Guardian Demon
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Joined 11-28-00, id: 27546
Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Song of the Lioness, Austin Powers, X-Men: The Movie, Robert Asperin, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Discworld.

I am:

female

18

orientationally and religiously unaffiliated

homeschooled

a theatre student

a guitar player and songwriter

living in northern Virginia

from a small planet in the vicinity of Polaris

an admirer and stalker of villains

addicted to hair dye

obsessed with more things than can possibly be healthy

playing host to many, many muses

saner than an emu on acid

I write:

slash

het

humor

romance

angst

random insanity

drabbles

oneshots

chaptered things that never get finished

PPC missions and MSTs that are not hosted here

the Ramblers' Registry novels (one down, Zarquon knows how many to go...)

I read:

almost anything..

..as long as it's well done

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Empress Mage by Stargirl-rebels reviews
What if Orzone had somhow been able to force Daine to stay in Carthak? What if the gods wouldn't let her leave either? And her friends didn't understand she had been kiddnapped and weren't coming to get her? **Story is being completely re-written currentl
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,572 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Tortall
Fragments Of A Diseased Mind by MaleaBotor reviews
Insanity abounds as the Hitchhiker's Guide gang engage in a series of totally random adventures. Will Arthur ever get to have tea again? Will Ford ever make sense? Will Zaphod stop hitting on random girls? Will Trillian actually be mentioned? Find out!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Light in the Tower by Silver Lady7 reviews
Sally never had seen the Pumpkin King. How did he look? Was he as evil as her master said? Then, one day, the Pumpkin King himself knocked on their door... Chapter 5 Up! Hallelujah!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004
Bridget Jones's Tadfield Diary by Igorina reviews
Bridget Jones Good Omens crossover. The world best known selfhelp addict and diarist has been sent to produce a documentary on youth disorder in Lower Tadfield. Will she last the week without falling foul of diabolic machinations?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
The Caffeinated Lifestyle by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Otto and Maladicta. Coffee girl and camera guy. Perfect pairing, I think. A series of seven snapshots of their brief life together.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Commodore Sparrow by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
One minute Jack is fighting a storm on his ship, the next, he's wearing a wig and chatting with the Governor. What happens when a pirate captain finds himself in charge of the Royal Navy ?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
The Guy From Kentucky by Estrella reviews
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky. So said Jack in his beloved song. But have you ever wondered just who this guy is? What did he do to have the Pumpkin King single him out? Well, here's my take on it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Unwelcome visitor by psychochild88 reviews
Kate(J-Sdaughter)is the new pumpkin princess!When she goes on her first spooking solo, she accidentally brings back someone.what if he's a humanthey can't get him back home? will love bloom? or will she just refrain from killing him?UPDATEDchap5!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Jonathan's Numair by Galia reviews
Very straightforward: A JonNumair romance. NOT SUITABLE for members of the Christian Coalition or similar. No, it is not graphic, yes, it is two men together. If this offends you, do not read it. Plain and simple.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 12/28/2002
Allergies by Saraswathi reviews
[Winner of THA 2005] Tobe discovers that his mistress has a peculiar allergy to Sergeant Domitan.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Death's Door by semiramis reviews
What happens when the first female knight of the realm dies and goes to the Realms of the Dead? Read and find out...and, no, it's not as morbid as the title suggests. Much OOC abounds. Really old piece.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
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Beside Herself reviews
When Marhize turns up in the Library after a spell gone horribly right, she's not herself.. literally. Now she must remember what, exactly, it was that she forgot. Meanwhile, Rincewind doesn't realize just how afraid he should be..
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2005
Third Wheel reviews
What was the phrase? It was what you were when you were the extra person. Ottofic, drabble.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2005
The Rule reviews
Ponder and Adrian work out a loophole. Drabble, Slightly Slashy.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2005
Vetinari's Terrier reviews
We're all someone's dog, Angua had said. She named no names, but sometimes she wondered. Drabble, slashy if you tilt your head and squint.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005
Shift reviews
