Author has written 6 stories for StarCraft, Naruto, Harry Potter, Halo, Inheritance Cycle, and Gears of War.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in my stories aside from: The plot I made, and my OCs. I also do not own my profile pic.
Just edited it a second time...
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I doubt anyone will find my stories good enough (Or long enough.) to make a "reading" story out of them, but if you decide you want too, don't bother sending me a message about it. I'll just tell you now- No. I don't care how good of a writer you are, how many fics you have, or whatever. The answer is no. Period.
Eye Color: Blue. A really, really dark blue.
Hair color: Dark brown. It's almost black.
Age: 117 (I'm such a nerd for that reference...)
Location: I live in Georgia. That's the USA Georgia, not the European one.
I'm going to add a bit more to this later.
The Education Of Peeta Mellark by atetheredmind
The Girl Who Imprinted by CCRevival
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-Bond
Resident Edville by Captain Price
My Neighbour Is A Spartan by Razzika
A Mother's Love by Lord Of The Land Of Fire
Halo: The Secret Spartan and Halo: The Return Home by Auralee
Vacation Or War & Vacation or War: Return by LoorTheDarkElf
Champion Of Olympus Series by Theseus Lives
Not Home Anymore by DeExil
I'll Pick You Up by MagEd
An Uzumaki Amongst The Dunes by PudgyPudge
Makai No Yajuu by TheGreatestOfTheseIsLove
In The Shadow Of Gods by Anne Whynn
I would just like to thank all the authors who have a fic here. Your hard work kept me entertained, and probably on a rollercoaster for countless hours. Sometimes I honestly wish I read slower that I do..
I pretty much won't accept an IC fic without Eragon/Arya.
I'm definitely picky about my HP pairings. I'll read very few of them. Harry/Daphne is probably the one I've read the most, and my favorite. Harry/Susan would be my favorite, but that is so hard to find.
This is going to be redone soon. It was written awhile ago, and my opinions on alot of things have changed.
Ideas for Fics!:
I'll be redoing this later, as well.
Favorite Quotes Some of these came from authors on Fanfiction.com they belong to the author and not me. Some I saw and gave me inspiration from quotes by me. Some I just tweaked a bit to sound better. As far as I'm concerned it isn't plagarism unless its nearly EXACTLY the same. I'm not meaning changing a word or a letter. I mean like a few sentences of difference.
"Muffin button. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"- Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged( I think? Might just be Z Kai.. I lost track.. lol.)
"In the midst of the most painful faces, Angels show up in the strangest of places."- Looking For Angels, Skillet.
"Have you no honor? Have you no soul?
"I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song."- Sugar We're Going Down, Fallout Boy.
"DONNA PINCIATI ACTUALLY SCORES, HELL FREEZES OVER, A MONKEY TYPES HAMLET, THE WORLD ENDS!"-- That 70's Show.
"COME BACK HERE, AND I'LL GNAW YOUR LEG OFF"-- Monty Python, and the Holy Grail--The Black Knight. This scene is just hilarious. He cuts the dudes head off, and he keeps yelling for him to come back so he can bite him.
"Two packs of cigarettes, and the strongest whiskey Kentucky can make. That's a recipe to put a Vagabond on his hands and knees!" --What A Shame, Shinedown
"Each days a gift, and not a given right. Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind, and try to take the path less travelled by!"-- If Today was your last Day, by Nickelback..
"What a shame, what a shame, to judge a life that you can't change."-- What A Shame, by Shinedown.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're very welcome, General Sarcasm"-- Haha. These two guys were commenting back and forth on a vid on Youtube, they said this and I thought it was funny.
"FRIENDS will take your drink away when you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS will watch you stumbling around and say "Finisht aht drink, you damn lightweight! You know we don't waste! Then watch as you faceplant straight into some ladies chest."-- Unknown
"The circumstances of birth is irrelevant; It is how you make use of the gift of Life that makes you who you are"--Mew2--Pokemon (Its one of the Pokemon Movies. I can't remember which.)
"Duct Tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."--Anonymous.
