...

5. Abby is in love with Iggy. And I mean in LOVE with him. And Adam Young.

6. We like Relient K and Owl City. But that's really the only music we like mutually...

7. We are both single and NOT ready to mingle.

8. Abby gets bored a lot, and sometimes she's really annoying.

9. Jessica and Abby need a lot of sleep.

10. Jessica contains the power of epicness, which makes all of the people in the world melt in her presence. However, Abby has the power of dorkiness, so she's immune to Jessica's power. They both fight hand in hand to stop all of the crime. Well, when they feel like it...

Ok to be honest, I have nooo idea why I said some of that. But whatevs! Deal with it suckas! *fail*

THE ADORKABLE SUPER DORKS SHALL CONTROL YOU'RE MINDS. YOU WILL LOVE US. WE WILL REIGN SUPREME. WE SHALL RULE THE WO- *coughs* Ack, sorry, got a little carried away there... I didn't mean to lie about the mind-controlling. The rest is true. >:3


True words of... wisdom? Look below:

Sometimes it rains, sometimes it doesn't.

FWT: Free Wings, my Toe.

Where ever you go, there you are.

Smile! It gives you're face something to do!

It's not vacation if you can find your way to Walmart.

Lazyville: it exsts in the minds of the energetic because everyone else is too lazy to imagine it.
"Too much effort."

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Post this on your profile page if you're not embarrased to tell others that you're a Christian

"spaceships are pretty!"
"no they aren't"

sometimes you have to wonder whats wrong with me... do YOU know whats wrong with me????

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me."

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE PIE ...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (LOOK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the crap outa them.
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh at your stupidity
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did
there are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
and 1 is reading this

"I'm not annoying. You're just easily annoyed."

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

people of the world who HATE math UNITE! if you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your math teacher is so boring that you almost fell asleep, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Keeping An Open Mind by StarrVenus reviews
Max and Iggy are twins and just starting high school. When Max meets a mysterious boy named Fang, she decides to be open to marching band. I suck at summaries. Just read it. Rated T cos I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Max, Fang
Second Thoughts by StarrVenus reviews
Max gets captured by the school. Fang comes to save her. Quick oneshot of Fax. Yeah, I suck at summaries.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Over It? by Quicquidlibet reviews
SongFic. Song: Over It by Relient K. She's over it. Right? Fax. Oneshot, possible twoshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The PickUp Line by Quicquidlibet reviews
They both agreed; he had the best pick-up lines. Ever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Iggy
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Sky is Falling reviews
"Er... Hi? Yeah, we didn't mean to copy you guys, but... We have wings too, ya know. It's not that shocking. Really. Don't stare!"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 40,442 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011
Are you SURE this is flammable? reviews
Explosions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fred W., Iggy