It's appalling, this boat business. I can't tell if the world's shifting about or we are." A RosGuil oneshot- short, sweet, slightly slashy.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Staring reviews
Ford stares at the stars. Arthur stares at Ford. What are they looking for? Set a few days before the first book- and it's slashy, ooh! PG-13 (when in doubt, raise the rating.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
In a Jam reviews
Set just after Trickster's Choice - Aly tries to introduce Nawat to human food. AN, obviously.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
The Writing on the Wall reviews
Oneshot, companion to Unwelcome Visitor - Sally goes out on an errand, leaving Jack to watch 3-year-old Kate. Contains card-houses and other assorted mayhem...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
Myth Behaving reviews
Skeeve's been kidnapped, and now it's up to Aahz and the rest to bring him back! Chapter Two- The gang makes a new acquaintance, but whose side is she really on?
Robert Asperin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003
X is for Xtremely Odd reviews
Silly short- Pyro's spy mission at Xavier's keeps getting... interrupted. PG for pouncing and excessive amounts of cookies.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2003
Bugger it, then reviews
(working title) Chapter 3... Fluff and a plan, or the beginnings thereof. Um... yeah.
Austin Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
On Your Shore reviews
Set just before Squire-- Yuki contemplates love, dreams, and the land beyond the sea.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
Silly Songs from Tortall reviews
And now for Silly Songs from Tortall, the part of the show where random Tortallans come out and sing a silly song. (Ch. 2: The Baby Dragonet Song)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003
King That Shalt Be reviews
No one is born evil. So how did Roger get that way? (Chapter 1 up! On the road back to Corus after a trip, Roger runs into... someone...)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 8/7/2002
I don't suppose you could just get me another one? reviews
Monty Python crossover-- it's the Midwinter Feast, and one of the guests has got a dirty fork. Chaos ensues. Rated PG for one curse word, one death, and severe OOC-ness.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2002
Further Adventures in the Land of Floating Daggers reviews
Last year, our drama club did Macbeth. It was... well, it was strange. This is all the bloopers I could remember from rehearsals.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2002
Muggles Anonymous reviews
Voldie & co. come up with an evil plot to convice everyone else that they're Muggles. PG for wand-stealing, dueling, and evil llamas. Quite insane, as usual. Read, enjoy, review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2002
But *I'm* the Dark Lord!! reviews
Someone shows up at the Death Eaters' secret lair on New Year's Eve with an evil plot, and chaos ensues. Rated PG for evil people, death, and name-copying. Challenge fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/29/2001
And Both Shall Roam reviews
I wrote a *gasp* SERIOUS fic! And it's R/H, too! YAY! Hermione looks at rain, Ron sings a love song, and Harry gets soaked (don't ask...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/28/2001
Dude, Where's The Title? reviews
Wormtail mistakenly calls a Death Eater meeting at 5 AM and chaos ensues. Challenge ficcy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2001
Confessions of a Flying Key reviews
METMA fic! This is strangely non-hyper for me, but I think it's pretty good. So enjoy! Btw, I changed my name!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2001
That would be a bad thing... reviews
Guess what, I gots threeeeee chapters now!!! YAY! Sooooo, that means you get to read the latest one! You know the drill, i'm still at Hogwarts...... Read, enjoy, review!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001
Going On Strike reviews
AIT is feeling inspired this week, yes she is. Another METMA ficcy! This one's about the Snitch, and boy, is it mad... Read, enjoy, review!!! (Does anyone pay attention to ratings? I would like to know...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2/6/2001
That's it, I quit!!!!! reviews
My first METMA fic!!!!!! From the POV of the Goblet of Fire. (you can see why it might be mad...) Read, enjoy, and most importantly REVIEW!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2001
etre reviews
What do you get when you cross an ordinary girl and a not-so-ordinary world? Find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1/31/2001
Hogwarts- With Sugar!!!!! reviews
Well, this *was* for METMA Mandy's challenge, but since she already posted the winners... *glares* this is just kind of here. Hmph.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1/15/2001
There Is No Arizona (filk!) reviews
A filk of "There Is No Arizona," by Jamie O'Neal. If you haven't heard it I suggest that you do. PG for angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1/8/2001
The Leader of the Mary Sues reviews
Just my theory, if it's been thought of feel free to flame me. WARNING: this is not too good. I had writer's block *and* no sugar, a very bad combination.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2000