Author has written 30 stories for Legend of Zelda, Flash, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
NOTICE: I HAVE TAKEN DOWN MY HETALIA STORIES. I'm very sorry, but I'm just not into the fandom anymore, and looking back I'm kind of disgusted with how bad my writing is on my older work. I might rewrite them, I might not. We shall see.
Hey there! Don't mind me, just passing through and enjoying the sights!
These are the things I'm in to:
Legend of Zelda:
Note: My Optimus Prime/Smokescreen stories are a series in this order:
House Arrest Isn't So Bad
Rain Before Rainbows
To Dance a Tango
First Time for Everything
Between Two Hard Places
Invasion of Memory
Can't You See? (takes place during ch 1 of Disillusionment)
Close to the Edge
The Importance of Locks
Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real American's always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsesed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull (or visa versa) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a book worm, repost this
If you have learned pieces of random languages from reading so much/listen to music and can hold a full conversation about random stuff because of it, copy and paste this on your profile.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( how would you even do that?!).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (no duh idiots)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (It already happened dumbass)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Nooo it's cold!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (ouch!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts. I don't want to change that one!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another place to use it? Space maybe?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What?!)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Nope I want berries in my nuts!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (smacks forehead)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.
You tell stories in your head, as if you're writing it down.
When someone asks you something about a book or its characters, you go off on a half-hour tangent about a plot-bunny that came into your head about said character/book.
You already know who your first book is going to be dedicated to.
When someone asks you what you want to be when you get older, there's no hesitation when you automatically reply "A novelist."
You get sidetracked easily, and often break off mid-conversation to talk about something else, but can sit and read/write for hours on end, no matter how much chaos is happening around you.
You don't want kids because they would take away from your reading/writing time.