"That burrito went right through me! I must fire a report with ze great white round one!"-- Jurgin, Fairly Odd Parents
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." --James Dean
"Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different."- 'Angelito soldado' (Fan fiction writer)
"Being a partnered pair does not make you two halves of a whole. Being a partnered pair means realizing that one plus one doesn't always add up to two. Sometimes it adds up to more."--Dame Wren, Two Halves, and Naruto Fanfic
'The mightiest tree in the forest, was born of a weak seed, and through time and through perseverance against all odds, and all dangers, a great tree, tall and strong is born there and stands proud and defiant before all who face it…Never forget that the greatest champions were mere men and women, who grew into heroes in their darkest times, you have to start small to become something greater.'—Dragon Lore, Dragon Champion Fan fiction
"Look Pretty Boy, I walk in there with you two standing behind me, and he will go on the defensive." She stood up and started to talk really fast. "I mean really…" She pointed to herself, "I put on my "I loath you" glare; then I stand at the gates of Hyuuga manor," She thumbed at Gaara, "with Sandy the recovering Homicidal Maniac and," She pointed at Naruto, "The Unpredictable Demon Fox Boy," she glanced at both of them, "both of whom have been known to go bonkers at the drop of a hat and cause massive amounts of damage I might add for dramatic effect," She took a breath. "And then you expect me to have a rational conversation with him." She shook her head. "Not going to happen. Do I want to look intimidating? Yes." She nodded up and down. "Do I want to scare the shit out of him? NOOO." She accentuated the word shaking her head side to side. "At least not yet."—Myra Ravenheart Later On--
Gaara almost couldn't contain the laughter anymore. "Pretty Boy?" The Kazekage raised an eyebrow.
"Shut up, Sandy the Homicidal Maniac." Naruto shot back.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4004719/31/Exchange_Student
"Those that break the rules and regulations are scum. But those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum. If I'm going to be called scum either way, I'd rather break the rules!”—Obito Uchiha, Naruto.
"Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool!"--Van Wilder
"Man,i'd LOVE to help you, but I have a bamboo oar stuck up my kanjis"--Van Wilder(First time I heard this I was like...Wtf? Totally confused. That never changed...lol)
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."--Van Wilder(He gets it from someone else in the movie. I think it's Darius Greyson)
"Outside the walls!? It ain't no Pettin' Zoo out there! Peeps be gettin' deep sixed!"--Daxter,Jak and Daxter.
"We are one, as we share the glory of our victories so too we share the pain of defeat; in this way we grow closer, we grow stronger."--Malik,Assassins Creed.(I think...)
Guy1: "Dude, d'you ever wonder what whale tastes like?" Guy2: "Well... Sperm tastes salty." Guy3: "HAHA! Thats what she said!" Guy2: "Not t'you she didn't."-- Me, and my idiot friends. .
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat
If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three
Pet Peeves, and stuff that I like:
Likes: Starcraft, Naruto, Books, Percy Jackson, Wolves, Gaming, Mass Effect, Halo, Gears Of War, COD, Halo, pizza, Snickers ice cream bars, The Elder Scrolls, and Smite.
Pet Peeves: Steam when it goes full retard(Never go full retard.), harems that are too big, people in general, and one of my worst pet peeves, to the point that I refuse to associate with someone who has one: The fucking Reading stories. I hate those. They're blatant plagiarism. Seriously, at least have the honor to covertly steal someone's hard work. Instead, no, they just blatantly steal it, claim it as theirs, and then post it. I would rather you just not post anything at all. Post a oneshot. I don't care if it looks retarded, your grammar is terrible, and you spell Percy as p3rcy. Couldn't care less. It HAS to be better than a reading story. Not to mention, the way FF.net handles stories with sex, and lots of violence: Instant removal. And yet blatant plagiarism isn't removed? Retarded. Just retarded.
Reposts and cool facts:
This is hilarious. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_novels#List_of_longest_novels In other words, the longest novel on that list has around 1,200,000 (Estimated) words. I'm quite confident that some fanfictions have far, far more. That's utterly hilarious to me. Fanfiction authors, people who earn no money from this stuff, write longer novels than people making countless amounts of money for their books.
copy and paste if you are a A7X fan!!
A Real Boyfriend
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hoodie
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she loves you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you;
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she says it's over
When she reposts this bulletin
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"
and if you do not re-post this within 4 minutes,
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