Author has written 5 stories for StarCraft, Naruto, Harry Potter, Halo, Inheritance Cycle, and Gears of War.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in my stories aside from: The plot I made, and my OCs. I also do not own my profile pic.
Just edited it a second time...
I doubt anyone will find my stories good enough (Or long enough.) to make a "reading" story out of them, but if you decide you want too, don't bother sending me a message about it. I'll just tell you now- No. I don't care how good of a writer you are, how many fics you have, or whatever. The answer is no. Period.
Resident Edville by Captain Price
My Neighbour Is A Spartan by Razzika
A Mother's Love by Lord Of The Land Of Fire
Halo: The Secret Spartan and Halo: The Return Home by Auralee
Vacation Or War & Vacation or War: Return by LoorTheDarkElf
Champion Of Olympus Series by Theseus Lives
Not Home Anymore by DeExil
I'll Pick You Up by MagEd
An Uzumaki Amongst The Dunes by PudgyPudge
Makai No Yajuu by TheGreatestOfTheseIsLove
In The Shadow Of Gods by Anne Whynn
I would just like to thank all the authors who have a fic here. Your hard work kept me entertained, and probably on a rollercoaster for countless hours. Sometimes I honestly wish I read slower that I do..
I pretty much won't accept an IC fic without Eragon/Arya.
This is going to be redone soon. It was written awhile ago, and my opinions on alot of things have changed.
Ideas for Fics!:
I'll be redoing this later, as well.
Favorite Quotes Some of these came from authors on Fanfiction.com they belong to the author and not me. Some I saw and gave me inspiration from quotes by me. Some I just tweaked a bit to sound better. As far as I'm concerned it isn't plagarism unless its nearly EXACTLY the same. I'm not meaning changing a word or a letter. I mean like a few sentences of difference.
"Muffin button. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"- Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged( I think? Might just be Z Kai.. I lost track.. lol.)
"Have you no honor? Have you no soul?
"I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song."- Sugar We're Going Down, Fallout Boy.
"DONNA PINCIATI ACTUALLY SCORES, HELL FREEZES OVER, A MONKEY TYPES HAMLET, THE WORLD ENDS!"-- That 70's Show.
"COME BACK HERE, AND I'LL GNAW YOUR LEG OFF"-- Monty Python, and the Holy Grail--The Black Knight. This scene is just hilarious. He cuts the dudes head off, and he keeps yelling for him to come back so he can bite him.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're very welcome, General Sarcasm"
"Duct Tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."--Anonymous.
"That burrito went right through me! I must fire a report with ze great white round one!"-- Jurgin, Fairly Odd Parents
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." --James Dean
"Look Pretty Boy, I walk in there with you two standing behind me, and he will go on the defensive." She stood up and started to talk really fast. "I mean really…" She pointed to herself, "I put on my "I loath you" glare; then I stand at the gates of Hyuuga manor," She thumbed at Gaara, "with Sandy the recovering Homicidal Maniac and," She pointed at Naruto, "The Unpredictable Demon Fox Boy," she glanced at both of them, "both of whom have been known to go bonkers at the drop of a hat and cause massive amounts of damage I might add for dramatic effect," She took a breath. "And then you expect me to have a rational conversation with him." She shook her head. "Not going to happen. Do I want to look intimidating? Yes." She nodded up and down. "Do I want to scare the shit out of him? NOOO." She accentuated the word shaking her head side to side. "At least not yet."—Myra Ravenheart Later On--
Gaara almost couldn't contain the laughter anymore. "Pretty Boy?" The Kazekage raised an eyebrow.
"Shut up, Sandy the Homicidal Maniac." Naruto shot back.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4004719/31/Exchange_Student
"Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool!"--Van Wilder
"Man,i'd LOVE to help you, but I have a bamboo oar stuck up my kanjis"--Van Wilder(First time I heard this I was like...Wtf? Totally confused. That never changed...lol)
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."--Van Wilder(He gets it from someone else in the movie. I think it's Darius Greyson)
"Outside the walls!? It ain't no Pettin' Zoo out there! Peeps be gettin' deep sixed!"--Daxter,Jak and Daxter.
"We are one, as we share the glory of our victories so too we share the pain of defeat; in this way we grow closer, we grow stronger."--Malik,Assassins Creed.(I think...)
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat
If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three