Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Harry Potter.
A VIDEO FOR MY BESTIE!!!!!!! Me singing (: CHECK IT OUT!!
Luff you, Mori :P
Current Residence: The Earth(Planet)
sizing preference: medium ;)
Interests: Poking dead/not dead things with blunt objects, anime/manga, talking loudly
Favorite movie: Repo; The Genetic Opera
Favorite band or musician: Black Veil Brides or NeverShoutNever... Or BFMV, Alesana... Mercy Mersuedes???
Favorite genre of music: Everything but rap :) I love screamo and msg music
Favorite artist: Walkuski (famous guy)
Favorite poet or writer: Jk rowling
Favorite style of art: Porn ;) no no... er, the animation style of the series 'Pandora Hearts' is my fav probably...
Wallpaper of choice: something weird and colorful
Skin of choice: ...in tact?
Favorite game: WoW (World of Warcraft)
Favorite gaming platform: xboxxxx
Favorite cartoon character: ...Fin
Personal Quote: A stranger is just a friend you haven't made... or a rapist! but take a chance! :D
Tools of the Trade: a name, a face, a pen, and my notebook ;)
Me without you is like:
A pothead who's not high
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal thought that doesn't die
A fat man with no boobs
A hooker with no luck
A hoe that doesn't suck
A slut that doesn't f*ck
A shoe with no laces
A nerd with no braces
A gay guy without style
A shit without a pile
A phone without a dial
A desk without a seat
Socks without feet
A heart missing it's beat
Get a cape.
Wear a cape.
Every time you feel worthless, just remember:
you were once the fastest sperm cell
When meeting my girlfriend's family, I always have to suppress the weirdest thoughts:
Girlfriend's mom: HI! It's so nice to finally meet you!
Me: I have licked your daughter's nipples...
EVERYTHING POOPS O.O
If I had an Australian accent, I would never stop talking~
Dear Mr. Mario, Mr.Monopoly, and Mr. Pringles;
You have EPIC MUSTACHES~ Can I haz ride?
Teacher: YOU HAD ONE ENTIRE WEEK!
My response: Yes, but... I have a life and like 6 other classes~
Isn't it weird how I automatically read the word 'applause' as 'applesauce'?
And the word 'Fundamental' completely changes into 'Fullmetal'... :D
When you're home alone and someone knocks-
2% shout 'who is it'
10% answer the door
88% Stop everything you're doing and stay completely still without making a noise hoping it's not a paedo who'll smash down your door and come raep you~
I really don't care if your son is 3.
I ain't givin' up my swing.
When I say 'ladies first' I'm really saying 'Let me stare at your ass while you walk in front'.
Not reading terms and conditions because YES! YOU'RE A FEARLESS BASTARD!
Dramatically staring out my window, listening to my iPOD, pretending life's an 80's movie...
Kills 99.9% of germs? Yea, cause my entire hand is clean, except for this one little microscopic .1% of germs that's just chillin' on my hand havin' a tea party... right...
Dear Diary (:
Today, I went online. I was looking up myself because srsly, nice, and was just absolutely astounded at how amazingly handsome I look. I swear to God I'm like, the prettiest girl I've ever met. If There were two me's, we'd have amazingly lesbian sex.
So anyway, I came across a blackframe picture of me that said I was gay. Whoa. Whoa. No way. Like... who would say something like that? Sure, I stare at guys sometimes, because it's hard not to...
But since when was it gay for a girl to be into guys?
Whatever, I was like... super confused. Gosh diary, I love how you listen to me. You're like... my best friend! OOOHH! Do you remember when we went to that Miley Cyrus concert together? You bought me a smoothie. Thanks diary.
So, yea, like... today, I went to the mall, and like as usual, I was crouded by girls with their icky vaginas and they all wanted to date me. I was just like 'mmmm whuteva hoe' and continued on because srsly, even if I WAS into girls. I don't want to date 7 year olds.
Gosh! Look at the time diary! It's totes time for my mass apeal and totally fake 'I love you all' to my fans! Maybe i'll get hit with another bottle! Yaaaaayyy! Wow diary, this is gunnuh be awesome! And then laters me and Steven are gunnuh hang Yaaaayyyy Steven!
Justin Bieber (: