Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert) [COMPLETE... FOR NOW]

"Eh! Is this the birdy you were talking about, Tsu-kun?" I paused mid-gulp and looked to the voice, swallowing as I flattened my expression and locked my eyes onto the familiar ball of fluff that was the hair of one Tsunayoshi. "Hello, pretty birdy." The boy waved, and I knew I was in trouble.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

The rules are simple: read the riddle, and then guess the character.

A Dreaming of Sunshine fan-ficlet; so if you haven't read Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine series, this will just go right over your head. How exactly did Shikako Nara arrive in the Naruto Verse to be Team 7's third member? Was she really just an accident, too unimportant to have noticed slipping through the cogs of cosmic reckoning? Or was there actually a purpose to it all?

One winter evening, a man walks home with a surprise for his wife. I do not own ATLA,

Lin isn't cut out for motherhood, but that doesn't mean she's heartless...it just means that the task of looking after a little earthbending boy is going to be challenging...

Andrew had thought he was doing an okay job at being a single father; but he failed anyway.

You know how there's certain rules that the general public can't do? Well they're kind of specific at times...Based off of 150 Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts. Complete

The two were idiots and they were supposed to be easy targets. Luffy & Zoro & Nami friendship,

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Scenes from 'Naruto: Road to Ninja' in which I believed could have been in more depth and given more insight. Spoilers for 'Naruto: Road to Ninja'. Family! Minato/Kushina/Naruto

Or, how the first Order of the Phoenix crumbled. /human beings are a lot like stars./

Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.

There was a ghost in the cupboard. The ghost wasn't scary. The ghost said that it's name was Harry, Harry James Potter. Olivia had stared for a while. Then she had yelled for her Dad. AU What if the Dursley's went too far? What if Harry never grew up?

The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.

Because we are Konoha. Just Konoha. Come and get us.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.