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Joined 02-16-11, id: 2752638, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 12 stories for Hawaii Five-O.

Hi! It feels like this last year has gone by amazingly quickly. I’ve been busy at work, started volunteering on the side, and taken an important step towards my dream of moving back to Hawaii. All of that has kind of eaten up my writing and reading time, but I’ve tried to sneak a bit in here and there, and hope to be resuming more regular updates!

Me and Five-O

Although I used to live in Honolulu, I only discovered Hawaii Five-O a couple of years ago when our local station started showing the original series late at night, probably as a reaction to the making of the reboot. I don’t know why I never tried watching it before—I guess for some reason I thought I wouldn’t like it. (I recently discovered that I had made a similar mistake with Spam musubi. Yum!) Now I have fallen in love, and am sad about all the wasted years.

To make up for lost time, I started writing Five-O fanfic. Although I’ve read fan fiction for many years and in a variety of fandoms, I never really felt compelled to write any before I started in on “The Telephone Rang”.

As I’ve said here before, I trust the readers to look at stories and reviews and decide for themselves what to think. In keeping with that, everyone is free to review me. I won’t block anyone, and I allow anonymous reviews. (I reserve the right to delete anonymous reviews with nothing sensible to say, and also to post the names of anyone blocking me from reviewing them.)

I write both humor and slightly more serious things, such as my ongoing slash romance series “The Telephone Rang.” I generally write in a slash universe, although this is basically invisible in some of my humor stories.

Changes at and where you can find all my works uncut

Earlier this year took action to remove, among other things, works that they felt were too adult to fit under an “M” rating. They have not really clarified where the dividing line is, but as they removed Part 2 of “The Telephone Rang”, apparently it’s on the wrong side of my sex scenes. I hate abridging, but I also don’t want to violate anyone’s ToS. So, after some thought, I’ve decided to compromise—I’ll leave my works posted here and cut the sex scenes with a message making it clear that I’ve done so.

Because I feel these scenes are an integral part of the series, I would like to recommend that anyone interested in reading it go to my profile (LadyOscar) on the Archive of Our Own where “The Telephone Rang” will always exist uncut (along with some other works even less suitable for You don’t need an Archive account to read or leave feedback, but if you’d like one and I’d recognize your name, let me know!

Here are some direct links:

Part 1 – The Second Confession

Part 2 – It Takes More Than One

Part 3 – Shame and Memories

Part 4 – Three Perfectly Awful Days in Honolulu

The Hawaii Five-O Slashfic Community

It’s annoyed me since I joined this site that there’s no built-in way to label a story as slash or M/M. This is inconvenient both for people who are looking for these stories, and for those who wish to avoid them.

So, I created the Hawaii Five-O Slashfic Community to gather classic Five-O slash stories, and was extremely happy that Senzarit, whose slash universe I deeply love, agreed to become staff. We’ve been very gratified by the response to the community so far, and we’d like to welcome the new slash readers to the classic Five-O section! (Note that while allows stories to be added to a Community without an author’s permission, I think that’s a bit weird, so works will be included in this Community only if their authors wish them to be. If you’ve posted a Classic Five-O slash work and you’d like to have it added, just drop me or Senzarit a PM!)

As always, my heartfelt thanks to everyone who reads my stories here. I generally write for my own amusement, but I post for you, and I greatly appreciate your feedback via review, PM, or email ( You can find all of my actual works on the Archive of Our Own and a complete set plus some random bits and pieces on my home page at, or at the Never Pau story archive (


Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of me. I am in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. Please, O Corporate Overlords, do not squash me like the insignificant bug that I am.

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The Horror of the Night by ubicaritas reviews
A late-night encounter leaves Danny thoroughly rattled. A prequel of sorts for 'The Dead of the Night'.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Danny W. - Complete
In The Dark Corners by ubicaritas reviews
For most people, the darkness of Hawaii is gentle and harmless. For members of Five-O, not so much, as they toil in places of menace and shadow and underhanded dealings...
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Danny W. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by Book 'em Again reviews
Steve, Danny, Chin, and Kono were the best detective unit that Hawaii had ever seen. But when outside forces cause them to be divided each must find the strength to persevere or lose everything that they ever stood for.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,070 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Steve M., Danny W., Chin Ho K., Kono K. - Complete
The Statue of Limitations by ubicaritas reviews
A day off at the beach has unexpected consequences for Danny, leading the other members of Five-O to go to unusual lengths to put his mind at ease...
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Danny W., Kono K. - Complete
The Key to Murder by honu59 reviews
Danny goes undercover to investigate the death of a graduate student.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,770 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Danny W. - Complete
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Steve and the Unicorn reviews
When Steve and Danny learn a crucial fact about a string of murders in Hawaii, they must try to solve the case before there are more victims. At the same time, after having certain secrets revealed to each other, they must confront the consequences to their personal and professional relationship. A world with unicorns can be a complicated place! Slash, and AU.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Steve M., Danny W.]
Didn't We Meet at a Hijacking? reviews
When a wedding in an art museum reunites Five-O with friends old and new, what could possibly go wrong? Set in the (slash) storyline of "The Telephone Rang," shortly after "Three Perfectly Awful Days in Honolulu".
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Steve M., Danny W.] OC - Complete
Waiting at Sunset reviews
Some things are worth waiting for.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Steve M., Danny W.]
The Telephone Rang Part 2, It Takes More Than One reviews
Steve has to come to terms with how important Danny has become to him, and Danny has to come to terms with the fact that Steve makes a terrible patient. Slash based on the episode "A Bullet for McGarrett". Reposted.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Steve M., Danny W.] - Complete
The Underwear Affair:How the Leopard Got His Spots reviews
When Danny is kidnapped, will his brief message allow Steve to reach him in time? And, if it does, will they live to regret it anyway? The partners must face the unintended consequences of a very private gift. Set in the slash universe of TTR.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Danny W., Steve M.] - Complete
Small Protector reviews
A Five-O detective is saved by an unlikely ally. A little something for Halloween...
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [Steve M., Danny W.] - Complete
Cultural Emergency reviews
Kono's good deed leads to a startling discovery for the head of Five-O. Pure fluff.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Steve M., Danny W.] Chin Ho K., Kono K. - Complete
A Trip to the Zoo reviews
Danny talks Steve into accompanying him to the zoo to visit a friend. A writers' challenge response.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - [Steve M., Danny W.]
Chin's Responsibilities reviews
Chin Ho contemplates his place in the Five-O family as he worries about Danny. A writers' group challenge response.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Chin Ho K., Doc Bergman
Barking Up the Wrong Tree reviews
A tabloid editor and his photographer fail to see the forest for the trees. A response to a challenge to write a story about a picture of Steve, Ben, Chin, and Danny walking together seen through an aperture with cross-hairs.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011
Can't I Be on Top? reviews
Steve and Danny argue about positions. Response to a writers' group challenge to write a slash scene.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Danny W., Steve M.]
He'll Never Notice reviews
Danny borrows Steve's office without permission for a good cause. A challenge response.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
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